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Is there any character from any movie less deserving of an action
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Is there any character from any movie less deserving of an action figure (who got one) than Sio Bibble?
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>>62706034

If you were a kid with a Sio Bibble action figure please justify your life choices.
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>>62706034
this thread makes me want a sio bibble action figure
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>>62706060

They're probably rare t b q f h
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>>62706034
"mommy I want that one"
"darth maul?"
"no I want sio bibble!"
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>>62706118

I feel like it only ever sold when a grandparent who knew nothing about Star Wars was told to buy Star Wars toys for Christmas.
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>>62706034
How else were you supposed to stage a full trade federation emergency meeting diorama without this guy, OP?
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>>62706300
I own this.
It's shit.
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>>62706054
Action figures are for adults. Kids play with video games.
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>>62706034
>Negotiation? We've lost all communication?
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How else are you going to know what the one thing a lack of communications means?
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>>62706300
Smart of him to carry a gun. Those death sticks addicts might try to rob him
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>>62706081
Nothing Phantom Menace was rare. Idiots bought it all up wholesale as investment.
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>>62706034
I bet his toy figure was more popular than Boyega's.
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>>62706034
>now figures talk
what does he even say
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>>62706703
"NEGOTIATION?! We've lost all communication!"
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>>62706034
A Sio Bibble action figure can mean only one thing.
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>>62706034
YOU MUST CONTACT ME
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>>62706034
My internet has been on and off for awhile now...y-you don't think.
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>>62706825
It can only mean one thing
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That one fat nigger with the bucket under his arm from Empire.
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>>62706034
>tfw no chancellor valorum
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>>62706034
I did.

I painted his clothes white, made a little hat for him, and called him Future Santa.
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>>62706860
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>>62706034
What's with random Hershlag on the packaging?
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>>62706931
It's to show he was fucking Amidala
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Atleast it isnt a Willrow Hood action figure
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>>62706974
>Willrow Hood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zxesxhCbWA

Well then
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Eh... the Star Wars/Kenner love connection has a long painful history of making action figures of small time characters.

I don't think any of us 80s kids didn't have at least two Lobots and and he didn't even have a speking role, just took orders from some malt liquor baron.

And fuck, Boba Fett is about as clever and useful a bounty hunter as I am and yet he has one of the mosy rabid, hurr-durr fanbases in sci-fi history that sprouted only from having one of the admittedly coolest toys and spaceships.
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>>62706336

Star Wars completely monopolises this, it would seem. Makes sense.

>>62706668

In 1999 we played with both.
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>>62706300
What in the living fuck
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>>62706672
>>62706749
>Negotiation? We've lost all communication?
>"NEGOTIATION?! We've lost all communication!"

It rhymes.
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>>62706825
>My internet has been on and off for awhile

SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING
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>>62706974

I feel like the denizens of Cloud City out-cool the denizens of Naboo by default though.
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>>62706836
>>62707178
God damn all I did was download a few yify rips I thought I didn't think they would care.
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1:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdV9pSE7c0I

>sold out
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>>62707348
He seems like a pretty cool guy. I'm glad he got a action figure of himself.
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>>62707348
I thought that said fucks and the city
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Wuhrer has a fucking action figure.

Star Wars is literally a device to sell merchandise.
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>>62707505
Duh. Lucas cared far more about toy profits than making movies by Jedi and it shows.
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>>62707505
>dem cantina barman Jedi clothes
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>>62707002
This is why I hate Star Wars.
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>>62706034
>Sio Bibble with a talking chip

lel, I bet it's the quote where he's bitching to the Queen to sign the peace treaty.
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>>62707505

don't know who this is tbqh
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>>62706860
Underrated
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>>62706974
>>62707505
>>62706300
>>62706336
I can see some adult fans that are fans of the cultness and obscurities of Star Wars will appreciate some of these. Sio Babble? No one can give a fuck about
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>>62707658

It's the guy from Mos Eisley that wouldn't let droids in.
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>>62707696
At least Sio had lines in the film.
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>>62706034
>mfw I've been on a mini E1 action figure binge this week
>Qui-Gon
>Obi-Wan
>young Anakin
>Darth Maul
>Jar-Jar
>battle droid

I also got Dash Rendar and Xizor. Coupled with all the primary POTF figures (red and green card sans irrelevant characters), I think I'm done. I have all these fucking stupid toys and feel completely empty about it. I only did it to fulfill a dream I had as a kid and it wasn't worth it. What the hell am I going to do with all these toys?
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>>62707713
To be fair, both of those figures were made long after the original films were released and since then the EU stepped in and fleshed them out.
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>>62707348
>good advice
>surrender yourself and sign the treaty created by threat of gunboat diplomacy
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>>62707658
Bartender from the cantina scene.
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>>62707745
You make action scenes out of them on your lunch break.
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>>62707745
Play with them. That's what they're for.
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>>62707745
>I also got Dash Rendar

How embarrassing.
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>comm tech chip

oh shit I just nostalgiad fucking hard as shit

i had like 50 of those
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>>62706034
There's a toy store by me that has a lot of vintage type stuff, and it has a Star Wars section, and like 80% of it is Phantom Menace toys like this one. Just like an entire wall of red. The rest is like 10% Power of the Force shit and then maybe like 10% you might care about.
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>>62706034
Only thing significant about him is a running joke in Darths and Droids that Qui-gon Jin/Padme/Han thinks he's an evil mastermind since he's a second-in-command with a goatee.

So yeah.
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>>62706336
>trade federation
>this guy
she was a dancer in jabba's palace you fucking normie
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>>62707066
>malt liquor baron

Nice dubs and thanks for giving me a chuckle.
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>>62707807
I'm not bringing toys into work.

>>62707825
I tried and every time, I felt like a complete loser trying to play with toys as an adult. I only got the E1 figures to finish what I started.

>>62707835
He's a ginger. I had no idea.
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>>62707850
>tfw Qui-Gon bussed out the communicator you'd been playing with for months after checking little Ani's midichlorian count
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>>62707888
Build a display cabinet?
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>>62707888
>I'm not bringing toys into work.

Maybe he assumed you were a work-from-home type neckbeard.
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>>62707835
Shadows of the Empire was a fucking awesome game though, and Dash Rendar came with a jet pack.

Only idiots didn't have a Dash Rendar toy.
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>>62707855
>not wanting a Red Twi'lek sexslave toy
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>>62708005
>liking a poor man's Han Solo that looks like Rob Liefeld shat him out

There are no excuses for this.
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i wish i could play with that commtech chip player again. I remember that like it was yesterday. At least the prequels had good toys.
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>>62706034
Shut up man, I had hours of fun playing with my Sio Bro-bble and Wilrow Hood action figures. Though actually when i was a boy in the late 80s SW action figures were like 50p but only the background characters, I had a malastarian bounty hunter I believe, one of the orcs from Jabba's palace and a blonde ewok, fucking bullshit.
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>>62708297
What did you play when you used them? Did you have them conduct diplomatic meetings, or turned them into action heroes?
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>>62708297
>I had hours of fun playing with my Sio Bro-bble
>when i was a boy in the late 80s

This doesn't add up. You were playing with a Sio Bibble action figure in your late teens?
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>>62708325
>Did you have them conduct diplomatic meetings
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>>62706336
>>62707696
This whale beat out HK-47 and Kyle Katarn in one of Hasbro's fan's choice figure polls.
She then proceeded to clog up toy aisle pegs for YEARS.

Seriously, the only toy I can think of that had more "Goddamn, this shit's still around?" is the mosquito Transformer from one of the last waves of Beast Wars.
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>>62708325
god dammit, now i want the entire naboo senate to reenact politics with
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>>62706034
How many different things can a communications disruption actually mean?
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>>62708402
Don't forget to pick up some model spaceships, pilots, and Nute Gunray to re-enact the fascinating trade scene dialogue.
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>one christmas my dad showed up with a bunch of side toys of characters from episode one
>friends had darth mauls, obiwans and quigons
>I had that one security guard, watto, a couple pod racers and some random senator I don't even remember from the movie

Thanks dad.
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>>62708468
At least the security guards look kinda cool.
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>>62708484
I do remember having a lot of fun with this as a kid
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>>62708415

I think it's well established that it can only mean one thing.
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>>62708423
i found nute's friend on amazon for like 40 cents, should i?
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>>62708468
>I had that one security guard

The black guy with the eyepatch? Let's not pretend he didn't have a certain charm. Also, Sebulba was pretty fucking cool. I wish a Dug was part of the crew instead of a Gungan.
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>>62708525
Yes
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>>62708415

Seriously? Its pretty obvious it could only mean one thing.
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>>62708337
The first part is clearly a joke, no one would enjoy playing with Sio Bibble, the second sentence describes how I did have a lot of shitty background character figures though.
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>>62708379
>This whale beat out HK-47 and Kyle Katarn in one of Hasbro's fan's choice figure polls.
How
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>>62708591

It's 01:50 my time and I skimmed. Forgive me. It appears what we have here is a failure to communicate.
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I played with Sio. His figure has a cool coat and his poorly painted face looks like a mean grimace so I played with him as a veteran bounty hunter Anthony Hopkins kind of badass. Did you dweebs not have imaginations and parents who loved you enough to buy you every ep1 toy?
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>>62708546
Sebulba? I wish. He was cool when I was a kid. I had some faggot with horns and this guy
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>>62708611

If I were to guess I'd say it's because Canon Bullshit > EU Bullshit, every time.
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Was there a Aayla Secura figure? I hope the mint condition unopened one doesnt cost too much, I dont want to buy one out of the package on ebay because it probably got blasted with fatfuck jizz repeatedly.
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>>62706034
>bibble
>he looks like god
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>>62708415
I use Sprint so I actually live in constant fear of invasion.
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>>62706054
>If you were a kid with a Sio Bibble action figure please justify your life choices.

>implying this was a choice and not a lazy uncle grabbing the first star wars toy he could find 10 minutes before the birthday party.
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>>62708689
>was there a figure of a star wars character
you already know
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>>62708689
she looks much better with that blue paint on her

I'd very much like to jizzbomb her plump titties
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>>62708689
One came out a couple years ago, in retro-style packaging.

...don't ask how I know that.
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>>62708689
Looks like they made 5 variants
http://jedibusiness.com/star-wars-action-figure-list.aspx?starwars=a
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>>62707348
He's so expressive. Lucas must have literally told actors to not act.
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>>62707348
boring grandpa stories. dude has one foot in the altimeters door
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>>62708845
The only other scenario I can imagine is a trip to the toy aisle and this is the only character I didn't already own.

I dit it a lot with my G.I. Joes
>go to toy section
>next wave of figures isn't out yet
>stuck between another random viper or some obscure, lame Joe whose weapons are a radio and buyers remorse
>mfw the ranks of Cobra swell yet agai
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>>62706300
>that floppy dildo gun
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>>62708970
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Kitik Keed'kak is the best star wars character
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I got this for a birthday.
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>>62706118
lol
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>>62707002
im ashamed to even have liked star wars when i was 10
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>>62707002
This is why I love Star Wars.
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>>62706034
At least he comes with a gun, when I was a kid one of my uncles sent me that fucking medical droid from the Empire Strikes Back.
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>>62710926
I would
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Is there an action figure of these assholes who followed the Emperor around all the time in Return of the Jedi?
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>>62707890
>>62707850
>>62706034
My autistic ass got this comm chip reader thing and had to literally have every one of them. Instill have a chain with at least 50 of these things and a lot of the figures in storage back home. I probably have this guy
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>>62711181
I found action figures for all of them except for the one with the giant blue cone head
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>>62711274
This is literally worse than Sio Bibble.
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>>62706860

kek
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>>62708325
I wasn't really into star wars, I remember exactly what it was like to bite though.
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>>62711298
are you implying that Kren Blista-Vanee wasn't an extremely important and iconic Star Wars character, worthy of having multiple different action figure releases?
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>>62711274
>Not even a fucking stick or something
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>>62706034
They could have made all these shit characters really desirable by giving them fucking awesome guns and triple light sabres.
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>>62711351
That one is at least made well.
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>>62711351

>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Kren_Blista-Vanee
>Height
>1.6 meters
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>all the asian sweatshop kids that had to assemble and paint these toys with no paint respirators, painting 14 hours a day for 12 cents an hour, just so chubby chronic masturbating american men can buy them and put them on a shelf and never think about them again
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>>62711298

Take that back nigga, Sim Aloo is off the hooooook.
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>>62711408
Janus Greejatus is pretty well made too.

There's another release of this guy
>>62711274
of similar quality to these ones.

There were actually MULTIPLE action figures for these faggot characters that appeared in the background of two short scenes and did nothing and had no speaking lines. Let that sink in a moment. This is Star Wars.
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>>62711429

Imagine being that kid, painting Sio Bibles for 20 hours a day until you inhale so much Sio Bible vapors that you die from it.
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If you didn't own the Tatooine Accessory set then you didn't have a childhood
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>>62710926
>We just came off of the wild Vong ride, what do we do next
>uh...bugs. Giant bugs
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Why have Luke Skywalker in X-Wing gear when you can have Porkins?
You know, the guy we see for like 5 seconds before he gets fried.
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>>62711780
at least he gets a closeup and voiced lines. That puts him a tier above nobody background extras at least.

Pic related. This fucker was in ONE panning shot.
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>>62711839
That fig is one of the more expensive ones iirc
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>>62708051
>Not liking Dash Rendar
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>>62711984
It's a shitty tripfag. Just filter his pleb ass and move on.
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>>62711780

The funny thing about this toy is that people really wanted a Porkins to round out their X-wing pilots but the toy was to wide and wouldn't actually fit in an x-wing.
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>>62707745
I know this is a meme image but god damn how does someone get that fucking fat
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>>62710926
Definitely not a Lovecraft ripoff.
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>>62712045
in what way is a giant praying mantis in a skirt a Lovecraft ripoff?
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Just open the fuckin boxes they're not worth anything.
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>>62706336
Got this bitch for 25 cents at Toys r Us.
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>>62712033
Fuck, that is funny. Just imagine some kid getting only 2 Star Wars toys on his birthday; an X-wing and Fat Biggs.

Imagine the joy, then the crestfallen look of sadness as he realizes that he'll be soaring through the stars with a canopy that won't close properly. Imagine his eyes as he realizes his grammy is and always will be a clueless cunt when it comes to birthday gifts.
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>>62711780
You think this guy is Porkins son?
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>>62706034

I could imagine one child who wants a Sio Bibble action figure.

He doesn't want it specifically for "Sio Bibble," mind you, such a kid wants it because he wants an action figure that looks like an old wizard who he could use in imaginary action-figure adventures.

This child probably never uses the blaster with this action figure, he takes the staff from his Donatello Ninja Turtle action figure and gives it to Sio Bibble "the wise and powerful wizard!"

That's what I would've done if I had a Sio Bibble, at least.
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>>62713577
One of my nephews favorite actions figures is Santa. I have no clue where my sister got that toy it but he loves it. He has fights with Darth Vader and Spider-man all the time and Santa always fucks people up. He's 2 so he doesn't get that Santa isn't an action figure. Thank you for reading my blog post.
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>>62713480

>Who's hungry to kick some Imperial ass?
>I AM SIR! I WON'T BE SATISFIED TIL I'VE HAD MY FILL!
>That's the spirit. Whats your name son?
>CRACKLINS, SIR! PORK CRACKLINS! BEST XXL-WING PILOT IN THE OUTER TERRITORIES!
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>>62713673
>CRACKLINS, SIR! PORK CRACKLINS!
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>>62706034
>sio bibble
>zion bible
L U C A S
U
C
A
S
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>>62713629

Two is a bit young to be playing with action figures. They're choking hazards.
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>>62713718
I take away all the weapons and stuff. They're the statue style ones. Like Barbies for boys.
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>>62711780
>fried
you mean like all the food he eats?
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>>62710932
I have that Jewish motherfucker too. I got him in a double package though, I think with Hordak or something like that.
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>>62707348
>George is very good on concept, so-so on structure, not so good on dialogue

Holy shit he hit the nail on the head
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Think about it, there is at least ONE, totally more though, person out there who owns EVERY.
SINGLE.
FUCKING.
STAR WARS.
ACTION FIGURE.
EVER MADE.
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>>62714952
Yeah, there are also people that own every pez dispenser ever made. Some people just horde shit.
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>>62706034
He has a blaster and looks baller as fuck. Pretty sure there's worse options like Shmee.
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>>62706336
That chick's acting history is an odd one.
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>>62714979
Are there PEZ for characters who were in a background shot for 5 seconds in a total of 6 movies though?
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>>62715037
Found the PEZ collector.
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>>62706300
I would buy this, just for the dank maymays.
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>not watching Star Wars with /tv/
www.hitbox.tv/Sheev66
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Right here. It finally actually happened thanks to an online shop owner with a geriatric lady fetish ordering the whole supply for his store.
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>>62707890
Got this for my fifth birthday from a chick who grew up to be a qt3.14

Good times tbhfam
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>>62706336

hehe this guy, your alright guy
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>>62711839
At least that guy looks interesting. No one wants a fucking Porkins action figure.
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>He didnt own a Prune Face figure
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>>62711455
>Sim Aloo

That sounds like the name of a curry.
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>>62715975
>Implying Porkins isn't boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFPI54fOWoo
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>>62707138
I know, my little brother used to chant this in his most incredulous tone like a mad man. He was a weird kid.
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>>62716075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdEUwHF7d7I
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>>62708468
>in toy store with parents
>episode 1 is just out
>see this cool digital star wars wristwatch with little animated clips on the digital screen with authentic sounds etc.
>there was a clip of animated Jar Jar Binks saying/doing something
>there were other animations included as well, but Jar Jar Binks was the most impressive
>write down christmas present wishes, type in "Jar Jar Binks wristwatch", thinking that my parents will surely know what I'm talking about
>christmas comes, open presents
>get picture related

This piece of shit is the most basic wristwatch there is, but with Jar Jar Binks strap. I can assure it's not the wristwatch I wanted. No animations, no special sounds, just a fucking wristwatch.
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it's an akshun figyure
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Last year for Christmas my girlfriend gave me 3 Star Wars action figures. She intentionally opened them before she gift wrapped them. Fucking Bitch.
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>>62717463
>having a girlfriend
>opening action figures

I'm two types of angry now.
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>>62717496
I know, right? She told me that when she bought them for me her mean daughter was with her. She talked my gf into doing it. GF was completely clueless about collecting.
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>>62717526
lets be honest
the daughter is angry and hungry for more dick from you
and for you to finally dump the old lady
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Is there a Jettser Dexter action figure? I'd love to own his 50's space dinner playset.
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Please post pics of Dindu Skywatermelon's toy not selling.
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>It's Master Yoda with amazing sitting in a chair action

T-thanks, Mom.......Seriously, this was the only Star Wars action figure I ever owned....But at least It wasn't fucking Yaddle I guess
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>>62711485
A wheezing, raspy cough can mean only ONE thing

Infection
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>>62717711
Here in StL we worship a different Yadi
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That guy has a fucking name?
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>>62706034

This:

>>62706300

BUT SW collectors are strange, and want every last character that has even one nanosecond of screen time
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>>62707713

sio bibble has his own interview speculating on the force awakens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdV9pSE7c0I
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>>62708484
what did they look like
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>>62717711
To be fair, what the fuck did Yoda ever do in the series before Attack of the Clones?
>sit
>lift things with the force
That figure covers both of those.
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>>62708649
The hell is that on the left?
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>>62710932

This wouldn't be lame if the movie wasn't a dud though. The Phantom Menace could be a masterpiece and Sio Bibble would still be unappealing.
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>>62706668
ILL BASH THEIR SHITTY VIDYA INTO PASTE, KIDS SHOULD HAVE GLORIOUS HIGHKY ARTICULATED ACTION FIGURES SHOVED DOWN THERE SELFISH BITCH THROATS, IM GONNA SNAP THE NECK OF THE NEXT BRAT I SEE WITH A MINECRAFT SHIRT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62717496
I don't get why people don't open their action figures. What the hell's the point in buying it if you're not going to play with it or display it? Is it autism?
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>>62706034
I used to have literally hundreds of the battle droid figures, I was making an army.
My grandad worked in the toy industry and was actually at one of the first showings of the original star wars, from what I remember he told me, it had representatives of toy companies from all across the world, so he was representing England.
Anyway I could go on about all that, point is he was a huge fan of star wars, and everytime I went to his house, which was on a weekly basis, he'd get me another battle droid. Around christmas, it'd be like 10 of them

I used to love those. I wonder where they went.
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>>62711274
>Imperial Dignitary
>Star Wars character without a full name and implied backstory immediately evident

triggering
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>>62718213

needs to be in mint condition f a m
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>>62711455
>Sim Aloo

Oh, thank fuck.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sim_Aloo
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>>62718233
But why? It's a glorified paperweight if it's in the box.

>>62717632
Do you even have to ask?
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>>62706034
>Is there any character from any movie less deserving of an action figure (who got one) than Sio Bibble?
You fucking "whirrr wheww" what mate?
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>>62717711
It's funny because he is not sitting in the chair. He is sitting ON it.
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We SW merchandise now?
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Sup F A M, whats going on in this thread?
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>>62718300
I want to use this sexy beast as a cum dispensor
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>>62711984
>>62712017
>liking Dash Rendar
>not pleb

Look at this faggot. Look at him! He is literally "Unacceptable Han Solo Replacement - EXTREME NINETIES EDITION".
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Wish I had this
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>>62718319
Oh shit nigga, what r u doing?
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>>62718319
>Look at this faggot. Look at him!

oops
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>>62718326
I had the first one when i was younger, my parents made the woolie cookies once, suffice it to say they tasted like chewbaccas ballsack.
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>>62718250
ayy
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>>62714881

This
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They are just apples. In the supermarket.
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>>62711780
He still has 3000 word article in wookiepedia
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>>62716075
>Punished "Venom" Sheev
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>>62718335
>>62718319

I know that you are just trying to get (You)'s to feel important but god you are so fucking gay. Kill yourself.
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>>62718380
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>>62718386
holy fuck
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>>62718380
But they're RED, just like Vader's saber!
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>>62718302
Those are still actually cool

And unlike SW shit they're not so over-produced.
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>>62715677

She's a Jedi though.
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>>62706054
I ended up here and became a sheevposter.
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>>62708649
>he doesn't like teemto pagalies
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>>62706081
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Wars-Episode-Bibble-CommTech/dp/B00002Z73Z/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1447509305&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=sio+babble
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>>62718302
Exactly, ove actually been buying alot more gi joes lately, on account i have most of the star wars figures ive ever wanted frommwhen i was a kid an OH SHIT, SNAKE EYES IS TRYING TO KILL COBRA COMMANDER, RUN COBRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>62713577
I like the way this guy thinks.
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>>62718364
You my friend have gret "whirr whror" taste,may your pressure suit not be punctured, and have you die from a painful implosion on the alien pressured worlds.
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>>62718380
ha ha ha
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>>62718386
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tfw parents bought you rocks for Christmas
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You can literally find any character.
>that kid who had a Ben Quadinaros toy
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>>62718380
There's no article on apples so I dunno if that's kosher...
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Apple
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>>62718380

is that a fucking snake skin rug?
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>>62711659
Fucking hell, think of the money some kid made his parents spend on this junk.
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>>62718527
Holy shit, I've always wanted a Maggie Gyllenhaal action figure.
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>>62706034
He's more of a doll than an action figure
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>>62718527
Fucking shut up, i was pissed as a four yr old they didnt make ben qurradrinaros, hes so fucking weird and cool, im glad theyve finally made him as a toy now F A M (fuck, i hate this fucking word filter.
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Is there any other francise with this amount of toys and shit?
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>>62718539
But it comes with a cleaning droid, are you so fucking retarded not to see that anon?
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>>62715432
>log in to chat

Fucks sake.
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>>62713673

Underrated post tbqhwyf
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>my mom got me a Tarkin action figure, he's so fucking COOL
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>>62718564
But who else will keep the rancor satted, by stimulating his prostate, with a stolen gaddarfi stick?
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>>62717918
>That guy has a fucking name?

Do you even Star Wars?
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>>62718574
Barbies
Transformers
MLP

>>62718596
At least he didn't skip leg day.
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From a collector's perspective NO modern SW shit (1997 - present) will ever be worth what a carded original Boba Fett or vinyl-caped Jawa is worth.


Most of the prequel shit is either worth at or below their original retail price, which is crap. Their prices should be rising at this point. Only the various clone troopers hold any value, and only because "army builders" gotta have 20 each of them.

In a long-term perspective, only the most expensive of LEGO sets will have big value, and only because their prices ensured they're something that wasn't commonplace in the first place due to their high retail prices.
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>>62718596
Well, he unironically is cool, though.
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>>62718250
Atleast this guy shows up a bit in the animated series.
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>>62718517
>>62718517
That's fucking hilarious.
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>>62706974
He looks sad
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KILL ME
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>>62718575
Yeah, I do love me some droids.
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>>62708423
I had Nute Gunray as a kid. Had a really nice hat but articulation was fucked due to the giant dress.
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>>62718468
>those joints
I think I had Storm Shadow from this release back when I was a kid. Then like the stupid fuck I was, I was playing with him before bed and as a genius put him on my table lamp and fell asleep. His ass was all melted from the heat of the lamp when I woke up.
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>>62718725
>take all unsold Luke Skywalker figures and paint their skin brown and the hair black
>repackage it as Force Awakens figure
>???
>profit
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>>62707807
Where is that big robot from?
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>>62718468

Get the original Baroness. Hardly anyone from the era remember ever seeing her on the pegs in stores, and IF Hasbro ever releases its production #'s it would easily show that it's probably the lowest-produced of all the non-mailaway "regular" figures they made. And right now with the millenials currently only caring about the newer stuff it's grossly under-valued for its rarity.

Plus the mail-away straight-arm Cobra Commander; it's rare as shit.

The first Storm Shadow and first and second versions of Snake Eyes will always be valuable, but they're not really that rare. They were popular characters so a fuckload were produced. BUT the demand should always keep them valuable.


Plus the aircraft carrier FLAGG. It was big and expensive, so almost no kid had it. That makes it rare and expensive now, and not likely to change any time soon.
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