ITT: Reality TV done right
Kim K ran laps around these bony slags
goddamn they're ugly
I actually thought Nicole Richie was funny at times.
They almost look wholesome compared to the prison-tatted sluts we see today.
>>62654883
>Kim K
>running laps
>>62654911
Oh, wow, I never actually noticed their faces. Jesus, great bodies, bad faces.
I actually miss them at this point.
>>62654883
But the simple life was actually funny.
>Tfw you hated yourself but watched every minute of it anyway
>>62654947
I sort of knew Paris Hilton growing up. She had brown hair and brown eyes. When I first saw her on TV didn't recognize her until saw the name.
Just looking at their picture can transmit an STD. Yeeechhh...
>reality TV
Kill yourself
Joe Millionaire
Paradise Hotel
Survior
>>62654917
she was a pretty good shit stirrer
>reality tv
There's nothing "real" about it though.
Remember the episode where they're at pre-fame teenage white trash Ke$ha's house?
>>62654860
Liked it. Ritchie was better tho. I like how they tried to fuck all the good ol boys. I have the first season on DVD. Wouldnt mind streaming it if I can find it.
>>62655063
But it's fun.
Nicole Richie has some new reality show now, only saw one episode but she seemed sort of cute in a dead inside crackhead sort of way.
>>62654860
I hate myself for it but I would lying saying it's not entertaining to watch
>>62654860
I miss the Jersey shore threads. The Italian season whenre Jwow calls Snookie on his bullshit was great
>>62654981
I heard she's really cool IRL.
>>62655598
Yeah well she's playing a character whenever you hear her high pitched "that's hot" voice. Her normal voice is hella deep.
>>62655309
wud fug
>>62654969
the best part is they are texting each other smileys
>>62655569
GTL
T
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bravo OP, bravo
>>62654860
they seemed a lot more hotter back in the day... or it was probably just adolescent libido.
>>62656135
I am glad she's dead :)
>>62656187
that was also like the prototypical of "hot" girls in that era.
blonde valley girls with stick thin bodies
>>62654981
Did u fuck her?
>dat baseball episode where Nicole wears a skirt with no undies and gets upskirted
good times
dash dolls has a great plot
its worth watching just for melody
trust me, you wont be disappoint
>>62656210
>stick thin bodies
Libtards have really done a number on our society. This fat acceptance shit is out of hand.
>>62656204
Jesus Christ the whole family got fat.
>>62656210
>that era
>yfw 2000s is an era now
garbage era
Jersey Shore was kinetic cinema
The Challenge used to be fun to watch
>>62655309
JUST
>>62656263
infact, she's so hot her modeling career gets in the way andshe gets fired in the season finale
>>62656210
senpai these were the prototypical hot girls of that era. op's pic is nowhere near close desu
>>62654860
one of them is black lol
dance moms
>>62656521
she was adopted by Lionel Richie she's not actually black
i think she's been BLACKED tho
I'd straight smash paris, idgaf
>>62654860
I still remember the Salty Anal Bugers episode.
>>62656313
The Challenge was only really good when it was the original few seasons with it truly being Real World vs Road Rules and they weren't just stuck in one location but traveled together in RVs and Busses and shit.
Jersey Shore / Jersey Shore threads on /sp/
Beast answer, reporting in.
>>62654860
chopped
>>62654860
that's so hawt
>>62655003
>Paradise Hotel
>The "dancing" episode
>mfw
>>62656940
>Jersey Shore threads on /sp/
>tfw will never relive this
>>62656954
good times
>no one has mentioned this
Ya'll niggas are disgustingly gay.
Paris is really hot nowadays.
>>62657070
Wrong picture. Sorry!
>>62657151
>not No Reservations
It's basically NR 2.0, anyway.
>>62654860
Paris Hilton is still hot as fuck. Shame about her foot game though.
>>62654860
>this fucking show
>>62657070
>>62657159
It's time to build a weiner stand
>>62657258
Which one is the fat obnoxious one?
>>62657153
fuck yeah
>>62657395
I wonder how her shoes smell
>>62654860
that one with the nanny who abuses kids
>>62657395
You know its funny how back then people thought TV sluts couldn't get any worse then Paris and now look how wrong they all were.
Also, she looks really cute there.
>>62657682
this and COPS
>>62657070
>>62657159
link it
webm it
give me it
>>62657682
didn't mean to quote you, I hate when this happens
>>62654860
Am i the only normie around here who finds these too absolutely fuckable? specially richie?
>>62656954
Yeah this was excellent. The first person to laugh loses episode was hilarious when Spenny brought in a dwarf clown to try and make Kenny lose it
top tier tbf
>>62657787
Anybody who wouldn't is getting a bit towards sharp-knees thinking.
>>62657787
Nicole richie, yes. Never been a fan of Paris Hilston
>>62654938
Imagine what the slags will look like 10 years from now.
>>62657878
is having glasses a requirement?
>>62657902
>10 years from now g strings and see through shirts will be conservative clothing
![nicolerichie1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XkoaquO.jpg "nicolerichie1[1].jpg")
>>62654860
>>62654917
I find Nicole Richie unbelievably hot and I don't know why even today I would marry her in a second.
>>62656451
Interesting how this movie doesn't seem as aged as OPs show.
Was I the only one who watched the Gilligan's Island reality show? Second season was ok but I loved the first season
>>62657878
What was the point of this show? I don't remember it at all
>>62658111
It was proto-big bang theory
>>62654883
Paris is rich without having to be a D List porn star and overall international abomination
>>62658741
>without having to be a D List porn star
But she is. Who do you think Kim got the idea from?
>>62658741
How young are you?
Am I being baited?
I can't stand any reality TV shows except First 48. That show is fucking fantastic / better than a scripted crime procedural simply because it's real.
>>62657878
I love this show. I'm a geek too.
>tfw watching shows like Laguna Beach or the OC and wishing I was them
>>62656135
She was so hot when she was fat.
Admit it, you love watching Ramsey tear into people.
>>62658876
This show sucks but I like US and UK versions of nightmares. And also Bar Rescue
>>62658806
The Real World is GOAT
>>62658876
for one season then it just gets boring
>>62658017
Pretty retarded that the millionaire couples got 2 votes. They fixed that in the second season.
Joe Schmo Show season 1 is my favorite reality show.
>>62658915
post favorite RW cast
REAL WORLD SAN DIEGO IS GOAT RW
>>62658901
The BBC America Kitchen Nightmares made in the US AND UK (with rare episodes in Spain, Ireland, etc) are perfect.
>tfw you there when Paris's T-Mobile Sidekick got hacked
After I fapped to the nudes I spent my day calling celebs. Best reaction was Nick Carter from the Backsteet Boys who answered with "If I answer will you people just leave me alone!?" I then proceeded to call him a faggot.
Rock of Love was my guilty pleasure, probably had the skankiest cast on tv at the time. I just skipped the bret parts and fapped to the catfights.
used to love 'I'm With Busey' now i can't even find a decent pic to use
this guy did ameriteam, this and Codemonkeys and then promptly fell off the face of the earth
who still has paris' sex tape saved here :^)
>>62659127
>dat Destiny
my rock of lovefu
>>62659046
I don't remember
I unironically enjoy Project RunwayExcept the most recent season when this fat piece of shit SJW tumblrina beat out designers with way more talent because "muh plus size real woman"
>>62656561
This show is literal pedo bait.
>>62654860
Nichole Richie actually did a really cool podcast called The History Of Rome. She digitally altered her voice to sound male and created an elaborate fictitious host character on top of an in depth look at Rome's history
>>62659376
Honey Boo Boo anyone?
Toddlers and Tiaras?
>>62658901
I can feel the POS system kicking in
>>62659326
That's disgusting. It looks like you could get those clothes at a target too. Unoriginal as fuck.
>>62658741
Tiny titties are the best
>>62659419
>Honey Boo Boo
No
>Toddlers and Tiaras
Yes
>>62659127
The skaniest chicks were usually the hottest
>>62659454
I wouldn't even call them tiny. They're literally perfect. Small enough to be nice and perky, but not too small. And probably the most perfect nipples you'll ever see.
I love these family executions shows from ISISIL,
they are usually Sunday afternoon.
Really high production values and family friendly fun without swearing and alcohol or nudity.
![flavor-of-love-girls[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EaIYrd6.jpg "flavor-of-love-girls[1].jpg")
>bitches know i ain't shit but they still on my dick
Flavor of Love made me feel optimism, just if you have a little bit of cash you can get these sloots to line up
>>62659396
>learning history from Nichole Richie
anon...
>>62659639
This show dindu nuffin
COPS is the best
>>62659639
Bootz can get it, yo
>>62659396
>Listening to Nicole Richie talk about Rome in a guys voice without even getting to see her
That sounds horrible.
http: www.hitbox.tv Sheev66
Starting "The Simple Life": Season 1 in 10 mins.
Get in here.
>>62659725
How about Gene Simmons as a school teacher in the UK?
>>62659758
Has Hitbox moved away from gaming content only, or has the service just gotten big enough they can't keep an eye on all the channels any more?
Used to get my shit shut down constantly trying to stream shows on hitbox after jtv shut down.
>>62659590
Good point. I always found Paris ridiculously hot. Hell, I still find her bonerific. Just wish she had better feet
>>62659758
I am so ready.
>>62659326
>>62659444
every few seasons they do a "marketable" win where exactly what you said happens, someone they expect to sell a shitton just gets handed the victory
however piss the line is (and its pretty piss, all with terrible makeup and styling) literally everything there is separates, and thus is going to make more money than some shitty couture winner
>>62659639
I'm here for Red Oyster.
>>62659758
Get in lads last call. 2 mins to go.
I liked Lionel Richie, and when I saw this and found out he had a daughter, I became infatuated. I watched the show and had a recurring day dream where she happened to be driving by while I was out skateboarding with my friends and she basically kidnapped me and turned me into a rent boy.
What about The Joe Schmoe Show? Any fans?
>>62659639
Is this the one where one of them took a shit (can't remember if in their pants, or on the floor)?
>>62659758
oh boy
>>62660022
it was the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeOMwXquzIQ
>>62659961
The human mind and male psyche is a wonderful thing.
>>62656954
yep this show was the shit
>>62656954
this shit was scripted as fuck
Little Women LA
LP girls are so desirable.
>>62654860
too TRUE
>>62659089
That hack was unreal. I remember people sending it to each other on AIM.
Big Brother live stream is as real as it gets. This pussy trashed won $500k and definitively proved that autism is a legit BB strategy.
>>62660926
so how do you win BB?
>>62661066
by riding one of the best players coattails till the final 3 and pray that you win the last HoH and send her home
>>62661099
I'll be honest with you, that was greek to me.
>>62657878
>face on the girl on the right
jesus
>>62659758
hoes at the hoedown rn check it out
>>62661066
By giving me them digits bb gurl
>>62659758
>>62658005
Vat? The clothing styles in MG are as period as it gets.
>the hot emo chick was eliminated because she was the last one into Andy Dick's room
>>62661397
they look smelly
>This Channel has been Closed due to Terms of Use Violations
>>62660920
I got it from some message board. Everyone was trolling celebs and posting about it. It was a pretty epic day that inconvenienced the fuck out of a lot of celebs what with having to change their numbers and all.
>>62657986
I caught a glimpse of her show the other day. She is goddamned hilarious.
>>62657757
The Shift > First 48
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5NvQP9A2TNLQ0kh6hwoGdgpLVYfM3ET7
>>62659326
I started watching this with mymomtwo years ago and my only issue is what you said.
>>62657878
6 7 9 7.5 8 8.5 3 6
Does MXC count as reality?
>>62662604
comedy game show
>tfw no Mckenzie GF
>>62659639
>Ice
Holy shit. I used to party with that girl. She was tried to talk hood. She worked at Hooters before goin on to do dead 20 min news shifts on the radio. Everything thought she looked like Paris Hilton even though he had a crook nose. Good Times
![IMG_3527-356x267[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BHP0lup.jpg "IMG_3527-356x267[1].jpg")
>>62662723
McKenzie is a no talent bitch.
You gotta pick the hottest contestant and ride it out.
Also fuck Darla. Emily won last season hands down.
>>62662854
>tfw no Laura GF
>>62656954
>reality
Early Jersey Shore,
>>62657878
LETS MAKE LOTS OF MONEY
>>62662885
id face her off
I watch Korean shows for the cutesy shit.
>>62659639
Bootz was the best. I don't care how trashy she was, that ass was a force
>>62661711
Holy shit I got pissed. She was my favorite and she got dumped the second or third episode
>>62655569
>Snookie
>his
I don't understand. But yeah, Jersey Shore was pretty good
>>62659639
I used to fap to this show because the women were always scantily clad. Myammee was the best; she looked kinda like Meagan Good.
>>62659127
>skipped the bret parts
fucking pleb
I unironically love rupaul's drag race. project runway + america's next top model + maximum glamour, drama and cattiness
I unironically enjoy this show, and watch every season. It has been getting very weak though lately
>>62655569
>TAXI SONO QUI
>>62663665
This show has some mad hot bitches.
>dat Brittney chick from last season HNGGGHHHHH
>>62663665
Been watching this since it was real world/road rules. I think the challenges have gotten better (sorta repetitive though) but the parity is so bad. Especially with the girls, it's obvious Laurel is the alpha bitch. Does anyone expect someone like Jasmine to go anywhere ever? Soft players have to pray they coast by like that one prissy black chick did about two seasons ago.
>>62657986
shes married to one of those madden brothers from good charloete
who /exonthebeach/ here?
There used to be a dating tv where 6-7 men fight for this 9/10 model's attention for a full season only to reveal that said 9/10 is a tranexual and it ended up with the 6-7 men suing the producers
>tfw you will never relive the early-mid 2000's mtv/vh1
>made
>true life
>x of love
>real world
Why even live, bros..
>>62663593
God, Asians can be really cute sometimes.
>>62657183
>>62657151
Literally GOAT. Also Man vs Wild
>>62664026
man vs wild is shit
>>62664051
Go to bed, Les. Bear is based. You are just some Cūcknadian loser.
>>62663985
>>62663995
>>62664011
>muh dick
what is this?
Does this count as reality?
>>62664067
ϹUCK DESU SΜH FAΜ
>>62664080
girl named krystal from australian big brother
>>62661108
>>62659982
WHAT IS GOING ONI saw some shitty flick years later with the chick that played the christian girl. Pretty decent set if you know what I'm saying
>>62663653
>next top model
I remember a few years ago me and th missus where watching the stralyan top model finale. The host announced the winner, after a few minutes of celebrating they realized it was the wrong name. Absolute comedy gold.
>>62664159
I wish I'd watched that live, even seeing the clip of it after I'd heard what happened was one of the funniest things I've seen
>>62664159
>>62664218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqiD0KTZrKE
>yfw a dude from sp actually won big brother
>>62664239
We told you we'd find a way
>>62664225
Oh god this is the most cruel thing i've ever seen.
>>62664225
hahaha
it's a pity that girl took it so well or it could have been GOAT
>>62664225
didn't anyone notice the giant cover picture behind them?
>>62657360
ur mum
>>62658876
no, but I do love watching him make delicious things
https://youtu.be/Yw-FSUEc8Pc
>that ganache
>Yanks never got to experience the glory that was Playing it Straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw-t2RsDJL4
Stick 8 men in a house trying to seduce a girl. But half of them are gay. She eliminates them one by one, and if she ends up with a straight guy, they split 10,000. If she ends up with a gay guy, he gets it all. The girl assumed all the guys would be straight when she agreed to the show, and is only told the twist halfway through the first episode.
>>62664500
Well i know what i`m marathoning tonight
>>62664500
First 2/3rds of that show can't have been that exciting. Looking at that group of guys for 5 seconds you can already see several faggots trying to do their best not to burst into flames right there.
>>62664225
Damn that shit was brutal, but pretty impressed how the girl took it.
>>62663593
HAfu nudes
Not sure if this counts, but GOAT for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1sHO_cF0ck
In terms of cocksuckability:
Pamela Anderson > Chloe Sevigny > Chyna > Kim Kardashian > Paris Hilton
Reality TV is fucking cancer and people who watch this shit need to end themselves
>>62657878
>Meghan from Meghan Wants A Millionaire
>show was cut short showing episodes cuz one of the guys killed a woman and put her body in a suitcase
How does this not get more attention?!?!
>>62666058
I'm sure most the scripted shows you watch are no better.
>>62666079
Television is for plebs, I watch cinema.
>>62664225
>Australian television
Par for the course.
>>62655389
kek, I enjoy watching this with my gf
>>62656135
proto-JUSTice league
>>62663968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ1ORB8fxRs
Pretty funny
Last year there was 'I Wanna Marry Harry' (love that title) where some lady dupes went after a Prince Harry lookalike. I don't think he acted much like Prince Harry tho
>implying Cops isnt the only correct answer
>>62662854
>I'm friends with Emily irl
