http://newhive.com/allmymovies
Last movie screening right now.
Hipsters pls go
guys im the guy with the red beanie hi
>>62680435
Theres 2. Also wearing a hat indoors? Fucking kill yourself hipster.
>>62680435
kill yourself
The absolute state of New York. The fuck happened.
>>62680465
Another reason to never live in NY
>>62680465
Hipsters happened.
Tumblr reported in to say hi to every art-lover bringing us progressiveness.
>>62680435
why did you leave
>>62680489
wew
>>62680489
She's an artist too.
>tfw essay due tomorrow but want to watch movies with shia
>>62680435
why did you put your backpack on the seat nobody is taking your place man..
>>62680489
I bet it smells like rotten fish and fat acceptance.
>>62680489
Holy fucking shit, how fucking obnoxious can you be?
>>62680532
with ya there buddy
mine is due in six hours and cant stop watching this
>>62680489
>I'm just gonna lean forward into focus and act like its natural
>>62680528
I want her to live a genuinely unhappy and unfulfilled life. Seeing that made me so fucking angry
>>62680551
She has her fetishes, you bigot, let her be.
>>62680489
Is it it just me or does she look a little like she is balding? Also genuinely surprised they didn't kiss for the camera.
Damn there are some bitter losers ITT ayy lmao
>>62680528
My jimmys have been rustled
>>62680489
DYKE YORK
Do you get to hang out with Shia between movies?
>>62680551
>>62680566
>>62680570
>>62680584
I'm the owner of 4chan, I want this thread to be max comfy! So get lost crybabbies and enjoy the show one last time!
If u are the guy in beanie you should hold 4 fingers up.
i want to be that piece of popcorn stuck in his beard
>>62680489
>learning forward in a theater ever
fuck her
>>62680465
Can take someone take me in? I really fucking hate it here
>>62680580
Is this you? >>62680528
>>62680528
>>62680528
[bleeds internally]
>>62680559
What's yours on? Mine is on the European rivalries and conflicts that led to the outbreak of WW1
>>62680489
>>62680528
>>62680566
This is a virgin tumblette. I would bang this. It's kind of cute in a damaged fledgling sort of way.
i'll be there in 10 minutes
this is me
>>62680613
one for each chan
>>62680566
Jesus, I didn't see her but I remember some Anon talking about her earlier, I didn't think he was serious
>>62680640
thank you, sonder
god speed
>>62680640
Reported
I was gone for a while so this probably already got posted but Ren was happy about him watching Even Stevens too
https://instagram.com/p/9_zRa9o_up/
>>62680532
mine is due tomorrow at midnight friend and all i've managed to do is open the text file. So much for starting early kek.
>>62680489
you just know she's got some cute feet
>>62680635
I got to do the major economic and political problems that led to the rise leftist and rights dictatorships in Cuba Brazil Argentina and Chile since 1900
>>62680489
>these people vote every year
wew lads perfect example of why i'm conservative
can't be having my tax dollars go towards this things medical bills, welfare gibsmedats, food stamps, autism monthly allowance from daddygov
Any stream with the movie in real time?
What's the last film playing?
This whole thing will probably be uploaded to the Vimeo channel like everything else. Wonder what's next.
>>62680528
>daddy doesn't know about the gymbag i keep hidden in the forest with my Daria outfit, neon green wig and pack of camel filterless :^)
>>62680665
She got some big fake ones
>>62680566
if this isn't a red flag for serial muderer i don't know what is
surely this should be a jailable offense
>>62680750
what was the joke?
>>62680750
what happened here
>>62680465
Starbucks everywhere.
>>62680718
truly an experience for Shia. Beautiful.
>>62680776
>>62680777
ching chong jokes in Dumb And Dumberer
>>62680680
.
>>62680566
She's going to masturbate furiously when she gets out of the theater with those hands on washed, I fucking know it.
>>62680718
>>62680789
we're watching him grow older and he's watching himself regress into adolescence
>>62680789
must be intense
THESE PEOPLE AREN'T RESPECTING PERFORMANCE ART DAMN IT!
>>62680823
and the only way for this to truly end as a masterpiece will be for him to undo his own birth. That's the only way for this performance to have perfect symmetry
>>62680736
she's a great actress
>>62680862
>>62680465
This is not what represents NYC, just the rich hipster crowd that every New Yorker hates
>>62680755
that is the future we deserve
>>62680868
Oh my...
>>62680570
it's just her roots growing out, the contrast with the green makes her natural hair seem even lighter, making it blend with her skin.
Is this the suicide prediction thread?
>>62680868
you think her and shia fucked and continued to act like brother and sister?
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEMQ0zbJQCg
he's just falling asleep...
>>62680915
its not gonna happen
Is Shia allowed to leave his seat to take a piss or just simply ignore Indiana Jones?
What movie is he on now? Do TV movies count?
>>62680883
yeah... but it's so severe, the concentration of affluent white people in new york city produces so much smug, it casts a cloud of smug over the entire tri-state area and upstate.
>>62680915
cyanide, its stashed in his jacket
>>62680915
prediction? it's confirmed senpai.
>>62680949
there was an intermission after every 4-5 movies
>>62680934
>>62680665
YOU JUST KNOW
>>62680962
Suicide at the end would be too obvious for "art"
>>62680934
>>62680972
A R T
R
T
is this the last movie?
>>62681000
The movie marathon is "his life flashing in front of his eyes before death". Expect massacre and death soon. I'm telling you. He hides guns in his jacket.
What if he kills himself at the end of this movie?
>>62681000
because Shia's style is totally "sublte" amirite?
also nice 0 trips
SHIA LOOKED AT ME
>ywn be a millionaire actor that went crazy after an acid trip and decided do to literally whatever and reinvent yourself as someone completely different
shia seems like he might be a cool guy
>>62681039
YFW HE JUST GETS UP AND WALKS AWAY
ANTICLIMAXA R T
>>62681036
Will he only be shooting himself or will others go down with him?
if only if i knew as a kid, watching holes and even stevens, that that little jew would grow up to be the biggest meme actor of all time.
He's jewish so they could set the whole place on fire for history art.
>>62680691
>because of upper-middle class white womyn i refuse to help the poor, starving, homeless men
this is pretty much the consensus everywhere. tumblr is vile but so is your failure to realize that a homeless guy has nothing to do with twitter sjw's.
if/when he doesn't kill himself I'm gonna be pissed.
>>62681047
subtle and obvious are not the same thing
>>62681074
>suicide
>mass murder
>walk away
Or the most disappointing of all, takes pictures with everyone around him then says good night.
>>62681000
Shia won't commit suicide or anything like that, he will simply slip away and it will be beautiful.
this is supposed to have no sound, right? How am I supposed to know what he's watching?
what time does it end boys?
>>62681134
>>62681127
don't forget all theclapping
>>62680691
How do you know what political ideology they identify with without even talking to them?
GIVE THE FEMINISTS SAFE SPACE SHIA. STAY AWAY.
>>62681138
what?? why would you even watch this without sound?
>>62681141
in like 45min
how long till the end?
>>62681127
>Or the most disappointing of all, takes pictures with everyone around him then says good night.
Don't even talk like that, you vile, abhorrent bastard.
>>62681111
>i refuse to help the poor, starving, homeless men
wht
>womyn
oh nevermind you're mentally ill
>still no webm of the Big Guy Sign
>>62681138
by not being a faggot
>>62681141
45 bings
At the end he then watches all the movies again but in order.
>>62681184
I like the thought of this happening
can't wait to watch the vod and watch every movie with him
this is supposed to have no sound right? How am I supposed to know what he's watching?
I assume everyone's seen this already right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2FMSnl8qOY
how are you guys watching the movie at the same time?
>>62681237
his masterpiece
>>62681234
you just KNOW
This is the site where everything he has done officially goes.
https://vimeo.com/ronkkoturner
>>62681170
>the reason you are a conservative is an upper-middle class white womyn who can afford her medical bills
therefore
>you make sure you vote against things that support poor men who can't afford their medical bills
you're a retard
>>62681237
mad man
Adam Sandler should be forced to do this.
>>62681237
After he passed through that edgy phase and after that "fight" with Tom Hardy he's become one of my favourite actors. His ironic "art" stunts have been pretty entertaining and he seems chill.
>>62681313
upvoted
whAT MOVIE IS IT
>>62681313
he would kill himself after 30 minutes.
Anything interesting happen with Shia today?
>>62681356
we are watching the last hour of his life
how long until the end? I just wanna see him bow out and/or cry.
Chewing his own face off just now.
How much coke has he taken?
>>62680391
Why the fuck am I watching this?
>>62681374
or the first
When does it end?
>>62681266
appreciate it anon thanks
>>62681379
hes nervous about the suicide
>>62681383
>>62681378
30 bings
>>62681382
Do you have tourettes Paulie?
GUY IN BACK IS ON HIS PHONE. SOMEONE THROW HIS FAKE ASS OUT.
fucking hipsters man...
If you had 10 seconds to say something to shia before the next movie started what would you say?
Good to see Shia is getting his last meal in
>>62681444
"I hope you find what you're looking for."
>>62681444
your art is solid man.. yo can i suck your dick after dis man?
>>62681444
Nice trips
>>62681379
i don't usually consume my weight in popcorn while spun off coke friend.
I see the same nervousness on his face as the movie's end is getting nearer... He's really going to do it, guys, holy shit. Prepare!
>>62681444
That there is no next movie, his time has come to an end
>>62681444
>"hey man, n-nice trips ... huh? hehe nothing just a joke with my f-friends."
>>62681455
its nice to know that his main last source of enjoyment came from the even Stevens movie
He has 2 movies coming out then he can't!
>>62681321
what fight with Tom Hardy?
>>62681444
>did u fuck that chick from the Sia video?
>what happened to your rat tail?
>Why are hollywood jews so shit?
>Is being the mememaster more rewarding than acting?
>>62681444
DO IT
Eating nothing but popcorn and candy for three days isnt good for you Shia
imagine if he actually does it
>>62681512
but I do this during festivals all the time. I usually get in a disgusting burger or two at 1am though.
why does everyone think he's killing himself?
>>62681528
You just KNOW.
GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF YOUR MOUTH
>>62681512
He ate pizza as well
>>62681527
Whats the shit afterwards like?
>>62681545
wishful thinking
Lomp Bizkot in back.
how long left
>>62681576
However many minutes are left in this shitty Einstein movie
>>62681528
Because /tv/ is filled with unfulfilled cynical manchildren who can't see anything positive.
Shia is re-evaluating his life. He's letting people into his world, he wants to know where he stands, internally and externally. He's either going to pull a rick moranis or get back into acting and do it right this time.
It's a religious experience for him.
PLACE YOUR END OF MOVIE BETS
>Does nothing and leaves
>Some kind of acknowledgement to the crowd then leaves
>Gets emotional and leaves
>Stays until everybody else leaves
>Suicide
Other options welcome
>>62681600
Mix of 2 and 3.
>>62681600
He guns down everyone in the theatre.
>>62681600
steps outside into the cold new york night a changed man. His future undecided, but contently so. Fade to white
>>62681600
10 bucks on does nothing and leaves
>>62681600
>Stays until everybody else leaves
>looks at camera and says "See you, space cowboy"
>Suicide
>>62680391
Am I the only one who wishes it would never end and finds it strangely comforting?
whats the vlv/mpc link again?
>>62681559
surprisingly healthy since popcorn is mostly dry fiber, which absorbs most of your body's waste. 10/10 would recommend.
>>62681600
he gets off his chair and faces everyone and looks them in the eye for 5 seconds and pulls a gun out and shoots himself in the head
>>62681600
>>Some kind of acknowledgement to the crowd then leaves
>>Stays until everybody else leaves
One of these. I don't think he'd do nothing after inviting everyone in.
>>62681600
he'll start them again in reverse order
>>62681635
I hope Shia lives to enjoy it
>>62681600
He stares at the camera and just switches it off.
>>62681600
>>62681630
problem is hipster faggot is never going to leave
>>62681659
cheeky
>>62681632
only because Shia has a surprisingly empathetic face.
>>62681641
And an anon said they'd been planning this for a year. Something has to happen.
>>62681600
Stays around signing autographs, taking pictures and talking to fans opening up. He then thanks everyone for coming and enjoying the movies he was lucky enough to be in before saying good night.
He then goes homes and OD's.
Anybody think he will give some kind of speech once the movie ends?
>>62681444
check em
>>62681600
He's a memelord, so he will meme up the end, too. Like, staring long into the camera, or holding up a mirror...
I'm still hoping for massacre and suicide.
This has been oddly fascinating like the Truman show where you cheer him on at the end
>>62681049
he was scanning the horizon
>>62681671
I can't imagine helping someone plan a suicide for a year
He looks really happy during this film. What is it, Breakfast with Einstein (1998)?
Probably thinking about a time when his life was simpler as a kid. No tabloids posting shit. No Carey Mulligan keking him with Marcus Mumford.
does anybody know how I can record the stream?
I just want the ending
he wont do it
looks stressed
>>62681695
>accuses someone of being a memelord
>hopes for mass murder-suicide
hue
>>62681704
I didn't say that. Im just saying something, anything has to happen.
It ends with him holding up a sign saying #blacklivesmatter :D
i hope he streams himself watching this stream
IS HE DEAD YET?
>>62681600
That is all my movies, they are done, I am not famous anymore.
Walks out into the night.
>>62681714
shia got keked?
anybody got the play list?
how long till sodoku?
How much more is left in this fucking Einstein movie
>>62681734
ends with him holding up a sign saying dan the rough rider schnieder lead him to insanity.
I wonder how he is feeling as it comes to a close.
Soon he'll have to go back to reality.
>>62681755
Yep, but he also keked Megan Fox's husband so what goes around...
so what song are you going to put on when he finally does it?
>>62681773
if its too painful he can make it stop
He actually posted all his first lines from his movies on his twitter.
I am legit going to miss this after two days watching this.
how did he get so sleepy so fast
>movie ends
>shia holds his phone up to the camera showing that he has been browsing these threads during the 5 min breaks
>>62681801
>not listening to Truman Sleeps on repeat
pleb
ATTENTION WHORE SITTING IN THE AISLE
>>62681773
are you talking about yourself?
>>62681600
he goes to the cinema sauna to cool off
someone is sitting on the ground
>>62681819
#shiaslifematters
>tfw it will be over soon
HOW LONG TILL HE KILLS HIMSELF?
What did he do during the Even Stevens movie?
>>62681833
u mean the AYYYYSLE
Play the Truman Show song at the end!.
Around 15 minutes!!!.
>>62681836
Not really, I haven't been watching very religiously. I'm sure everyone knows the feeling though.
>>62681858
watched it
>>62681858
Had the time of his life, so much laughter and smiles. I loved it
>>62681867
>HE HASNT BEEN DOING THIS FOR 2 DAYS
There's literally nothing else to do after this finishes ;_;
I will miss Cobain and Pirate Hipster.
>>62681885
Real funny. How about I just knock you flat on you're ass you troll, that sound any better to you? Just name the time and the place and I'll be there.
>>62681600
>the room gets filled with sarin or anthrax at the end
>dude art lmao
>>62680708
Einstein or something
its down
its down
its down
its down
He is fidgeting a whoooole fuck of a lot the last few minutes. This dude is antsy which is impressive for how tired he should be.
>>62681929
Go back to Twitch you spaz
>>62681892
>not white rabbit
completely missed the whole thing. so how does the audience work. get that you wait in line etc but are you only allowed a seat for a certain amount of time?
also is this in LA or NY?
also if someone reading this is in the theatre tell shia he's classic like PD
>>62681833
DESIGNATED
It should end like the Sopranos.
Is there a ghost sittting in the aisle
>>62681950
I think you can stay there as long as you want but if you lose your seat to someone your time is done. Its in NYC
How long until it ends, lads?
>>62681950
NY
it's free but I'm not sure how long you're allowed to stay in the theater once you're in. I think as long as you want perhaps but I'm not positive
the line went around the block and people who got in had waited hours
i aint even mad the attention whore is sitting in the aisle, it'll be all over soon.. im sad guys ;_;
>>62681800
wowow, i'm in love, senpai
>>62681971
Shia pulls out gun.
Looks into camera
Starts screaming
Screen cuts to black
>>62681983
>>62681987
ah ok .did anyone from /tv/ get in?
he should do a Jodorowsky.
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