ITT: Your girlfriend's favourite movie
>>62658189
The only good movie Seth was ever a part of
>>62658214
She's trying to tell you something, anon.
>>62658214
Mean Girls.
No wait that's mine.
>>62658221
He was good in the new Steve Jobs movie.
>>62658214
I feel sorry for you famicom.
>>62658189
>>62658221
>Donnie Darko
>The 40 Year Old Virgin
>Zach and Miri Make a Porno
>Kung Fu Panda
>Kung Fu Panda 2
>Steve Jobs
>bad
>>62658189
>girlfriend
REEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE FUCK!!!
I know I'm not the only one, she's obsessed with it
>>62658306
Yeah but he's a kek
>>62658298
You fucked it up Carlos
>>62658189
My hand doesn't watch movies
Being an unreasonable cunt: the movie
Do you love me?
>>62658353
You have to be the one to take charge and tell her how shit is going to be done bro
Her favourite movie is Titanic!
>
She says she just really understands it
>>62658372
>Well, we've been together for 30 years, so I guess so
>>62658327
Right here
>>62658430
It's a trap!
>>62658372
Do I WHAAT?
>>62658189
american version of pic
Amelie
>>62658189
The thumbnail looks like Seth Rogen is holding a knife to le hotheaded man's throat
Ex gfs:
Mulholland Drive and Eyes Wide Shut (sex was incredible)
My Neighbor Totoro (motherly, more introverted type)
Zoolander (I still miss her)
Presently seeing someone who's into horror. She's from Taipei.
Also have this on and off friend who's from Europe and into Emir Kusturica a lot. She's pretty open minded.
>>62658372
Holy fuck. My girlfriend asked me if I'd watch this with her, so I checked the run time
>179 minutes
>179 minutes
>179 minutes
Fuck, it wasn't terrible, but I was so bored for about the last hour.
Also
>Hey, let's watch Into the Woods!
Kill me
>girlfriend
>/tv/
>>62658306
all those movies are terrible you fuck
>>62659197
>it's an /sp/ meme thread epsiode
>>62658189
My gf doesn't really like to watch movies and doesn't really have a favorite anything.... But the films she does watch are either Human Centipede 2-tier or really good dramatic movies. I guess that's better than Love Actually or some such shit.
12 Monkeys
my ex was the kind of girl that said she was lesbian even though she never even kissed a girl
she also looked a bit like Adele with her almost permanently open pretty mouth and slightly crooked teeth, but shorter, pale, with some acne scars and with a huge ass (she used to be fat and became a bulimic)
she's the only girl i've ever fucked, we dated 6 years and she broke my heart. the end
>>62658214
My girlfriend makes me watch this with her nearly every fucking night.
I don't really understand why she likes it so much. The movie is average at best.
She get's angry after the movie too and when I ask why she just says "Well, what do you think?" and every fucking time I say it's an okay movie she just storms out.
What is wrong with her?
>>62658189
My pillow waifu loves this
>>62658189
Pitch Perfect or some Disney movie. She has terrible fucking taste in movies, television, books, music, and pretty much any other type of media.
>>62658189
D R O P P E D
>>62659402
let me have her, she's not for you
pic related
>>62659494
Look at this scrub. Can't even post a picture.
>>62659477
Life as a white race sjw must be tough. Because if you're actually consequent you can't watch anything or buy anything and have to live on a farm and read mein kampf, listen to Wagner and eat only the shit you grow yourself. But yeah, keep it up.
>>62659477
>AshkeNAZI Jewish
>>62659541
That joke went right over your head, didn't it
>>62658221
Observe and Report
>>62658189
Goddamnit OP, are you fucking my girlfriend secretly on the side? She never shuts up about this piece of shit.
>>62659372
>she used to be fat and became a bulimic
>picking low hanging fruit
good for you, just don't complain if you get stabbed
>>62659691
>I hate jews so fucking much, we need to kill them all
Get a life, anon
I don't get this but she's a nutbar so I guess she enjoys it
This shit
>>62659372
>dating crazy
>she broke my heart
What a surprise
>>62659807
nice b8
>>62658189
Just after this movie which was very similar.
>>62659941
I don't know what the b8 is, she loves the film, I don't get it
>>62658189
Last ex.
Alice in Wonderland.
She's really cute
>>62660075
God, what an amazing woman she must have been.
>>62660075
Did she dump you for a 6'6 300lbs chad?
Not my GF, we just had a successful first date, buuut...
>>62660148
Is she a 12 year old time traveler from 1999?
>>62660075
She wasfat,wasn't she?
>>62660172
She likes Star Wars in general and likes this one because Padme decides to get shit done herself when the senate decides to sit on their hands.
>>62660241
Wow
I don't have a girlfriend. Here's my boyfriend's favorite film.
>>62660305
well SOMEONE has good taste
>>62660305
Does he cry like a bitch, too?
>>62660320
Yes.
Bri: Spirited Away
Danielle: Napoleon Dynamite
Michelle: Princess and the Frog, alsoHow to be an Air-Headed Dumb Bitch in 10 Easy Steps: The Flick
Hannah (current gf): Lilo and Stitch
>>62660353
Why do you date infantile women, anon? Is it because you think they're easier to control?
>>62660374
#rekt
>>62660305
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>62658214
The Jews have the end-game in sight. The reason humanity hasn't been entirely enslaved yet is because (a) genetic discoveries do not allow for the Jews to live forever, yet, and (b) robotic technology is not yet advanced to the point where robots can perform every task that humans are currently capable of.
So, the Jews continue to do their thing, as they've been doing for centuries now. They promote interracial breeding between healthy, Caucasian women and negroid men. This is to create generations of unintelligent troglodytes incapable of standing up to the Jews.
They also manipulate the media to encourage healthy, Caucasian men to "fight and die for their country." If this proves impossible, they are subtly encouraged to feel as though they are worthless and not pass down their genes, thereby reducing the likelihood that the next generation of smart, Caucasian men would rise up and fight against the Jews.
The Jew owns every single one of us. This is how it's been for centuries. This is how the future will be. The future is going to be quite kosher, indeed.
>>62660305
N E W Y O R K
E
W
Y
O
R
K
Remnant of first gf.
>tfw 4chan is full of normies now and i have no one to relate to
i have nowhere to go, i am lost
>>62660353
how's that pedophilia treating you?
>>62658189
Jurassic Park
ex though
>>62660374
Nah, but girls with good taste in films are usually cows. I date women who look good, since in the end they'll just watch whatever I suggest anyway since, barring a few times they get to choose, they have such shit taste and know zero movies.
>tfw Michelle made me pay $24 to bring her to see Halle Berry's "The Call"
>>62658523
1. Ikiru is actually good
2. Sad cancer man doesn't have a best bud to help him
3. no DUDE WEED LMAO
Dante's Peak
10 things I hate about you
LOTR & The Hobbit Trilogies
That movie about Hachiko
P.S. I love you
Departures
Devil wears Prada
Speed
>>62660423
>coming to a thread on /tv/ to post this
I don't even have a name for how pathetic you are
>>62660447
Is this a meme? The only movies chicks watch are Disney movies, anon.
Plus, I dated Bri and Daniellewhen we were in 8th grade
>American Psycho
>Hook
>The Shining
>The Thing
>Grandma's Boy
>The Fisher King
>and now that shitty Goosebumps movie that just came out
Am I dating a turbo autist?
>>62660556
>replying to low level /pol/tards
Son...
>>62660591
>Grandma's Boy
No senpai, you're dating a patrician as fuck girl.
Probably Amelie or Usual Suspects. I never saw Usual Suspects until I met her. It was pretty good but not fav material.
>>62660556
>being this mad with one's reply to somebody posting the truth, about those aggressively promoting interracial relationships on a Madagascar knitting forum
>>62660591
that's such a mixed bag i'm honestly interested in how someone defends grandma's boy or hook in their favorites
>>62660591
Depends. Does she always do the same things in bed or has ticks?
>>62659691
spoopy
Brazil
not too bad
My ex's was:
Silver Lining Playbook
Are you surprised she was a total bitch?
>>62660624
>posts brainfart
>gets called a retard
>U MAD?? XD
What a twist
>>62660628
I know she likes Hook for nostalgia. She's the sort of lel 90s kid who legitimately loves old Nick shows to an autistic level, but she wants to write kid shows as a career so that's probably it.
>>62660637
Nope.
>>62658189
Those ugly Jew faces. eww
My BOYFRIEND's (thanks for excluding homos dumb op) favorite is Der siebente Kontinent.
>>62660720
He sounds patrician for a backpacker
>tfw no gf to netflix and chill
>tfw no gf to watch movies with
>tfw no gf
>>62660628
Grandmas Boy is a comfy fucking masterpiece
I've literally watched it over 200 times
>>62660720
i actually watched this with my ex after we broke up. Felt weird afterwards, not like i wanted to kill myself or anything
just numb
>>62660760
I hadn't even thought about that today, dick.
>>62660720
Homos are always excluded here, for they have a sickness of the mind.
She's 20 but dragged me to see this on opening night. Theater was full of mostly teens but I pretended to be interested for her but god damn was it bad.
>I rather enjoy 50/50 and Silver Linings Playlist
>first two posts I see are shaggin em
:(
>>62660628
>he doesn't like Hook
Spotted the pleb.
>>62660209
>>62660123
No.For some dork.
She's pretty cool. She introduced me to LSD.
>>62661052
Forgot pic
Between this and Totoro
Could be worse I guess. I pick out the movies 99% of the time anyway
>>62658221
>not Zack And Miri Make a Porno
>>62659402
Is her fav album The Idiot by Iggy Pop?
>>62660760
Netflix and Chill is for FWB, baka
>>62660305
GOAT
Charlie Kaufman writes the best commercial art movies.
Old fuckbuddy that I don't consider an ex was pic related I think.
She's fat and dating my best friend now. Guess I won that one.
I don't have a girlfriend but I do have a friend with benefits (who happens to be my ex).
Pic related is her favorite. Before that it was Tangled.
I actually watched pic related with her last night (before fucking) and it was surprisingly good. I quite enjoyed it, Alan Cumming was GOAT.
>>62658189
>having a gf
end yourself normie
>>62659402
Great fucking film. Your gf has good taste
This is my current gf's favourite film. Funny thing is though its alsomy wife's favourite
Between this one and a soviet Heart of a dog.
>could definitely be worse.
>>62659541
you're a such a genius, right, mate?
>>62658189
Coraline, Gone With The Wind, and East of Eden
>>62663340
So either you're a pedophile or you're fucking a CIT call waiting to happen.
>>62660890
Mine too, mah nigga. That's when you know she's a keeper.
>>62660241
Dump her, she clearly dosen'y understand movies and just goes for 1. popular nerd culture stuff (bet she's a marvel fan
and 2. is only looking for strong independent women characters. Which don't get me wrong is okay to look for and enjoy but not to serve as making a genuinely awful movie your favourite movie.
Pic related.
Pretty standard one, I think.
>>62663944
I'll take Things That Are Patently Untrue for 200, Alex
My last ex loved Fear and Loathing and The Big Lebowski. She was a "certified" priestess of dudeism and quoted Hunter constantly
Labrynth
>>62664039
I wanna kek you
Last ex.
She was 2fedora4me sometimes.
>>62664992
I feel this on a spiritual level friend. I get fucking im so nerdy types or watches tyler oakley types. At uni this year i woke up in the morning and the girl in my bed was legitimately watching pewdiepie muted on her phone.
Normies
ex*
>>62659467
Why are you with her?
>>62666427
She's prolly hot
>>62660694
Thats a red flag.
The Elephant Man
>>62658189