american television... what the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEBjIc-D_0A
>>62707998
what are you supposed to do when somebody gets all up in your face like that
man i love watching kids get put in their place
You've never heard of a "Scared Straight" program before? That's what happens (although keep in mind by virtue of them being recorded, they could either be holding back or playing it up for the cameras)
>A 2002 meta-analysis (a study that combines the results of many studies in order to see the whole picture) of the results of a number of scared straight and similar programs found that they actively increased crime rates, leading to higher reoffence rates than in control groups that did not receive the intervention.[6] In a more recent paper, the authors raise the question of why there seems to be a negative effect. They quote an evaluation from Oklahoma saying:
>If one argued that a two hour visit cannot perform the miracle of deterring socially unacceptable behavior, it can also be argued that it was extremely simplistic to assert that a two hour visit can perform the miracle of causing socially unacceptable behavior.
>Petrosino et al. then simply say that "Although there were many good post-hoc theories about why these programs had negative effects, the evaluations were not structured to provide the kind of mediating variables or 'causal models' necessary for an empirical response to this question in a systematic review."[7]
Here's an idea, 2 hours probably does very little, but the little it does is make children resent authority. There's a huge difference between showing kids what happens to bad people, and showing kids what WE will do to YOU if you are bad.
I remember our field trip to the the state capitol and justice system, everything was positive except when we saw this black female judge who got all uppity on our 100% white non-impoverished-suburbian two-loving-parents-and-a-dog asses. All we learned was she liked being a bitch.
The best way to help kids is to get them to identify and internalize themselves as being a good member of society, not as someone who is one step away from the system fucking them in the asshole.
The new series is much more tame than Scared Straight '99. Man that could have been a great series instead of a one shot run...pure magic up on this mothafuckin stage...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nuQYWxjABE
>>62708351
>The best way to help kids is to get them to identify and internalize themselves as being a good member of society, not as someone who is one step away from the system fucking them in the asshole.
Exactly it's just easier said than done.
>>62707998
>claims to be a blood
>walks around wearing all blue
what?
>>62709071
>Excuse me warden, but could I have a red jumpsuit? You see, I'm a Blood.
YOU AIN'T THAT CUTE
YOU LOOK DUSTY
COMB MAH MUFUKKEN CHEST HAIR
>>62708351
>not as someone who is one step away from the system
the whole point of the scared straight problem is that a lot of the kids are acting like they want to be thugs. Embracing the thug want-a-be life style and telling their parents to fuck off. So the program shows then the end results of that life path.
that's the entire point, the kids are NOT hard core bangers. They don't send some 5th gen crip to the program. It's always some average kid who thinks they are a thug.. So they get that bluff called.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3QcfZhYBzo
>>62708595
It sounds like the exact same thing as dem caw of dooty gaems
>>62707998
Those inmates are having the time of their life, they feel like they're really helping set kids on the right path and they get to act as tough as possible
>Peel this orange nigga
>Peel this orange
>That shit better be PERFECT
>Two niggas making fun of his tweety bird shirt
Top kek
>not posting the funniest one of all
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MtOd0DAeH3c
Is this the lemon one?
COMB HIS CHEST HAIR
>>62708022
you get FRONTIN and talk that muthafaka down cause you aint a bitch WORD show em who's the boss LEVEL THE PLAYIN FIELD words can't hurt your stupid ass BROS BEFORE HOES youre stupid enough to get in there you're stupid enough to get out of there
YOU ORANGE FLAVORED MOTHERFUCKER
>>62708351
>The best way to help kids is to get them to identify and internalize themselves as being a good member of society
Wow, what a revelation anon! You're the first person to have ever thought of this!
The problem is that no one knows how to fucking do this when these kids have no money, no future, no family and grow up in a culture that glorifies crime and incarceration.
>>62708022
Hit him in the nuts and bit his nose off.
Why don't the kids just yell back at them or hit them? There's camera's on them and the guard will stop the inmate if he retaliates
PEEL THE ORANGE
BITE DAT SHIEET
top fucking kek
>Boy Gets Beaten Up
>gets shoved around at most
sm͏h
>>62709285
>and it ain't personal with you either cause you white!
What the fuck? Even inmates are getting politically correct now?
>>62707998
>tfw in america this is considered ethical
I wouldn't suprised if they let the inmates gang-rape that kid
>>62709692
i wouldn't be surprised*
Good. If the kid ends up reconsidering their choices in life. A little yelling by an inmate may mean the difference between them ruining their lives or becoming upstanding citizens.
>>62709692
I want to wife the blonde girl!
>>62707998
it's funny because he ended up in jail anyway
>>62707998
why do they make the kids do push ups?
> "here you go"
> he hands him the orange
> "MAN I DON'T WANT THAT SHIT"
Kekarooni
>>62709692
Damn, I'm loving that blonde.
>>62708193
My cousin went through the scared straight program
apparently it's worse.
>>62709692
blonde
no competition
>>62709530
>the guard will stop the inmate if he retaliates
There's no real guarantee of how much damage the inmate could do if he retaliates, though.
>>62709285
YOU ORANGE FLAVORED MUTHAFUCKA
>>62709530
>>62710042
>implying those fat manlet guards can stop a 250lb inmate
They've said that on camera before. This huge skinhead threatened a kid and the guard literally said "This guy weighs as much as 3 of me. Do you think I'm gonna risk my neck to save you?"
>>62709530
>lanky hood rat who is used to fighting other twigs
>Punching a giant prisoner who does nothing but work out all day
I guarantee one hit is all any of these bitches would need, I think a prisoner can get that much out before a guard stops them.
Plus that's straight to juvie for the kid, but honestly I think the fear of the prisoners is far more influential for them not retaliating.
>>62709582
>that ape reaching under the door
they really are animals
Why the fuck do they let girls into all male prisons?
>>62710177
>not knowing that this is all staged and that the inmates are actually model inmates playing a role
You're seriously retarded if you think they would put actual problem inmates in contact with kids.
>>62709582
I can imagine how that shit could terrify the fuck out of a 13 year old boy. That scene is straight out of a horror movie.
>>62709285
lel
>>62710196
>put someone in a literal cage
>be surprised when they act like caged animals
America.
>>62710242
The program was for her brother, I think they brought her because she was starting to act out too.
>brother turns his life around
>sister stays a trailer trash bitch
Man, that would be sad knowing you failed your sister that badly.
>>62710271
my point was that guards only look like they can do shit. They cant actually do shit unless the prisoners riot and they're allowed to break out the rifles
>>62709071
I lol'd.
>>62710336
I mean, they probably have clubs and tazers and shit.
>>62709888
sauce?
>>62710366
Humans, especially hardened criminals, are surprisingly resistant when under adrenaline (or just plain angry)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DdvkLhdAJE
for fucks sake, pound for pound we're more durable than iron.
>>62708022
Kill him
>>62707998
Holy fuck that poor fucking kid
if prison break and orange is the new black have taught me anything: crying is the worst thing you can possibly do
also not lifting
>>62708595
yeah i recall the old one being much more brutal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sc7XD_6YnA
>>62710402
*teleport behind him
*Use Ninjutsu art 666: 34 palm strike
*attack his pressure points causing his blood to clot internally
*"Heh, nothing personal!"
*Prisoner explodes in a fountain of blood
*straighten prison uniform, walk through the blood and leave
>>62710395
that's because he's on a shitload of PCP. Your typical prisoner is not.
These programs don't even prevent juvenile crimes anyways.
>>62707998
>PEEL THAT ORANGE
Gets me every fucking time.
>>62710395
>pound we're more durable than iron
What kind of a pop science bullshit statement is that? Nigga we have iron swords that are thousands of years old. What are you even on about?
>>62710480
Fuck, I actually meant kiss him.
>>62710395
You can't resist a taser shot, electricity doesn't give a fuck how tough you are. Tasers actually have a huge failure rate, it looks like what happened there was one the prongs got caught in his loose shirt, and didn't complete the circuit.
>I agree with you, that was just a bad example
>>62710479
fuck is up with her eyebrow?
>>62710550
enough drugs and you won't even feel the taser
>>62710544
and we have skeletons even older than that
>>62710479
are we all gonna ignore this bitch's eyebrow
>>62707998
i grew up in the hood, trust me those kids needed that.
>>62710479
Americans really have food fights in schools? I thought that was TV bullshit.
>>62710598
They won't feel it, but they'll go down all the same, the difference is they get right back up and keep fighting
>>62710545
>force lips upon prisoner
>prisoner is in shock
>"Sempai, prison seems so scary...but you'll protect me right?"
>prisoner punches your eye black, afraid of these feelings building up in him
>internal struggle afterward
>in the middle of the night the prisoner struggles with this new strange desire; unable to get you out of his head
>You purposely commit a crime
>get placed in his cell
>Prisoner falls on his knees begging forgiveness
>grasps you tight and promises to always protect you from now on
>tears stream down both your faces
>>62710421
We can feel sad for him, but he deserves it and it'll make him a better person. My Dad used to get up in my face like this when I was a kid and did something stupid, and I'm glad he did, because it made me a better person.
>>62710677
>and it'll make him a better person
pftthahaha
>>62710479
>gets in a food fight
>let's send her to prison
Is this why America is a prison state completely unconcerned with rehabilitation and repeat offenders? Gotta keep those prisons full and that cash flowing. What did she do? Hit somebody with a pancake? Put that bitch away for 10 to life.
>>62710599
Damn, that's spooky as heck.
Although if you want to play it like that, we have iron way older than THAT.
>>62710598
Tazers aren't mace. You can't shrug off your muscles spasming because of current running through them. You have an easier time powering through a bullet wound than a proper tazering. You just won't get up once you go down, while you'll be quick at getting up from the tazering if you're on the right drugs.
>>62710788
dude, the food they make in american schools is like throwing acid in your face.
>>62710479
She should get an award for successfully throwing a pancake of all things. I wonder if she frisbee'd it or what.
>>62710788
That's afterwards, you mong. They're just stating that the least time she got in trouble since the scared straight thing was for something minor.
>Peel dat orange
I didn't need those sides anyway.
>>62709692
I would cum in all of them desu
