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Itt: films women will never understand.
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>>62696500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8yOdAqBFcQ
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>>62696500
Not true, that movie is literally UP but with based racist guy. My girlfriend loves it

>>62696554
I have never met a women that like that movie. It's a shame.
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>>62696500
>tfw a girl tried to touch my hair recently and i winced
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>>62696678
>tfw a girl stroked my hair recently and I nearly came
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Both great choices
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>>62697115
a-are we allowed at least to love them even if we're shallow whores who just can't understand?
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>>62697205
No, you can only "enjoy" them because you are a shallow whore who just can't understand
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>>62696500
ITT: betas who will never understand women as evidenced by making these dumb fucking threads.
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>tfw gfs love the movies in these threads
You guys don't hang out with females a lot, do you ?
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>>62697205
The only thing you can love and worship is my BBC.
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>>62697205
You don't love them. How could you love what you don't appreciate? Go back to watching 50 shades of grey and mean girls you cunt. Fuck off my board.
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>>62697945
She may love them but she doesn't understand them, Fedorius.
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>>62697205
No you cunt. You may "love" them but you'll truly never understand them.
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Anything remotely patriotic and righteous.
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>>62698593
>that shit poster

Jesus Christ
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>>62698704
we're judging people on the pictures they post that they didnt make now?
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>>62698731
What? Where the fuck did I imply that you sperging fag? I just said the poster is fucking shit.
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>>62698731
he is saying the poster is shit, not that the guy is a shitposter.
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Will never understand the struggle.
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>>62699658
he should've cut his losses, the jew clearly wasn't his old friend anymore
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Sam Peckinpah's entire library of work basically.
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>mfw my mother loves most of these movies and I've actually watched them with her
Why are moms so cool and the girls I fuck so fucking shitty? My last girlfriend made me fucking watch "That Awkward Moment" and "21 and Up with her" and listened to Nickleback and shit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nux0R_pUqoU
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Women don't handle most David Cronenberg films very well, but they seem especially put off by this one.

I think it has to do with that weird instinct that causes women to get hysterical when their husband/boyfriend has to man up and kick some ass or even just tell someone off in public. They act like olive oil from popeye.

You know, the way they get when you ware pissed off at some asshole and want to confront them:
>"Honey NO! Let it go, he just took your parking spot, lets just... Honey? STOP I said stop this is scaring my you are scaring me!"

Meanwhile all you do is roll down the window and tell him to fuck off, and she thinks you are going to prison for violent behavior.

So that weird female instinct gets triggered badly by this movie. Some women also get triggered by the violent sex scene on the stairs (which they immediately label "spousal rape").
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>>62700327
Are you guys actually this out of touch? Have you ever had any sort of real relationship with a female? Not even romantically. I've known plenty of girls who would attack someone way before their boyfriends or husbands would, ones who get turned on by rough sex, even worse shit.
You do realize that women are just human beings right? Maybe if you didn't put them on some weird pedestal you wouldn't be an autistic permavirgin.
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>>62696500
>mfw not a single Oscar nomination for Gran Torino
Fuck this industry
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>>62700403
>I've known plenty of girls who would attack someone way before their boyfriends or husbands would

So you date black women?
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>>62697205
>whore
>implying
Nobody thinks you are a slut because you cant understand man things. Those are two completely unrelated concepts. There are some things the opposite gender just doesnt understand, its not sexism.
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They just wouldnt understand.
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>>62700452
No, but women are diverse. And I don't mean for no reason, I mean they would tell someone off for being a piece of shit right off the bat and not be like "ohh honey don't start trouble :(".
Literally NO ONE likes black women, not even black men.
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>>62696678
>>62696765
>tfw the last girl who stroked my hair was a prostitute

cant complain
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>>62700327
That movie is terrible anyway.
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>>62700491
>Literally NO ONE likes black women

Trashbender does
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>>62697760
Whiteknight can't handle the bantz
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Unfair stereotypes are the best kind of stereotypes. 4chan thrives on them.

Also there really are "chick flicks" and "guy flicks". This upsets the SJWs but overall gender roles still exist in our society and films that cater to them tend to perform well.

Men really do find chick flicks to be cringeworthy. There will be a token scene where the women come together in some light hearted moment, with a catchy song playing on the radio, and they will end up singing into an icecream scoop or some other improvised microphone. They then talk about their feelings and the man dies a little inside.

In guy films there will come a point in the movie where "there is killin' to be done. Woman, don't even think about trying to stop me!" These movies work even better when there is no woman around to second-guess the male protagonist. THis is especially true for war movies as women are guaranteed to ruin every single war film they appear in.

Until society eliminates all traces of gender roles these films will continue to be made.
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