new episode tonight, starts in a few minutes
too busy watching Shia
time for a qt to die
>killing the prettier one
welp, Crowley done fucked up
damn, crowley finally grew a pair, about time
Digging Crowley's tie.
Remember when this show used to have a color theme? Red = demons, evil Blue = angels, good. Why did they drop that?
>comparing Wire to Game of Thrones
Dean confirmed for shit taste.
I wonder what this guy did to become a demon? Cheated on his taxes?
where is crowley? is that place supposed to be in hell?
>>62654073
it's way too late
he should have been training her when she is smaller
she is like a dozen souls away from raping him
Seriously though, what channel replays Jenny Jones reruns?
Smooth as fuck.
DOH ye olde demon trap, damn demons are dumb
>>62654240
Can you blame them? Who paints a demon trap on the ceiling of a jail cell? Who needs to?
That wallpaper!
>they remember that people are inside of the demons
What's that mark supposed to mean, again?
>>62654336
Maybe they got the writers to care again.
Or they listened to fans' complaints.
>>62654366
The bullet in the chest wound?
>amara posts on /b/
THE MEMES CROWLEY
THE MEMES
>she learns about /tv/
>Memes
>memes
Literally came to /TV/ for memes
>I'll leave you to your memes
>I'll leave you to your memes
Crowley isn't usually this stupid. He had to know that keeping a thing like Amarah around is just a death sentence to him.
>I'll leave you to your memes
It's like a reaction image in real time.
>I'll leave you to your memes
Fucking storm here, screen just skipped, did Crowley just say what gets you off?
>>62654419
need a webm of this
it's an amara becomes a baneposter episode
Amara is a big girl
>metatron has become Nightcrawler
>Memetron is back
>metatron is running fight club
>>62654483
For you
Why is chuck allowing metatron to be such a douche
>if you live, there's no story
Literally Louis Bloom
>>62654515
Because God doesn't care anymore.
>>62654417
Amara's kind of a death sentence to everyone.
Crowley has a better chance of preparing if he keeps an eye on the death sentence.
>>62654515
The same reason he allows so many other people to be a douche.
Also.damn blackstar, first hearthstone threads now this. You're alright
>>62654598
I've been in supernatural threads for years.
I used to run the #heroes irc and #thecape irc before we had "generals"
can someone refresh my memory and tell me how metatron got out of heaven prison and also what is going on in heaven these days?
>how much stuff I had to steal and then pawn to pay for that
LOUIS
BLOOM
>understanding your rebellious teen
Lel
Crowley = best dad in the series?
>wageslave
is this the meme show
Legalized pot and teen parenting books. Oh, supernatural, never change.
>>62654697
They literally just said marijuana decreased deaths.
>what century are you in?
CASTIEL ITS 2015
COME ON
ROFL
METATRON BTFO
Tick-tick.
I missed Metatron
FULL WUSS
Just have a demon possess him and steal his info ya dummy.
"The band?" That's the first thing that popped in my head too...
>>62654736
kek
Is it just me or has this season been pretty great so far?
>>62654336
Ruby said that demons leave their human hosts strung out and wishing for death. Or something like it, it was a while ago.
>dean saves the darkness just like the prophecy
16 is legal in Kansas right?
>>62654642
Castiel broke him out so he would tell him how to remove the Mark of Cain from Dean. It didn't work out.
Heaven's condition is still up in the air. It's like Greece up there.
Like the demon blade is going to take her out. Come on, Dean. Think.
>>62654792
I was put off by the first episode, but it picked up after that.
It was looking like the whole season would be a zompocolypse.
>>62654792
Darkness as a girl works well
Don't monologue, Crowley! Don't do it!
>you will never have the darkness as your waifu who saves you from the king of hell
>they fuck while she makes Crowley watches
>>62654794
they also have severe mental problems and are forever beacons for demons to repossess them
Fake hand looks silly and fake.
The Darkness wants to break certain statutory laws with Dean
>>62654792
Yeah. It's just you. There's a lot of plot going on, but it still seems as meandering as season 6-7.
The ole Triple D is coming
Say it with my everyone Dean Dicks the Darkness
>I'M HUNGRYfor D's D
>>62654881
Can sam and dean even go to jail?
They have killed a billion people and committed all sorts of fraud. I can't see banging a billion year old deity in the form of a teenager setting off any FBI alerts
Sam is such a softy now.
>none of them ever use their tk on Sam
>>62654898
Only if Chris Hansen guest-stars in the following episode.
>>62654968
demon tk is wildly inconsistent.
The winchesters should have lost a billion times over to ghosts and demons if it worked like it did in season 1 and 2
they're trying to kill the most powerful evil in the universe and sam is worried about saving demons
Gat damn Amara
>>62655023
>inconsistent.
Code word for bad writing.
>>62654925
maybe, but i think even Dean has standards
can they focus on one subplot at a time
it's annoying
>>62655041
Dean fucked Anna.
He has no standards.
So is Sam getting Lucifer visions or God visions?
>>62655041
I think you typed that a little too fast there
Being human does suck.
>>62655067
lucifer,no doubt.
>>62655065
she's wasnt in a teenage body
>I can't take it anymore. Not one more human day.
>Making my rent... Keeping my phone charged...
I KNOW THAT FEEL, BRO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZy8cAgBlM
BUT I KEEP CRUISIN, BLACK IMPALA MOVING
>his sister
>not banging her and making creation that way
writers are hacks
Would you bang YHWH's sister?
wait... did metatron just say the darkness is god's sister?
>the Darkness is God's imouto
HOLY SHIT
>sister
DIVINE BLASPHEMOUS
WINCEST
GOD HAS A SISTER???? WTF, Supernatural. Seriously. What the fuck is this?
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH?! The fuck?
GOD CONFIRMED FOR OLDER THAN DEATH
GOD CONFIRMED FOR OLDER THAN DEATH
GOD CONFIRMED FOR OLDER THAN DEATH
GOD CONFIRMED FOR OLDER THAN DEATH
I can't wait for Chuck to appear and have to explain his sister
This is literally fanfic writing now.
>>62655158
Makes sense on a conceptual level. If God and nothingness has always been then they are, in a way, relatives? I guess?
>>62655158
>>62655138
>>62655150
>>62655133
Well, if God represents Light ("Let there be light, blahblahblah) it only makes sense that Amara, the Darkness, would be his sister
This show hasn't jumped the shark. It has cleared flown over the ocean.
God's sister - i did not see that coming
...well that is something
>>62655114
I'm honestly not sure of Sam is played by Kevin Tran or not
>The Darkness is God's sister
STOP. IT.
>>62655211
he is, a bunch of SPN cameos at the end as well
>>62655188
>now
So wait where does Death fit in? Shouldn't he be as old as them since technically they were the first living beings in existence
>>62655211
he needs work dude. starring in fan-made akira live action trailers dont pay the bills!
>>62655240
Death is as old or older than God.
Well, he was.
God's sister. No, sir, I don't like it.
But then when you are on the eleventh season you tend to go out there.
>>62655240
didn't death say he was older than god or iirc he said he couldn't remember
>>62655240
Probably. Amara oldest, God middle child, Death younger?
>>62655240
it never made sense that death was on the same level as God in the cosmic sense since death is only necessary once there is life and God created life
>>62655240
>Chuck = light
>Amara = darkness
>Chuck locks away the darkness
>can create stuff
>stuff has to die. Death is created as well as a byproduct
>>62655267
>season 20
>big bad evils are the God and Darkness's cousins from an alternate dimension
>Old Sam and Dean must train all their bastard kids from over the years into hunters
>the last 2 standing get the Impala
>>62655240
Sssshhhh, they have been making it up as they go along since the sixth season.
In other news, do you think Kripke is watching this going, "WHAT!? WHAT THE HELL, JEREMY???!"
Jeremy is pissing on all the mythology the early seasons have built up.
>>62655114
Oh shit. Unrelevant now though but still pretty good.
>>62655240
Maybe he's gods dad?
They have to have a mommy too right?
WAS IT RAPE!?
>lucifer = lightbringer
>lucifer = key to beating the darkness
>>62655100
Called it.
>>62655238
They could have easily made into some gnostic shit.
>>62655308
Right now the writers just read this and are going, "QUICK! WRITE THIS DOWN!"
>>62655067
>>62655100
Looks like Lucifer
THE CAGE!!! SHIT IS GONNA GET REAL
>>62655353
Aw sheeet spn pls
Poor sad crowley
Aww shit i hope they bring back Adam.
Lol fuck you, Dean. You give Cass shit on letting fatman go but you let Darky go yourself didn't you.
>>62655391
His soul was raped to death.
Not happening.
>>62655353
I like that. It would make up for the BS about God's sister.
They could've gone with sweet sweet semi-wincest, first two beings deciding to bang and bang and bang and make kids and creation but one of them gets hungry, eats the kids and has to be locked away.
But no
Siblings instead.
>God created leviathan and purgatory before he made anything in creation,
>he was afraid they'd eat the whole petri dish
God had been planning to betray her for a good while. Wtf did she think he was doing and going to do when he wanted to make leviathan and then made the angels?
>>62655353
Shiiieeeet
>>62655403
Well, can you blame the guy. Its not very often that you can claim you are destined to bang God's sister
>>62655353
well lucifer is the angel of balance and light....god punishing him sent the universe out of balance
HUNTING WABBITS
>>62655391
There must be nothing left of him by now.
Why did they bother to mention him in that girl's school episode?
god i love Supernatural, i hope this shit goes on forever, it's just so comfy, shitty writing be damned
Holy shit was that Crowely's mom following Darkness-chan?
>>62655353
They really look the long route going full-circle, didn't they?
>whats up, doc
>>62655409
Maybe not, it's not like Michael and Lucifer can blame him, he did say yes to becoming Michael's vessel after all.
>>62655480
The plots don't make sense but, boy, do they know how to write characters you give a damn about. And get the right actors to make you give a damn.
>>62655530
No shit. I was actually worried Crowley was gonna bite it there for a second.
>>62655114
kek, didn't expect to see all the main actors pop up at the end, also the cover is a hell of a lot better than the original song
So God ripped some of himself apart creating Angels then god ripped his sister apart creating mankind and then locking the rest of her away.
>>62655409
Why would they?
Michael has no reason to torture or fuck up Adam or his soul. And no reason to let Lucifer get his jollies off torturing Adam. Sam was screwed, but Adam should be fine.
>>62655491
>last episode of this season
>carry on my wayward son comes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2X_2IdybTV0
>instead of clips from previous relevant shows it's all comments about how supernatural has gone downhill
>immediately cuts into an epic fight between Lucifer + Sam + Dean + Chuck vs the Darkness/Death + reapers
>the series finale is just 45 minutes of fighting with all of the special effects you would expect in a celestial fight
>>62655602
>>62655562
Same. And thing is with this show, save for Dean, Cas and Sam, anyone can be on the death list. ANYONE! This show takes the, "Murder your darlings" to heart.
>>62655602
>Series finale is just a bunch of bright lights and visual distortions
would be neat
>>62655642
more like "murder your waifus"
>>62655590
You saw those chains, right? Do you recall Dean's time in hell? You know what those chains are attached to? Michael, Lucifer and Adam's souls.
It's the cage, not jail.
>the entire show is God using S&D to fix all his fuckups by proxy
>>62655602
can you imagine the outcry from the fans that put 10+ year into supernatural if the writer's did a Angel series finale and just did the credits right before the big fight?
So, this season will have no choice but to bring God back into the fold. With his sister roaming about. Jesus, what is he doing by the way?
So What do you think Lucifer and Michael talk about in the cage?
I mean they both probably hate their dad now so if they're let out odds are they'll just go to the darkness.
So this should be neat. We'll either see Michael and Lucifer get taken out by the darkness or go back to heaven and close the doors forever
>>62655726
God has been busy shitposting on /pol/
>>62655717
I can imagine it would be big. Most of the audience is imagining the boys dying and staying dead as a final blessing from God. Like the Winchesters finally get to rest. No games of bringing them back. To make it seem that they never get that deserved rest would piss off so many people.
>>62655765
>Fucking jews I have one son and they kill him. Hitler was right
I can see it
>>62655676
Top kek.
Those chains are attached to the cage you moron
>>62655742
They may be pissed at Dad but given their reaction to Aunty being loose, I am guessing they will be going with the lesser of two evils.
As to what they talk about, I can imagine Michael forever whining to Lucifer that he had to start that Heaven Civil war over the humans. If he had just did what Dad wanted back all those eons ago, he would have never fallen and Hell would have never existed. Instead, Lucifer just had to play the spoiled jealous brat. Stupid, stupid, brother.
>>62655742
>So What do you think Lucifer and Michael talk about in the cage?
>not playing Rock ,Angel sword, Colt until the end of time
Thinking about it if Michael and Lucifer can time travel
can't they just keep skipping 1000's of years until they reach a point that they're free?
I mean time travel can't change anything so fuck it
>>62655869
*and you still gave literally no reason why Michael would let his vessel get tortured by Lucifer, or would torture his vessel himself.
>>62655964
The cage had 666 seals.
I am sure one of them prevented time travel
>>62655869
>>62655971
Why would Michael even be in his vessel anymore. Fuck humans
Adam is completely screwed
>>62655869
>>62655971
I'm saying they're ALL being tortured, not just sitting around and picking on each other to alleviate boredom or something.
>>62655114
lol, that hula hoop past the demons reference
>>62656100
no we know for a fact lucifer was torturing sam's soul down there in the box
Did you forget an entire season that revolved around this?
Adam's soul would be the same way
>>62656100
What would possibly be torturing them?
Demons are the ones that torture people in hell, besides that waiting line anyway. Lucifer could torture Sam cause they were both locked up and Sam fucked him over so might as well. Michael has no reason to with Adam and it'd be a pleasure to keep Lucifer from getting his jollies off since Sam in body and soul got out
Adam coming back and wanting revenge for being abandoned would be pretty sweet.
>>62656198
adam is too fucked to speak coherent sentences let alone plan any revenge.
Death was pretty sure letting sam experience the torture from Lucifer would end his existence forever.
Imagine how bad Adam's soul would be by now
>>62655917
From what I remember Lucifer was jelly about humans but still loved his dad (also likely added that the Mark of Cain likely affected him in a way too) and Micheal gave no shits about the humans either but did as commanded by his dad to fight his brother.
Both were of the mind that once the final showdown between the two of them were over regardless of who won their dad would show back up and make everything better.
The of course you had Gabriel who while loved his dad and brothers was pretty resigned to the fact he fucked off into permanent vacation mode so why shouldn't he.
Raphael loved his dad but he was the obvious idiot of the bunch that just followed whatever Micheal said to do.
>adam, lucifer, angels (by name), god, etc
is there a reason jesus hasn't made an appearance ?
>>62656198
>YFW Lucifer and Michael made an Eve from adam's rib and have been playing house this entire time
>YFW the cage became the garden of Eden after Same left
>>62656241
>implying the antichrist wasn't jesus
>>62656241
he doesn't really fit in
>>62656241
>Jesus Muhammad and Moses show up for the finale
>>62656241
Didn't Eve say something about how Jesus was just a man?
>>62656303
>black jesus played by that dude from the star wars movie
pottery
>>62656311
sam and dean are just men
saying "just a man" means nothing in the supernaturalverse
Look at Samuel Colt.
>>62656356
Samuel Colt made shit.
Sam and Dean are main characters in a popular enough tv show and so have plot armor and plot convenience, plus a splash of destiny and God apparently bringing them back sometimes in the past when they die according to that gardener in Heaven.
Jesus would have no god like powers, not even angel like.
>>62656429
chuck wrote about them in his supernatural novels which is why they have the plot armor
Jesus would have the same plot powers in the new testament
>pre christ fujoshis ship jesus with mary magdalene
>God created the leviathans before he created anything else probably using a bit of Darkness in the making
>them little souless fuckers just like to eat and eat
>creates Purgatory to lock em away
>either he makes Eve next to be their jailer with less Darkness used in the mix and more of himself or he makes the Archangels, either way Eve is made to be the Leviathans prison warden before any other angels are made
>Lucifer uses the mark and corrupts souls to creates the first demons
>Eve is released on earth a couple times over the years and makes new monster species every time
So we've got demons that are human souls corrupted by darkness, Leviathans that are Gods early experiment at making shit and obviously has a bit to much Darkness in em, and then we've got Eve and the monsters
for all we know Dean and Sam or one of them is a Jesus type creation son of God since after all we know this is the first gospel being written since biblical times
>>62656552
>Eve is made to be the Leviathans prison warden
No, Leviathans even called her a whore. Eve's the prison bitch who God gave to them to fuck so they'd stay pacified
>>62656552
That makes sense.
The only question is where the hell did Amara and God come from? And if Amara has a name, what is God's name?
>>62656552
Leviathins had no darkness in them.
The Darkness is the soul of all people/demons. It's what gave life it's humanity.
>God creates Leviathins
>they're absolutely terrible
>Scraps it and sends them away
>God creates angels from his own grace
>Alright this is fucking boring
>God invites his sister over for lunch
>Drugs the food
>God and the arch angels hack her apart
>Seal her away
>God uses the rest of her to create humanity
>>62656241
He has.
>>62656643
>God's name?
Chuck
>>62656643
Yahweh
>>62656638
Think they called her a whore because she has all her children and every time she comes back to earth she makes more.
Not to mention I remember them calling her a mutt so while she may be similar to a Leviathan but she obviously has what equates to a soul for a monster.
Always figured God made the Monsters for a duel purpose.
>helps keep the human population in check while alive
>helps keep Leviathans contained in Purgatory
>>62656721
Wasn't that Heavenly gardener, Joshua, supposed to represent Jesus? Like Joshua was Jesus' old, original name.
>>62656761
>Think they called her a whore because she has all her children
Nah, Edgar acted like he said that cause he knew her, not cause she just has lots of kids which anyone would know.
>remember them calling her a mutt so while she may be similar to a Leviathan but she obviously has what equates to a soul for a monster.
I took it as him calling the Alpha Vampire a mutt
>ALPHA VAMPIRE: I am the son of Eve!
>EDGAR: A pathetic mutt. Hardly one of us. I knew Eve, and honestly... your mommy was a whore.
>>62656327
Nah, just get Gerald Johnson to do a quick cameo.
>>62656486
>pre christ fujoshis ship jesus with mary magdalene
More like John and Judas. Magdalene is a just a beard in their eyes
>>62656795
Yep.
Whatever happened to the colt?
Is it stuck in a paradox?
>>62657093
Irrelevant. They have weapons that can kill just as efficiently now and aren't limited by ammo
>>62655306
Death said he could reap God, so he may have already existed in some form before them or at the same time.
My guess is that all three came about at the same time. God was positive energy, Darkness was negative energy, and Death was a neutral combination of both energies.
God liked creating things, Darkness liked destroying things, and Death was neutral.
God couldn't create anything, because it would all be negated by the Darkness.
Death teamed up with God, giving him a significant portion of his positive energy; which created a potential well that trapped the Darkness.
>God = 1
>Darkness = -1
>Death = 0.5 - 0.5
>Death gives 0.5 to God
>God + Death = 1.5
>Death = - 0.5
>they use just enough to trap Darkness
>potential well = 1.1
>potential well > Darkness
>|1.1|>|1|
>Darkness trapped
>God = 0.4
>God can now create things without Darkness negating it
>Death uses - 0.1 of his energy to reap portions of God's creations
>Death still has just enough energy to entirely negate God's existence if he wants
>Winchesters happen
>potential well weakened
>potential well = 0.9
>|0.9|<|1|
>potential well < Darkness
>Darkness escapes
>uses - 0.9 of her energy to do it
>Darkness = - 0.1
>Darkness now converting God's creations into negative energy and absorbing it
>conversion process is inefficient so it takes a while
>God absent and stopping her
>once Darkness > God's creation, then she'll destroy it all
>>62657303
Wasn't the Angel blade's effectiveness against demons a massive retcon?
When Castiel and Uriel were fighting Alistair and Cas couldn't smite him, he could have used his blade instead but he didn't.
>>62657371
Do you think the writers come on sites like this to see people work out their plot holes for them. Like right now someone just scanned this post and went, "That makes sense. Someone put this on the board. We are going to use this to get through the rest of the season."
>>62657519
Not that anon but they could probably explain that away with the Angels not bringing their weapons with them since the blades are primarily for killing angels and not demons, the latter they can usually smite and overpower, and the former they were not at civil war yet and weren't hunting or at threat another angel
>>62657614
>Chuck appears out of nowhere
>boys ask him all kinds of shit about Amara
>"yeah, that's what happens when you take liberties with your sister, and you guys thought Becky was bad"
I hope it turns out Metatron was lying about the sibling thing, but who am I kidding, there's a reason they made it so easy to get the tablet and the info out of him.
inb4 they kill Chuck and Amara
I love that someone screencaped this. This is the most fake bit of special effects that this show has done in its eleven years old history.
Love it.
I'm five episodes into Season 8 and holy fuck is it bad. Does it get good again, and if so, when?
>>62658132
got a good chuckle from that myself
>>62658165
season 8 gets better around the time Abbadon is brought in but overall its a pretty weak season
Dean's getting so much spotlight.
The mark, the darkness's bottom bitch.
Thank god Sam's pussy shit is toned down
>muh powers
>muh blood
>muh vessel
>muh soul
>muh dog
>muh gf
>muh trials
>>62656980
>>62656795
>Jesus
>black
>>62658165
seasons 9 and 10 are much better, but 8 was ok
>>62657371
that's not bad, just curious, did you take a undergrad logic course this semester? that looks like the types of problems we'd have to do
>>62657371
God is absent, but we know he's on earth so it's inevitable that he'll get involved unless he truly doesn't care about his creation any more and just wants the world to burn
>>62658756
God as a psychopath....You know that would make for a good book. I'd read that.
>>62659062
it's been out for awhile, its called the Holy Bible you dipshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSYNNi2wk10
>tfw when Lucifer coming back
>>62659099
Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge there, buddy.
>>62659534
I AIN'T your buddy, pal
>>62653878
Its been so long but what ever happened to Sam's demon powers?
>>62659959
stripped when he got pulled out of the cage
>>62659959
They went away when he uncaged Lucifer.
I think they should just go balls to the wall and end this ala EoE. Just kill everyone, everything. They can always pussy out and just do a reset afterward.
>>62655114
>open video
>"wow, guess I'm watching parody trash and then shitposting about it"
>mfw watching
>all those actors from the show
that was really enjoyable
oooh yeah.
I still record this show.
Gave up on Arrow.
Though last week they had Constantine and I actually did want to see that one.
>marv schools cas on wage kekery
tell me about the darkness, why does she wear amara
>>62657614
Never thought of that. But the idea of opposite energies arising from nothingness is something they've probably considered already. Their explanation might be more focused around entropy though.
>>62658659
Took a logic course over the summer years ago. My theory was more centered around particle physics. Electrons, positrons, annihilation, potential wells. etc.
I didn't mention it earlier, but when Darkness negates things that God creates, another form of energy may be given off; which is an alternative explanation in which Death coming about after them and receive power from God's and Darkness's interactions.
>>62658756
A overt show of power by God would be a fitting way to conclude the series.
>people wondering where Jesus went
Jesus is God you nerds
Chuck was Jesus and then became God at the end of season 5
Have none of you read the Bible
>>62664668
>"Why have I forsaken me, fatherme?"
>>62664668
chuck is was and will always be a prophet despite what the actor said years ago at some obscure con - if anything God is the impala "the most important object in the universe"
>>62653878
Im hungry
and I want Dean to fuck me.
>We David Lynch now.
Next episode is gonna be nuts.
Amara is looking good.
>>62668364
>jensen and jared probably banged her
>>62668497
>implying they are into keking their spouses
They aren't Misha.
>its a supernatural thread
>>62668006
Saving for future reaction.
Ok so the cage is going to be opened I assume sometime later this season. Question is, will it be Lucifer, Michael, or both?
Second, what will the Demon tablet be used for?
Third, when is God going to finally show up?
Is death kill?
>amara browsing rare pepes
