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What are some /tv/ approved stand ups?

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>they made the video private
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>>62699464
I gotchu senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv-7feBZtGQ
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>>62699536
has anybody here ever managed to watch this in it's entirety?
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What the hell is this
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>>62701492
I did after my 7th attempt. I finally said fuck it, at least shes not ugly and finished watching
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>>62701807
I feel too bad for her. Do they clap or laugh later on?
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>>62701492
listened without watching her face
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>>62699536
i expected this to be not good but holy fucking shit i cannot watch this
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>>62701859
They do. Its not all bad actually, she literally has zero shame.
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>tfw she sicked her twitter followers on me claiming I was jealous of her talent
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W-where are her arms?
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>>62701934
>talent
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>>62699536
>she literally has to say "it's a joke"
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>>62699433
>when she pretends to walk into the microphone and hit her head
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>>62699536
Everytime. I can't get past 2 minutes
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A guy doing that kind of a routine would be booed off the stage...
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kek, I'm laughing at her jokes because they're so fucking awful
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>>62699536
>british
>comedy
i made it to 42 seconds and converted to islam
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>Shoes!!! LOL
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but shes a qt tho
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>>62702167
maybe if you didn't have your glasses on
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>>62702167
nah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-w-3CplMi4
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>>62702167
This is women privilege
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>>62701927
This. It could have been a lot worse, but the audience was forgiving
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>>62702203
is this supposed to convince me otherwise? she a cute.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4m3AJamQYM

how long can you last, /tv/?
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>>62702329
I tapped out after 35 seconds.
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>>62702329
20 seconds.
Rape jokes are always funny, there is no line.
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Can we talk about good stand-up here or just female comedians?
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>>62702329
Meh, they actually give shit to slut walks and false feminists so I can't hate on them too much.
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https://youtu.be/L4OYPiV1GsY
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>>62702329
How do they suggest we stop rape? Normal people already understand it's wrong. Ban assault penises?
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>>62701982
got the link for that dude?. had forgotten this gold
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>>62702653
Ban all penises. You are 90% more likely to use a penis on a family member than an intruder.
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>>62702678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha7smLPz2GY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1nOWmV9VPs
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>>62702130
had a good laugh desu
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I used to do stand up at local open mics but I stopped.

Should I start again?
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>>62702749
>Should I start again?
If you have a strong interest in it, then sure, go for it.
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>>62702749
DO IT
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>>62702678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2CpXNq0vaU
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>>62702710
thx hommie
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>>62702320
cute as fuck. she looks like my ex
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>>62703016
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>>62702762
...
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>>62699433
Cosby
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>>62702329
Has anybody here actually ever heard a rape joke?
Post em I bet they ARE funny
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>>62699536

DUDE

SHOES

LMAO
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>>62703195
Well statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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>>62703195
why don't rapists eat at tgi fridays? because it's hard to rape when you have a stomach ache
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>>62703195
Did you guys hear, this was in the news, did you hear that Anthony Kiedis, the Grammy Award-winning composer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, finally joined the mile high club. He raped a woman in Denver.
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shaking my damn head to be honest family
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>>62699536
Made it as far as 0:46. A new personal record.
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>>62699536
It's so bad I'm dying laughing.
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>>62702329
I love how the knee-jerk MRAs shut down without listening. All through the piece, they were brutally (and impressively) critical of all the SJW feminist stuff.
I guess it's a radical statement to say that you don't like rape, though...huh?
I'm not sure this in this thread though, because it's not comedy-- it's a spoken word piece.
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>>62699536
I have watched the whole thing before, but I could only make it 43 seconds this time.
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>>62699536
Can't see her chin
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>>62702203
she took off her clothes! Did anyone fap?
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>>62703461
>MRA boogeyman
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Someone post her tweets about the video
she even types like she shits the queen
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>>62703596
these ones?
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>>62703627
yes thanks
>bunch of fuckboys comin to slag me off
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>>62703627
stop posting
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>>62703652
why?
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>>62699433
I would
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>>62699536
Halfway there, I'm gonna make it
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>>62702329
>>62703461
they're incapable of delivering a message like adults. it's immature and antagonizing. I agree it's not really comedy, although I do see the irony when an unstable freak of a woman tries to convince people of something while she acts and sounds like she's about to have a complete breakdown
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>>62703733
Made it.
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>>62703195
theres a million prison rape jokes but feminists dont seem to care about that
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>>62703294
>composer
wasn't he just the lead singer
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>>62702329
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>>62702070
I do this a lot. I'll hear a joke, realize it's shit and then laugh at how shit and mishandled the joke was. Does that mean I found the joke funny? If I was at a bar or club and she walked up telling these shoe jokes I would laugh at how bad it was but it might seem like to her I'm laughing with her
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>>62702329
why does the one of the left talk like a black gospel singer isnt she some kind of asian
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Here we go. Scottish humor is best humor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn3Rqpd3lIA
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>>62703854
>Scottish humor

404
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>>62703627
>analytics show me it's men from 4chan
How?

also
>using fuckboy unironically
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>>62703854
>scottish humour
>yank
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>>62702203
She should join buzzfeed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
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>>62702203
>ratings disabled
>comments disabled
an insecure comedian, she'll go far
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>>62704092
if 4chan fuckboys keep harassing her she will. The more negative feedback she gets the more she'll complain on twitter and the more she'll get more and more famous. she'll get invites to places where she will get cheered because she's standing up to the mean bullies online. She'll soon end up fucking a guy in a high place and he'll give her a tv show. and movies. and we will have another amy schumer.
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>>62703627
Can't even spell fuccboi right.

Family... my head is shaking to be honest.
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ITT: comedians who really make you think
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>>62703854
How the fuck does anyone find this guy funny? Just because he flirted with women on television? Does that pass as humor now?
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>>62703195
Here you go.
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>>62704284
>can't even spell apologizing right
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>>62703461
I wish tumblr would leave
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>>62702203
I watched some other videos on her channel and i'm pretty sure she is the most unfunny person on the internet.
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>>62704446
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>>62702203
10/10 in that picture
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>>62702329
most cringeworthy thing I've seen in a while
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>>62699433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qndAM71Y6cY
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>>62702203
She barely even showed any more skin at the end than she started off showing. Also, why do feminists love burlesque so much?
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>>62704761
Becomes they think it empowers them
and they get to be sex objects to men which they secretly love
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>>62699433

Patrice O'Neal - Elephant In The Room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK98XzEM97Y

John Mulaney - New in Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNYrD9CvIhA

Dave Attell - Hey, Your Mouth's Not Pregnant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmFkJ30PfjM

Tom Segura - White Girls With Cornrows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjZuTYXoIR8
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I know its hard to watch but it's imperative that you watch until the end for the full effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUoydjPyZOQ
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>>62704969
literally best i ever seen
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>>62704969
>he dives on the floor
>"i like to suck cock!"

oh man anon, your stand up sucks
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>>62699536
I wanna fuck her while she tells bad jokes and tell her to shut the fuck up while slapping her
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>>62704969
>tf2 scout does standup
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>>62704969

>calls audience dickheads for not laughing at his poorly delivered terrible jokes

LOOK AT MAH FOOKIN BICEP YOU THINK I CAN'T MEET A GIRL?

>I'm gonna leave before I snap and start throwing stools around

He's like a literal 12 year old who took steroids or something. I'd go as far as to say that's the most cringeworthy "stand-up" I've ever had the displeasure of enduring.
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>>62705357
Nadia please
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>>62705319
Stewart Lee is patrician-tier comedy. He's leagues above anyone else.
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>>62705650
he's actually kinda shit. Just like you.
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>>62705634
They're entirely different beasts anon. At least Nadia finished her set, her problem was just that her jokes weren't funny. Not only were this guys jokes unfunny and low brow, it's like he has never had any social interaction with people whatsoever judging by how he spergs out on stage. He also has a rodent face and is skinny everywhere but his upper arms so that tells me he was the ugly nerd who got ignored/bullied and decided lifting would fix all his problems. All this compacted in about half the time of Nadia set, it's definiltey delivering more cringe-per-minute than that man-jawed feminist.
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>>62705735
>3deep5u
At face value his routines aren't hilarious but he deconstructs comedy at a level you obviously aren't able to grasp.
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>>62705799
Naw, he's shit. like you.
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>>62705357
He's playing up to a stereotype as part of his comedy act. If this sort of comedy is above you then you should watch Peter Kay or Dane Cook.
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>>62704806
Great post apart from mulaney
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>>62705828
Keep watching your shitty American-tier comedy.
I could NOT care less.
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>>62705878
Yeah you could. You could care a whole lot less. Your favorite guy is shit. Just like you.
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>>62705853
This. It's convincing as fuck though, the way he storms out of the club and never returns to another open mic night. His audience plants were pretty good too.
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>>62699536
>it's a joke
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>>62704969
>I'm running faster than a black man with a stolen VCR
This is /b/ tier jokes
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Louis K.K. has a good joke about rape.

>There are some things you should never do, like, obviously you should never rape anybody. You should never rape anybody unless you have a very good reason. Like, for instance, if you wanna have sex with someone, and they won't let you.
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>>62705920
It seems people in this thread take comedy at face value and nothing more. The concept of comedy eludes.
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>>62703896
ever click a link on 4chan? when you do youtube takes note of where the people are accessing that link. It makes it so easy to not only say 4chan is harassing you but you also have the proof. Your better off copy and pasting the link

Pic related is an example using one of my videos
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>>62705853
Don't you mean multiple stereotypes? I see at least 3. There's the ugly nerd who started lifting for cred, the unfunny annoying friend always trying to tell jokes until his friends start telling him "you should just go do standup dude", and then there's the overall bad people person who has no social interaction outside his small circle.

Oh there's also the low hanging fruit snatcher from 10 years ago, that's still a popular sterotype right? He nailed it with the dumb blonde and niggers stealing electronics jokes.

I think there was just too much genius going on at once for a 2 minute set.
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>>62705934
Yeah but LOOKIT HIS FOOKIN BICEPS YOU THINK HE CAN'T MEET A GIRL?

>>62705965
The kids no Norm MacDonald. He went on stage thinking his set was legitimately good at face value. He convinced himself it was good enough to show. That's semi-impressive in itself, but it's clear he wasn't intending to do some sort of meta-comedy like you're implying. I just want to make that clear for the people in this thread dumb enough to think that.
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>>62705990
I only mentioned stereotype (singular) as I was referring to the bicep loving, steroid induced guy stereotype that was the one triggering that Anon's autism. Obviously the act contain many subtle allusions to a vast array of different stereotypes.

I tip my fedora at you, my refined comedy friend.
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>>62706061
*unzips fedora pocket zipper and removes business card with youtube channel on it*

Here, take this. I think me and you could collaborate and make something epic.
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>>62706045
I don't think he went for the meta approach. But he was self-aware enough to satirise being heckled and improvise it into the set which is impressive.

He knew it was edgy and likely to be (intentionally) met with distaste but he improvised and stayed in character well.
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Anyone watch the new John Mulaney special? It's pretty funny.
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>>62704969
Reminds me of Mac from Always Sunny.
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>>62706101
>me and you
Sorry, fedora friend.
I thought you were an esteemed intellectual, well versed in grammar and comedical intricacies but ,alas, you are a mere pleb like many of these other anons.
Good luck in your future endeavours.
*tip*
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>>62704969
I legit find this shit hilarious
>man you know how your a kid, you always think you're faster then your parents
>this is when you give up
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>>62706045
>Yeah but LOOKIT HIS FOOKIN BICEPS YOU THINK HE CAN'T MEET A GIRL?
Why was he bragging that he can meet a girl? That's not much of an accomplishment. Leave your house, and talk to the first person you run into. 50% chance it's a girl.
He's literally feeling superior over shut-ins.
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>>62702329
This is painful. There're making fun of feminists, men, people who make fun of feminists and men, and police. Is there anyone they actually like?
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>>62706183
>Reminds me of Mac from Always Sunny.
Bite your tongue. Mac is funny
and unlike biceps, Mac understands sucking dick
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>>62706284
>Is there anyone they actually like?
They like you, anon. :^)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX6SZbX_s5A
I'm not even really into Sam Hyde but I found this hilarious.
If he was just doing the act on face value it'd be kinda funny, but the fact he's doing it to a bunch of people from Boston, mocking them, and they actually know how to take a joke makes it fun to watch for me.
Also say what you will about Sam Hyde but if he improv'd this whole thing, he's fairly talented.
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>>62706198
I'm sorry comrade, English isn't my first language and sometimes while trying to blend in I emulate what I see others saying even if my subconscious knows it's wrong. I'm sure we could see eye to eye, you and I.

*kneels and presents unsheathed katana in a gesture of apology*
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>>62699433
I have never been able to start this video because she looks cute in the thumbnail and I don't want to ruin it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-w-3CplMi4
Likes disables, comments disabled, she says is a feminist... people still laugh.
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>>62706338
How low are your standards if that is cute?
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>>62706260
>Why was he bragging that he can meet a girl?

Because the heckler woman struck a nerve by implying that him actually meeting one was a dubious proposition. He likely started lifting and taking creatine 6 months prior because of the sole fact that he was a beta who women showed no interest in.
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>>62706333
*accepts katana offering*

Ironically the worse people to learn correct English from and native English speakers. They get sloppy with, or even remain ignorant to, many of the subtleties of the English language. Honestly though, you fooled me and are easily better than most.

Perhaps there is chance yet that you and I could collaborate, my foreign friend.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McFzWzwtmmU
She is the cutest, i want to confort her
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>>62706369
well it's pretty low res
if I pretend OP's pic doesn't go bigger then she's cute

but to answer your question pretty low
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>>62706463
>*are native English speakers
I have been drinking too much to keep this up t.b.h , f.a.m.
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>>62704969
10/10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GIHV5B0RM8
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>>62705878
>>62705799
>>62705650
hope you're b8ing m8. Stewart Lee is decent but his shit really isn't hard to grasp, it's just not for people with low attention spans.
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>>62699433
All you really need:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX1SojKfgNI
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>>62706771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkSMSbFV_q0
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>>62701492
i just did after getting shit drunk it's not worth it senpai desu
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>>62699464
Wait when did they make this private, I just watched the video a week ago
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>>62706813
>oh, 9/11
i lose it every time
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>>62706464
fuck
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>>62706854
>he was in Northern Canada

That punchline is fucking genius.
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>>62706813
>it reminds me of that tragedy
one of the funniest fucking things ever said
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>>62699536
STOP POSTING THIS
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>>62704077
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>>62706771
>>62706813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnjQKZpmRC0
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>>62706767
Not b8ing, m8. Just drunk and watching some Stewart Lee before this thread.
He's decent but his approach to comedy transcends the conventional approach, which is refreshing.
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>>62706813
>that guy who gets the reference but doesn't get the joke
It's beautiful
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>>62707115
Nick Swardson? He got it, I think he was just trying not to laugh at Norm's uncomfortable jokes. He does that to pretty much every guest during the jokes segment.
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>>62699536
Fuck dude. I've done stand up 4 times, and I got more laughs than off a couple of lame dick jokes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um04fxS_2i4

Dapper Laughs of course.
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>>62707285
>this is what normalfags think is funny
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>>62707330

Even the normies don't want him

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/itv2-comedian-dapper-laughs-banned-4577696
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>>62707345
That's a dumb reason to get banned but you know what, I'm willing to put aside my problems with SJW for a moment
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>>62707285
christ what a shit
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>>62707330
I found that funny as fuck and I'm a neet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_C6G194nE
Behold, the king of comedy.
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classic firebeard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPbN-BjySAg
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>>62707482
Probably because you're a dumbass. Most normies are.
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>>62707733
no I am a neet I've never even held hands with a girl and i'm 20
I am a dumbass tho I guess...
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>>62707577
He's better than the dipshits heckling him tbqh
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>>62706757

I love the Pol Pot explanation.
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>>62707545
A-Log is a God tier anti-comedian. Move over Neil Hamburger.
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>>62709229
Never heard of him but he looks like Sam Lake on drugs. Doesn't sound like a bad combo on paper.
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>>62709247
he was on snl and in half baked with chappelle
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>>62706813
>northern canada
o i am laffin
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>>62709283
Oh he was the "have you ever done this...on weed" guy eh? I do recognize him now.
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>>62709292
Norm truly is a great.
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>>62699536

What the literal fuck am I watching. How did this even happen? Everything is wrong.
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>>62709247
>google Sam Lake and see the first pic

That's actually a very accurate description you posted there. The Sam Lake guy looks alot like Max Payne from that computer game a while back.
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A reminder that if you criticise her on Twitter she'll block you.

Great "comedian."
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>>62709376
Well that's because Sam Lake created Max Payne and him and the dev team couldn't afford actors so they played the roles themselves. I don't think he did the voice but his face was used to create Paynes look. You probably realized this already seeing as this info should be readily available on the same page you see his image on, but yeah...
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#PAPRAP
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>>62704208
>using 'fuckboy' in any context
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Norm MacDonald is one of the best. What he pulled at the Bob Sagat roast was incredible. His dry delivery can make almost anything funny.
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>>62709580
found the fuccboi
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>>62705771
>At least Nadia finished her set
Nadia didn't have annoying cunts heckling her.
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>>62704761
burlesque is stripping for "well adjusted" (fat) girls that are taking the whole body acceptance thing so far that they think it means you need to force OTHER people to accept your body, and by accept your body she usually means only "nice" compliments and whoops and whistles even though you can see their back acne through the fishnet blouse held on with one stretched-to-the-limit button.

Part of them wants to be dominated and passed around like baby making machines, take what we know about ancient societies and look at how human female dimorphism has evolved throughout millenia and the nonsense that girls are getting up to now that they're "liberated" starts to make sense.
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>>62709720
do you think its an insult
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>>62710413
She was also able to hold the crowds attention instead of stuttering, fast-talking and mumbling, and then insulting the crowd for not listening to her jokes. That faggot was asking to be heckled and he got his wish.
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>>62705331
I feel you bro
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>implying it isn't one of the best specials of all time
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>>62699536
>mfw the whole time.

1:12 here.
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>>62702167
shes the ultimate comedyfu
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>>62702710
Was he okay?
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>>62703195
I'd say a couple. Watch my HBO special, I'm pretty good at it.
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>>62703627
Has anyone ever explained to SJWs that 'fuckboy' started as a synonym for 'faggot' with black community?
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>>62702329
This is what happens when Patrice leaves us.

Fuck, he fought for our comedic freedom.
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>>62699536
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>62706125
john, please
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>>62702329
1:15 theres no way i can go back in
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>>62702329
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>>62699536
funny
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>>62711492
wow, a cutter who's an SJW, I would've never expected it
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>>62704500

Well I live in Britbong too, so I guess I better accept the challenge.

Though I fiercely doubt this has actually happened. I mean she's assuming she's recognisable enough to even get hassled, and even if she was, I don't think any man would take his time out and waste it on some 5' 1" goblin-woman who identifies as a 'feminist comedian.'
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>>62702329
How can you hate this? They shit on police and radical feminists who don't know what they're talking about.

Also, some basic human being shit: I can't think (off the top of my head) of any good comics who rely on rape joke-tier material. If Daniel Tosh is your idea of a good comic, you're just an edgy faggot. I've told rape jokes among friends - I'm certainly not above it or anything - but if you're the kind of person who drops rape jokes in unfamiliar company, you're the worst brand of edgy faggot, and I hope you get raped to death.
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>>62705331
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>>62706833
You would think after your nigger shitposting words got filtered you would stop posting.
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>>62711492
not surprising
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>>62699433
>OP /threads his own thread
oiamlaffin
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>>62711492
kek

also, nice Christopher Columbus white-male-oppressor get
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>>62702203
At least that was inventive.
If it wasn't just a bunch of unfunny feminist stuff it would have been a great bit.
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>>62711645
This is me disagreeing with myself after thinking more about it. Patrice in that Fox News debate was fucking hilarious. I think a good comic can pull off a good rape joke -- that's the key, you gotta be a good comic. Your average yokel who thinks any joke about rape is funny just bc it's about rape -- that guy's rape jokes aren't funny.
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>>62712113
But part of Patrice's point in that Fox bit was that funny and unfunny jokes are cut from the same cloth, you don't really know how good a joke really is until you've run a few field tests.
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>>62712436
Right. I think what I was trying to imply was that being "a good comic" means coming from a position of trying to be funny, basically making other people laugh/be happy/etc. He talks about that a lot, the importance of the "attempt" at being funny.

A lot of people (see >>62702377) just like the idea of rape jokes because they aggravate actual rape survivors, not necessarily because they're funny. These are the not funny dudes I'm talking about, the edgelords who'll tell a shitty, tired rape joke in public hoping to trigger some tumblr feminist cunt instead of hoping to make people laugh. That shit is coming from real, weird anger at women. Does that make sense? Like is >>62705331 a joke? Because if not, obviously this dude's got a problem, and if so, it's just purely not funny for the sole reason that it's not funny. Actually, I just rewatched >>62699536 -- I guess sticking your jelly deal in her wet nike against her will could be funny in the right context.

Man, analyzing this shit is really not funny.
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>>62712960
>A lot of people (see >>62702377(You)) just like the idea of rape jokes because they aggravate actual rape survivors, not necessarily because they're funny. These are the not funny dudes I'm talking about, the edgelords who'll tell a shitty, tired rape joke in public hoping to trigger some tumblr feminist cunt instead of hoping to make people laugh
no you faggot, i said there is no line. Meaning nothing is off limits. There is still funny and unfunny you retard.
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>>62711159
>She was also able to hold the crowds attention
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>>62702329
I know this is 4chan and a lot of people fear the sjw bogeyman, but this was actually a pretty on-the-nose critique of society, from false feminists and sjws to the way male rape survivors are treated.

"Real men don't rape? Must've been a ghost then" I actually kek'd
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>>62702329

Fuck that girl on the right is a qt
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>>62703854

if you're posting a scottish comedian then you should post the king.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gMJBQoHJ4E
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>>62713026
>implying she wasn't

They were paying attention, that much is clear. She did get a few weak chuckles and laughs, and there was no heckling. You don't have to be funny to hold a crowds attention. Her failure was almost captivating, the views on the video alone prove that much.
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>>62702021
>that grunt
>that "holding my shit in" stance

MMMMM GREAT
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>>62702203
>problematic glasses

every. fucking. time.
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You know you're set is shit when you get saved by the host and fucking Jay Leno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6GsXowrZBA
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>>62703072
>>62702710
RIP
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>>62713803
>white men are on their way out
Oh boy....
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>>62705267
I got to see Neil perform with Tim Heidecker and Clownvis a couple of years ago.
He was fucking hilarious.
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>>62702329
Everytime the white one takes a breath she squeaks.

They may have went through their moon goddess phase in 7th grade, but they never learned how to communicate a point without sarcasm and strawmanning
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>>62706125
>shit
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>>62714186
He wasn't even in Paris. He rarely even tours with EoDM.
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>>62703294
Definitely a norm joke
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>>62699536
Made it to 1:39. New personal best
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>>62706323
yeah this bit cracks me up
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>>62699536
I managed to finish the whole thing.
Is this what lobotomies feel like?
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>>62705350
Oh shoot, it really is Scout
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>>62707195
Post vids and/or pics senpai
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>>62707285
The pint one and the baldness one were funny
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkwOrteyQtY

I will never get tired of Tig
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>>62699536
I thought it would have been one of those things like Peter Parker getting bit by a spider and getting powers but no I was the one that got cancer and left with an expression on my face that looks like I licked my sweaty taint.
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>>62702329
1:18, fuck any longer and I might have smashed my head repeatedly on the corner of my desk.
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>>62703195
What do you do after you rape a deaf mute?
break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
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This never fails to make me laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofnSojq-vqI
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>>62704092
Don't you get it? It's because of the harassment, everyone knows if you get called awful on the internet is because of your sex and not because what you're doing is awful!
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>>62711281
i believe he says "i say a couple"
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>>62699536
It's a rough set, but I actually laughed a few times and she keeps a good positive energy throughout.
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>>62702329
>Brave New Voices is the nation's first youth-centric poetry slam, and is the largest most diverse ongoing spoken word event in the world.
>Brave New Voices 2014 features over 500 Teen Poetry Slam Champions from 50 parts of the country and 5 additional cities from across the globe, representing over 50,000 young poets in their local communities. These young writers are a diverse, creative, intelligent group of trendsetting community and cultural leader

This is what happens when you race and gender before talent
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#NOTALLSHOES
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>>62702329
0:44... I never wanted to throw a brick at my screen untill now.
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>>62699536
Fuck!
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Rate my taste:

Andy Kaufman
Tom Green
Bill Burr
Louie CK
Mitch Hedberg
Bill Hicks
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>>62702203
only made it 20 seconds before i turned it off
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>>62703195
A man is walking down the river when he spots a little girl, crying.
He approaches her and asks:
>Little girl, what's wrong? Why are you crying?
The girl answers:
>My father and I were walking our dog, when little Rexy decided to jump into the lake. He was drowning, do my father jumped after him... But they both disappeared underwater!
The girl started crying again.
The man looked at her, and started unzipping his pants. He said:
>Little girl, this ain't your lucky day.
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>>62699536

I can't last more 30 seconds

HELP
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