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Who's your favourite Star Wars character?

Mine is Tajis Durmin

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tajis_Durmin
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/URoRRuR'R'R
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/RR'uruurrr

Those crazy lads

They were good friends
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tenn_Graneet

>n the Death Star's control room, master chief gunnery officer Tenn Graneet prepared to fire the Death Star's superlaser. With the Death Star primed to fire, he hesitated, feeling the guilt of the destruction of Alderaan. He called to standby as the others in the control room urged him to shoot.[11]
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>>62673533
>URoRRuR'R'R

Pretty sure that's the noise Sheev made in webm related.
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Sheev "Sidious" Palpatine
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Luke "George Lucas" Skywalker
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>>62673435
mine is Willrow Hood
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Willrow_Hood
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I always liked the elusive Darth Harvon
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>>62675209
That's not canon!
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Is Luke Skywalker the greatest mass murderer of the galaxy?
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BOBA FETT DUDE LMAO
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pol_Treidum
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>>62675398

I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

-luke skywalker
on being a sociopath
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> Boss is a 7 foot tall asthmatic cyborg
> Who has a laser sword that can cut through anything
> And can crush peoples' throats with his mind
> Motti knows all this because these Jedi people were running around blowing up droid armies single handed when he was young
> Makes fun of the guy's religion to his face

For the record: If you did this in real life, where you're at a meeting and your boss says "We're hitting our sales targets" and you say "EARNIN' MORE SHEKELS, MR. GOLDSTEIN? I BET YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING JEW." the least that would happen is you'd get fired. If your boss had a laser sword and sounded like James Earl Jones, he'd probably stab you, too.

Look at this smarmy fuck.
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>>62675209
He was based! Best character in Sith Codex
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>>62676098
balls of steel
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>>62675633
>Treidum was constantly paranoid of Rebel spies infiltrating the Death Star.

POL WAS RIGHT AGAIN
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Reminder that Luke killed over a million people with no remorse
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imagine being an extra on Star Wars and one day finding out your character that had 10 seconds of screen time has en entire wiki page dedicated to you
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>>62676098
Being the emperor's nephew has its advantages.
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>>62676655
And now thanks to prequels and Clone wars cartoon we know that those soldiers were good people
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>>62676098
>"EARNIN' MORE SHEKELS, MR. GOLDSTEIN? I BET YOU LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING JEW."

I realize I'm replying to copypasta but this isn't accurate at all. Motti gave a very specific and accurate statement about the limitations of the Force. Even though he knew it could be used for parlor tricks like choking somebody, it, as he said, did not give Darth Vader the clairvoyance to find the stolen data on the death star or the rebel's secret base. He was doubting the practical applicability of The Force for military intelligence and government decision making purposes, not the ability to kill somebody less effectively than a blaster
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>>62675750
>quoting Family Guy
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Tenel Ka, my original waifu
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>>62676655
>Passengers

What!?
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Is wookieepedia the most autistic wiki on the internet?
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>>62676837
>Luke crashed the Death Star with no survivors
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>>62676692
I'd milk that shit so hard. I'd go to every sci-fi comic book convention begging for money
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Mine is Aayla Secura. I would like to see a stand alone movie based on her adventures before the clone wars with 2 nude scenes.
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>>62676807
>"Dangerous to your starfleet, Commander, not to this battle station!"
His battle station got BTFO by a farmer piloting an X-wing for the first time ever.
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>>62676963
Using the very ancient religion he was mocking as well
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>>62676655
>167,216 pilots

Should've launched more than eight TIE fighters
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>>62677005
>Haha! What you gonna do, bitch? Fire a proton torpedo down the thermal exhaust port? OH SH-
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>>62676963
>>62677005
He was correct in saying that it wasn't helping them with military intelligence, though. Ultimately he was wrong for doubting the power of the force, but he had a very good reason for thinking the way he did.
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>>62673435

I think HK-47 is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills meatbags and he doesnt afraid of anything.
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>>62677069
You're trying too hard. Motti was a smug shit.
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>>62677124
HAAH
WAAW
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>>62677124
It's like deviantart version of c3-po
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>>62676098

You know someone deserves respect when he's called Conan Antonio
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>>62677052

I never understood this either, even more so when they where struggling to shoot them down with the turrets
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>>62676925
You could juice an orange on those ear nob things
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>>62676692
>>62676098
>George Lucas, in a May 1, 2007 appearance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, gave Motti's full name as "Conan Antonio Motti".
This is now canon.
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>>62677330

BASED name.

I love it.

Mr Conan Antonio

Pimp Conan Antonio

Master Chief Petty Officer Conan Antonio

Lord Conan Antonio of Motti
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>>62676816
That was from the movie, you mongoloid
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>>62677425
spinoff when?
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>>62673435
This guy, no competition

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Qu_Rahn
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>>62677529
Iam glad that EU got rekt
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>>62675122
that was clearly some sort of archaic lettuce spinner
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>>62675122

>Hood dumped the entire core, rather than risk it falling into the wrong hands
>was able to save the Alliance's interests.
>Hood remained on Cloud City throughout the Imperial occupation, suffering imprisonment and torture but revealing nothing.


Why do StarWars nerds insist on making every background person important? It is an entire galaxy of people. Everyone that is ever on screen is a major player?

>>After the Rebels' victory, Hood decided to take it easy.
topkek
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>>62676837
Yeah like can it even fly? I thought it just chills (people thought it was a moon)
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>>62679652
Do people who like Star Wars even watch the movie? It moved to shoot Alderaan and it moved to destroy the rebel base. There are shots of it literally moving
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>>62679925
I figured that was just how it orbited?
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>>62676098

> what is story
> what is character exposition

The movie isnt about Admiral Motti, so we are tracking his life, and the audience doesnt care to think about it, so it doesnt matter outside of what it shows about Darth Vader.
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>>62679652

> It doesnt move
> Its stuck in one spot, and can only destroy the planet its orbiting

Bravo Nolan
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>>62676655
to be fair, it was either the death star or yavin iv and possibly millions of other planets

sometimes you have to make sacrifices in war. it's like hiroshima and nagasaki.
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>>62673435
my favorite character is sheev "the senate" palpatine
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The most based Jedi in all of canon.
>cared about every single one of the troopers under his command
>discovered Asohka
>sweet robot face
>treated everyone like an equal
>the only way to kill his ass was to shoot him down
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>>62680522
Fuck, forgot image
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>not one mentions vader
hipsters
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Qui Gon Jin. Such a shame they killed off the two of he best prequel characters in one movie
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>>62673743
>Sheev confirmed Tusken Raider.
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>>62677330
Lucas named Obi-Wan's home planet "Stewjon" because someone asked him during a Jon Stewart interview
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>>62677330
>>62681847

And yet people think he was being serious when he suggested Darth Icky as the Sith name for some character from some shitty video game
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fun fact: at least half of wookipedia is written by george lucas.
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>>62679419
>Why do StarWars nerds insist on making every background person important? It is an entire galaxy of people. Everyone that is ever on screen is a major player?

it starts with an 'a' and ends with 'utism'
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>>62675122
I hope you bought his figure anon.
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>>62681953

Absolutism? Only a Sith deals in that!
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>>62681991

God I love that. An action figure of an overweight man with a 5 gallon bucket.
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>>62675122
is that space KFC?
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>>62682037
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Why didn't they just shoot it?
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>>62682262
meh, he'd have to get out of his chair
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>>62682002
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>>62673435
>ctrl + f
>No Pruneface

you are all plebs
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I like Sheev
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>>62679652
The first death star could fly through space. It targeted Alderaan and then went on its way to Yavin IV. The second wan was in stationary orbit around the Endor moon.
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>>62679979
That makes it a bit useless, doesn't it?

>"As luck would have it, we have built this space station right in orbit of the planet the hated rebel forces have founded their main base of operations."

Also, what about Alderaan?
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>>62673435
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Dooku, because he hates Dumbocracy
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>>62673435
Luuke Skywalker

I wonder if they'll ever make a movie where he has to fight Luuuke Skywalker
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Did you know Leia was actually impersonating someone? I always thought she just made up some identity. It turns out she took the place of a bounty hunter already known to the Hutts.
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Mines Quing ki lo fin
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>>62682689
I always assumed that she made up the identity AND made a name for herself before showing up in Jabba's palace. Now, that may be a bit naive, but she instantly earned my respect when she did that.
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>>62682689
Nigga thats a breen from star track
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>>62682689
not enough cosplay of leia in this outfit
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Why do Redditors get so upset over the EU fleshing out so many characters?
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>>62682223
>>62681991
>HE IS BLACK, THAT MEANS WE BETTER GIVE HIS ACTION FIGURE A GUN, EVEN THOUGH HE DIDNT HAVE ONE IN THE MOVIE
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>>62682689
not only that but his entire thing just happens to be pulling out thermal detonators in the middle of conversations.
not only that but his entire race consists of bounty hunters and mercenaries.

They took something she did in her disguise and made it a thing that the guy actually did.
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>>62682633
>Dooku and Grevious were cool as shit in the Clone wars cartoon

>mfw episode 2 and 3
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>>62673731

When JJ Abrams killed off the EU, it was like a million melodramatic shit-tier fanfic stories cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced...
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>>62682689
SotE is canon, Xixor is canon, Leia picking up the helmet and thinking of its uses is canon
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>>62673533
>RR'uruurrr
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Star_Wars_characters#J

Dexter Jettster — voiced by Ronald Falk

>A four-armed alien that wears a heavily stained apron. He was shot while delivering bantha burgers to the Jedi Temple, as Darth Vader and the 501st Legion were cleansing it. He was a good friend of Obi-Wan's.
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>not posting the best name in star wars and lead singer of "the galactic jizz wailers"
his name is
J'ywz'gnk Kchhllbrxcstk Et'nrmdndlcvtbrx
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Joh_Yowza
also reminder that he is
C A N N O N
A
N
N
O
N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgDmXGi4
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>>62683250
>Jizz-wailers

Oh fuck this is actually real
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Evar_Orbus_and_His_Galactic_Jizz-Wailers
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>>62683354
but wait there's more

Sy Snootles was a female Pa'lowick singer, and was also the lead vocalist for the Max Rebo Band during the time of the Galactic Civil War. Snootles and her associated acts were favorites of the Hutt crime families; during the Clone Wars, in her solo career days, Snootles also acted as a part-time bounty hunter, being responsible for the assassination of Ziro the Hutt, her former lover, on Teth after being hired by Jabba.
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>>62683354
Also Droopy McCool
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>>62683250
this scene baffles me more and more with each viewing, what was the point
>J'ywz'gnk Kchhllbrxcstk Et'nrmdndlcvtbrx
>mfw
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>>62683354

>not appreciating Jizz music
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>>62673435
Ive always wanted to share a meal with this fella!
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>>62683099
>SotE is canon

I think it's been dumped so that Marvel can rewrite that period (Falleen and the Black Sun are still things that are, though). Shame, Shadows was one of the few really good parts of the old EU.

>>62681907

That's the thing, he's absolutely serious when he does things like that. He's in his own world.

>>62679419

I suppose the idea is that everyone's a hero in their own story.

>>62673833

There's actually a character called Jorj Sacul, a Rebel fighter pilot and storyteller. I have the action figure around somewhere.
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>>62683401
Is there a single fucking character in the EU that isn't a bounty hunter?
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>>62683488
I can see it now
>Lucas in his directing chair with his double latte
>J'ywz'gnk Kchhllbrxcstk Et'nrmdndlcvtbrx is the key to all this
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>>62683094
IT WASNT ALL MELODRAMATIC FANFIC SHIT, IT WAS GODTIER YOU FUCKING BITCH, FUCK THAT FUCKING BITCH HACK JJ ABRAMS!!!!
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>>62683250

>boba fett sharing the screen with that shit-tier cgi
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>>62683401
Imagine that thing giving you a blowjob. I bet it would be fucking amazing
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>>62683572
Fuck, forgot the link http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dezono_Qua
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>>62683401
The character Sy Snootles introduced the as-yet-unnamed Pa'lowick to Star Wars continuity in the Jabba's palace sequences of Return of the Jedi (1983). After the puppet (dubbed "Ms. Snooty" during production) had already been designed, the producers decided to make the character the lead singer of the Max Rebo Band. Phil Tippett revisited the creature to add articulation to the snout and enable it to "sing", and George Lucas suggested that she be given large, red, "Mick Jagger lips".[33] The puppet was 147 cm tall and had a 30 cm snout. It required two operators: one who performed the legs from beneath a raised stage, and another who moved the arms and microphone from above. In closeups, a separate puppet with no legs was used.[34] When Lucas revamped the main song-and-dance number performed by the Max Rebo Band for the Special Edition release of Jedi (1997), the Pa'lowick was redesigned as a computer-generated character and lost her tusks and second mouth
Bravo george
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>>62682262

Emperor got re-elected on the platform of lower taxes, so the Imperial Navy had a budget cut and they were conserving ammo
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>>62673533
>URoRRuR'R'R
>this was literally the noise that sand guy was making when attacking Luke

Was he screaming his own name? Is that what this is telling me?
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>>62683631

that's why they call her a jizz-wailer
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Wookieepedia threads are the best fucking threads. Goddamn my sides will never revive.
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>>62675122
>The Bespin Looter
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Based Wuher
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who names the characters?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Salacious_B._Crumb
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>>62683932
>watch the deleted scenes
>he has this thick as fuck English accent

No wonder they changed it.
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>>62683837
Fucking kek
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>>62683932

I always though it was rude as fuck for Luke to tug on that guy's shirt. Imagine tugging on a bartender's shirt IRL, your ass would get thrown out immediately
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>>62683250
and people defend these shit kids movies and say 123 are shit?
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>>62683952
So he really was a Muppet that wandered on set.
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Arden Lyn
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>>62683977
If you were above the age of 14, you might know that that was from the special editions.
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>>62683996
he's essentially a sewer rat/pest
so lets make him sound like a distinguished noble
>BRAVO LUCAS
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>>62683973
I'm surprised he served him after making it very clear to everyone Luke didn't belong there.

Try going to a packed bar on the weekend when you know you don't fit in and see how long it takes for the barkeep to even acknowledge you, let alone serve you.
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>>62673435
Mine is http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Fang_Zar the aboriginal senator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBGJTiyvd90 - skip to 0:37
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>>62679652
Oh yeah man they just conveniently built it around the same planet as Yavin, Dantooine, and Alderaan.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Elan_Sel'Sabagno
>Sleazebaggano
you just can't make this shit up
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>>62683952
Salacious Crumb both looks and is named like a Muppet.

So it's fitting I guess
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>>62679652
Can it "fly"? No, because it's impossible to fly in space. Can it float? Yes. You know of space ship rockets in real life don't actually fly through space. instead they just slowly float. The only time they "fly" is on launch when they are thrust into space. Once the leave the atmosphere, they simply float
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>>62684201

are 12 or something?
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>>62684201
Are you actually this autistic?
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>>62684003
Harley Quin?
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>>62676963

Luke was saved by Han who had the high ground and thus was able to throw Vader and his wingmen off Luke's X-wing long enough to shoot the exhaust port.
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>>62677052
"Your overconfidence is your weakness"
>>62677285
The turrets were calibrating for much larger ship like frigates and cruisers, they mention this, but I'm sure you already know.

What I want to know is, what was the purpose of launching Y-Wings? Bombers had no real use when they were in the trench and the turrets couldn't hit shit. Should've launched X and A-Wings. The A's would've shuttled down that shit like twice as fast as the X's, right?
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>>62684072
He sounds drunk.

>Surely dat will perswade da chancewellor
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>>62683756
George predicted Pokemon
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>>62684461
Again with this fucking shit. Y-Wings as slow bombers is EU bullshit.
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>>62684607
I get that the X-wing is shaped like an X and the Y-wing is shaped like a Y, and I can see the subtle A shape of the A-Wing, but what the fuck is the deal with the B-Wing? How the fuck is that supposed to be a B?
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>>62684730
Same feelings towards it. Should've been the T-Wing.
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>>62684730
because T-Wing made too much sense
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>>62684773
>>62684783
>T-Wingmind
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I think his name is Luke Skywalker?

http://youtu.be/YsiwlmdtO2A
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>>62684773
>>62684783
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>>62684783
>>62684773
That just fucking makes sense.
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>tfw star wars 9 will come out in your lifetime unless you finally kill yourself

hopefully one of these days i will get the accidental overdose i am due and die in my own filth like the animal i am
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>>62684560
funny you mention that because he died on a ship called the drunk dancer.
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>>62684581
Goddammit.
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>>62684860
You have every reason to live, stop being a bitch.
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>>62684860
Or you could not watch it.
It's not like you have no choice.
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>>62684142
>look up deathsticks
>This article is about the illicit substance. You may be looking for Deathstick, the assassin.

My fucking sides.

I'll bet her catchphrase is "You wanna buy some ME?"
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>>62681991
>black guy
>called hood
lol
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>>62684958
>illicit substance.

DUDE DEATHSTICKS LMAO
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>>62683577
>I suppose the idea is that everyone's a hero in their own story.
thats deep mang
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I forgot the link, but there's some fatass guy who looks like a MotU action figure with missing legs flying around in some tiny little flying saucer who is THE BEST JEDI OF THE UNIVERSE who kills the emperor who was not really dead to protect han solo's kids and then has luke skywalker proclaim at his funeral that he was the greatest jedi to ever live.
It's the most hillariously shitty thing I ever read.
But I completely forgot his name.
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>>62684885
im white m8, my race is finished now, i dont want to see the end

>>62684891
its not just the films


god i need ketamine
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>>62684958
holy
fucking
shit
this is too much
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>>62685121
>buying into 4chan's exaggerated doomspouting

You need a sense of humor, anon.
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>>62685121
>im white m8, my race is finished now, i dont want to see the end

Dude, I'm a spic, you faggots are taking all our women. We're in the same boat and yet I still get up every morning, go to work, come home, shitpost and still move on day after day because only pussies give up completely. Don't be a bitch dude.
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>>62685214
I support the Trump wall and I'm still with this guy. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with this junkie faggot?
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>>62685078
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Empatojayos_Brand
I'm not proud of this knowledge.
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>>62685279
These had to have been plucked out of a random Star Wars name generator. There's no other way names like this happen.
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>>62685279
OH MY GOD!
He looks like some Russian tanker is an early test rocket or something.
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>>62685322
linking a photo would help...
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>>62685279
On the one hand, that's absolute shit, but on the other hand, the idea that every jedi ever is required to keep Sheev's soul from respawning is pretty metal.
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Anyone know the name of the rasta wookie jedi who'd get high on space weed during fights?
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Oppo_Rancisis

I can't take much more of this.
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>>62685279
The Dark Empire's visual style was fucking great. The whole galaxy looked like fucking trash after decades of war, especially Nar Shaddaa.
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>>62685279
>Though injured by Palpatine in the fight, Brand was able to capture his opponent's soul, which fled its body after being shot by Han Solo, and upon dying Brand carried it to the Netherworld of the Force, where the former Emperor would be held prisoner by all departed Jedi for eternity.

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>>62685350
That looks so fucking retarded
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>>62676098
I dont know much but im assuming before the prequels the "ancient religion" was much more ancient
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>>62685279
>"I am grateful that Brand was with us. He was a greater Jedi than I."

―Luke Skywalker
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>>62676098
Wait, isn't that the bad guy from Last Crusade?
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>>62685457
>Ham Markill will never play Brand
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Say what you will about the new trilogy but thank fucking god they nuked the EU.
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Irek Ismaren.

A true innovator of lightsaber combat.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Irek_Ismaren
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>>62685489
You're thinking of General Veers
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>>62676098
Star Wars was always stupid
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>>62685412
I like how someone who was just a dictator for a few decades is literally the Satan of the universe.
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>>62680674
This.
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>>62685541
A fucking men.

They can always salvage what small amounts of good there are, but good Christ is it buried deep in a mountain of shit.
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>>62676098
but Vader wasn't his boss, Tarking was
Vader was more like Tarkin's bodyguard/right hand
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>>62681788
How else could he impregnate Shimi?
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>>62685597
>implying this just because Vader said "As you wish," to Tarkin

Obviously Vader was in love with Tarkin.
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>>62682223
Should've given him a guitar and a harmonica instead. At least put a hole in the bottom of the bucket.
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>>62685573
Sheev really was a powerful force
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>>62676816
Holy shit what a retard
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>>62685546
Didn't know sheev even had concubines.
He didnt seem like the type of guy interested in women.
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>>62683952
is that thing from fuckign Labrinth????
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>>62679652
No man it just waits tens of millions of years for gravity to take it close enough to somewhere to blow it up.
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>>62685768
No its jabbas court jester
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>>62685604
Sheev, as a Tusken raider, raped Shmi so hard in captivity that he managed to rape the space-time continuum and impregnate her 19 years in the past

bravo george
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>>62685738
how could you look like this and NOT get any pussy?
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>>62685885
He's a sith, so he can probably force date rape them or some shit, but that's besides the point.

He seemed REALLY asexual in the movies. Or was he just chill because he was getting such massive ammounts of pussy that he didnt care anymore?
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Why didn't they just maneuver the death star away from the x-wings when the attack was compromised?
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Triclops

Lord Vader, did I ever introduce you to my son Triclops? He had three eyes (hence the name eh eh eh) but was one of my biggest failures. That bald woman who always hung around with me on my flying platform in the Senate building is who carried my sperm and gave birth to him as well. He was a good friend.
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>>62685946
He was a classy guy who believed that the topic of sex belonged in the bedroom.
Thing was he was in the bedroom all the fucking time.
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>>62676655
He must have used the "Spin" move. It's a good meme. I mean trick.......
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>>62673435
Tenel Ka because I want to slowly lick her legs from the tips of her toes right up to her inner thighs

Then I want her to sit on my face
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>>62685946
>asexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLfGh2b_me0

to be fair, i can't think of any canon examples of him flirting with women, but he's a very seductive person...
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>>62673435
I like this guy
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tooth
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>>62686017
Cant give lucas enough credit how well written the sheev scenes were.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sly_Moore

Sheev's waifu.
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/President_of_the_United_States
When will this end
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>>62686070
>expected some group in some bumfuck planet that decided to unite the small countries in its continent
>it's literally the goddamned president of the United States of America declaring that they won't build a death star
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>>62686053
shame that no one gives these scenes the credit they deserve, seeing as how they're in mostly crap movies
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>>62686232
Confucius say diamond in goat's ass still smell like shit.
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>>62686068
>she canonically controlled Jar-Jar's mind to support the senator's rise to power

He may have been the key to all this, but she unlocked the fucking door.
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>>62686294
You don't fucking smell diamonds, you sell em.

- shlomo goldstein, 1939
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Jar Jar
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>>62686068
>>62686319
she sounds like she was written by an edgy 13 year old fanfic writer with a massive sheev lust

shame, i thought she looked cool...
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>not one post for Unidentified Umbaran militia member 3

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Unidentified_Umbaran_militia_member_3
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>this is the target audience for EU stuff
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>>62686433
Hoard most of them, driving up the cost and sell some*
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>>62686452
She was written by George Lucas. What did you expect?
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>>62686511
i meant the eu shit
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>>62686492
>authentic American t shirt
>clearly a fucking german
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>>62686572
Ah. I go straight to canon just to see what survived.
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>as a kid I thought Jedi Knight was THE fucking shit and I wanted the prequels to be more like Jedi Knight


I rewatched that shit last week and couldnt stop laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR3mTfnCh8Q
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Jango Fett

http://www.starwars.com/databank/jango-fett
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>>62686620
>dark jedi
When was the word "sith" introduced for starwars?
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>>62686068
>Sidious cared for the girl and educated her in politics, forming a close bond over the years. The trust between Moore and Sidious was so strong, the Sith Lord revealed his own Force-sensitivity and his true identity as a Sith. Over time, Sidious let Moore in on the Sith Grand Plan to bring peace to the galaxy and topple the Jedi Order.[4]

Why was Sheev such a nice guy?
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>>62686919

>It is known that, by 27 BBY, at the start of the Outbound Flight Project, Palpatine had somehow gained knowledge of the incoming Yuuzhan Vong fleet, though he planned to withhold it from the Republic until after his New Order could be instituted.
>Following the end of the Clone Wars, Emperor Palpatine let out hints of the Yuuzhan Vong to the public. One of his official justifications for maintaining the Imperial Navy even after the war had ended was to ward off the threat of extra-galactic invasion.
>Thrawn apparently encountered the Yuuzhan Vong advance force hiding in the Unknown Regions. The threat of the advancing invaders was one of his primary motivations for trying to reunify the Empire, as he felt that the Empire stood a much better chance against the Vong than did the New Republic.
>The Yuuzhan Vong advance scouts themselves shared that sentiment. After the formation of the Imperial Interim Council in 11 ABY, following the final death of the reborn Emperor Palpatine, Yuuzhan Vong executor Nom Anor was tasked to infiltrate the Council. He did so and manipulated its leader, Xandel Carivus, arranging the deaths of many Councilors and furthering the internal strife between the leaders of the fracturing Empire.

Where were you when Sheev was literally confirmed to have done absolutely NOTHING wrong?
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>>62676098
I fucking love this guy.
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/thread
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>>62676098
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>62687446
obviously Boba Fett
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>>62685550
You're thinking of Grand Maester Pycelle.
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>>62687471
You know what.
With all the lucas hate I feel like I have to be the contrarian here.
I think lucas is great for adding shit like this to those movies that nerds cherished so much.
I think lucas is not nearly as dumb as everyone thinks he is.
He did speeches on how important it is to preserve movies in their original form and he wanted to make an example of starwars, which he gives no shit about, because it's his own work and he knows it's just goofy as shit.
That's also why the names of the characters he comes up with are so fucking retarded. Lucas is basically just having a big fat fucking good time with all of this shit and people think he's being serious and trying to tell "an epic".
He's not metzen, he's just a dude who think that the cult surrounding star wars has gone way too far and people should lighten up.
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>>62683584
No because they're all hunting eachother
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>>62673435
Gotta be Kit Fisto
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>>62685546
anyone else?
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>>62688286
Kit Farto*
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>>62686620
To be fair Kyle is pretty based.
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>>62688334
THREESEVENTEEN
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>>62673533
I felt like I was going to die laughing, it was really scary

fuck man. maybe its not safe to post that
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Evar Orbus and his galactic jizz wailers.
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>>62683099
Not really. Here is a list of everything that is currently Canon. Every movie, TV series, Comic Book and Novel that makes up the current canon. The only Canon video games are the new Battlefront and Uprising.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_canon#List_of_Star_Wars_canon
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>>62683250
It just fucking floors me. How the fuck.
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>>62688334
His name's already a meme why taint it.
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>>62673435
I am now creating so many scenarios and backgrounds to this guy in my head, like how his day went, why he had to be on post that day when he was assigned off duty rec time in another system, and even what he'll do for his kids. Does he not have kids? He does now, three in fact.
His wife never remarried.
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A true Imperial, and one of our finest.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Titus_Klev
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>>62673731

As the Death Star neared completion, Graneet was transferred to the superlaser gunnery crew. Graneet was initially thrilled with the new assignment, but as he familiarized himself with the new superweapon, he began to question whether any person was capable of wielding such power wisely.[1] He rationalized his concerns with the mistaken belief that the Empire would not actually fire the weapon at full power on an inhabited planet, rather on uninhabited moons, planets, and other bodies. During the final months of construction, Graneet and his crew trained on a simulator of the main firing control chamber, familiarizing themselves with the firing sequence and working to shorten the firing sequence as much as possible.

As the ranking NCO on the superlaser's gunnery crew, it fell to Graneet to actually complete the firing sequence by pulling the firing lever. The first time he actually fired the weapon was against an old Lucrehulk-class battleship, Fortressa, that was being used by the Rebel Alliance. Even though the weapon was only at four percent power, it was more than enough to completely destroy the Rebel capital ship. Eventually he grew such a dislike of his job, he started to wonder about other possibilities, and stated that it was his dream to become a commander of a Super-class Star Destroyer.
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>>62688445

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Aule_offa_suddaa
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>>62686581
>clearly a fucking german
Does he look like a Muslim? No? Then he can't possibly be German.
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>>62673435

PONDA fucking BABA
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>>62686005
Lewd.
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>>62677145
not the other guy
he knew Vader had abilities but like you said was such a smug shit he didn't expect him to actually use it on him
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>>62686068
Is that Syg Weaver?
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>>62682528
it could warp/hyperspace but in order to travel effectively it needed to orbit a planet, which makes sense since it is a battle station meant for taking over planets
In ANH they even say they are preparing to orbit the planet Yavin
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Why is he wearing a german helmet
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>>62686614
Canon: cool mysterious bald alien who probably fucked sheev once or twice
EU: LE EDGY BACKSTORY with le tragic childhood until she was rescued by sheev and cared for by him more than he canonically cared for anyone else

i'm glad the eu is kill
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>>62685550
General Veers 20 years in the future
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