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What the fuck happened to Colbert?
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Did he finally kek himself for good with this shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yzGA_glnkM
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He's such a faggot now. If Strangers with Candy was on now and made by someone else he'd probably shit all over how problematic it is.
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>>62685166
>Or who the next James Bond should be, ZIP IT !
Closed the video right there, i know JB is pure escapism, but it was created by a man for men so why in the fuck does this saggy old cunt think she has any say in the matter ?
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>>62685166
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HE'S SO WHITE LOL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao3_3yBv13M
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>>62686013

Let's kill all these nigger subhuman pond scum. Chop off their limbs. Disembowel them. Then eat them. I want to eat them all. EAT THEM!
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God that was so fucking awful, I think that nut job was right, the world did end in 2012, this truly is hell
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We need a draft.
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>you're not allowed to have opinions if you're a man because opinions are problematic

I thought 4chan made a lot of this stuff up holy fuck rofl
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>>62685166
He keked McKekskill, that's for sure. Do none of you autists realize that that entire video was Colbert making fun of feminists, and he rused one of them into going along with it?
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>>62686065
Who do you suggest we war with, sir?
>please don't say niggers....
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>>62686089
Russia, just for fun though.
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>>62685219
He's amazing. My man crush for going on 20 years now. I haven't missed an episode of The Late Show yet. Frankly, the world probably would be a better place if it was 50% women running shit and 90% voter turnout and no over-turning wise 60yo federal court decisions like abortion and social security.
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>>62686089
Nigeria
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>>62686122
what up bernie?
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He's PC as FUCK now
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>>62686013
Not enough Designated Shitting Streets if you ask me. Pure white Poo in Loo racism.
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>>62686150
He did a bit where they made orgasm faces by calling them other things. Just to spite the network censors who said he couldn't do orgasm faces. Believing that humans aren't usually lying about being gay, trans, discriminated against, etc. doesn't mean you're an idiot. It means you're paying attention to the facts instead of trying to squeeze people into little boxes that make more sense to you.
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>>62685166
>having a show that is 3rd in ratings behind Fallon and Kimmel.

JUST
U
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>>62685166
It's satire, people taking it literally needs to check their privilege
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>>62686226
I guess you're right and I should be more of a sir about this matter. Thank you for your insight.
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>>62686246
Colbert is in first place by a huge margin.
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>>62686013
Why do white people like inviting brown people to come over and insult them so much?

>see: Europe's Migration Crisis
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>>62686311
>After weeks of lagging CBS’ shiny new “Late Show with Stephen Colbert” in the late-night ratings race, ABC veteran “Jimmy Kimmel Live” is starting to make some noise — edging ahead of original episodes of the Eye program for the first time.

>In Nielsen’s “live plus same-day” estimates for the week of Nov. 2-6, which saw NBC’s “Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” remain a dominant No. 1, “Kimmel” bested “Late Show” by 5% in both adults 18-49 rating (0.60 vs. 0.57) and total viewers (2.626 million vs. 2.492 million). The ABC program got a boost on Thursday when a visit by Hillary Clinton produced its most-watched telecast on any night in six months (3.116 million). It also won by 22% in 18-49 over “Late Show” that night (0.73 vs. 0.60).
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>>62686111
The biggest mistake Republicans even made was defeating the Soviet Union so quickly. Should have let it play itself out for another 50 years.
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>>62686013

>He has self-identified as a feminist, saying his girlfriend has helped influence him.
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>>62686372

That would involved directly financing the Soviet Union with dollars though.

Many people don't realize, but what actually broke the Soviet Union was low commodity prices in the late 80s and early 90s. In the 70s the USSR was powering ahead because of dat sweet oil monies.

Americans aren't willing to die over Estonia either.
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>>62686444
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>>62685166

I'm still giving my opinion and she can deal with it
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>>62686444
Because feminists don't hate their mothers for being mothers instead of executives at all. They DEFINITELY don't hate their mothers for telling them not to dress like sluts and warning them how to not get raped.
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Someone should do a response video.

Someone should get a camera and hit the streets and ask men what women should shut up about.
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>>62685219
>tfw you know Colbert as a liberal puppet
>tfw you forgot all about Strangers with Candy

Right in the feels...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Axp5ETZaI
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>>62686604
Well lighning bolt eyeball cat I guess other people see the light as well.
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AMERICA HAS HAD ENOUGH
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>>62686311
You mean Jimmy Fallon is in first place by a huge margin.
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>>62686604
She tried to btfo Sanders in the Summer.

The left remembers.
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>>62686708
Nigger its clearly people getting fed up with leftist nonsense, not leftists themselves that are downvoting it. Fire rises, baby
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>>62685166
>All the normies are catching up to this bullshit

I love it
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>>62686226
>feminism
>paying attention to facts
I mean, at least fucking black people actually have stats on their side about how their lives are shittier. The most prominent stat women can trot out about how much worse their lives are is the wage gap, and that's been debunked so many times by now that it holds as much water as a sieve.
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>>62686964
Good goy
SIde with the blacks
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>>62686964
>the wage gap has been debunked

Hahahahahahahaha this is what conservatives actually believe
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>>62687010
>mfw I actually have to post this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDj_bN0L8XM
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>>62687010
it's a fact. there are 0 (zero) women making $20 Million to pitch in the Major Leagues. Is that sexism?
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>>62687010
women dont earn as much because women are losers.

In fact if women could do basic math, they would realize that companies could hire all women and save 23% on wages.
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>>62687077
MFW youtube videos are where you get your information

Try reading a fucking economics journal. Fox News is lies. Bibles, too. What a fucking idiot.
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>>62685166
I really doubt he personally chose to upload this, he is just the face of the show but dont be stupid enough into believing he owns and directs it.
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>>62687101
>In fact if women could do basic math, they would realize that companies could hire all women and save 23% on wages.
>basic math, they would realize that companies could hire all women and save 23% on wages.
>would realize that companies could hire all women and save 23% on wages.
>companies could hire all women and save 23% on wages.
>save 23% on wages.
>23% on wages.
>23%
>23
....
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>>62687192
what are you trying to point out, sweetheart?
you can tell daddy.
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>>62687234
>daddy
uh wut
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>>62687168
>ignoring the fact that the creator provides links to credible sources to back up every claim he makes
Into the trash you go, friend. :^)
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>>62687269
be a good girl, daddy's had a long day
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>>62687168
>Educate yourself, shitlord
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>>62685166
Why did he even host this shit at all? It's not funny, it's just dumb
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>>62686694
less than 10% of america have even seen the video
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>>62687296
Daddy?
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>>62687349
yes sweetheart?
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>>62686437
Donald Trump is a Zionist shill. At least Colbert calls out Israhell
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>>62687457
Trump's son-in-law is jewish so he identifies with Israel by default.
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>>62687168
>I disregard sources when they go against my shit opinions

don't you have a bull to prep c u c k?
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>>62687638
Wage gap isn't even debatable. It's real. So is systemic racism and transgender people and climate change.

Politic all you want, but facts always have a liberal bias.
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>>62687699
Hey I was about to buy a calender but I wasn't sure which one to get. Can you help me out?
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>>62687699
>wage gap isn't even debatable
there are people who are actually this dumb.
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>>62687699
>Wage gap isn't even debatable. It's real.
Watch the video faggot, check every source. Use your fucking brain for once instead of drinking the kool-aid

>transgender people
yes they exist? and they are mentally ill

>climate change
only a retard would deny this

>systemic racism
you're a legit c u c k, do you have a shed as well?
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>>62687797
They're not mentally ill. You're literally too stupid to take seriously.
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>>62687699
If women had the same marignal producivity of labor and were 73% the price every company would be staffed by women. The wage gap comes from

-cultural preferences for less physical, hazard pay jobs
-preference for child rearing
-preference to work less hours

Discrimination in every study fell within a 1-1.5% margin of effect.
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>>62687828
>They're not mentally ill.
Maybe they are shitlord, check your neurotypical pwiviwidge (My headmate is a baby and i will not apologize for xim)
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>>62687828

>"I have to wear dresses and cut my dick off, or I will KILL MYSELF!!!!"
>not mental illness
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>>62687699

>Wage gap isn't even debatable. It's real.

Then why can't you prove it exists?
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>>62687828
>They're not mentally ill.
Can you really say that with a straight face?
You actually think denying sexual chromosomes is normal in any way?

>You're literally too stupid to take seriously.
You didn't even word your question right in your first post, so you're a c u c kold and a downy
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>>62687920
Because it has already been proven to exist. Why do Republicans pretend they create jobs and then unemployment rises under every conservative president? Why can't you provw trickle down economics works?

Two can play that game
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>Missouri
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>>62686604

The pendulum is starting to swing the other way.

I really hope the SJW's are ready for what's coming. The momentum of the backlash is already starting.
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>>62687980
The science is clear. Female brain in a male body. You denying.science just to.be a phobe is pretty pathetic. Fuxking neanderthal
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>>62686444

But feminists actually DO cause the problems that MRA's complain about.
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>>62685166

>you're elected to the Senate
>you have enormous power to help your country
>this is what you spend your time doing

just fucking disband these useless faggots already
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>>62688010
>Doesn't even have a regression model for the wage gap
>Doesn't even know what a regression model is
>Plays tribal ooga booga with replikeks and democunts
>Thinks either party remotely uses economically or statistically accurate models and programs.

Top fucking kek.
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>>62687980
it just a troll why are you bothering to engage it?
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>>62686013
Has Shitty Pitty ever told a joke?
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>>62688010
>Why can't you provw trickle down economics works?
neocons are corporate/israel shills.
Reagan helped the economy by starting a surge of nationalism that made rich guys bring their money back onshore.

Sadly leftists think a diverse country can be successful when all data says otherwise.
Ethnically homogenous countries are always more successful. See: The US before the 1960s.
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>>62688040

>The science is clear. Female brain in a male body.

Please point me to a peer-reviewed study that proves that any and all self-identified trannies have magically had their brains mismatched with their bodies.
That sounds like a pretty important study, so I'm surprised you're the only one that's heard of it.
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>>62688040
>You denying.science just to.be a phobe is pretty pathetic. Fuxking neanderthal
This much be some top tier b8.

40% of trannies attempt suicide. Mental illness at it's finest.
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>>62688069
To be fair, she also spent a good portion of her time wrapped up in a $350,000 tax scandal a few years back
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I still don't get what he means by "playing different characters". He still acts the same from when he was on CC.
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>>62688154
She also gives contracts to family members and is all around a terrible person.
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>>62687010
>>62687168
>>62687699
>>62687828
>>62688040

ITT some fat liberal twat has his/hers/zir's opinions challenged for the first time.
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>>62688122
You're why they kill themselves. Because you're an asshat.
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>>62688040

>The science is clear.

Funny, I was about to say the same thing.
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>>62688200
>Challenged

Yes. A bunch of conservatives are magically right about anything at all. Stranger things have happened.
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>>62688224

>being so mentally ill that you kill yourself when you hear other people state facts

Sounds pretty mentally ill to me. Most mentally healthy people can handle hearing opinions they dislike without slitting their own throats.
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>>62688264

>Yes. A bunch of conservatives are magically right about anything at all. Stranger things have happened.

What the fuck are you even trying to communicate here?
The people challenging you are right because they have facts and statistics and logic on their side, not because of "magic".

Is this your very first debate on the Internet? I am legitimately asking here. You seem to be having trouble communicating very basic ideas.
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>>62688195
iirc, the tax scandal was centered around her, her husband, and her friends co-owning a plane that she paid to rent with tax payer money, essentially paying herself to fly around on personal trips disguised as business.

She also pretended she didn't understand what property tax was as well.
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>>62688224
Look at the suicide rates before and after surgery. Pretty much identical. Getting what they want literally does nothing for them.
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>>62687828
The spitting image of mental health
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>>62688297
Except that if they had facts on their side, they'd be left wing. The right is LITERALLY corporations paying puppets like Trump to talk about Starbucks red cups and Jesus so that idiots who think the wage gap and green energy are conspiracies will vote against their own interests.
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>>62687699
>X isn't debatable
>therefore I have won any previous and forthcoming arguments about X

'open-minded' liberals, everyone.
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>>62688306
Yeah, it was her husband. I couldn't remember if she gave the contract to her husband or her brother. One of them was about wind power.

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2012/10/dirty-dirty-claire-mccaskill-husband-joe-shepard-awared-20-million-in-stimulus-to-benefit-his-real-estate-projects/
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>>62688389
Except it's the left that's most eager to accept swathes of immigrants that make CEOs more money at the expense of working class Americans.
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>>62688428
Calling trans people mentally ill is very problematic. It should be a felony. But only if we make sure felonies no longer include jail time.
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>>62688465
The left builds the middle class and the right deconstructs it.

Clinton years. Then Bush years. Now we have Obama years and the rebuilding has been great...

https://youtu.be/v_B4S4quOVU
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>women hate marijuana

So that's who's behind all of the DUDE I'M A FAGGOT LMAO posts.
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>>62688389

>The right is LITERALLY corporations paying puppets like Trump to talk about Starbucks red cups and Jesus so that idiots who think the wage gap and green energy are conspiracies will vote against their own interests.

Holy shit you probably actually believe this.
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>>62688534
She said that? What time? I'm not watching this whole dogshit
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>>62688570
Where are the atheist conservatives?
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>>62688510
What the fuck are you talking about? Clinton created NAFTA, the democrats have been as eager to shill for 'free trade' as the republicans, and illegal immigration is just another means of that.

Also, lol, under Obama we have the highest youth unemployment fucking ever, and most of the new jobs that have been created are part time with shit benefits. The middle class is barely even still a thing.
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>>62686013

Why do white Americans tolerate this literal attacks on them coming from their own TV shows? Why are they just sitting there and taking it as a brown manlet tells them they are awful for not replacing themselves with people like him? It's not a joke, I have no idea how the fuck this happened.
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>>62688631
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>>62685935
She's saying that woman don't give a fuck who the next James Bond is, which is why they (she) wants men to stop talking about it (at least to women). So she actually agrees with you.
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>>62686013
POO IN THE LOO
O
O
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>>62688631
Allahpundit is pretty famous for that, too.
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>>62688631

Conservatives believe in order and authority so a worldview with no God at the top of it, to a conservative is a chaotic car crash world of meaninglessness and nihilism that would be drastically at odds with their weltanschauung/ideals.
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>>62689232
>strawman the post

here let me try
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>>62686604
it'll recover
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>>62689232
did you honestly stumble in here from tumblr?
serious question. Otherwise this is a really good ruse, you got me friend.
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>>62689319
>>62689277

what on earth did you guys interpret my post as
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>>62687457
>not supporting Israel
are you serious? They're a beacon of rationality in a sea of barbarism.
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>>62689338
someone who thinks neocons represent the right
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>>62688631

Atheists are almost exclusively obnoxious faggots, so they tend to be left-wingers.
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>>62689354

relative to libshits they do
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>>62687699
>Wage gap isn't even debatable. It's real.
>a statistic that doesn't take preference and overtime into consideration
>"real"
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>>62689338
Your post was amazing, it's just that this place is full of algorithms posing as real people and the corps can get away with it because of the real idiots who post here too
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>>62689376

>tfw you've been arguing against algorithms on /tv/ the past two years
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>>62689374
maybe a decade ago.
Things have changed quite a bit
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>>62688631
Like half of all British conservatives. And even the new brand of libertarian American conservatives who worship Ayn Rand are probably secret atheists.
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>>62685166
She speaks so much truth. She's such a fighter for equality.
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>>62686329
c u c k s
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>>62686694
>those glasses
lol stereotypes are all true
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>>62687168
Has any notable econmist ever actually supported the wage gap theory?
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>>62689718
Wouldn't surprise me if Krugman does. He's just used his Noble prize to back up anything he says as the mouthpiece of liberal economic nonsense.
Most of what he writes/blogs actually gets disproven within a day or so, which is funny.
So to answer your question, yes, but he's only notable in being the most consistently incorrect economist to have ever lived.
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>>62688710
They can attack, but the general populace doesn't give a shit, and know it won't change.
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>>62689718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_sGn6PdmIo
Based Sowell knows whats up
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>>62687010
if the wage gap is real, how come the work force isnt 99% women? Businesses would save tons of money.
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>>62687699
Pro-tip, saying something "isn't even debatable" doesn't make you win the argument. You lose the argument. Moron.
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>>62685166
He always was a cuque. His whole Colbert Report right wing personality was sarcastic, and now he can show who he really is on his new show (which is garbage imo)
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>>62686065
hell im almost 28 and i kind of want to join the military to get away from this faggotree
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>>62689351
There just a slightly different type of religious nut in a region full of them.
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>>62692372
10/10 analysis, would ask again about world politics.

typical muselmann.
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>>62685166
>who the next james bond should be
>zip it
>wheter or not it's spelled jiff or gif
>shuut uuup

What? Why can't men have opinion over this? And gif being pronounced "jiff" is a fact, the guy who invented that has confirmed this. And what the fuck was with the other stuff that had absolutely nothing to do with men or women?
I know this is supposed to be comedy, but comedy needs context or at least needs to be consistent to make any sense.
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>>62685166
I usually avoid these threads but goddamn this is some next level cringe. What happened to the Steven who used to eat cat food, sing friday and make fun of Bush when he invited him to dinner?
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>>62686444
>duluth model
>tender years doctrine
>FBI definition of rape
>selective service
>male genital mutilation
>"caused by other men"
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>>62688082

What if its a classist conspiracy by the monetary elite to continually subject the masses by making them hate each other. Isn
t it weird how now its all about race and gender and not institutional wealth?
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political career
RUINED
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I don't really understand what this is supposed to be about. "Mansplaining"?
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