Warner Brothers hits you up and wants you to direct a movie about 4chan.
>Who do you cast as Moot?
>Who do you cast as Snacks?
>Which memes are the most heavily featured?
>Which boards are the most heavily featured?
>What is the climax of the movie?
>>62680102
It would need Christian Bale just periodically popping up and getting dubs
Jake Lloyd as Moot
Bam Margera as Snacks
>>62680102
Eisenberg really would be perfect for Moot.
>>62680149
Porn parody by /hc/ and /gif/
I'd cast everybody as themselves.
The meme formation and mainstreamation are the climax of the movie and the main drama revolves around the drop in quality of site posting during Trollface days, or whenever he got called to court or whatever.
The two boards that matter are /a/ and /b/. The film characterizes moot as a trouble-less kid who just wants to jerk off and talk about garbage but the off-topic board keeps causing him problems.
It has one of those The Graduate endings with moot feeling hollow as his only addition to human history is a breeding ground for widespread retardation. But he gets to fuck lots of hot bitches anyways cuz he's rich as fuck regardless and internet groupies jump on him any chance they can, with lots of unsimulated full penetration. Though, you'd have to spice up the dialogue somehow because moot is pretty boring as fuck to hear speak
Danny Devito executive produces
I'd order a massive budget from the movie executives, spend it all ordering strange porn spinoffs and spamming this site with them, then send the studio a homemade movie of a fat, hairy white guy fucking his dog. OST is autotuned Hitler speeches.
I don't know a better way to really capture the energy of this place.
>>62680149
Boycotted by /pol/
>>62680102
Nobody because they're both faggots and they're long gone from this place.
Good riddance.
>>62680102
I'd cast moot as moot, he could probably use the shekels to feed his hotpocket addiction.
>>62680503
im fucking dying
>>62680102
Who will play 4chan's personal cück the Inspector Redwood?
>>62680149
Meme references by /s4s/ and /trash/
Snacks can be written out. Nobody cares about Snacks anymore.
>>62680102
>Who do you cast as Moot?
Probably John Boyega or Idris Elba
Tyler James Williams
Jaden Smith
Anonymous doesn't forgive
/b/
FBI raiding 4chan headquarters in NYC start up space. They get turned into the FBI by investigators hired by Scientology.
>>62680503
Trank pls
>>62680102
who the fuck is snacks
>>62680967
he was the guy who punched jeff
>>62681050
>Jeff
Literally who?
>>62680799
underrated post
who do you cast as chris chan?
>>62681290
le stephen hawking tranny oscar b8 man
>>62681215
Tim's brother.
>>62680967
In about couple years people will be saying the same about moot. ;__; Why can't faggots just lurk moar?
>>62680517
Made me giggle
I wish there would be a movie about Moot and 4chan in the vein of The Social Network.
JUST MAKE IT ALREADY FAGGOTS. I WANNA WATCH MOOT'S DRAMA THAT'S EXAGGERATED BUT SOPHISTICATED SO IT DOESN'T REALLY FEEL EXAGGERATED BUT REALISTIC AND KINDA BLEAK WHEN YOU WATCH IT. DO IT.
>Snacks
literally who?
>>62680102
Honestly I can only see Eisenberg play moot.
>>62684944
>not casting Sigourney Weaver
>>62680102
>>Who do you cast as Moot?
Jesse Eisenberg
>>Who do you cast as Snacks?
Andrew Garfield
>>Which memes are the most heavily featured?
It will co-star Tom Hardy and Christian Bale.
>>Which boards are the most heavily featured?
/b/, /v/, /pol/
>>What is the climax of the movie?
Gamergate
/pol/ should obviously be the villain in the movie. So how does it finally get vanquished in the end? Reddit and 4chan finally bury the hatchet and join forces to take it down?
I have no idea how to direct.
I'm like George Lucas, I don't know what the fuck I'm actually doing.
>>62685491
the dramatic conclusion
The final twist ending would be moot posting a trap thread.
>>62680102
>Who do you cast as Moot?
RJ Mitte
Crispin Glover as Snacks
both are weird guys
Moot will be played by some Jewy actor and spends most of the film in the closet jerking off /reading the little prince while his girl gets pounded.
At the end JAPAN saves 4chins and brings Playstations.
>>62685491
Actually, the twist is that /pol/ was the good guy all along.
>>62680149
Marketing by /b/????
What the hell are you thinking???
Tom Hardy as kimmo alm
>dark comedy
>main character is a notorious C. U. C. K
>ends on a serious note when /pol/ smokers decide it is time for their beta uprising and assault a slut walk or some shit
Now that I think about it, I don't know if I'd watch a movie with people obsessing over interracial sex and all that shit.
Moot plays Elliot in that movie, but taking off the edge and adding memes, anime and traps
>>62686748
Do you know how many times /b/ has been in the news, fucktard?
They know their shit
>>62680647
Jaleel White
>Anton Yelchin
>Lucas Grabeel
>none of them
>the very first ones, but not a lot of them
>Moot and Snacks have a falling out
>>62685491
>Reddit and 4chan finally bury the hatchet and join forces to take it down?
reddit the post.
>>62680149
>Written by the two worst boards on the site
>Trusting r9k with anything
>/sp/ producing and not stunts with /out/
Dropped
Jason Statham as moot.
Seth Rogan and James Franco.
Jesse Eisenberg as moot
DJ Qualls as W.T. Snacks
Dane Dehaan as Shii
Who should play Mallory, moot's unrequited object of affection who brutally kekolded him?
>>62680102
Who will play an hiro?
>>62686699
>>62688724
/lit/ is shit but /pol/ is one of the best boards you faggot ledditor
>>62685491
If anything, Reddit is the faggy, comic side character who makes bland jokes and screws around.
>>62680102
Jesse Eisenberg as Moot
Jesse Eisenberg as Snacks
An awkward weaboo (Moot) becomes increasingly unhinged after a charismatic and confident Snacks takes a job at his workplace and seduces the loli (cracky chan) he desires.
>>62685491
>wheels isn't the villain
>no evil little midget in a wheelchair with his jewish henchman/diaperman
>>62680102
Moot doesn't get cast. Snacks doesn't get cast. It's a film all about the userbase from the perspective of law enforcement.
>bailey jay
>>62689752
It could all be filmed in the back of an fbi van
>>62688959
Andy Looney
>>62690120
I rike
>>62680102
Why is he so perfect bros?
>>62680149
That would be a decent show killed by bad execution no one would care about.
>>62690203
>is perfect
>was perfect
>>62688415
Marketing is not about making it to the news, it's about not being shown as utter shit when you do.
>>62680149
pro wrestler henchman by /asp/
>>62688959
Ken Jeong
>>62690324
we was kings gaijian
>>62685414
who would play zoe quinn when she did those hot ass my dick is diamond pics
>>62680149
>letting a newer board have any part in a 4chan movie
Found the child. It should be written by /lit/, based on a story by /co/. Directed by /tv/ starring /fit/ and /fa/. Marketing by /b/ (would say old /r9k/ but time travel is impossible and you work with what you have) with /a/ in charge of errything.
It would be basically a ripoff of The Social Network, with moot leaving at the end due to seeing his creation deviate too much from its weaboo origins.
The sequel would be just /pol/ to slam the point home.
>>62690689
> /a/ in charge
So it's spent 8 years in production and was cancelled.
