>watch French film
>il est pas moi starts playing
>>62694554
>watch French film
>it's a pile of pretentious shit
Though there this neato parkour action movie one time
>>62694577
>french film
>pretentious shit
talk about oxymoron
>>62694554
It's il n'est pas.
>>62694554
>>62694623
It's Ce n'est pas moi actually
>watch French film
>turns out it's an Estonian flick
>>62694609
I caught this French movie about a girl trying to steal trade secrets from a hentai company or something once, it ends with her being sold to an illegal bdsm rape website. It was pretty pretentious.
>>62694554
Dumb frogposter.
>>62694554
>it's a pepe thread
>op fails french 101 despite the frog being named after a french skunk
>>62694577
>Watching the overly "intellectual" shit coming from my country.
Why do foreigners do this?
what song are you niggers talking about? did like 3 searches of different shit and cant find anything
>>62694609
Then you should just stop watching movies altogether and fill your time doing something that is more compatible to your mental capacity level, which is not very high.
>>62694704
>being this new
>not speaking french
>American character goes to Paris
>woosh of plane sound effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWsW1bfV5g
>vid related plays
>slow pans of wide leafy streets
>time warp of the 60s, cute girls smoking in coffee shops
>young existentialist men riding mopeds
>everyone is white
>no muslims, arabs, or blacks
It's like when an American character goes to London and the motif of Rule Britannia plays. Then the character walks around London circa. 1900. No diversity to be seen.
>>62694623
>>62694633
>>62694669
>French
>worth learning
kek m8s
>be on /tv/
>multiple reddit frog threads on front page at any time of day
>sometimes two or three reddit threads literally touching each other on the front page
>>62694776
>assuming everyone speaks a language that's not useful in 99% of the world
pls dont start this elitist shit
>>62694782
It's a beautiful language.
What do you have against it?
>>62694554
>watch documentary
>brief mention of sexual intercourse
>"Je t'aime ... moi non plus" starts playing
>Swedish film
>everyone is speaking arabic
>>62694830
mainly the incompetence surrounding those who speak it
>watch perineum based porn
>It Taint Me starts playing
>>62694941
ironic, coming from someone who posts on /tv/
>>62694672
Tell me, do you even watch the actually intellectual stuff your country is actually making ?
>>62694993
that's not irony
>>62694660
name of the movie??
>>62695022
Demonlover
It wasn't very good
>>62694830
/lit/ here to settle this once and for all
OFFICIAL RANKING OF LANGUAGES:
1. English
2. Latin
2. (tied) Greek
3. French
4. German
5. Italian
6. Russian
Garbage: Everything else
>>62694554
>il est pas moi
kill yourself OP
>It's a French war movie
>French dont surrender
>>62695020
Not him but man... You're so smart.
>watch "2 or 3 things i know about her"
>french guys talking on a HAM radio about vietnam
>american war reporter comes in
>"it ain't me starts playing"
You guys weren't kidding about this meme.
>>62694554
Do yourself a favor, and treat your poor pleb soul with a watching of "La règle du jeu".
>>62695144
>Jean Gabin's not in it
ahhhh the french
>>62695212
Stale meme.
I much prefer the green peas.
>>62694554
>watch chinese film
>ching chong xang xeng xinng xong starts playing
>>62695323
>watch chinese Jackie Chan film
>he sings the opening and credits song
>>62694554
Ce n'est pas moi, goddamn OP step it up
>>62694577
watching films is boring as fuck anyway
>>62695072
>historical movies are accurate instead of pandering to murrican maymays
Unacceptable !
>>62695144
>watching essential entry level filmbuff core
No anon, you are the Pleb
>>62694780
The fun thing is that I have never seen an accordéon (how do we even call this in english?) in Paris, except those people playing it in the métro for money
>>62695820
>pandering to murrican maymays
what does this even mean?
>Be OP
>Can't into basic French grammer
>My parents are ashamed of me, but not as ashamed as they should be
>Oui oui fromage du baguette starts playing
>>62695192
La Grande Illusion then.dad, is that you?
>>62695042
Thank you
I'm so sick of all these people who hate English
>>62695916
More like grandpa lel
>>62695746
"C'est pas moi" est plus juste.
>>62695907
I think he's trying to say that the French don't have a reputation as surrendering pushovers based on their role in the last major global conflict.
>>62695820
>last less time against Germany than Poland did against Germany + Soviet Union
hon hon hon
>>62695746
>>62695909
>not getting the fact that it's supposed to be grammatically wrong since the original meme is as well
>french film
>oolay vou pooshay avec mwa starts playing
>>62697035
>oolay vou pooshay avec mwa
it's time
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