Meanwhile, at the /tv/ Cinema
>>62704641
*Shoots everyone*
God bless America :^)
>>62704641
Hey where are the showers m8? Also spare me some crab legs.
I'll have an order of crab legs with a large mountain dew please
One bucket of crab legs with extra butter please.
>>62704641
>no couples policy
Normies BTFO
Some asshole is playing the rest of The Dark Knight Rises and not just the plane scene.
>tfw the theatre showers are all occupied
>>62704641
>tfw forgot my theater towel
>can't get a new one because i left my cinema license at home
>have to leave shower naked
>*snap* *crunch* *slurp*
>These crab legs are selling like hotcakes!
>For you.
with /film/ coming thanks to hiro giving every board one thing and that being our pick
will these threads come there?
>>62704670
Damn right.
>>62704641
Is there an only singles policy?
Why the fuck would crab legs be sold at a movie theater?
>cinema
flicks
>>62704835
I've seen multiple theaters that had food. One was called a 'Superlux' and they actually had fancy stuff like scallops and crab.
>the salt machine is broken
>alright everybody!
>it's time for the dance intermission!
Im crashing this theatre. With no survivors!
150 seats in this theater and I'm stuck behind the one faggot who won't shut the fuck up about how we need a Theatre right across the street that only plays the movies he thinks it should.
>only singles policy
Price list
kino $5
cinema $7
film $8
flick $12
Guys who took my shampoo from the cinema showers? It had my name on it damnit
>>62704670
>he said WHILE unarmed European citizens are being shot left and right
Why is there loud screaming from the Star Wars room?
>>62704689
>>62704693
Here you go sir
Do they provide a coat-check service that holds on to our capes and fedoras while we watch a movie?
What 16 movies would the /tv/ Cinema show?
>>62704760
>>62704641
all screenings are autism-friendly
Going to a premiere of TDKR. It's going to be big.
Welcome to /tv/ cinema sir
>>62704641
whoever just walked in with the Drive jacket is a giant faggot
>>62706943
MY
SIDES
11/10
>single policy is enforced
>>62707011
It wasn't that funny
>>62706943
>>62707011
sir, we've noticed you are a redditor-american, your section is right there at the back with all the cleaning products, please go back to your area.
>>62707053
fuck you man.
let me enjoy myself.
So about the show you wanted, Im just wondering why you added an u, extra c and k to my last name?
>>62706994
What is this shit Jamal? I asked for crab legs with butter not this corn shit?!
Where is your manager?
>>62707082
Fucked that joke up
>Louie Kekk
>>62706943
What a rare and amusing tale!
>>62707109
Dammit, im to drunk for this shit
TDKR is shown in a style similar to how The Rocky Horror Picture Show is shown in theatres.
>>62707196
Oh my god I would watch the shit out of this.
>>62706905
>le everyone is armed fantasy
>"I'm tellin' ya, playing only the first few minutes of The Dark Knight Rides 24/7 is the best business decision we've ever made! We're making gangbusters, GANGBUSTERS!"
I'm very sorry gentlemen but I'm afraid the only seats we have for you and your she-boons are behind the glass.
What's that? Of course you'll all be paying seperately. We only ask that next time the coins are rolled beforehand.
>>62707196
>>62707219
same with Revenge of the Sith
>>62704641
>Cinema
More like flick house
I just went to take a piss at the cinema bathroom and someone has covered the walls with shit spelling "4 U". I would leave but i'm planning a little "surprise" later on in the movie. You can call me the joker.
>>62707196
>>62707516
I never knew I wanted this.
>>62707225
have you been watching the news?
oh god the smell
>>62704641
>/tv/ Cinema
Oh boy!
>>62706938
>>62704641
1.TDKR first scene on a constant loop(all hotheads who complain about not playing the entire film will be escorted out of the theater by Matthew Modine
2.Maladolecenza/Pretty Baby/Bastard out of Carolina
3.FEET GAME(slowed down,4k projection of the best of soles and toes from movies throughout film history)
4.Problem Child 2
5.Dunston Checks In(no need to check in,Dunston's got it covered)
6.Drive(toothpicks provided at the door,PLEASE DISPOSE OF TOOTHPICKS PROPERLY)
7.THE MCU DOME(all capeshit, all day;eventually becoming Marcel/Star Wars cinematic universe)
8.Dadcore(Predator, Midnight Run,Lethal Weapon 1-4,Die Hard)
9.Patrician theater(45mins of some foreign pretentious movie, then it just switches over Star Wars Phantom Menace)
10.V for Vendetta(no masks,your fedora is enough)
11.Interracial Education and Enforcement (Selma,Lee Daniels The Butler,The Kekold,other white guilt informative films)
12.Horror(The Thing,Tremors,Jaws,Jacobs Ladder)
13.Waifu Pantheon(all the shitty straight to DVD movies starring /tv/ approved sluts, all films are muted)
14.Some sort of room designated for farting smelly crableg farts
15.Penis Inspection room(a slideshow of Christina Hendricks on the screen)
16.Fapping room
who ate my fucking popcorn?
>>62708806
kek
>>62708806
Well done anon.
>>62704641
what are we watching today?
>The amazing spiderman 2:directors cut showing
>its just this, for 3 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRKZ4MfCeA8
>>62711425
I've actually spoken to a few of those men before. Not in real life of course. Just like with every group there's a food chain. The guy in the red shit David Hoonky
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Hockey
is a leader and has two or three side kicks that do his bidding/work For Free for him and the others are followers.
>>62712061
>https://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Hockey
living the dream
>>62711623
Nah man. You forget the part when this happened
https://youtu.be/0W4C5EB3GKI?t=55s
>>62706872
Fuck your middle class prices
Movie $3
Cinema $3.50
Film $3
Flick $2
Large Popcorn $1.50
Large Soda 75 cents
What would you guys do if I ripped a huge fart in the middle of a movie?
>>62707595
did your guns help you on the 11th of september :^)
>>62704641
Who /theaterlatrines/ here?
>>62704705
Singles only policy sucks though
>>62716122
>>62707196
Let's do it.
ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAR
>>62716729
>>62706905
>Europe is one country
