AYY VADER IS LUKE LMAO!!!!
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
Anakin's greatest fear was turning to the darkside yet look what happened
Luke's was the same, yet look could happen?
Growing up, did you ever think you'd be on this fucking site wasting your life living in hell?
IT'S A COOKBOOK!
>>62697466
Why'd you have to go there?
>>62697466
>Growing up, did you ever think you'd be on this fucking site wasting your life living in hell?
No, but its better then being an unemployed NEET, on the verge of literally getting insitutionalized.
>opening figurines
I have that same one. :3
>>62697466
>Growing up, did you ever think you'd be on this fucking site wasting your life living in hell?
I wanted to believe I could do anything. I really did.
Now I'm half-chasing this pipe dream of being a filmmaker/Panera Bread employee while my camera collects dust in a corner in my room.
I wanted to be something.>tfw I'm 18 and literally nothing I just said holds water.
>>62697564
Dont worry anon, im 19 and stil im trying to be a director/ storyboarder for catoons, itll come in time.
>>62697540
I said the same thing when I was on this site in 2006. Now look at me, been in two psych wards since and have been prescribed bi-polar medication strong enough to kill a horse. Get out while you can. "Tell your sister, you were right about me. You were right."
>>62697564
They fed us that bullshit. "ooo be an astronaut! ooo be a policeman!" shit like that and look what happened. The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
OH NO, COBRA COMMANDER WANTS TO FORCLOSE ON YODAS HUT!!!!!!
>>62697744
NICE TRY COBRA COMMANDER, YODA HAS THE HIGH GROUND
>>62697564
>I'm 18
you were born in 1997
these are the shitposting little fucks who infest this board
>>62697718
>The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
>>62697718
Exactly, its funny because even when i was little, i kept my dreams reasonably simple, and easy to obtain. Well, besides that period where i wanted to be a world dictator, a phase of which im not fully out off yet, and probably never will be....
>>62697718
Thing is, I've kinda bought into the idea that I could be a director, to the point where I really don't have much in terms of a personality. I Talk about film, I write reviews, I work at a theater, everything I do is related to film.
Yet I only ever made one shit-tier short. As far as shorts go it's not "dude bro we're so fucking funny haha"-tier, but it was very clearly made over the course of two hours.
>>62697718
Any redneck piece of shit can become a police officer.
>>62697744
>>62697773
YODA AINT HAVING THAT SHIT!!!!
>>62697779
'96. I try not to shitpost, because I like talking about movies.
>>62697564
Kill yourself you entitled faggot.
>>62697856
IT'S OVER COBRA COMMANDER
>>62697856
DESTRO PUNCHS THE GREEN TURD IN THE FACE!!!!
>>62697718
>The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
>>62697917
COBRA COMMANDER THROWS YODA INTO THE VAGINA MOUTHED GARBAGE TRUCK PIT!!!!
>>62697718
>The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
>>62697718
>The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
>>62697964
AAGGHHHH!!!!!!!!
>>62698051
TONKA DOES IT AGAIN
>>62698051
COBRA COMMANDER HAS THE HUT!!!!
>>62697872
I've considered it.
>>62697718
What a negative nancy.
>>62697718
>The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
>>62697561
Cool, which other toys do you have anon, can i see them?
>>62697417
>Gets laughed out of /toy/
>Starts shitposting on /tv/
Fuck off Greg
>>62698564
Make me bitch, im bring art and culture to /tv/ now, and theres nothing you can do against a BIG GUY like me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62698692
Oh no anything but that, please don't shitpost on /tv/ instead of /toy/
>A grown man showing off his toy collection to bunch of shut-ins and making funnie accompanying dialogue
>>62698862
Atleast im having fun you slime ball conformist, your probably in your office, bored to death and cotemplating suicide, you should just give in and fucking kill yourself you judgemental cunt!
It's pretty obvious that Luke wont be a good guy
In the original trilogy he was neutral at best
>Threatens to kill Jabba and his men
>Almost joins Sheev
>>62699025
He was pretty good.
Jabba was a gangster that was holding his friend captive and he tried to settle things peacefully. And the Sheev thing was like, his big test. And he passed.
>>62699102
what i'm trying to say is that he was no obi-wan or liam neeson
>>62698862
>Taylor345
Oh, the irony.
>>62697564
I was the same when I was 18. Now I'm 23 and things got worse. I wish I could go back in time and tell my 18yo self to get my fucking shit together.
>>62698968
Eat your chicken tendies like the autismo you are and fuck off already Greg,
>>62697917
I'll never have this idiotic simple kind of fun ever again ;_;
At least you had dreams.
Being devoid of any drive what so ever is the worst.
I tried tricking my preadolescent self into Oceanography, but my heart wasn't in it.
>>62699246
Try weed.
>>62699240
I DONT EAT TENDIES YOU FUCKING BITCH, ILL STAY HERE FOREVER, MWAHAHAHA!!!!
>>62699246
Ofcourse you can silly, just get a few toys, and have them attack each other or sebate politics or something, olayings is easy, its EXSISTSENTIAL HORRORS AND ADULTHOOD THATS HARD!!!!
toy
tɔJ/Submit
noun
1.
an object for a child to play with, typically a model or miniature replica of something.
"a toy car"
synonyms: plaything, game More
So why do grown men buy these for themselves?
>>62699361
Because we dont adheare to your strict societal guidlines, conformist scum, now get out of my thread before i piss in your eyes, fucking retard bitch!
>>62697466
>hell
you mean shitposting heaven?
>>62699361
I must say, I do lust after those new Lego Star Wars toys.
The amount of shame I would feel if I actually played with Legos as an adult though... I don't have the kind of therapist cash to correct that kind of downward spiral.
>>62697564
>18
nigga are you fucking retarded? literally your whole life is still infront of you! 30yo fag here. you younglings make me sick
>>62697564
Primer was made with a budget of $7000. Paranormal Activity with $15,000.
Get your friends or some wannabe actors desperate enough to >do it for free. And film your script. Don't half ass it, make it clever and aesthetic. Don't be le ironic director putting memes and purposefully cheesy lines in it. Be serious about it. I'm sure you can make a great movie if you work hard at it.
I mean how are you supposed to change life if you never create anything? Even if it's just a 5 minute clip, go create something beautiful and the people will notice.
>>62699475
Dont be ashemd anon, who gives a fuck what people think of you, if you played with legos? If your friends stopped talking to you because you played with toys, i guess they werent really ever your friends after all, huh?
>>62697417
>tfw had that figure but the stupid head connectors broke
>>62701267
I have another with broken head connectors, i still keep it because i had it for like forever, but i bought another on just so i can have a nonheadless spirit of darth vader figure to play with.
>>62699727
I needed that. Thanks.
>>62699575
I hate knowing my whole life is ahead of me. Makes me think I can relax, and do shit later, and when it is later I realize there wasn't any time.
It's like when you plan to wake up early on a weekend, but you sleep through the alarm, and by that time it's already like 12:00 and you don't feel like doing anything is worth it.
What does this helmet shape remind me of again...
Subtle, hollywood. Subtle.
>>62697564
>tfw want to be a screenwriter/some form of professional writer in general
>Instead all I can do iswrite porn for people
Wanting to be a writer fucking sucks
![tamiya-cement-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1WoiiIR.jpg "tamiya-cement-1[1].jpg")
>>62698114
weld those seams bro
YOUR A BIG GAL
>>62701970
I dunno man, some of thise porn parodys are evolving into being funnier, then most mainstream comedy movies that are in theaters, at the moment, it might be the next undergroundbcuktural movement.
>>62702144
Nah, It doesnt bother me that much, olus i dont know ehat that shitll do to the toy itself.
>>62701738
>dat /pol/ butthurt
>>62702171
Is Phasma the new Boba? As in, her merch is near damn impossible to find and people have a lot of love for her for one reason or another?
Also, is that the Black Series? How the fuck did you get that?
>>62702196
Just use it on the dagobah mountain. Get rid of that big gap, it will look good
>>62702200
delete this
>>62702227
But thats the way it was made. That ridge is there to keep figures/ accesories in place to stand up on there, and to not have them fall off.
>>62702421
no i mean the big gap where the two halves of the mold come together. You can weld it and make it one solid piece.
Go look at the sticky in the gunpla/plamo general on /m/ or search for welding plastic models.
>>62702200
What an ugly bitch, i want to smash out her teeth just because how mad i am her disgusting face is gonna be in star wars, honestly more pissed about her then ape face boyega.
>>62697466
>Growing up, did you ever think you'd be on this fucking site wasting your life living in hell?
Nah but back then I was a stupid ass kid with no idea of what reality was like.
Come to thing of it I suppose I am still like that now.
Fuck.
>>62698692
wait. Wait.. dan what the fuck.
Are you the dan I went to highschool with? I feel like you are. NYC?
>>62702730
No, virgina. Its greg by the way, not dan.
>>62702894
you look 100% like dan dor..illo? I dont remember his name. Oh well OP. Enjoyed your thread though.
>>62702981
Thanks senpai, ill be sure to post on /tv/ more frequently, i fucking love this dungeon of shitposting and cukk threads.
>>62697417
> mfw my old Kenner toys were unrecognizable from the actors
>>62701445
I might just end up buying another one, I really wish they made that stupid head differently though because it's a fucking cool figure.
>>62697466
speak for yourself, my life is alright
>>62703386
Theyvwere still awsome, and they had the excuse if having limited sculpting technilogies when it cane to very small toys, and the fact that many of the original sculptors were straight up doll makers.
>>62703429
You have a couple options. They made a couple different spirit of darth vader figures. On is from a battle pack in 2007. It has the translucency if the original figure, but without the removable face mask and head. The one that was released just last year diesnt have the translucency, has a cloth cape, but has the removable facemask and head, aswell as improved articulation.
>>62697718
>The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
>>62697718
>The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
That's it I'm offing myself.
>>62698968
>>62699333
The autismo is strong with this one.
>>62698862
>not posting the gif
>>62701970
Hey, there's a market for that kind of shit nowadays.
>>62702200
>>62703962
>using a shopped picture
>fingerless skelly glubs
さすが desu sempai.
>>62704051
>implying it's shopped
>>62704055
Oh anon, i taie it you like my skeleton gloves desu?
>>62704051
it's not shopped family
What the literal fuck. Am I on /b/?
I'd like to believe most of you are just shitposters, since this is not your fucking blog. Anyway, if you're not, just do whatever you fucking want to, chase your dreams you lazy fucks. It's never too late. I'm currently chasing my dream as a musician, and everything's going smoothly. Lazy fucks
>>62705617
No, your on gregchan now, motherfucker bitch!
>>62698363
You can see this penis
>>62707435
Show me brah!
>>62702459
Let the kid play with his toy man
All my action figures used to have their parts ripped up and all of their crotches were scuffed for some reason but I never fucked with it, just kept playing with them untill I started playing with my dick.
>>62707456
>not playing with both your toys and your dick
For shame anon, ive been enjoying my toys almost even more so since puberty, its fun to play with both your toys and your dick, SOMETIMES AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
>>62705697
Being lazy is my dream.
This whole thread makes me want to watch Indian in the Cupboard.remake when
OH SHIT, FIREFLYS GONNA BOMB PARIS, ON ORDERS FROM COBRA COMMANDER!!!!!
>>62708537
HES GOTTA CANISTER OF GUZZOLINE!!!!
>>62697718
>The dream died before you fell asleep bro.
>>62697417
FUCK YOU GREG
>>62708537
It's like this guy can actually see the future!
>>62697718
Being a policeman really isn't that hard. They are literally lowering the standards nowadays.
>>62709556
Gladly, when and where, you sexy bitch?
Fucking spoiker faggot!!!!!
>>62711870
>>62711870
What, whats a spoiker, r u retarded or something?
>>62703793
my god she is gorgeous <3
>>62697417
put a fucking spoiler tag on that shit
>>62713394
Sorry man, but it was gonna come out eventually.
>>62713422
One more month
There was just one more month before the new movie came out and now this is ruined
>>62697417
>fingerless gloves
I bet you're a feminist
>>62697718
kys my friend
>>62713436
Yeah, but an actual one who belives in gender equality, not this shit about female suoremacy sarkessian spouts nice pic by the way.
