Hello television and film, are you excited for Universals upcoming film, Little Mermaid? Pic related, the most recent news to come out about the movie.
>>62689386
She should've played Mrs Piggy.
She has the body.
>>62689386
>little mermaid was modeld after alyssa milano
>they pick an oink oink box office failure to play her
all of this is very insulting.
>>62689427
Yes.
>>62689386
It will be a dark and edgy re-imagining.
>>62689412
When will you stop forcing this shitty meme?
>>62689386
Her shoulders are too wide.
It should be pic related.
>>62690044
>he thinks it's a meme
I bet her pussy smells like really good fishdicks
im sure this thread will end well
>>62689707
looks like the colossus of Rhodes here.
>>62690168
Patrician reference, anon.
I feel like the Little Mermaid should be played by someone- what's the word. Attractive.
>>62690254
Chloe is attractive.
>>62690254
But Chloë is pretty.
have they found a director yet? this project feels doomed
>>62690267
her face is but her body is horrible
>>62690299
>Sofia Coppola literally abandoned it because of Chloë's casting
That's promising.
>>62690323
unfounded rumor, she was out long before they met with chloe
>>62690110
this
she even had the costume ready and all
>>62690344
Chloë was a lock a long time ago back when Coppola was still on the project, it just hadn't been announced yet until a writer had drafted something.
>>62690369
>>62690110
Who the hell is this? Quick way to not make money is to cast an unknown.
>>62690415
and the quickest way to make money is to cast an unknown cutie who looks stunning in bikini :3
>>62690267
When she was a little girl maybe. It's less her face, though, and more her linebacker body. She would be better suited to playing the disenfranchised youth overcoming her upbringing through football in a direct to DVD Blind Side sequel than a petite little mermaid.
>>62690444
Pic unrelated? She has less shape even than Chloë. Gangly as fuck and doesn't even have a pretty face to make up for it.
>>62690463
Literally wrong on all aspects, kid.
>>62690463
she has quite a nice silhouette for her age, actually
>>62690504
Holy fucking Christ, are those eyebags shooped on?
>>62690512
>no ass either
tip of my kek
>all this emily today
I like it
>>62690572
She's the worst Lind tho, Natalie already has her beat.
>>62690463
This. Chloe gets by one her face alone, cause the body ain't so hot no more.
>>62690528
White girls don't have asses.
>>62690299
Here's a more accurate pic
