[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
>tfw you die and get to a room with no doors or windows, for
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /tv/ - Television & Film

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 118
File: 1377025845467.jpg (17 KB, 400x386) Image search: [Google]
1377025845467.jpg
17 KB, 400x386
>tfw you die and get to a room with no doors or windows, for eternity
>nothing in it but a desk with a pc, a chair and a hard drive with your whole life in it, in episodes like a tv show
>>
Give me board to shitpost about it and Im set.
>>
>>62703067
Episode 3: Masturbation and crying part III
>>
>>62703106
not having that would be part of the punishment if Im being honest with you
>>
File: giphy.gif (637 KB, 624x352) Image search: [Google]
giphy.gif
637 KB, 624x352
>>62703106
>>
>>62703067
I don't have a room, I live in a broom closet in the garage of a large building.
>>
File: getcucked.gif (443 KB, 500x319) Image search: [Google]
getcucked.gif
443 KB, 500x319
>>62703170
>>
>it's a semen-eating masturbation session episode
>>
>>62703232
its another plane of existence bro are u retarded
>>
File: yy.jpg (329 KB, 500x701) Image search: [Google]
yy.jpg
329 KB, 500x701
being on here for a few minutes already feels like an eternity. i'd go insane; hell really does exist
>>
>>62703067
thats why i sleep with the tv ON.
So i can watch tv after death in the eipsodes that i'm sleeping.
>>
File: 1411402886887.jpg (73 KB, 332x333) Image search: [Google]
1411402886887.jpg
73 KB, 332x333
>its an anon started masturbating when it was getting dark outside and now its noon episode
>>
>>62703269
I can't imagine how it would be like.
>>
>>62703295
#lifehacked
>>
File: 0000011723854982 copy 2.jpg (51 KB, 348x463) Image search: [Google]
0000011723854982 copy 2.jpg
51 KB, 348x463
>>62703319
Oh, I know that feel.
>>
>>62703067
and it has a laugh track
>>
File: 1415443864131.png (69 KB, 412x351) Image search: [Google]
1415443864131.png
69 KB, 412x351
>it's an "Anon is riding public transport when he remembers something very embarrassing he did in the past and mutters something hostile to himself like 'I hate my life' before realizing he's said it out loud and looks around nervously in case anybody heard him" episode
>>
>>62703361
>it has commentary from everyone who has ever been in your life
>>
File: 1404328976042.jpg (23 KB, 446x362) Image search: [Google]
1404328976042.jpg
23 KB, 446x362
>its an anon kisses his dad on the mouth by mistake episode
>>
lol you're all so self punishing. like, why would you do this to yourself?
>>
> its a heres a list of jadded man children who shld be making use of their privilege and doing something constructive instead of whining about what they dont have on an image board.
>>
File: ppffs.jpg (93 KB, 910x684) Image search: [Google]
ppffs.jpg
93 KB, 910x684
>>62703447
get out normie
>>
File: fSSh7df.png (80 KB, 500x421) Image search: [Google]
fSSh7df.png
80 KB, 500x421
>its an anon checks his post to see if anyone thought it was funny episode
>>
File: 1377293760614.jpg (56 KB, 597x519) Image search: [Google]
1377293760614.jpg
56 KB, 597x519
>it's a Anon is harassed by teenage girls on the bus episode
>>
>>62703460
im just saying, ive done some pretty shit things in life, but like imagining a hell where you have to watch your mistakes. like, why?
>>
File: 1398550170001.png (43 KB, 862x926) Image search: [Google]
1398550170001.png
43 KB, 862x926
>>62703420
>by mistake
>>
File: 1421604211860.png (195 KB, 400x388) Image search: [Google]
1421604211860.png
195 KB, 400x388
>>62703488
why do they do it, anon?
>>
>>62703511
like, you know
like, for fun
>>
>>62703488
>>62703420
>>62703398
>>62703470

as an outside this sounds like magical TV
>>
>>62703447
It's called "feeling miserable" something you will never understand.
>>
File: 1404578024054.jpg (11 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
1404578024054.jpg
11 KB, 200x200
>>62703515
>its an anon kisses his dad on the mouth by mistake and he just rubs his lower back in a weird way and whispers "its okay" while grinning episode
>>
>>62703534
so self depricating punishment where you live your worst moments ever increasing your self loathing because you hate yourself so much is...fun?

why not just have a lemon party instead?
>>
>>62703565
you do realize that it isnt going to really happen right?
do you know what fiction is?
>>
>>62703559
dont judge me, i feel miserable like everyone else, but why on earth you want to wallow in misery is beyond me
>>
File: Pure Feel.jpg (98 KB, 500x381) Image search: [Google]
Pure Feel.jpg
98 KB, 500x381
>>62703319
>>
File: 1415448034688.png (69 KB, 285x276) Image search: [Google]
1415448034688.png
69 KB, 285x276
>it's an "Anon fails to make a move with that one girl who made him feel like life maybe isn't a miserable solitary march toward the grave before she decided to hook up with his closest friend instead and then move to Spain" episode
>>
>>62703565
>Its an anon has a lemon party epsiode because he hates himself so much ep.

>>62703592
its real to me major, its like youre all reading my mind.....what kind of madness is this!
>>
File: 1352846560533.png (32 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
1352846560533.png
32 KB, 400x400
>>62703519
I think they think I'm pretty.
>>
>>62703618
Thats and good ep. should have been a two parter where they invite him over to have dinner with thier new children and he stays in the guest room and has to hear them having crazy sex next door.
>>
File: 1408251070153.jpg (42 KB, 556x344) Image search: [Google]
1408251070153.jpg
42 KB, 556x344
>>62703618
at least they moved away

>its an anon gets rejected by the girl he is after for years only for her to hook up with his best friend and become part of the group for years episode
>>
>>62703319
It only happened to me 3 or 4 times.
I-it's not that bad, I think.
>>
>>62703651
little girls like you, youre in big trouble pretty anon.
>>
>its an anon waits for someone to reply with "dumb frogposter" and checking for repeating numbers at his thread episode.
>>
>its an anon masturbates to child pornography episode.....again.
>>
>>62703067
If I could take what I'd learned through watching my cringey life into the next one, I'd be down as hell
>>
File: sweating.jpg (72 KB, 419x414) Image search: [Google]
sweating.jpg
72 KB, 419x414
>>62703651
>it's an "Anon has teenage girls follow him around on holiday because they think he's 'hot' but he gets panic attacks whenever they're near him so he spends his holiday sneaking around and hiding" episode
>>
>>62703067
>It's a "fiancée of two days won't stop hysterically crying and won't tell you why" episode

Episode 15, season 6.
Browsing /tv/ while she cries it off
>>
>>62703720
what the fuck
she probably cheated on ya
>>
>>62703720
she was sexually assaulted. And warned if she told anyone they would kill you and make her a slave.
>>
>its an anon has sex but its terrible sex and the girl end up walking out and he ends up masturbating to cuchold porn ep
>>
>>62703067
Can I kill myself and die again?
>>
File: 1443761090306.jpg (19 KB, 550x535) Image search: [Google]
1443761090306.jpg
19 KB, 550x535
>its an anon stares at a turned off tv for 9 hours filler episode
>>
File: 1433604881697.png (35 KB, 215x215) Image search: [Google]
1433604881697.png
35 KB, 215x215
>it's an anon ordered dildos online then remembered somebody could open the package out of curiosity when he's outside/asleep so he spends the next week trapped in a constant state of mild terror and praying he's there to accept the package before anyone else does
>>
>>62703817
I hope these were dragon dildos.
>>
>>62703786
>its an anon kills himself at the pc episode.....forever on repeat forever and ever and ever.
>>
File: 1405870096801.png (38 KB, 632x852) Image search: [Google]
1405870096801.png
38 KB, 632x852
>it's an "Anon stands tearfully by the train tracks thinking 'How did it come to this?' but he flees when he sees that the approaching train has spotted him and stopped" episode
>>
File: zpCold2-a_edited-2.jpg (62 KB, 300x365) Image search: [Google]
zpCold2-a_edited-2.jpg
62 KB, 300x365
>its a 27 years old and still a virgin episode
>its a afternoon walk panic attack episode
>>
>>62703737
>>62703738
It all started with me putting some odd-looking vegetables in our soup, she thought they were spoiled and refused to eat. Then crying.

Fucking Chuck Lorre directed this ep
>>
File: jkjk.jpg (34 KB, 540x462) Image search: [Google]
jkjk.jpg
34 KB, 540x462
>it's an anon skips school and hides in a closet all day to avoid his dad episode

>it's an anon gets call centre job and freaks out on the phones, cries and quits episode
>>
>its an anon forgot that he gave his mother spare keys to clean his apartment and she came in to find him furiously masturbating to pictures of flowers and flies while wearing a full body hot pink latex suit and headphones episode
>>
File: Kcj7opncq.png (186 KB, 936x590) Image search: [Google]
Kcj7opncq.png
186 KB, 936x590
>>62703883
>it's an anon lies to his parents and says he's still attending class episode
>>
File: 1425619179275.png (201 KB, 500x373) Image search: [Google]
1425619179275.png
201 KB, 500x373
>>62703853

>it's an "another year of virginity" episode
>must be a repeat
>it's actually a brand new episode
>>
>its an anon shit posting on /tv/ episode but the captcha is shit.
>>
File: 1404578157288.jpg (4 KB, 125x121) Image search: [Google]
1404578157288.jpg
4 KB, 125x121
>its an anon goes to a parking lot for hours to spend new year's eve and tells his parents he is going out partying with friends episode
>>
every episode would just be about a guy masturbating and all the fucked up shit he masturbates to to be honest family
>>
>it's a "that really embarrassing and cringy thing you did as a teen" episode
>>
File: 1351723.jpg (47 KB, 645x773) Image search: [Google]
1351723.jpg
47 KB, 645x773
>>62703817
>it's an Anon is the only one who doesn't get invited to go out after school
>>
>>62703981

I fucking hate seasons 13 - 21
>>
File: 1445068823063-2.jpg (184 KB, 500x362) Image search: [Google]
1445068823063-2.jpg
184 KB, 500x362
>it's an "Anon takes a walk late at night just to get outside and begins imagining bumping into a weird, quirky, cute girl in a similar situation and forming a relationship before he realizes how stupid and pathetic this fantasy is so he shuts it down and begins walking at a quicker pace" episode
>>
Lololol I love when we all pretend to be kissless virgins who have lived unfulfilled lives!
It's my favorite meme
Reee normies!!!! XD
>>
>>62703940

>it starts with being an upbeat "maybe this year will be different" episode
>ends with anon spending new years alone on his computer
>the audience awwws and it fades to black
>written by chuck lorre
>>
>>62704037
Yeah, pretending.. haha
>>
File: 1396355120777.png (251 KB, 552x575) Image search: [Google]
1396355120777.png
251 KB, 552x575
>its an anon is panicking episode because he only has a week to find a job or he will be kicked out of the house episode.
>>
>>62704037
fuck off
>>
File: 1433328069431.jpg (193 KB, 1024x1016) Image search: [Google]
1433328069431.jpg
193 KB, 1024x1016
>>62704037

my life is not a meme
>>
>>62704037

fuck off reddit
>>
>>62704037
haha yeah
c-can you imagine
>>
File: 1445025017340.png (257 KB, 600x513) Image search: [Google]
1445025017340.png
257 KB, 600x513
>anon decides to kill himself at the end of every episode
>he's always still alive in the next episode but looks slightly sadder

I hope they wrap this up soon.
>>
File: 1351608452329.jpg (23 KB, 232x197) Image search: [Google]
1351608452329.jpg
23 KB, 232x197
>>62704037
>pretend to be kissless virgins
y-yeah
>>
>>62704037
>tfw not pretending
>>
File: 1442623611382.png (29 KB, 200x263) Image search: [Google]
1442623611382.png
29 KB, 200x263
>>62703593
>why on earth you want to wallow in misery is beyond me

Because it just doesn't quite feel right when I'm not.
>>
>Anon goes to the theater alone episode
>it's played as a comedy
>>
>>62704064
>that feeling of dread
>I'm still here shitposting
>>
File: 1351823204974.jpg (56 KB, 300x360) Image search: [Google]
1351823204974.jpg
56 KB, 300x360
>>62704117
That pic.
>>
File: LkARIDr.png (137 KB, 526x436) Image search: [Google]
LkARIDr.png
137 KB, 526x436
>>62703067
>it's an anon not reaching out to his all life crush episode
>it's an anon going home while depreciating himself episode
>it's an anon dreaming about her episode
>it's an anon binge eating and gaining 20 pounds again episode
>>
File: 1435129813063.png (191 KB, 361x364) Image search: [Google]
1435129813063.png
191 KB, 361x364
>first 24 seasons I don't see an actual vagina
>>
File: 1410733557327.jpg (860 KB, 1600x1200) Image search: [Google]
1410733557327.jpg
860 KB, 1600x1200
>its an anon hits little brother too hard on the head and claims he fell down the stairs episode
>its an anon's brother goes into a coma and never recovers so noone ever finds out episode
>>
File: 1409863447028.jpg (36 KB, 486x640) Image search: [Google]
1409863447028.jpg
36 KB, 486x640
>it's the post-ejaculate waves of shame that comes washing over as anon closes the porn tabs episode
>>
>>62703067
>whole life in it, in episodes like a tv show

>implying this isn't what happens every time I try to fall asleep or have nothing to keep my mind off it
>it's always the dumb shit I do

Pro-tip: If this shit happens to you, don't work a job where 7 of the 9 hours you spend alone with the company of only yourself to keep you entertained.
>>
>Flashback episode to that time a semi cute 6/10 girl hit on you but you didn't notice
>>
>its an anon goes to the cinema alone to watch star wars 7 episode and she has to sit in a theatre of super happy couples and groups of friends all having the best time of his life as she sits alone eating crab legs. Then goes home alone to shitpost on /tv/ about how shit it was. And mastubate to gay porn to feel better about herself ep
>>
>>62703667
>friends all know this
>they still give me shit for it 10 years later

Life is hell, anon.
>>
File: 1435552074550.jpg (32 KB, 400x267) Image search: [Google]
1435552074550.jpg
32 KB, 400x267
>>62704033
i know this one
>>
>>62704206
>its a le quirky sar wurs nerdy gurl foreveralone.9gag episode
>>
>its an anon measures his dick episode and realises that 4 inches is still lying about how big it is.
>>
File: 1447295565069.jpg (41 KB, 390x390) Image search: [Google]
1447295565069.jpg
41 KB, 390x390
>>62703232
>>
>>62703398
Oh I'm not the only one that does it
>>
>>62704234
you made it worse and i thought it couldnt get any worse. BUt i have to watch Star wars at the cinema, this is going to suck so badly, my only hope is i might meet some other ccute lonley 9gag girl and we hit it off.
>>
File: 1352948188289.png (53 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
1352948188289.png
53 KB, 200x200
>it's an Anon is trying to sleep but can't because his brain became aware that he is a hugless kissless social awkward wizard who has lived all his life this way and things will never get better episode
>>
>It's an anon lays awake at night episode thinking about better episodes that will never happen
>>
>it's a 'for some reason a frog is kissing my exgf' episode
>it ain't me plays
>>
>>62703399
Fugg
>>
>its an anon almost achieves his dreams and them some tragedy happens and ends up homeless instead episode.
>>
File: 1406036912086.jpg (46 KB, 317x379) Image search: [Google]
1406036912086.jpg
46 KB, 317x379
>>62704296
>it's an "Anon vows to do something worthwhile tomorrow like read a book or take a walk but inevitably ends up wasting all day online again" episode
>>
>It's an anon faps too hard and scars his dick so it looks like he has a permanent STD
>>
File: 1402766770431.jpg (110 KB, 500x608) Image search: [Google]
1402766770431.jpg
110 KB, 500x608
>its an anon at school asks crush out and calls her magnificent, she laughs out loud rejecting him and for the next 3 years everyone calls him 'magayficent' episode
>>
File: 1446228127030.png (529 KB, 1015x1527) Image search: [Google]
1446228127030.png
529 KB, 1015x1527
>>62703447
ree
>>
>it's an anon gets drunk alone and wallows in misery
>again
>>
>It's a flashback episode where anon remembers all the pussy he could have smashed if he read the signals properly
>>
File: 1391980676407.jpg (41 KB, 353x427) Image search: [Google]
1391980676407.jpg
41 KB, 353x427
>>62704337
Stop.
>>
File: 1422700702886.png (262 KB, 1000x968) Image search: [Google]
1422700702886.png
262 KB, 1000x968
>>62703319
I was 13, I was new and didn't know it was excessive
>>
To be honest, I don't get all the self-pity. Being hikki isn't so bad. I get neetbux, I'm 27 and have never worked a day in my life. I got a nice little appartment, I have all the food I need, I have all the entertainment I want. Who needs a gf when you have porn and escorts and foreign qts sending you nudes on interpals? I see all the normies around me getting married and having kids, working all the time etc and they're not even having fun, despite having all the responsibilities. This is the real hell.
>>
File: 1422641124277.jpg (146 KB, 618x890) Image search: [Google]
1422641124277.jpg
146 KB, 618x890
>>62703470
>Tfw no (You)s
mfw
>>
File: 1432456820932.png (132 KB, 500x358) Image search: [Google]
1432456820932.png
132 KB, 500x358
>new years eve episode
>skip episode
>>
>>62703720
She was blacked, those are tears of joy
>>
>>62704372
>doesnt do it daily
nnnnrrrrmmmmmsssssssssssss
>>
>it's an anon jacks off on average twice a day for 10 years but can't get it up in either of his sexual encounters episode
>>
>>62704399
baka desu kek
>>
>>62704384
nice blog post, subscribed
>>
>>62704384
youre a normie. you just dont realise you are. you fucking normie reeeee
>>
File: 1334508338070.jpg (37 KB, 275x289) Image search: [Google]
1334508338070.jpg
37 KB, 275x289
>It's an anon blushes for no reason and people laugh at him episode
>>
>>62704362
>it's an anon chooses to tell coworkers that he's tired and can't come out then goes home and drinks in his car on a Thursday episode
>it's the same episode Wednesday, Thursday,Friday,Saturday, Sunday
>>
>it's the episode where your cat gets hit by a car
>>
>its an anon gets hit on by this guy but he wont accept shes a lesbian because all women really just love the dick and ends up being sexually assaulted ep
>>
>get to relive all the good sex from my teenage years

Fuck. Yes.
>>
>>62704467
can you webm that ep? sounds hot
>>
>>62704394
nvidia hairworks is really looking good now
>>
File: whatisgoingon.jpg (18 KB, 238x270) Image search: [Google]
whatisgoingon.jpg
18 KB, 238x270
>its an anon jerks off 10 times in one day and spends the night crying about it but doing it again the next day and for years after because its the most accessible release to his severe depression episode
>>
>>62704384
>neetbux
Fuckin spineless parasite
>>
File: 1444668811664.png (37 KB, 250x250) Image search: [Google]
1444668811664.png
37 KB, 250x250
>>62704404
I fall asleep every night watching weird Japanese porn. Don't you ever call me a normie you slime
>>
wouldn't that just mean you were still alive?
>>
>>62704254

with boner?
>>
>>62704496
go fap to gay scat porn you fucking normie reeee
>>
>that early season episode where anon's mum found his search history on the family computer and printed it out for him to look at
>>
>its an anon makes a youtube video about film reviews ep but everybody tells him hes a faggot in the comments so he closes the channel down.
>>
File: 1334911825744.jpg (83 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]
1334911825744.jpg
83 KB, 600x600
>it's a your only friend stopped being your friend and is outside having fun episode
>>
>>62704206
L O N D O N
>>
>>62704510
get out of MY board you normalfag studjockchad
>>
>>62703067
> summer '89, sleepover at the girl next doors
> here comes the gud part
>>
>>62704517
maximum erection and still not even pushing 3 and hlaf inches and crys ep
>>
File: nazi pepe.jpg (45 KB, 399x428) Image search: [Google]
nazi pepe.jpg
45 KB, 399x428
>it's an anon decides to fix his shit, goes to the gym and becomes confident enough to go back to uni and have success with girls episode
>>
>>62704551
ok now THATS freaky, how the fuck did you know i love in london, are you fucking stalking me?
>>
>>62704571
>it only lasts one episode before its goes back to the usual formula
>>
File: 1305471402923.png (102 KB, 402x390) Image search: [Google]
1305471402923.png
102 KB, 402x390
>that season all anons friends got girlfriends and moved on
>>
File: 1444782054368.png (1 MB, 1920x1048) Image search: [Google]
1444782054368.png
1 MB, 1920x1048
>>62704597
story of my life
>>
>>62704592
>its a girl on r9k doesn't know memes episode

wait a minute, i've seen this episode before!
>>
>Season 18 ends abruptly halfway due to suicide
>>
File: Stress-Management01.png (567 KB, 801x599) Image search: [Google]
Stress-Management01.png
567 KB, 801x599
>>62703399
>it has commentary from everyone who has ever been in your life
>>
File: 1404578251250.jpg (4 KB, 160x160) Image search: [Google]
1404578251250.jpg
4 KB, 160x160
You guys havent thought about the most important part
>there are scenes where you see what other people are saying about you behind your back
>there are scenes where people actually still discuss the cringey things you did years ago and try to tell to yourself no one remembers
>>
>>62704627
>carry on from beginning of walking into the room again and having to start from the beginning.

>its an anon shits himself in his nappies ep
>>
File: oqodtvdzz.jpg (4 KB, 125x121) Image search: [Google]
oqodtvdzz.jpg
4 KB, 125x121
>>62704569
At least you don't have pearly whites.
>>
File: 1446625966989.jpg (15 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]
1446625966989.jpg
15 KB, 300x300
>these episode previews
I-im not sure I wanna watch this series anons
>>
File: 1441062850448.jpg (80 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]
1441062850448.jpg
80 KB, 500x500
>>62704552
ur dead irl kid
>>
>>62704648
NO

NO

FUCK YOU I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT
>>
File: jackface#703.jpg (95 KB, 407x352) Image search: [Google]
jackface#703.jpg
95 KB, 407x352
>its that one really early season episode you forgot about where anon had fun all day and didn't think about all the failures in their life because they hadn't made them yet
>>
>>62704095
jesus chirst no
>>
File: 1411400581873.jpg (15 KB, 400x388) Image search: [Google]
1411400581873.jpg
15 KB, 400x388
>>62704648
>>
File: 1409005344576.jpg (195 KB, 500x484) Image search: [Google]
1409005344576.jpg
195 KB, 500x484
>>62704726
>>62704648
>that one scene about your friends discussing how much of an autist you are and how long it is until you kill yourself
>>
>>62704735
yup, the show went to shit 4 seasons ago.
>>
>>62704095
>the opening credits is set to anon waking up wondering how he managed to not die in his sleep
>>
>critics say "like seinfield, but featuring George Costanza as the only member, and he's even more pathetic"
>>
>it's an anon cringes to death remembering he slapped his mother's ass when he was 14
>>
File: The_Darkest_feels.jpg (36 KB, 604x397) Image search: [Google]
The_Darkest_feels.jpg
36 KB, 604x397
>commentary from anon's childhood best friend
>yeah we were best friends back in the earlier seasons
>I don't know why we stopped hanging out
>I suppose we just went in different directions creatively
>I felt he would keep using the same tired old formula
>every season the same with no character development
>I'm surprised it never got cancelled
>I just needed to get out and try different things
>I wonder how he's doing.
>he hasn't contacted me for years.
>If he's watching this, just let him know, we're still cool.
>>
File: tfw_in_shower.jpg (43 KB, 527x612) Image search: [Google]
tfw_in_shower.jpg
43 KB, 527x612
>it's a your grade school teacher humiliates you again in font of the whole class and incentives everyone to laughs at you for not being good at and finishing your assignments episode
>>
File: 033 (10).jpg (34 KB, 604x604) Image search: [Google]
033 (10).jpg
34 KB, 604x604
>>62704410

Pls, don't you do this right now, man!
>>
>>62704599
>season 18
>anon resolves to get laid by the end of the year
>season's almost over
>same as before

Character development is non-fucking-existent.
>>
>its an anon walks in on his wife having the craziest sex orgy because she think hes gone away for a weekend business trip but actualy had planned on surprising her with a ring and was going to propose

>ep 2 anon throwing himself from the bridge.
>>
File: 1417290872253.png (334 KB, 551x550) Image search: [Google]
1417290872253.png
334 KB, 551x550
>It's that season where anon's 13, with puberty in full bloom, and a 35 year old woman moves in with her 10 year old daughter
>>
File: 1411150583402.png (775 KB, 715x535) Image search: [Google]
1411150583402.png
775 KB, 715x535
>It's an anon's great-grandma dies episode
>>
>>62704779

"Everyday I wake up hoping I've died in my sleep. And everyday I disappoint myself."
>>
File: feelshoodieman.jpg (6 KB, 226x223) Image search: [Google]
feelshoodieman.jpg
6 KB, 226x223
>>62704599
>that high school reunion episode where anon pretends he's successful in life, when he knows in reality he just spends all his time playing video games
>>
File: 1442601134325.jpg (20 KB, 405x497) Image search: [Google]
1442601134325.jpg
20 KB, 405x497
>it's the anon kisses a girl for the first time episode
>>
File: pepe1.jpg (15 KB, 396x385) Image search: [Google]
pepe1.jpg
15 KB, 396x385
>>62704908
>it's a deleted episode about anon going on a school shooting spree that was never aired
>>
File: tumblr_n16s78lohs1t6w7m3o1_1280.jpg (461 KB, 1085x1217) Image search: [Google]
tumblr_n16s78lohs1t6w7m3o1_1280.jpg
461 KB, 1085x1217
>It's an Anon realizes the girl he had a crush on that lived across the street liked him too after she moves away episode
>>
I was born in 1997, what show is this?
>>
File: 1442802239447.gif (2 MB, 250x188) Image search: [Google]
1442802239447.gif
2 MB, 250x188
>>62704908
>at the end of the episode it turns out it was all in his head
>>
>it's an anon pretends to be a virgin online episode
>>
This is the theme song to my show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vckDVD_X-pA

The title would be [Anon] Can't Win. I like to think the show's darker late seasons about his friends all getting married and ceasing to hang out with him, his fiancee leaving him "to find herself" and his retreat into benzos, weed, booze, playing video games and collecting toys would win me an Emmy.
>>
File: 1426974564400.jpg (72 KB, 709x765) Image search: [Google]
1426974564400.jpg
72 KB, 709x765
>That season 14 episode when Anon watches NGE for the first time
>>
its an anone pretend to like him and takes him to a quite spot to make out and a gang of friends are there and brutally beat him up while she laughs ep
>>
File: 1446688779814.jpg (142 KB, 1249x684) Image search: [Google]
1446688779814.jpg
142 KB, 1249x684
>>62704908
>it's the unaired pilot episode
>>
>>62705017
I don't see "watching Television &/or Film" on that list, sure you're on the right board?
>>
>>62703067
>tfw you live in a real life American Peep Show except you don't even have a Jeremy
>>
File: image.jpg (44 KB, 440x500) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
44 KB, 440x500
>>62704947
>it's the anon had a chance to fuck his gf at the time but didn't because he thought it was illegal episode
>it's the anon almost fucks a hambeast but doesn't
>it's the anon really awkwardly kisses a girl on Halloween during a game of strip spin-the-bottle and loses most of the rest of his clothes thereafter
>>
File: Semítulo.png (21 KB, 488x469) Image search: [Google]
Semítulo.png
21 KB, 488x469
>it's a 12 season episode where anon puts on cousin's old bra and panties knee high socks a small dress and wears mom's make up and ends up masturbating episode.

I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT
>>
File: 1446771247466.png (10 KB, 489x423) Image search: [Google]
1446771247466.png
10 KB, 489x423
>It's an anon spends 3 days in the psych ward because of anxiety episode
>>
File: 1442337738304.jpg (74 KB, 526x567) Image search: [Google]
1442337738304.jpg
74 KB, 526x567
>it's the anon has sex for the last time before a 2 year dryspell without realizing it episode
>>
>>62705057
Fuck, forgot to put "episode" at the end of those
>>
>>62704855
why are you proposing to your wife
>>
>>62704908
I was 22 when I both had my first kiss and lost my virginity with the same girl too. I was fucking awful both times yet she still stuck with me. God bless that woman
>>
>>62703067
>endless hours of me being sleepy and falling sleep at the office 3 hours at day and doing nothing the other 7 hours just browsing pointless things at the internet.

Fuck that shit, this is hell right now.
>>
>>62705088
because its an anon didnt realise he was already married ep and this is exactly why shes having a crazy sex orgy ep
>>
>>62705051

Oh its in there, it's probably the majority of episodes actually. But this season I recently just bought an xbox so I'm trying something new for a minute.
>>
File: 1407842204108.jpg (398 KB, 837x673) Image search: [Google]
1407842204108.jpg
398 KB, 837x673
>>62705057
>It's an anon spends Halloween alone with no friends to trick or treat with episode
>Every Halloween episode from Season 11 - 18 follows this pattern
>>
The only interesting things I would watch are replays of tv series, films and the prostitutes I fucked
>>
>Anon spends eternity by himself at a desk watching himself spend his life by himself at a desk.
>>
>>62705119
>it's an anon realizes that he's probably never gonna get a gf and accepts that ep

The twist at the end fucking sucks, so predictable. She ended up being a pretty decent character though, left way too soon
>>
>>62705153
so meta
>>
File: 1445362615674.png (222 KB, 915x694) Image search: [Google]
1445362615674.png
222 KB, 915x694
>>62705153
stop spying on me
>>
For real though could a show like this work? A show about someone who spends a large part of their time on imageboards, tv shows and movies. You'd have to make it funny, like his neighbor walks him jerking himself off with a belt around his neck. Or he could actually be really good looking virgin and gets a lot of attention from women, but he doesn't really care about girls and ends up snobbing them and the episodes ends with them crying and cutting to him masturbating to porn.
>>
File: 1446375740879.jpg (8 KB, 200x200) Image search: [Google]
1446375740879.jpg
8 KB, 200x200
>>62705258
>>
File: 1407788838945.jpg (65 KB, 900x900) Image search: [Google]
1407788838945.jpg
65 KB, 900x900
>It's an Anon finally talks to girl with the fat ass that's nice to him episode
>Turns out she's completely vapid and doesn't watch TV or read books
>>
File: roseanne.jpg (123 KB, 985x1070) Image search: [Google]
roseanne.jpg
123 KB, 985x1070
>the last episode is anon alone in a room posting on a 4chan about said situation
>it was all just a made up story in their head
>>
>>62705258

>Jim Carey returns in Truman 2 - Manic Depressive Boogaloo
>>
>>62705258
>For real though could a show like this work?
Mr. Robot already exists.
>>
File: 1425817030992.jpg (99 KB, 400x388) Image search: [Google]
1425817030992.jpg
99 KB, 400x388
>"Anon's Life" Intro starts
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>
>>62705301
That's different. Isn't that show about a hacker and conspiracies or something? This would just be about a dude who doesn't do anything.
>>
>>62705318
Watch Mr. Robot.
>>
How many more episodes I wonder until I find out if the girl I love, who feels the same way about me is willing to risk an open relationship with me, not just hiding and screwing around whenever. Her family hates me, and to her they're everything so that gives her pause. Shes out of the state for a month, and she said she'll think about it while shes gone.

Tell me guys , am I being greedy when I say I want me then just a fuck buddy?
>>
>>62705337
>Mr. Robot.
NO!
>>
>>62703319

you couldn't bust a nut for 12+ hours, you ended up jerking off multiple times, or you didn't go to bed?
>>
>>62705352
fuck off normie!!!!! rREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>62705352
Go away normie.
G-go away.
>>
>>62705352
>I want a relationship but I also want to bang tons of chicks as well
Its one or the other. You can't have your cake and eat it too, chad.
>>
>>62705352

I hope your show gets cancelled~
>>
>>62705375
>>62705378
Thats the thing though guys, i'm not a normie, i'm a complete shut in who hates dealing with people. But with her, none of that matters to me, shes given me my confidence back and now I don't feel like such a loser knowing someone actually cares. I don't even know what she sees in an autistic fuck like me, but god do I love her.
>>
>it's an "anon faps to pony porn during all the afternoon and then cries for the rest of the day because he knows he's disgusting" episode
>>
>>62705352
turns out shes fucking some other dude in the oher state and the whole ''i love my family too much to commit'' is just the lie shes telling before she choses him or you

and let me tell you how this goes.

she choses HIM because you're here on /tv/ with us and he fucking your girl RIGHT NOW!

Welcome, take a seat youre going to be for a long....long time.
>>
>>62705439
sorry bro

>>62705445
this


shes fucking some chad in another state. sorry bro, i really am.


ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>
>>62703119
more like part 9001 amirite xD
>>
>>62705443
>its a masturbating to dogs fucking women episode
>its not a regret episode
That shits hot as fuck, I feel bad for people who actually feel ashamed of shit they're attracted to
>>
cant read this thread anymore. too much. not healthy. doesn't help. not smiling
>>
>>62705443

a whole season of this
>>
>>62705487
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
>>
File: 1430601952265.jpg (42 KB, 700x500) Image search: [Google]
1430601952265.jpg
42 KB, 700x500
>>62705258
Die reeee die
>>
>>62705439
>someone actually cares

If she actually cared, she'd tell her family to fuck off.
Seriously, she would.

Cut off the relationship now before you get even more invested.

It only gets worse.
>>
>>62705366
Probably edging, I do that a lot.
>>
>>62705439
dude she really is cheating on you with another guy and using her family as the reason to not commit. shes going to fuck you but not in the way that makes babies.


come back to us. come back to where you belong!!
>>
>>62705501
Not a normie
Just feel that would be interesting, a guy whos a total loser compared to most people but he doesn't really care/mind it. I don't think there's been any shows like that
>>
>>62705258
There's plenty of animu about it
Welcome to the NHK
Watamote
Rozen Maiden
>>
>>62705445
>>62705463
>>62705522
Shes not fucking another guy, its not me being delusional, its me knowing that with what happened to her when she was younger sex for fun doesn't appeal to her. You guys can draw your own conclusions to that i'm not outright saying it, i'm well aware of the "damaged goods" thing too.

>>62705505
Shouldn't I at least wait for her to get back and give her answer though?
>>
>>62705581
>Shes not fucking another guy
its ok to be in denial. its ok

were here for you

O N E O F U S
N
E
O
F
U
S
>>
>>62704127
Anon this hit me way too hard
>>
>>62705581
You and I both know that there's no way you'll break it off face to face.

I'd go full scorched earth and remove every trace of her now if I were you.
>>
>it's an anon browses 4chan rerun
>>
>>62705581
i feel sorry that you believe the lies. but i understand your willingness to want to believe

i want to believe too.
>>
File: images-54.jpg (17 KB, 512x288) Image search: [Google]
images-54.jpg
17 KB, 512x288
>It's an anon comes to terms with his loneliness and realises that since he has no friends, there's no pressure to please anyone and he can safely wallow in digital hedonism episode
>>
>its an anon pretends to be a normie episode
>>
>series finale
>anon decideds enough is enough
>anon goes to the garage
>gets in his car
>turns it on
>window cracked
>lays on the floor
>walks the dinosaur
>dies
FIN
>>
>>62703067
Even if you lived the most adventurous and full life ever, that would inevitably suck. I can't imagine being without any contact to the outside world. Though I guess as a shut-in, I'd cope better with the situation than someone who depends on their friends.
>>
>>62705645
I would actually, if there's one thing she's help me realize is that I need to do stuff for me too, and that i'd deserve better then being left to hang. It can't just be about everyone else, and even if it hurts not having her, I would end it.

It'll work it in the end, I'll get over it if it works out poorly, I've never felt that way about a person and I think I would've killed myself if it weren't for something she did for me, its the waiting thats the worst part.
>>
>>62704130
is there a gag reel?
>>
>>62705709
*plays A real hero*
>>
>>62705720
its the inevitable no and she breaks up with you thats going to be the worst part .
>>
>>62705765
Maybe you're right, but I feel like I should at least be a decent human and wait for her to get back.
>>
>>62704908
she was fat and i was drunk

why why did that have to be my first kiss goddammit

could have kissed a girl in kindergarten but was too scared to. she kept trying to kiss me and i kept moving away kek
>>
>>62704173
You missed the bit in the pilot, then.
>>
>>62705832
lyl
>>
File: whyeventrysenpai.png (20 KB, 638x547) Image search: [Google]
whyeventrysenpai.png
20 KB, 638x547
>It's an Anon tries something different to what he tried last time he tried to get a gf and it didn't work, it still doesn't work but well at least he learned what not to do right? episode
>>
File: comp1.png (440 KB, 680x680) Image search: [Google]
comp1.png
440 KB, 680x680
>it's an anon wastes his teenage years shitposting on imageboards episode
>it's an anon continues to waste his years shitposting episode
>>
>>62704571
>It's an anon goes to gym for 3 years, loses 90lbs, gets swole, still can't muster up the confidence and gets addicted to sports because it's the only thing about his life that got better episode
>>
>>62705863
>it's an anon realizes that any gf he's ever gotten he's just been really friendly with earlier episode

This one kinda sucked, because he realizes the key to getting a gf but doesn't know how to use it.
>>
>it's an anon feels sorry for himself and posts pictures of an antropomorphic toad with a sad facial expression on a chinese cartoon image board episode
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqALM3IfJA8
Thread theme
>>
>tfw going for a midnight walk in the freezing cold when it's windy

Nothing comfier tbqhwy lads. Shame I always go to the horrible memories of dumb shit I've done and thinking of ways I could kill myself before I remember my parents are still alive and it'd probably destroy them having another dead kid.
>>
>>62703067
Can it be an anime? If so, then I'd totally watch that. Sounds pretty based desu senpai
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 118

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.