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>4th highest rated talkshow host Fucking how?
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>4th highest rated talkshow host

Fucking how?
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>>62658685
Because
I T ' S
2 0 1 5
C O M E O N
!
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>new daily show ratings
Wew
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>>62658685
Because it's 2015 you dipshit.
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>>62658685
>nigger Wilmore behind Carson

topkek. also surprised Conan is doing that low.
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>>62658685
He's 10x funnier than Fallon or Kimmel.
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>Chris Hardwick still hasn't killed himself

Fuck
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>>62658732
I know right? Sad. How the mighty have fallen.
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>conan
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>>62658744
>>62658744
Kimmel is better than Fallon though.

>Fallon
>epic meme skits
>meme lip synch battles!!!! XD
>sucking the cock dry of every guest
>asking them nothing but meme questions
>constantly talking over guests just to compliment them
>constantly laughing and looking into the camera

Kimmel is gay for the stupid mean tweets shit but goddamn I cannot stand Fallon.
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>fallon is the king of late night

sad
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>carson daily is on at like 3 am
>still better ratings than conan
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>>62658744
He's not funny at all. At least Kimmel and Fallon try to do viral unfunny shit instead of HURR IT'S 2015
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>>62658685
>Conan that low
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>conan not getting the recognition he deserves
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>>62658792
That is such a huge webm for such a small purpose.
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>>62658685
>fat unfunny fuck Jame Corden is up 33% compared to Craig Ferguson

I mean how, honestly?

I've tried to watch him and flies fucking are more entertaining
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>>62658685
all those left wing shills.

jews really do control the media
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>>62658873
>not opening images in a new tab
lmoa
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>>62658685

>conan only a few thousand higher than chris hardwick

confirmed suicide watch
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>>62658685
I just flipped through some Neilsen ratings and whoever made that chart fucked up HARD

They're comparing Oliver's total viewership to everyone else's 18-49 rating.

If you only count his 18-49, he only has 347,000 viewers. If you counted the other shows the way he was counted, Fallon would have 3.4 million viewers and Colbert would have 2.6 million viewers.

What do you think is more likely, clerical error or blatant HBO shill?
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>>62659024
Most likely a reddit liberal who wants his wife to be bred by a black bull and white genocide since it's 2015
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>>62658685
Because they're selling him off as the embodiment of the American Dream. Oliver is virtually unknown in the UK and represents the skilled and hard-working immigrant who only brought good to a country where he nows call home.
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that mincing limey faggot graham norton is still a better late night host than all of these guys

he actually knows how to bant
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>>62658685

youtube shills harder for Mr. 2015 to a ridiculous point.

The featured video is always something from him. He the talking head for the powers that be so of course they are going to go out of their way to promote him for our brave new world
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>>62658814
But he's never actually said "it's 2015", the people who spam that meme have never actually watched him before.
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>>62658685
I thought Colbert was doomed to fail? All the keks on here couldn't stop making threads the first week
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>>62659024
But 18-49 is all the most desirable bracket
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when will conan leave his talk show for a new remotes-only show so he has a chance at relevance again
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>>62659207
Right, which is why lying about his 18-49 is clear shillery.
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uk guy here how is conan so low? i thought he was really popular
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>>62659024
By the way see for yourself

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/tag/last-week-tonight-with-john-oliver-ratings/

Be sure to look for "Live + sd all viewers" and "Live + Sad 18- 49"

Compare and contrast with

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/category/ratings/late-night/

The apples and oranges comparison the chart is making means that either Oliver's numbers are vastly overstated or everyone else's numbers are vastly understated.
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>>62658685
Probably because he's got an annoying voice and terrible was the Daily Show host.
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>>62658764
This was truly the saddest of all.
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>>62659265
Because no one knows what TBS is.
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>>62658685

When will this James Corden meme finally die? Why do Americans even watch him?
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>>62659207
True, so why are his and only his total viewer numbers on that chart, compared to everyone else's 18-49s? His 18-49s are nowhere near 680k.
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Nobody in showbiz has ever fallen as hard as Conan. He might be a billionaire after his NBC contract payout but I'm pretty sure he should be on suicide watch.
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I feel for Conan too, but then again I don't even know what channel TBS is on anymore
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>>62659267
>Live + Sad
Thanks autocorrect, that was a fun one
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>>62659316
>James Corden
Had never even heard of him until just now.
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haha

fuck you conan
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late night talk shows will die with kimmel
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>>62659316
I don't know anyone who has ever watched him
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COME ON


ITS 2015 FOR CHRIST (who I don't believe in because I am enlightened by my own intelligence) SAKES
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Lol. COnan. He threw it all away and now has the lowest ratings in all of late night. What a dumb ginger cunt
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>MFW the even bother listing hardwick.

he did marry a billionare tho , so he has that going for him
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>>62659428

Has there been a meme more divorced from reality? goddamn
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>Conan

kek has anyone been screwed more in the history of late night television?
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>>62659459
But it's everywhere
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Because it's the tonight show, on NBC. You could put a fucking tape recorder in the chair and it would be the same show and people would watch it.
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>>62659486
Wait, what year is it?
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>>62659428
Sho sho slimey limey
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>>62659459
COME ON...ITS 2015!!! GOD,WHY CANT YOU THINK LIKE ME,MY WRITERS, MY CORPORATE SPONSORS, AND MY PARENT COMPANY? ITS 2015!! COME On
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>>62659188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjNvCBoSyfQ
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>>62659265
He's on a shitty network known for awful shows and bazinga reruns. He has no chance on TBS.
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>>62659450
damn he's marrying a Hearst, that's nuts

no wonder he's so smug
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>>62658685
Conan is funnier than all of them.
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>>62658685
>Conan that low
>TBS to cease international Conan sales
>ywn watch NYConan at 2 am, baked out of your skull just before the infomercials again
>now you won't even watch shitty LA Conan
sadfrog.png
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>>62658685
CONAN IN ULTIMATE POOICIDE WATCH
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will conan ever stop hiring millennial writers whose dream job is writing lists for buzzfeed instead of high iq weirdos like smigel and stack? does he really have such little self-respect now? conan if you are reading this why are you destroying your legacy???????
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>>62659491
the popularity of all of these really comes down to what station they're on more then the actual host.
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>>62659265
He is. He's probably one of the most recognizable faces on there, after Fallon or Kimmel. Colbert is only popular with the meme crowd.
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>>62659448
You mean fucked over by NBC and Jay Leno?
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Conan screwed Conan
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I can't wait for new years eve the shitposting will be magnificent
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>>62659571
>tfw

being young as fuck and getting high and watching conan before bed was like a past time for me around 16-17
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>>62658685
This picture to me is the perfect snapshot of society. No matter what you do, no matter where you go, you will have competitors out the ass trying to jack your style. I didn't even know there were so many late night guys out there. I could start a show right now about drinking sewer water and I guarantee I'd have 6 competitors by the end of the week.
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Why do you americans need so many talk shows?
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>>62659674
Because what else are you going to watch at midnight while drunk?
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Where is Eric Andre?
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>>62659674
Because it's 2015
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>>62658764
>>62658823
>>62658830
Well watch it then.
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>>62658685
I'm more amazed that Wilmore is higher than Conan or anyone for that matter. Wilmore is fucking awful.

>Not Terrible Tier
Colbert
Kimmel

>Meh Tier
Fallon
Noah
O'Brien

>Who finds them funny tier?
Oliver
Meyers

>Dogshit
Wilmore

>Literally Who?
Everyone else
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Gotta give credit to Seth, it was the talk show nobody expected and nobody wanted and he's doing pretty well for himself.
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>>62659651
Half of them are owned by the same company.

>>62659674
To fill slots each night, so you can run more advertisement to brainless audiences who tune in and think they're watching something better than re-runs of TBBT

>Duurrr I gotta watch Fallon Monday night to hear what he thinks about Bruce Jenner's penis!
>Durr...I wonder what Colbert will say about Bruce Jenner on Tuesday!
>Durr...I can't wait to watch John Oliver on Wednesday!
>Durr...I wonder what Kimmel is gonna surprise us with on Thursday!
>I bet Conan's gonna have a funny show about Bruce on Friday!
>Gotta watch Late Night on Saturdays! It's for more mature audiences like myself
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>Conan that low
>Fallon that high

I dont watch late nights and talkshows now that letterman is gone but I always assumed conan was more popular and fallon wasnt
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>>62659743
He has the 3rd best night show slow available. A trained monkey could pull similar figures

Im more surprised by Fallon holding on the aging audience of Leno. That was supposedly Conan's downfall
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>>62659702
Autistic viewership can't get past the margin of error
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>>62659771
Fallon isn't bad desu

the "fallon is bad" meme was started by Family Guy and is repeated by millenials who have now grown up

I don't watch these shows, but my roomate does so every now then I'll catch him
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>>62658685
where's Tom Green?
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>>62659647
Exact same habit here, negro. that last song was like perfect sleeping lullaby.
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>>62659459
DAMMIT BILLY
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Is there a more phony rehearsed and agonizingly dull interview than conan o'brien for the past 15 years? Even leno had more spontaneity to his interviews. It's a disgrace bruvs.
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>>62659459
But he's actually like this in reality. It's even more than Louis CK and keking.
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>>62659830
I like when Conan goes somewhere and does a bit but you're right about his interviews
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Conan is so low because the average person doesn't know what channel he's on. So yeah, he's behind everybody, but he's probably the highest rated show on TBS. Plus most of his millennial audience watches his stuff online anyway. Conan's fine
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>>62659783
I think a trained monkey would do quite well, actually. Hell, I'd watch it.
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>>62658732
Time slot is really important here, he's at 11, he's fighting Trevor Noah, Andy Cohen, and the local news and his lead in program is syndicated repeats.
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>>62659830
Sadly, every time im more convinced he's one of those artists who should have died at his peak to be remembered as a total legend
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RIP Conan
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>>62658685
>Fucking how?
Do you realize how many plebs pay for HBO just so they can watch GoT or some other shit?
The shekels they paid would be wasted if they didn't watch something like boxing or le current year man.
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>Conan "WAKE ME UP INSIDE" O'Brien
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>>62659886
>Inb4 Leslie Jones takes over Seth
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>>62658881
Corden appeals more to the common denominator, Ferguson never tried to play by the rules after his early years and basically treated the whole talk show thing as a farce which is why his ratings weren't as good, Corden is playing ball and is getting better ratings for it. I wish they kept the idea of having random comedians and actors doing the show once a week like it was after Ferguson initially left, it was fun watching people experiment with it
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>>62659459
you will take /tv/eddit's latest forced meme and you will love it
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>go to youtube last year
>the first link is always always fallon
>go to youtube now
>the first link is always it's 2015 guy
This is how.
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>James Corden is up 33% compared to Craig Ferguson

How? Corden isn't even funny. Well, Jimmy Fallon isn't either so I guess it shouldn't be surprising that Corden is doing better than Ferguson.
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>>62658685
Only two negroes. Why is late night tv so racist?
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>>62658685
wtf Conan O'brien is the only watchable one up there
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>>62659316
I started because he was on after Colbert, he's better than Colbert
his interviews are boring but the first half hour is pretty good
he has reggie watts
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holy shit what happenned to conan
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>>62660113
>two negroes
STILL MEN YOU SHITLORD
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>>62658685

Colbert was always the best of the liberal/political comedians, it's good to see him so high.

>those Larry Wilmore ratings
>Conan doing worse than Wilmore
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>>62659943
okay, I laughed.
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>James Corden is up 33% compared to Craig Ferguson

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING THAT GARBAGE
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>>62658685
>Seth Meyers
Not funny.

>Trevor Noah
Hasn't made much popularity yet, IF he is going to make popularity.

>James Corden
Too new and too weird so far.

>Larry Wilmore
Black, no one will watch him

>Andy Cohen
As a fellow homosexual, his show is shit and no one should watch it. So justice is done.

>Conan
He's become... really pissy lately. Less funny and more bitter. I get why, but that's just not entertaining.

>Chris Hardwick
He's actually okay, so I don't get this one.


That's why John Oliver is that high and popular.

I'm more concerned as to why Kimmel is so high on this list.
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>>62660273
his interviews are painfully awkward
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>>62660365
Nothing was more awkward than Craig Ferguson's interviews, and his show was better than everyone here.
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>>62659726
>Watch boring celebrity plugs

Call me when he gets naked in a Korean spa again.
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>late night business talk show when?
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i only watch conan, on youtube, never care about the other talkshow desu

late this year, one of conan best, conan > etc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ndZnfZdZM
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wheres eric andre?
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>>62660261
the move left him bitter and he can't hide it anymore
>those bits about how he is mean to his staff
i don't think they are bits
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>>62660298
People who liked Ferguson watch him mostly over yt clips. Same thing with TS Conan
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>>62660417
see link >>62660424
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>>62660430
King Of Late Night
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>>62660442
>>62660424

Case on point, kek
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>>62660430
...Who killed Hannibal?
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Fuck, what year was it again?
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>>62660484
I'll probably will watch the show if I don't live in freaking Asia
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>Conan second to last
>hes the only one whos even remotely funny besides Colbert

people are the fucking worst
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How do you want your late night ratings, CC?
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>>62658685
Kimmel and Conan are the only ones I can stand.

The rest are insufferable and literally who's
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>>62658685
>Conan

Oh god. He's even below Wilmore.
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>those Conan ratings
I know he's nowhere near as good as he was on Late Night but that's just heartbreaking that he's so low.
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>>62660345
I really do think they could make Noah somewhat successful. probably not as much as Stewart, but at least sustainable.
But they really need to get him some actual interesting interviews. Every time I've bothered to look at who's being interviewed, it's either something that I've never even remotely heard of or shit that I will never care about.
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Conan should have taken the deal and gone back to 12:05. Leno would have been fired six months later when NBC got sold to Comcast and every executive involved in that debacle got axed. After all, they ended up hiring Fallon back just three years later for the same reasons they brought Conan in.
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>>62658685
I'm most surprised by how low Conan is. He seems better than that.
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For all the people winning about Conan, am I the only one sad about Kimmel's decline?

He was the fucking man years ago. Now he fucking fake cries about a lion

Kimmel during the late night war was the fucking GOAT
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>>62660704
Never really watched Kimmel to be honest.
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>>62660442
BS, I stayed up and recorded them every night
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>>62660702
I'm surprised too. I thought he was super popular, easily top 5. Surprised seeing people I've never heard of being above him.
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>>62660735
He's on basic cable and starts a half-hour before everyone else. There's no market for it.
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>>62660723
Im 29, no idea if thats oldfag years by now. The Man Show was one of the best talk shows ever.

Also, if you havent watch Kimmel's EVISCERATION of Leno on his own show you need to stop doing everything now and watch it. Also the show with the Leno costume a day later

Now he went the way of pandering to proto-SJW. Even Carolla called him out on that smfh
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>>62660345
>He's become... really pissy lately. Less funny and more bitter. I get why, but that's just not entertaining.

Why is he pissy?
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>>62660790
I'm 23 and i was fairly young when the man show was airing so it all went over my head honestly.
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>On September 27, 2004, O'Brien officially signed on to become the next host of The Tonight Show; NBC allowed the first comment aside from the press release to come from Leno on that night's show. "'Cause this, you know, this show is like a dynasty,” Leno said. “You hold it, and then you hand it off to the next person. And I don’t want to see all the fighting and all the 'Who’s better?' and nasty things back and forth in the press. So right now, here it is—Conan, it's yours! See you in five years, buddy!"

>wait years for dream job
>do it for 7 months
>get screwed over by NBC
>end up the literally who of late night while Fallon takes your job and becomes king

ouch

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Tonight_Show_conflict
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>>62659285
>>62658764
cry about it hipsters
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>>62660820

I remember when it all happened. People were saying he shouldn't be upset because NBC had to pay him some ungodly sum for breaking contract, but Conan was already rich at that point. He didn't want money, he wanted the Tonight Show.

At least we have Andy Richter at the top of his game. There is no stopping him and his quips.
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>>62660818
The main video has been banished of youtube. The extra click is more than worth it. Its wonderful how he starts so tame and goes fucking savage at the end

https://vimeo.com/8769876

And the impersonation was a day before, my bad pham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYK-JPxLOMQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA34rQCNESg

>This was more than 5 fucking years already
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Should he just pack it in, bros?
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>>62660548
Just blacked my shit up, senpai.
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Stop dick riding Conan. He's a fucking entitled piece of shit. He deserves his shit ratings. In fact, he deserves worse.
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>>62660991
No i've been following him for too long dammit.
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>>62660991
have a good one charlie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx8_pI3utlk
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>>62660971
I discovered gawker over that time when they were just a blog (>implying that has changed) To give credit where its due they uploaded clips of every single fucking talk show every single day. It was fucking magnificent. Letterman/Conan/Ferguson/Kimmel were goats. Even Stewart and Colbert had short quips

>That Letterman bullying of Carson Daly
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>>62658685
How did that uninteresting, uncharismatic, and unfunny fuck manage to take the top spot?
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>>62661018
He worked hard for years and earned the Tonight Show gig, only to get muscled out for daring to be funny.
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>believing the ratings of the judging jew
There is literally nothing stopping anyone from saying WE HAVE 10 MILLION VIEWERS as long as someone pumps in 10million viewers worth of money into a shit shows marketing and shelf life
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>>62660820
To further the tragedy, if you listen to Conan talk off mainstream camera is he oddly infatuated with the idea of being a talk show host. He really has a lot of love and respect for the position that you, or at least I personally, would not expect from such a prominent comedy man.

I remember watching his interview/discussion he had with the old Simpsons writing cast on his web show and he would suddenly start telling reverent stories about how amazing Johnny Carson was and how meeting him for the first time was a lifetime event for him.
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>>62661112
Huh? Are you saying Nielsen is paid off to fudge their numbers?
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>>62660978
holy shit kimmel just shat all over his face, that was incredible

I wish late night had the balls like that
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Conan didn't know how good he had it at NBC. He should have just accepted going back to the 12:30 timeslot for a while.
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>>62661077
america likes this chump i don't get it
maybe being unfunny, a bad actor, incompetent at sketches and not breaking is something america relates to
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>Fallon on top
So fucking triggered I don't even
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>>62660790
>Kimmel on Leno I can't even watch it, so fucking ballsy its crazy
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>>62660978
Love it how he loses it at 5:48

>You heard abud dif?
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Fuck off /pol/ neo /tv/, whatever the fuck you want to call it Oliver is actually pretty fucking good. sit on a dick if you don't like it.
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>>62661150
How DOES Nielsen make money?
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LA is killing conan. its siphoned all of his creativity and enthusiasm and its coming for his lifeforce next. itll never happen but he needs to move to NY, fire his staff of 20-something memers and hire his friends, get max and joel back, and replace the shitty monologue and half the interviews with classic absurdist sketches and remotes

if he doesnt do this he will be a literally who without a legacy
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>>62660814
A combination of not being able to let go of what Leno did to him (which is an understandable reason to be pissed off) and the fact that his viewership is dropping.
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>>62661172
It's not like he's begging for food in the streets. Better to have a low key show and keep your pride.
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>>62661217
This to be quite honest. Shaking my head. Oliver is amazing.
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>>62661106
First, he totally changed his style on the Tonight Show. Maybe you have to tone it down a bit for 11:35, but a 180? Terrible idea.

Second, working hard doesn't necessarily mean he's the right guy to host the Tonight Show.
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>>62660492
I have a secret...
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>>62660790
Kimmel's comments when he went on Leno were quality

>Leno called Kimmel the next morning to discuss the bit, and at the end of the call, Leno suggested he come over and appear on his show. When his booking department called to confirm his appearance on a "10 at 10" segment, Kimmel agreed immediately.[101] When he received the questions for his January 14 appearance—such as "What's your favorite snack junk food?"—he realized Leno intended to neutralize the scathing parody and paint the two as friends.[152] Kimmel was upfront with wanting to discuss the fiasco at hand, and upon his appearance, attempted to steer the questions that way: when asked about his favorite prank, he responded, "I think the best prank I ever pulled was, I told a guy once, 'Five years from now I'm going to give you my show.' And then when the five years came, I gave it to him and I took it back, almost instantly."[153] Following similar remarks to more questions, Kimmel closed the segment with this comment: "Listen, Jay. Conan and I have children. All you have to take care of is cars! We have lives to lead here! You've got eight hundred million dollars! For God's sakes, leave our shows alone!"[153] Leno never fought back and accepted the bit as comedy (he ascribed it as Kimmel attempting to score some publicity), but producer Vickers was furious.[154]
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>>62658685
>larry wilmore is still on TV

if he was actually funny i would consider watching him but jesus

when will they cancel him?
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>>62661231
The networks pay them, for sure, but they need to know what people are watching so they know what to keep airing and what to cancel. The networks really have nothing to gain from reporting inflated ratings other than maybe bragging rights to their jew friends in the other companies.
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>Conan is doing worse than andy cohen and larry literallywho?more
wow
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>>62658685
>no hot saucerman
Graphic disregarded. Also Wtf Conan
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>>62658685
These are biased because people are just now starting to watch Colbert and Noah so ratings are going to be higher.

Give a few months and they'll fall
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Colbert and Conan are the only decent ones on there. I haven't watch Oliver's attempt to do another Daily Show.

But the rest, ...the rest are fucking godawful. Painfully unfunny.
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>>62660978
Why is his band guy's mic turned up so loud?

>Haha .. oh man ... oh haha ... oh man .. I don't know .. hah haha ... man
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>>62659559
What did he mean by this?
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>>62661597
In case this isnt bait: thats making fun of Leno's black sidekick
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>>62660978
https://youtu.be/_Fec-l5qXxw
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I've watched a shitload of LWT clips on youtube, and yeah, I can see why people say he's left wing, but that really doesn't bother me too bad, especially when he's so much more longform, it's not like late John Stewart where it was just him making a funny face after some "outrageous" clip. It takes way more effort to write about an issue as a whole than just some current event, and it shows, even if I don't agree all the time.
What I'm more curious about is why people continuously do the whole "2015" thing when I've still not heard him say it once out of everything I've watched. Is it somewhere in those "why is this still a thing" videos? Because those are pretty much filler anyways.
There's way more in the show that can be memed up, which actually has to do with the show:
>"...Which is crazy!"
>every analogy he makes ending with him directly addressing a fictional person.
>Repeating map jokes
>Every long segment has to end with a skit, no matter how unfitting.
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Colbert and Conan are the only ones with comedic timing.

They still manage to come off sincere in their attempts as well. Fallon and Kimmel are see thru aftbqhimofam
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I went to a Conan taping at warner studios a couple of years ago. It was so bad I never watched Conan again. Oh and the band was sick live
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>>62661648
Ah, gotcha.
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>>62661597
>>62661648

Tbf the guy who did this the worst was Paul motherfucking Shaffer.

It always gave me a murderous rage
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>>62661693
>"2015" thing when I've still not heard him say it once out of everything I've watched
>>62659559
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>>62658685
>Seth Meyers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43C17Lc4Rnc
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>>62661745
Who were the guests?
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>>62661675
Back when Leno had a spine.

He was a bully but at least you could respect the guy
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>>62658685

>400 Million people in the US
>Only 1 percent of them are watching Jimmy Fucktard
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>Watch the latest clueless gamer
It's a painfully forced advertisement? One soulless "and check out this cool new feature here, Conan" quip after another. Why, dude? Does it really need to be this way? Are the companies really going to be that upset if you trash the game because you don't understand it and hate video games? No bad publicity etc.
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>>62660971
>>62661130
All a bit sad, at least he had the public support but they don't seem to be tuning in
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>>62661844
Everything on talk shows is publicity. You think celebrities come on there so they can make fun of their latest movies?
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>>62658685
>yfw Craig Ferguson isn't on that list


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2015 OFFICIAL LIKABILITY POWER RANKINGS

1. Conan
2. Carson Daly

POWER GAP

3. Jimmy Kimmel
4. Seth Meyers

POWER GAP

99. James Corden
100. Stephen Colbert

POWER GAP

599. John Oliver

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999. Jimmy Fallon

LITERALLY WHO TIER:

>andy cohen
>chris hardwick
>larry wilmore
>trevor noah
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>>62661920
You think he ever got to sleep with one of those starlets?

He MUST have banged that Mara sister
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>>62661844
>One soulless "and check out this cool new feature here, Conan" quip after another.

That's not a quip. Conan's response is the quip.

>Why, dude? Does it really need to be this way?

He knows nothing about games, and usually trashes whatever feature they're trying to promote. It's called comedy.

>Are the companies really going to be that upset if you trash the game

You think Conan's purpose is to upset them? Really?
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>>62658685
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>>62661936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZUmw2--fsc

This is Volume 4 of the series... He was balls deep in pussy literally every show.
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>>62661950
>his smile and optimism
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>>62661950
He looks like the president of some Scandinavian country in that pic.
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>>62661810
Was Dennis Leary and some wrestler I've never heard of. Stood in line from like 6am to 10 everything was fake as hell Conan was only there for his paycheck. The whole thing blew I wouldn't recommend
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>>62661915
Yeah, but it was never this bad. I don't see the point of selling out so hard for something that already had a successful (and accidental) formula. Maybe LA really has sucked out his soul and he just doesn't care anymore.
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>>62661982
Now this brings me back
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>>62658685
>conan o'brein second last
What? He's a lot more famous than most people on that list.
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This is degeneracy
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>>62661983
>everything was fake as hell
could you be more specific
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>>62658685
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?!?!?
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>>62658685
The most frustrating thing about this is the fact that fucking Fallon is number 1. I'd take any other one of them over him, even the real housewives guy. Fallon a fucking shit.
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ITT: People who haven't watch conan in years

He's literally the worst host right now.
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>>62661786
The longest video (non movie/doc) I ever watched is Norm hosting a youtube awards show

He knows no one is watching and he runs of all fucks to give. In fact, he was so fuckless that he went into negative fucks.

Is 2 hours of him rambling and making fun of his co-host, an uber-faggot hipster who gets salty as fuck.
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>>62661961
These videos really just highlight the fact Ferguson is the only one who can actually conduct a "talkshow" with guests. Everyone else is garbage when it comes to the interview segment.
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>>62661783
So wait, out of anything inside the actual show we could have gone with, we decided to go with something he said once, outside of his own show, in an improvisational setting? I get that half of what makes memes germinate is the eventual self-referential isolation like with baneposting, but that is a fucking stretch.
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>>62661983
>Conan was only there for his paycheck

They handed him his paycheck in front of everyone?
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Unbelievable that anyone watches any of these faggots

Ferguson was half decent because he knew the whole ' late night' TV thing was a fucking joke...and he even succumbed to the whole thing by dreaming up that stupid fucking 'gay skeleton' sidekick and those two faggots in the horse costume
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Conan fans will fiercely support Conan O’Brien in any public forum.
But they always fail to support him in the only way that actually helps: by watching his show.
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>>62659605
This. I'm so sick of the pandering they do on the show now. You know Conan isn't in to it.
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>>62659629

oh please, how did he get fucked over? his ratings were shit and hd got what he deserved. conan doesnt appeal to the tonight show's audience, simple as that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e35SVmdx9nY
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>>62661923
p-please rate my power rankings someone
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>>62662155
but I'm watching him right now
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>>62662036
Rush you in the studio and pull all the hot sluts for front row viewing, Conan rolls in doesn't give a shit does his monologue, applause sign goes off every 30 secs. Like 20 mins of shit bit and weak interview the music guest was supposed to be drake I think and he just blew off the show. Well 20 mins in he calls good night waves to the crowd and gtfo. So I got up at the crack of dawn stood in line in a parking lot for like 4 hours walked in for a 20 min taping and got the boot
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>>62662174
>how did he get fucked over?

His lead in was another fucking talkshow hosted by ...Jay Leno.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua0XUVUl9Xw
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>>62661982

FAGERSTROM
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>>62662117
As in putting in his days work, no passion
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>>62659970
>Ferguson never tried to play by the rules after his early years and basically treated the whole talk show thing as a farce
And as a means to pick up all his hot celebrity female guests. Can't blame the man.
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>>62661961
>That Mara body language

Im unironically using the word mPUA for the first time in my life:

Motherfucking mPUA

>>62662117
>lmao most people wont get that the tarp isnt broken
>last sec
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>>62662008
He's on TBS.
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>>62662273

Watch his interview with that Yvonne Strahovski or whatever the fuck her name is from that show Chuck on NBC and tell me Ferguson didn't fuck the shit out of her after that taping
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>>62658922
>ok grampa
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>>62658685
How do they get paid so much? All of those ratings seem very low.
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>>62662316
>Yvonne Strahovski
Damn it i hate and respect the man for banging all my waifus. There was no vagina that went on his show that didn't leave fmoisr and satified
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>>62662353
The audiences they pull are highly desired. Those numbers (except for DUDE 2015 LMAO) are in the most desired bracket, plus the rest of them would probably the middle class older white folks with money. Those are the ones advertisers wanna pay to advertise too.
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>>62658685
Because Americans fucking love English accents.
His more serious, long-form take on issues rather than going for pure-comedy/mockery short skits that most go for sets him apart from the competition.
>>62661693
>What I'm more curious about is why people continuously do the whole "2015" thing
It's basically been astroturfed by a small group of people (back in mah day we'd call this a forced meme) until /pol/ picked up on it. Most of /pol/ hasn't actually watched the show so there's no disconnect there.
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>2010
>all my memer friends whine about what NBC is doing to Conan
>I tell them you can't argue with ratings and that the network is just doing what's best for business
>they swear that they've always been Conan fans and that plenty of people have been watching his show
>I say all the attention he's getting has less to do with liking him and more to do with hating Leno and his new show's ratings will be shit too
>they insist that they'll watch him on TBS
>2015
>see this
>mfw
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>>62658685
>watching Daily Show
>Noah says tune in tomorrow for all five of you that are watching

kek he's going to get in trouble for that.
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>>62662527
Im not /pol/ and CURRENT YEAR is a perfect summary of his show

>Implying you need to be /pol/ to hate SJWs

get a grip son
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>>62662553
his crowd hates him, he made a joke about how kermit is red and green because he's slept with too many pigs and there was a huge angry gasp.
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>>62662560
>Im not /pol/ and CURRENT YEAR is a perfect summary of his show
It literally isn't. Most of the time, he picks an issue and rags on it for 20 minutes, cut in with a couple of skits for pacing. He's usually going for a "This is dysfunctional/ill thought out" narrative rather than a "This is old-fashion"
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>>62662560
You probably haven't actually watched its show. It goes.
>Current Year
>Horribly depressing but well researched and interesting story about how poor people are treated.
>Compare the depressing thing to random thing in an unfunny joke.
>Make mascots dance or something???
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>>62662587
The Daily Show audience are pretty much horrendous SJW shitheads.
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just shows who the plebs like the best. conan is the best
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>>62658685
>Conan that low
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>>62658685
I really don't know. There's no way those three guys above him are better.
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>>62658790
I thought every American talkshow was like that (they only air Jimmy 'HEYHEYHEYHEy' Fallon over here)
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>>62662587
He should fire his whole staff and do something completely different.
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Who even watches talk shows?
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poor Coco.
he was a meme. oh sure he is/was funny but his support never really was big as the whole team coco shit.
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A remotes only show with Ferguson and Conan would be GOAT.

I would watch the fuck out of them traveling around and just being genuine nuisances.
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>>62662871

Team Coco is online support, his ratings are really low in that bracket but compare his online clip views to Hardwick's. Conan literally has over 2 million subs on YouTube and over a hundred million views. Hardwick has 200k subs and roughly a tenth as many views.
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Wilmore show is not even funny it's him and his SJW's opinions about the news with awkward laughs.
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>>62658685

Never realised Conan was tha tlow, I thought he was popular.
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>>62658685

>Chris Hardwick

This guy is cancerously unfunny. His "jokes" make me physically ill, and that's just the shit of him I see outside his show. I've never watched his actual show, I can't fucking imagine how bad it is.
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>>62662964
makes sense why he started pandering to people playing vidya
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>>62658685

>Nielson
>18-45 age range

Most illogical combination possible. No one in that fucking age range, ESPECIALLY the lower side, watches fucking cable TV anymore.

When will dumbass TV producers learn that online has replaced their dated shit?
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>>62663015
when their parents stop paying for it anyway to watch football
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>>62658685

Wait, Carson Daly is still around?
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