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Remember Clash/Wrath of the Titans? Well...
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It comes out in February so it will be shit.
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Not trying to be racist but...
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>>62671830

>Thoth, god of blackup
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>we wuz kings n shit
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>>62671830

But gerard Butler tho. Also

>The film has a $140 million budget, but Lionsgate/Summit's exposure on the budget is only around $10 million; because Lionsgate/Summit were able to recoup most of the budget via foreign pre-sales and Australia tax incentives

I wonder who could be behind this
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WE

WUZ

KINGS
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HOL' UP, HOL' UP

*scratches his hieroglyphic tag on a nearby wall*

You tryna tell me.... sheeeeeeeit. You fo' real tryna tell me...

*smokes a Papyrus joint aggressively*

That we be some kinda muhfuggin... Gods Of Egypt??
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WE
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>>62671830
>making Egyptian gods regular humans in appearance
Fucking lame
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>>62671980
dat gyno
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it's Alex Proyas.

it might be good.
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>>62672052
Knowing.
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is this a jojo movie
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>>62671830
Poor blacks they are reduced even more by stealing Egyptian culture.

And these are the people who originally exploited them
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I bet it was their idea to store the grain in the pyramids.
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>>62671989
>implying niggers can read a map

Nice try, honkey. You jus tryna oppress dem again and sheet.
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>>62671830
Will they cgi a bird's head over his face in the final movie?
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>>62671830
>That pic
So basically , this movie is going to get a ton of publicity and Internet chatter thanks to 4chan and reddit.
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>>62672190
Well, all the other gods are being played by white actors, so it's probably going to get massive publicity from twitter and tumblr as well.
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>>62671830
>yellow/green

woah, easy there
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>>62671980

...they're supposed to be, the animal heads are metaphoric.
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>>62672169
it probably be a hulk moment, he only gets birdy when shit goes down
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>In art, he was often depicted as a man with the head of an ibis or a baboon, animals sacred to him.
>a baboon
das racyst
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>According to Papyrus Chester-Beatty I, Set is depicted as trying to prove his dominance by seducing Horus and then having intercourse with him. However, Horus places his hand between his thighs and catches Set's semen, then subsequently throws it in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food. After Set had eaten the lettuce, they went to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listened to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answered from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listened to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answered from inside Set.[19][20]
Will they show this scene in the movie?
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>>62671830
He isn't even a nubian...
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>>62671980
JAFFA KREE
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>>62672281
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WE

WUZ

KINGS

UN

SHIT
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>>62671945
I bet you subscribe to MDE's youtube channel.
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>>62672297
BLACK RAGE
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>>62672436
This is gonna be worst than Exodus gods and kings
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>>62672436
>scottish actor playing an egyptian
RACIST SHITLORDS
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>>62672470
>February
Of course it will be.
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>>62672265
wat
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>>62671830

that looks like a HAAH WAAH shoop
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>>62672470
We don't talk about that movie here stop it
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>>62672470
Exodus got rid of the motherfucking STAFF
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>>62671830
So, Thoht is a bantu an Set is a german... Fucking lame
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>>62672470
Criminally underrated film
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>>62672526
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Cheedo and The Dag are in it too :3
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>>62672604
HAAH WAAW
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>THOTH
wow could they have come up with a dumber name? lmao
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>>62672604
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EGYPTIANS GETTING WHITED
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>In art, he was often depicted as a man with the head of an ibis or a baboon
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>>62672729
POTTERY
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>>62671830
>mfw they will insist on pronouncing it like it looks instead of the historically correct "te-hu-ti" because of stupid American audiences
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>>62672848
WE CALL HIM

GOJEERAH
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>>62672848
"Thof" sounds better
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>>62672729
SMALL MONKEY DICKS
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>>62672848
>I don't know what romanization is
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>>62671830
>Clash/Wrath of the Titans
Yes they were reasonably good, Wrath was better in pretty much every area.

This... looks meh, I REALLY wish they went with the animal headed Egyptian gods with CGI or better yet practical effects
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Modern egyptians are the same egyptians from antiquity
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>>62672919
thoth is not even his Egyptian name even Greeks had to change the name to fit their language
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>>62672938
but spaniards killed them all, smashed their babies againts walls, burned their ancient drawings and built churches on top of their pyramids
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I'm the only one sad for Alex Proyas filmography?

Is this because he killed Brandon Lee? Why Karma works with him but now with John Land-
>hi son

Ok nevermind.
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Wait, is this the same as this same movie, also set in ancient egypt, and also comming out in 2016?
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Did they CGI'd his face?
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>>62672972
I wish the poster focused on those giant dragon-cobras
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>>62672995
yes they're the same movie
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>>62672995
That's the exact same movie, anon.
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WE WUZ KINGS
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>>62672999
oh lawd this is gonna be bad
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>non-animal heads

ruined
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>Try to find a trailer on youtube
>Only videos are black americans ranting about too many whites in the movie.

Seems like nobody cares about this movie except for retarded black americans and /tv/.
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>>62673028

Well fuck

I honestly and wholeheartedly believed it would be an awesome movie about ancient egypt. I can already see how it's gonna be shitflinged left and right by tumblr and /pol/
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>>62672938
No they're not.

Only 4% of modern Arabic Egyptians share DNA with Tutankhamun, while 25% of modern Europeans share it.

I'm not trying to take credit for the Egyptian civilization but the fact is that ancient Egyptians were white(-ish).
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Problem with this is them probably going to focus on the non god teen, its fucking lame, have the fucking gods be the main characters, Clash/Wrath had no choice because the original 81 film centered on Perseus.
We should have bad fucking ass gods as the main characters, giving them depth and having them kicking utter ass mos/dbz style, fuck this humble relatable human bullshit.
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WHERE ANUBIS AT?
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>>62673091
>egyptians built and drew their shit looking like ruins
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If Clash and Wrath had those were GOAT trailers, so I'm expecting a good one.

But this looks like shit anyway.
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>>62673091
>thief of legend
wat
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>>62673106
>Tutankhamun
>The most inbred and irrelevant pharaoh that ever existed
>happened to have a western european haplogroup that existed only in rare numbers at that area
>WHITE PPLS WUS PHARAOHS AND SHIT

fucking retard
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>>62673106
Wrong.

Egyptians have been proved to only have 10% different to ancient Egyptians.
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>>62672436
Set is the villain in all of the Egyptian mythology

they're casting whitey as the bad guy lmao
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WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIIIIEEEETT
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>>62673222
A fucking OC
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>>62673222
he stole the concept of legend from the gods and gave it to the humans, his punishment was having his liver eaten by a vulture everyday
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>>62673227

Daily reminder that Cleopatra was white
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>>62673277

wasn't that prometheus?
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>>62672999
Is he going to jerk off on some lettuce and trick Butler into eating it?
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>>62672729
movie is accurate, he has the head of a baboon

desu senpai
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>>62673288
Cleopatra wasn't even Egyptian you dumb retard
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>>62673277
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>>62673277
I swear theres a greek myth exactly like that
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>>62673288
Did she have Down's Syndrome?
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>>62673332
its prometheus when he stole fire and gave it to humans
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>>62673288
To be fair, she wasn't even Egyptian in the first place.
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>God of Wisdom
>Nigger
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There will actually be black Americans who will complain that those Egyptians don't look like them.
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>>62672211
metaphoric for what

do you really think this movie is being artistically honest by having their big name actors show their faces the whole movie instead of having giant animal heads?
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>>62673308

>angrily replying to a claim I didnt even make

CLEOPATRA NEVER WENT TO THE MOON YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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>>62672078

What was bad about Knowing?
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>>62673341
Possibly
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>>62673357

>Now looka 'ere sun, firs' ya take the chickun and deep fry that shit till iz ready, u dig?
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>>62673176
>no one must ever know

Seriously though, why are people upset at one fucking nigger being in the movie? Are you trying to prove the sjw's right or what? Horus is played by a white guy and he's practically God in the most updated version of egyptian mythology.
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>>62673387
even your photo makes her look more western european instead of mediterranean you are just a subtler WE WUZ KING
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Apophis, god of chaos. And prime time full frontal nudity.
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where is this whole niggers and egypt shit come from? is an american thing? do black americans think they are egyptians or what? eurokek here, explain pls
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Proyas has has cast a bunch of white and black actors as the Egyptian pantheon
Not one Semitic person
And Alex Proyas is Egyptian himself just to make it weirder

Anyway you look at ancient Egyptian gods, they all have animal heads
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>>62672052
the last time proyas made a good film was with dark city in 1998...

btw, if you haven't, check out his debut film Spirits of the Air, Gremlins of the Clouds (1989).
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>>62673296
>it's just ranch dressing, trust me m8
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>>62672604
Holy shit it's a roach from Terra Formars!
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>>62673407
>Seriously though, why are people upset at one fucking nigger being in the movie?

>upset

no one gives a shit about this movie you idiot. Its just funny because it plays into this retarded "we waz kings and queens" bullshit you see losers on the internet posting

Also, Im kind of surprised tripfags still exist.
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>>62673447
Its an American thing, its a recent thing
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>>62671855

It's impossible not to.

Their delusions of being the Egyptians are bullshit and not based in science.

Scientists have done the DNA tests on the bodies of the pharoahs. We know their ethnicity. And it's NOT black.
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Egyptian gods were always depicted as various animals like >>62673453 which is actully what Thoth looks like. This is why it makes no sense.
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>>62673447
see >>62671989

>niggers come from africa
>egypt is in the continent of africa
>egypt was nigger
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>>62673453
>he is Egyptian
he is actually Greek born in Egypt
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>>62673476

Fuck off back to /a/. They have an autistic hate boner for tripfags
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>>62673227
>Tutankhamun
https://screen.yahoo.com/king-tut-000000724.html
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>>62673377
>metaphoric for what

birds nd things
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>>62673431

CLEOPATRA WASNT A JAPANESE MAN YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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>>62673476
Poor rebuttal, brotendo.
It's one guy. Playing a god. In a pantheon full of anglos having the roles of egyptian mythological characters.
And explain to me please how ironman was in ancient egypt.
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>>62673495
i see, fallacy of the converse
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>>62673539
HE CREATED THE NILE RIVER

IN A CAVE
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>>62671830
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racebaiting aside this looks incredibly awful
the posters look like amateur photoshop mockups and the costume design is literally cosplay tier

how do you make the crow and dark city then go to this
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>>62673539

>being this stupid and butthurt

no one gives a shit about this movie, just like no one gives a shit about niggers LARPing like Egyptians. They just occasionally look at them to laugh at their retardedness.
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Gerard Butler Set - white
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Horus - white
Geoffrey Rush Ra - white
Abbey Lee Anat - white
Elodie Yung Hathor - Asian
Goran D. Kleut Anubis - white

Wut
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>>62673576

i remember watching this as a kid and getting excited as fug for the sex scenes
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>>62673592
I agree, it should have been actual Egyptians.
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>>62673586
What an exceptionally ironic greentext.
I hope it was intentional.
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>>62673476
>no one gives a chit
>constant butthurt shitposting
Right
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>>62673613
It should have been mime artists wearing green screen masks so they could put the funky animal heads on them
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>>62673625

>butthurt

>the only butthurt post are from people getting angry at people making fun of this shitty movie

lol how fucking pathetic do you have to be to get this defensive over some generic piece of shit movie you just heard about and that you wont even see
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>>62673592
Bryan Brown and Bruce Spence are also listed on imdb but with no credits
If Bryan brown has speaking role every Australian in the audience will crack up laughing, he has the most ocka Aussie bogan accent on the planet
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>>62672436
>the villian in Egyptian lore is white

>everyone else is black

Fucking figures
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>>62673667
And be in 2D all the time
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>>62673592
>til: Anubis is a 6'6" chunky faced slaveshit
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>>62673685
>being this fucking butthurt about people randomly commenting with a different disposition than you
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>>62673667
That would work as well. Although, like some anon before me in this thread, I suspect that the film will feature scenes where they don the hat, when shit hits the fan.
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>>62673708
You're fucking retarded.
>>62673738
>Chunky faced
That nigger is looking gaunt as fuck. What are you on about?
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>>62671830
>>62672436
>>62672999
>>62673091

>only one of the gods is black
>tv angry over nothing
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>>62672972
Hathor is up posed to be a literal titcow
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>>62673745
>>being this fucking butthurt about people randomly commenting with a different disposition than you


yeah, that is what you are doing.

Whats even more pathetic is that you are trying to be a fucking tripfag on 4chan. How empty is you life? lol
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>>62673708
>only one is black
>in my head they are all black because its only real if you believe it
/pol/ pls go
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HOL UP
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>>62673745
>this coffer is heavy
>handle is cutting my fingers
>sand is all CGI
>Butler yells too loud
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>>62672436
>white people
>we wuz egyptian kings and shit
baka
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>hurr durr ruling the underworld makes you the villain

Fucking newfag Christians its nothing like that at all
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>>62673787
>no u
Good one. :^) Well meme'd.
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>>62672967
Spaniards?wut?
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>>62673787
>Whats even more pathetic is that you are trying to be a fucking tripfag on 4chan. How empty is you life? lol

poor guy
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>>62673807
>set
>ruling the underworld
Hey. Fuck you, guy.
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>>62673757
>I suspect that the film will feature scenes where they don the hat, when shit hits the fan.
Oh great so now they're Super Sentai
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>>62673767

>people making fun of a movie

>baawwwwww stop it :( your mad lol!

lol fucking baby
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>>62673757
>hat
Wut?
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>>62673834
If you haven't noticed, (Hollywood) films for a few years now have been imitating video games, just as video games have been imitating (Hollywood) films.
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>>62673798
i'm dying
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>>62671989
so watchu sayin is moses waz black?
all blacks are jews ah hell naw
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>>62673808

>le funny reaction face and passive aggressive comment

literally pathetic. Whats it like never touching a member of the opposite sex?
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>>62673807
Set is not the ruler of the underworld in Egyptian mythology. Anubis is.
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I'll leave the member touching to you, my man.
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>>62671830
Hol up
u sayin we be some kinda
kings and gods and shiizzz?
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>>62673926
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>>62673897
"member" sounds like cock
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>>62673896
Beta Israel
Jews from the Horn of Africa
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>>62673896
>so watchu sayin is moses waz black?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kRAKXFrYQ4
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>>62673806
It doesn't make sense either way
>White man is now Egyptian
>Black guy is now Egyptian
Are they ignoring actual Egyptians?
Just cast fucking Egyptians, how hard is it
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>>62673798
>PFK
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>>62673927


>immediately starts thinking about cocks

you are a literal tripfag lol
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>>62673798
amazing
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>>62673967
>Are they ignoring actual Egyptians?
Yes.
They don't have any Arabic/Egyptian actors that are even remotely known to cast
Its the same problem with Asian casting
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>>62673967
The only passable egyptian actor already played a pharao in night at the museum. They have to wait or people are just gonna laugh at them for using the same guy twice.
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>>62673985
>FRANCE IS WHITE FRANCE IS WHITE
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>>62673967
>Just cast fucking Egyptians, how hard is it
Spend a hundred million making a movie with unknown Arab actors.
Nice plan, but the pyramid builders won't like it.
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>>62673985
there's no Kentucky in France, probably stands for Papillion or some kucky name like that
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>>62673988
lol
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>>62672139
>And these are the people who originally exploited them

Ancient Egyptians =/= Arabs
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>egyptians were niggers
>which means niggers were using the jews as slaves
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>>62674025
>Butterfly fried chicken
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>>62674005
kek
Reminds me of that indian boy that plays either Indian or Iraq in all the latest movies
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>>62674034
ancient Egyptians were mostly north african like berbers, probably close to modern moroccans
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>>62674005
but Ben Kingsandshitsley is already playing an egyptian in a tv show
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>>62673443
apophis is not a god at all
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>>62673456
>Spirits of the Air, Gremlins of the Clouds (1989).

music video : the movie
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>>62674034
They were a Semitic people
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>>62673788
White, black an asian. Not one semitic person.
It's fucking lame
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>>62672972
>Hathor
>not high test

shaking my damn head to be honest family
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>>62674170
this is a blue board, friend
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>>62673967
I don't understand this shit. Same stuff happened with Thor. Who says that a culture's deities must look like the people of that culture?
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>>62674135
they could find some mexicans and shave their mustaches off
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>>62673176
This is my biggest trigger in all of film. We get shown an ancient city, and ita just people living in smashed bullshit, everything is rekt, covered in vines. Like they would fucking renovate shit or even attemept to remove vines and animals and shit.
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>>62674243
Who says they wouldn't?
And we know they didn't, they all had iconographic animal heads
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>>62673277
>the concept of legend
Wtf?
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the funniest bit about the WE WUZ KINGS meme (aside from the fact that it isn't true) is the implication that just because egyptians had ONE pharaoh, this somehow means that every egyptian (and his supposed descendants) is therefore also a pharaoh, when really around 98 percent of egyptians were illiterate peasants with a short life expectancy who slaved away on the fields and construction sites 9 days a week (yes, the egyptian week had 10 days and only one was free) under the scorching sun under conditions compared to which life of the average cotton picker in the american south was a fucking walk in the park.
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There is no way Anubis won't be the villain, right?
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>>62673798

STRAIGHT
OUTTA
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>>62674317
Anubis is only a bad guy in the modernized epin mythology used in games and shit. He wasn't evil in the actual myth.
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>>62674317
Set is the villain, logically. He's the only Egyptian god who is (mostly) a bad guy. Anubis is a good boy.
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>>62674259
They live in the delta and along its banks
Not in the desert
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>>62674317

No it's Set, who is the father of Anubis.

Am I the only one fucking angry this film is about a fucking human helping Horus stopping Set and not just about gods?

Also why the fuck is Horus the one trying to stop Set and not Ra? It's Ra's throne
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>>62674347
But he isn't either
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>>62674365
Egyptian mythology is fucked up and has a lot of conflicting stories.
Horus and Ra are basically the same god in a lot of cases.
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>>62674365
Because Horus is wise and honourable :^)
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>>62674391
who isn't what either? Set isn't a bad guy? Not only, but he's the villain of the Osiris/Horus myth, he murdered his brother and was defeated by the hero, Horus. While Set does have redeeming features, these become totally irrelevant over time. In the late period, he was totally identified with the chaos dragon Apophis as *the* enemy of the gods and creation
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>>62674365
>why the fuck is Horus the one trying to stop Set

because that's his central achievement in Egyptian myth.
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>>62674170
If she's an Egyptian deity, she should be Whorus.
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>>62674608
And you'd be sobKek.
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>>62674365
>>62674352
>>62674345
But mythology is irrelevant to Hollywood, and Set is the god of violence and foreigners which are good, and Anubis is the god of death and spoopyness, which is evil.

If not the TWIST villain himself, Anubis will at least be a henchman, or set up as the villain in the sequel, when Sek has to escape/infiltrate the Underworld for reasons.
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>>62673091

WHO IS THIS SPERM WYRM
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>>62674747
>Set is the god of violence and foreigners which are good

he's also and mainly a rebel who wants to overthrow the rightful king and install himself as evil overlord. that's generally a bad thing in movies
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>>62674747
You're forgetting that anubis is also protector of the dead. Bad guys generally don't take on the role of guardian figures.
But you're probably right. Modern society loves anubis as a bad guy because of how he looks and his association with death.
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>>62673896

THAS RIGHT

Kazars and so called white people BTFO
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>>62674317

Anubis was a bro to Osiris (Horus' dad). Why would he be the bad guy? Set was always the evil god in the mythology.
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>>62675221
read the thread. anubis is well established in pop culture and has served as the bad guy before (see the mummy returns), whereas most normies haven't heard of Seth
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>>62675221
Because Hollywood.
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>>62675221
And Hades is one of the few Greek gods that comes close to being a decent person...

Thor is a red-bearded guardian of agriculture...

Jesus was a brown Jew...
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>>62674170
>Maserati

mah niga.
I know she looks full-nig, but give her a chance - your dick wont be disappoint.
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>>62675307
>>62675316
>>62675427

Ah right, I was naive to think Hollywood would try to stick to the mythology. Shame really
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why is everyone trying to be egypt when they were BTFO by a jew with a stick?
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>movie set in egypt
>cast has white people in it

cant wait for the controversy
just can the movie and take teh tax writeoff
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>>62675559
the west has been obsessed with egypt for thousands of years now. greeks and romans thought it held incredible mysteries (which is mostly bullshit) and mystified it, the jews thought it was where their ancestors were enslaved (also bullshit), and so demonized it. so for over 2000 years art and literature have expanded on this, creating a myth of egypt that has little to do with historical reality but that everyone wants a piece of because of this awe that it invokes
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>>62671830
>not stargate
dropped
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>>62675559
The jew with the stick actually just ran away. God was the one who rekt egypt.
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>>62671945
How did you come up with this, are you black and doing self deprecating humor?
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>>62675679
>greeks and romans thought it held incredible mysteries
Got any examples or links? This sounds pretty interesting
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>>62675679
Also the masons started picking up on it in modern times and adorned their lodges with Sphinxes and shit which made the association to "mysticism" even stronger in the public eye.
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>>62675805
there's lots of literature. "the secret lore of egypt" by erik hornung is a good summary of the history of the esoteric image of egypt. generally on the reception history of egypt the best author is jan assmann, especially the concluding chapter of "the mind of egypt" and especially the book "moses the egyptian". and much more.
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Why didn't the prince of persia have any black people?
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>>62676205
they were being iranic
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>>62672604

GOD OF FO DOG

smells like fo dog in here
whats fo dog
fo you
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>>62676305
TELL ME ABOUT HORUS
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BEAK
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>>62673896
>moses

If you go on youtube there is quite a few videos about blacks saying they're the TRUE hebrews and what not
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Best girl from Fury Road is in it.
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>>62671945
>no *sacrifices Jewish children to crocodiles*
>no *instinctively looks out for Romans*

M8...
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>>62673539
>Iron man in Ancient Egypt

D R O P P E D
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>>62672999
So glad he's getting some big roles even if it is for shit like this. He's just so cool. There I said it, I think he's cool.
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>>62672995
my inner freemason trembles
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>>62676879
>bronze age
>iron man
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>>62673576
wow, I remember the cgi was bad but didn't expect it to be this bad
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>>62673484
They're also not white you moron
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>>62677536
>if they're not black, they must be white.
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I don't see the problem. Thoth was a baboon. It just makes for better jokes.
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Will a movie finally portray egypt as it historically was, before history was whitewashed?
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>>62674317
He probably will be evil in someway because he is to some extend and if you simplify "the god of death" but in Hollywood manchean world it means you are evil because death is a bad thing.
Meanwhile in the actual myths, he is s evil as Hades, the only greek god who didn't try to stick his dick into everything.
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>>62674365
>Also why the fuck is Horus the one trying to stop Set and not Ra?
Because Horus, Ra and Re are the same god with different names depending on the place and period.
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>>62678291
That's not history, cretin. This is TRUE history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw
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>>62678483
nah. Ra and Re are just different vocalizations of the same name, of the sun god of Heliopolis. Horus is a distinct deity, although the two merge (as Ra-Harakhty) and overlap because both are sun gods. not the same god though. both appear already in the old kingdom, Horus was called Haluw, Ra was called Lidaw. Horus is the sky falcon incarnated in the living king, Ra is the sun, creator of the world, who is understood to be the father of the Horus king on earth.
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Where the fuck is based Anubis ?

He surely will be portrayed as a villain tho
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EGYPTIANS WERE NOT BLACK.
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>>62678689
that's racist
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>Egyptian gods
>not having animal heads

Shit movie confirmed
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>>62673967
Just get Mediterranean actors like Italians or Greeks. That's a far better option than Northern European actors.
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>>62678291
>that nigger face in the Sphinx
10/10 famm
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>>62672938
No they don't.

We all know in terms of ethnic composition, modern Egypt, is much different from Ancient Egypt.

>Contemporary Egypt, is mostly an ethnic admixture between foreign invaders and conquerors and indigenous African people. Autosomally, as a whole, they tend to cluster more with Eurasian especially the Middle East. In the south, populations like Nubians probably cluster more with Africans (and thus Ancient Egyptians). All this is because of massive immigration from Europe and western Asian which started already in dynastic time, culminating in the Hyksos (Aamu) foreign rule during the second intermediate period, as well as during the late periods up to now (Assyrians, Arab conquest, British colonization, etc).

>‘'As a consequence the many invasions of ancient Egypt, the population has changed over the years. There were Hyksos (Heka Khasut) from Asia, who melted into the Delta Region around 1500 B.C.E., and then a series of invasions by the Assyrians, Persians and Greeks. With the arrival of large groups of Arabians in the seventh century C.E., the racial character of Egypt began to change''

>''The resultant mixtures of Africans, Arabs, Greeks and Persians were to be jointed with Turks, Russians, Albanians, British, and French to create a different population that there had been during the ancient times.''

>''One cannot say that today's Egypt is the same as the Egypt of antiquity anymore than one can say that today's North America is the same as it was 5000 years ago.''

- From The Oxford Encyclopedia of African Thought, Volume 1 (2010)
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>>62673106
>Only 4% of modern Arabic Egyptians share DNA with Tutankhamun, while 25% of modern Europeans share it.
Yeah, no.

>A personal genomics company in Switzerland says they've reconstructed a DNA profile of King Tutankhamen by watching the Discovery Channel, claiming the results suggest more than half of Western European men are related to the boy king. But researchers who worked to decode Tut's genome in the first place say the claim is "unscientific." Swiss genomics company iGENEA has launched a Tutankhamen DNA project based on what they say are genetic markers that appeared on a computer screen during a Discovery Channel special on the famous pharaoh's genetic lineage.

>But Carsten Pusch, a geneticist at Germany's University of Tubingen who was part of the team that unraveled Tut's DNA from samples taken from his mummy and mummies of his family members, said that iGENEA's claims are "simply impossible." Pusch and his colleagues published part of their results, though not the Y-chromosome DNA, in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) in 2010. The Y chromosome is the sex chromosome found only in males, and looking at the genes in this chromosome would show Tut's male lineage. Pusch's team used snippets of Y-chromosome DNA to link Tut to his closest relatives, identifying his mom and dad. But they didn't publish the full genetic data that would allow genomics companies like iGENEA to link modern people to the Tutankhamen lineage.

>According to Scholz, that crucial data is what appeared on the Discovery Channel. "Dr. Albert Zink from the EURAC [European Academy of Bolzano, an independent research center] in Bolzano and co-author of the 2010 JAMA publication screened the footage and confirmed that the company acts very unscientific,”

http://www.livescience.com/15388-discovery-channel-tutankhamen-dna.html

This DNA evidence is based off of pausing a Discovery Channel TV program and then looking at the screen to reconstruct a profile.
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>>62674440
>In the late period, he was totally identified with the chaos dragon Apophis as *the* enemy of the gods and creation
Got any source on that?
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>>62673106
pic related is Tutankhamun's family by the way.

Pictured: Tutankhamun himself, grandfather Amenhotep III, grandmother Tiye, father Akhenaten and sister Neferneferure.

Actual reliable DNA results:
www.dnatribes.com/dnatribes-digest-2012-01-01.pdf
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>>62673357
Would you call pic related a nigge?

He's Narmer aka the first pharaoh of Egypt's dynastic history. He unified Upper (South) and Lower (North) Egypt in 3150 BC
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