>Jedi KNIGHTS look ridiculously badass in armour
>Have them wear lame monk robes all the time
Bravo, Lucas
>>62680518
>Is able to tap into the energy of the universe that binds together literally everything
>Uses it to jump higher and push stuff
Uncle Owen was secretly a Jedi
>>62680518
You are so correct.
How many little kids have day dreamt about storm troopers with light sabers? Probably all of them.
>>62680719
Uncle Owen, I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids
Can I go to tashi station
I got a lay away on ma power converter
But now you're treating
me like a scruffy nerf herder
>>62680659
Right, and I suppose mind tricking women to have sex with a pathetic NEET piece of shit like you is a better use of the force?
Dumb frogposter
>let's make jedi knights superhero actions stars instead of just wise monks
>>62680836
Luke
Use the force and run
Run to Degobah
Run to Degobah
>>62680875
Nice memes and projections, m8.
>>62680782
Used to draw those in 4th grade. Put boba fett hemlets on a lot of dudes with predator dreds too
>>62680912
Thanks famanon
>rare_pepe.png
>>62680885
monk never comes up. Obi-wan is a wizard, and Vader is a sorcerer. And they fight like samurai.
>>62680885
>jedi KNIGHTS
>monks
>>62680518
Best Obi Wan coming through
>>62681193
>>62681092
I thought the EU established that Jedi were mostly monastic and not involved in politics or war until later in the Republic?
>>62680885
They should have been in between, just like how European Knights and Monks were both christian professions. One is a scholar and the other a warrior.
Thats how it should have been. They should have even ditched the whole dark side light side dichotomy. Its just different people with different skills using the force for different reasons. Yoda and Sidious are monk like wizards who are on a spiritual journey like buddhist monks, and Luke and Vader are more like holy warriors.
The prequels could have been dope as fuck. The Jedi didnt have to be some institution of sand people cosplayers. We could have had like, Mace Windu being the captain of some tiny dojo that practices the force through physical discipline like some kind of Shaolin monk. We could have seen more diversity and difference of opinion among the Jedi, who were more like competing professionals than members of a guild.
>>62681239
>EU
lol
>>62681299
>lol
lol
>>62681239
That's what they ideally aspire to, but since it's 'Star WARS' they usually end up being soldiers one way or another. I mean 'claims of 'self-defence' and 'peacekeeping' only go so far when you literally train children for combat from an early age.
>>62681318
>>lol
>lol
lol
>>62680659
Who is this guy? He knows literally nothing of the Jedi.
>>62680518
>can ward off every retardedly slow moving laser that zips at them with their laser swords
>armor
For what purpose?
>>62680518
>obi wan wore robes because he lived in the desert and was a vagabond
>now ALL jedi must wear robes for no fucking reason
>>62680518
Armor for what? Armor isn't going to stop a blaster or a lightsaber.
Useless trash.
>>62681434
>Armor isn't going to stop a blaster
then why arent the stormtroopers naked. must be expensive making all those useless armor sets
>>62681398
>Protects against explosions and shrapnel
>Shields from harsh weather conditions
>Can allow limited time to survive the vacuum of space, which is handy in this universe.
>HUD display/comm links in helmets to allow better combat awareness and communication.
But the most important reason
>looks dope as fuck
Something tells me a universe where people wield swords that would kill them if they made a slight mistake aren't worried about practicality.
>>62681505
>Protects against explosions and shrapnel
Doesn't their magic already do that for them?
>Shields from harsh weather conditions
>implying a thin plastic plate has more insulation than voluminous layers of linen, cotton, and wool
>survive in the vacuum of space
Jedis could probably meditate longer than whatever air supply limit those form fitting suits offer or could probably magic/slice his ass into the nearest air lock
>better combat awareness and communication
>literally swathe through multiple squads worth of oppositional forces with ease
>needing more awareness
>needing to communicate with other imbalanced space monks
So absolutely nothing.
>>62681434
>Armor isn't going to stop a blaster or a lightsaber.
or even a pointy stick or a thrown rock, as we learned in ROTJ
>>62681974
>Doesn't their magic already do that for them?
No.
>Jedis could probably meditate longer than whatever air supply limit those form fitting suits offer or could probably magic/slice his ass into the nearest air lock
Incorrect.
Jedis aren't Saiyans or Kryptonians. They still need protection.
>>62680719
Uncle Owen looks like a big guy here
>>62682093
>incorrect
A real good freediver can hold his breath for 20 minutes.
You're telling me a Jedi can't do at least the same or even more so while manually unconscious? Assuming they meditate.
>>62682159
Big guy?
>>62682264
>Implying lack of oxygen is the only thing that will kill you in the vacuum of space.
>>62682264
>A real good freediver can hold his breath for 20 minutes.
this is b8
>>62680890
I'm Yoda
I'm a soldiah
>>62682269
How can one universe sustain so many big guys?
>>62682335
Technically the world record freediver held his breath for 22 minutes.
>>62682331
If he's getting roasted by gamma rays from a nearby star, a suit isn't going to do much for him either.
>>62682370
dying and being resuscitated doesn't count as holding your breath
>>62682394
We don't know the protective capabilities of armour in this universe. For all we know it's probably better than dedicated astronaut suits at protecting people in space since we've seen clones wearing it fight outside ships after being given breathing equipment.
>>62681492
I like to think the armor actually does do a good job of deflecting the lasers, but it acts in the same way a bulletproof vest would: You still get knocked back on your ass without wind.
>>62682458
There's not really a lot you need to protect yourself from in space outside of not being able to breath and an extremely fatal tan if something massive isn't floating between you and a star.
If a footsoldier's armor can block out gamma rays, they'd have absolutely no need for ships beyond transports unless they really needed multiple hours of maneuvering or something refueling and airing the soldiers they'd be torpedoing at shit.
lol
lol
kinda looks like a tie fighter
lol lol lol
lol
>>62682762
>refueling and airing the soldiers they'd be torpedoing at shit.
>We're going to launch you out of a tube in the general direction of the battle. Don't worry, we're pretty good at this these days.
How on earth do you recruit for that? Or do you just not mention it until they go to jump in their somewhat claustrophobic "bunks".
>>62682982
>getting immerse yourself in the ocean of stars with only a suit, with an unthinkably high resistance to radiation, separating you
>getting the chance to zip around many hundreds of miles per hour in a void
>getting to shoot things with a laser gun that are most likely passing through your field of vision within two seconds less you run the risk of being a sitting duck in space
It would sell itself, truest form of l'appel du vide.
