LMAO
>>62650330
I DINDU NUFFIN'!
I have no problem with him being black, but damn does he have to look so fucking clueless and confused in every scene?
>>62650330
HOL UP
>>62650330
HE A GOOD BOY
>>62650580
seriously he looks befuddled in every shot. even his little toy said "I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO". wasnt this fuck a storm trooper?
>>62650580
That maybe because he is a fucking bad actor ?
HANS UP DON SHOOT
>>62650762
#WOOKIELIVESMATTER
>>62650580
Because he's a dumb grunt who's way in over his head? He's the comic relief for a reason.
literally good boy: the actor
>>62650742
>wasnt this fuck a storm trooper?
because the storm troopers were so great at their jobs right?
all the clothes look cosplay tier.
cheap materials, etc.
im not hating it, but fuck, huge budget hellooo
>>62650824
this "stormtroopers were shit" meme needs to die
>>62650330
HEYYYY MACARENA
why does chewart look like a chinese ?
>>62650839
>were
>meme
empire apologist detected
>>62650839
in every encounter in all the movies they were in they were dumb guys shooting like GIJOE cartoons
it isn't a meme that troopers were shit
>>62650839
>a stormtrooper is posting on /tv/ defending the honor of his friends
Brings a tear to my eye
What's so funny, OP?
The picture just shows more Empire incompetence of taking the heroes prisoner, again. Never works out for them.
>>62650882
they btfo the rebels on tantive 4, they let luke and leia escape because they planted a tracker on the falcon to find the rebel base, they btfo'd hoth, and then lost to a guerilla military force who knew the landscape of the area and were fighting in a fucking jungle in stark white armor. they wouldve lost that battle 8/10 times
>>62650330
>confused look again wtf
>>62650949
>storm troopers loosing to midget monkeybears with slingshots
>storm troopers are good
>>62650330
In case any of you feel bad for this guy because /tv/ makes fun of how he looks, just know that he would not hesitate to laugh at any of you for no other reason than what you look like. He's an asshole and deserves all of the derision you lot throw at him. Carry on.
Why do none of their clothes fit properly?
>>62650973
>le actor of our generation
>>62651053
scavenged
>>62650886
i lost friends on that death star, i lost brothers on hoth, i fought from battle to battle, from utapau to endor. Korr, Sard, Meltek, all dead. I heard their screams as they were gunned down. We fought for galactic stability, we fought for freedom, we fought and bled and died in the clone wars to save the galaxy, we killed the jedi who would destabilize peace. I remember the fires over Jakku, I remember my first mission. We did our best, for the empire, and the republic. We were villified, hated, for our very conviction to the GAR, to the Empire. You cast us out, you killed us, you rebelled. Now look at the galaxy, is it any better? What did you "rebels" achieve? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Now under the First Order, we will rise again. Peace will be achieved, and nothing you do can stop it. Hail the Empire, Hail the First Order.
>>62650330
YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE POETRY
>>62650330
>that desire to make him the new Han Solo
go the fuck to bed, JJ
>>62651134
Finn confirmed for new Leia.
>>62651173
makes sense actually
>>62651102
Even their shoes?
Run around in shoes that don't fit you. Even for a day. I dare you.
There's a reason Kyle Reese got it right.
Is it time?
>>62650580
ACT
C
T
>>62650330
#WOOKIEELIVESMATTER
>>62651198
>a stronk woman is the new protagonist
>she drags around a deadbeat black dude for most of the movie
>the only time the black dude sticks up for himself to a white guy he gets blown out and the woman has to save him
>finally an old white dude comes in and saves the day
thank you JJ, truly rusing all the liberals
>>62651198
>>62650807
>He's the comic relief for a reason
Is this true? I thought JJ would've made him into a serious character.
>>62651122
>implying I'm a rebel hippy
>>62651309
>it's a jimmy episode
>>62651279
are they drinking their own urine ?
>>62650330
a-are the stormtroopers surrendering as well?
Look at the size of that thing!
Or is he getting excited by the sheer adrenaline getting caught gives him?
I'm an ugly fucker too, people tell me all the time. My old man and my friends are always telling me I'm one ugly motherfucker, and I wouldn't for a second think that people would want to see me in Star Wars. This guy has got some nerve.
>>62651414
yea, but do you have a huge black cock like he do?
>>62651395
Was getting caught part of their plan?
>>62650330
MEME OFF, YOU AGAINST US, BRO!
>>62651045
Do you know him personally?
>>62651173
not a bad guess, considering rey is luke
>>62651395
>white boi han has little bulge
>>62650330
HANDS UP! DON'T BLAST!
>>62651454
>>62651395
Those are normal whiskers?
>>62650860
you mother fucker :)
>>62651454
>that was the last time her parents spoke to her as friends
>>62651454
>>62651497
They're definitely fucking.
i think boyega is gay, or at least flamboyant
havent watch a single interview only star wars snippets and his reaction to the trailer
![C4FAB863F[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HSpRacl.jpg "C4FAB863F[1].jpg")
>>62651432
I have a huge white cock
>>62651497
>>62650742
>wasnt this fuck a storm trooper?
No. He was Lando's son and infiltrated the Empire under guise of a stormtrooper.
>>62650949
>tantive 4
That's "Yavin 4", you fucking dolt!
>>62651552
>>62651497
Look at this body language. Within literally minutes of this photoshoot she was being totally savaged by his bbc
>>62651322
>>62651356
>>62651454
>>62651497
>>62651552
>>62651587
/pol/ is always right
>>62650839
Oh George...
>>62651497
this make my white peepee hard
>>62651583
He refers to Leia's ship. They didn't fight with stormies in Yavin 4, smartass.
>>62651547
prove it
>>62650860
God damn I thought the exact same thing and was going to post it but control-f'd to see if someone else said it first. Glad I did.
>>62651045
Someone's projecting pretty hard.
>>62650839
Spotted the Stormtrooper
>>62651708
>>62650860
Get out gen grandpas, this board belong to gen Z
>>62651656
>This awesome bastard and his mates aren't canon
>Grievous being kickass isn't canon
>Grievous getting rekted by Gungans is
On the other hand Sheev is canon.
>>62651644
did hayden have natalie all over him in promo shots for the prequels?
the forced diversity thing fine fine sure sure what ever...but why are you having them grope each other like that? how is that to be explained away?
ib4 im a shitlord. iknow i am.
>>62651797
Hey ! Like your generation has a stupid dance that everyone did everywhere and even at political conventions (Al Gore Macarena 96 democrat convention) No Gungham-Style bullshit doesn't count people may have been singing it everywhere but people weren't all in sync doing the dance.
Gen Z go make a stupid dance right now.
>>62651644
the only thing /pol/ is ever wrong about is habbenings. and those are mostly shitposts by straya
>>62651173
no actually if you look again, Finn is the new chewbacca, and chewy is the new leia
Wait is the Russian animated film/series with Grievous canon?
>>62651699
y-you have my word, sir
>>62651891
>>62651134
DUDE IT'S LIKE IN THE OT LMAO POTTERY AMIRITE?
>>62651279
>boyega drinking yenkem
>>62651938
>>62651891
>>62651970
WASSAP???
MANEY
MANNEY
MAAAANEEEEEY
>>62651970
WHERE ARE ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE
>>62651656
clones arent storm troopers
>>62650330
20% more ooga per booga!
>>62650330
>>62651134
Chewie takes care of his fur really, really well doesn't he?
He looks younger than Han now.
>>62650330
At this point I'm sure this song will be featured instead of the Star Wars theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>62651134
HACK JOB
You fucking pol-tards need to seriously stop trying to mask your fucking racism you disgust me
>"I'm not racist, but why is he always so sweaty and out of breath"
Maybe because he's freaking running through a deserts and constantly in action setpieces. What the hell is wrong with an action hero finally showing physical fatigue after you know doing action? If he werent black, you would be praising this as a cool realistic direction. Racist dumbasses.
>"I'm not racist, but why does he awlays look so confused?"
Try reading some things, Finn isnt even his real name just an amalgam of his stormtrooper callsign. He is a child soldier raised to do one thing as the trailer says, most likeyl a new initiative to replicate the success of clone troopers in light of the incompetent troopers from the OT. In other words, these new situations of free will and choice are entirely new to Finn. Of course he's fucking unsure and confused
>"I'm not racist, butt why is he so ugly?"
I bet your gf (if you had one - you dont) would drop you at the drop of the hat to get with his 'ugly' ass.
>>62651279
>white kuck holding umbrella
everytime
>>62651829
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
>>62652696
hello reddit!
>>62651360
>>62652696
Oh hi Mr Boyega nice of you to join us.
>>62651497
You just KNOW
>>62650330
Gee another pic of that nigger being worried
Is that the only reason they hired him? did they need a guy who looked worried 100% of the time in the movie?
>>62651134
>>62652918
its a double bluff, jj is rusing the SJWs
see >>62651265
>>62652096
they at /mlp/
>>62652696
> I need the people I dont like to be stereotypes
Grow up kiddo.
Finn is not a stormtrooper. It was just his disguise. He is actually an apprentice of Kylo Ren. You know Kiro Rey's twin. Both the children of Han and Leia Skywalker. So it continues the Skywalker story with Ren and Rey. Ren kills his father Han at the end of VII, Finn eventually tries to join the dark side and ends with Ren joining Rey as a Jedi and defeating Finn and Snoke. The End.
who is the black wookie? is he a friend of chewbacca?
It's going to be hilarious once their popularity drops after they prove to be terrible actors
>>62653063
Just like Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher?
#handsupdontshoot
>>62653148
>>62653063
And Hayden Christianson(?)
>>62653148
Mark Hamill has done pretty of stuff to not count as a terrible actor.
Carrie Fisher is a pretty bad actor.
>>62653006
He's a Dinduvian from the Gibsmedat System.
Is Rey Luke's daughter or Leia and Han's?
Is Kylo Ren her brother?
>>62653191
I meant more in about their popularity. Anyway, the point still stands that he looks like an Ape. I havent heard a good rebuttal on that one from the SJWs.
>>62652806
Sheev wasn't alone.
>>62653283
I don't mind him being black, but goddamn could they not find a handsome mofo? They didn't bother inviting Billy Dee back to the movies but they defo had to hire this guy.
>mfw people are jelly Keira 2.0 prefers black dicks
>>62653605
i dont really have an opinion on the girl. never seen her in anything before. she seems kind of bland as a person and an actor. the accent her character has is also kinda eh
>>62653416
at least we didnt get jaden smith
>>62650839
Tell me about your stormtrooper comrades… why do you where the masks?
Friendly reminder that Finn gets fucking rekt by Kylo Ren when they go toe to toe with lightsabers.
>>62653729
OH MY GOD DONT SAY THAT DISNEY IS WATCHING
THEY'RE ALWAYS WATCHING
too late
jaden smith is gonna be the main star in 8 and 9
good job
>>62651497
YOU
JUST
KNOW
>>62651454
Say what you will but at least they have chemistry. Unlike Padme and Anakin.
>>62653931
only thing i've seen so far is the interview and pictures.
all the movie stuff is just him being all sweaty and scared
i hope her turns out to be lando's son though. i miss lando and it'd take the sting out of all the diversity baiting
>>62653639
>i dont really have an opinion on the girl. never seen her in anything before. she seems kind of bland as a person and an actor. the accent her character has is also kinda eh
Literally describing carrie fisher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCXrGuLix7M
Don't ask me how any of the OT cast turned this shit around, they were all fucking horrible in casting
>>62650580
His whole character for the first 2 acts is going to be fish out of fucking water. He switches sides, he's seeing the world differently for the first time in his life. Of course he's going to be scared and confused.
>>62654033
carrie fisher has always been bland, but she wasn't THE main character. luke was at least fun to watch because of his trope. rey i dunno about
>>62653977
>i hope her turns out to be lando's son though. i miss lando and it'd take the sting out of all the diversity baiting
>this new black character should be related to the only other black character because he's black too
Small world shit could ruin the sequel trilogy. How about normal young people in the galaxy get sucked into the adventure in their own unique way, and they aren't related to some famous character?
>>62652310
i wonder what conditioner he uses
>>62654122
This is JJ Fanwank abrams. Look at what he did to fucking into darkness.
>>62654122
Kylo and or Rey definitely have a familial connection to one of the original 3.
Finn and Poe are original new characters
>>62654122
nah, the special snowflake factor is too high for that to even matter. you just going to expect me to believe the only black stormtrooper we've ever seen happens to run into a jedi and also be force sensitive as well and its all good?
but make him related to lando is too far-etched for you? at least if he's lando's kid him being the new han solo wouldn't hurt so much, and he'd have a reasonable claim to taking on the falcon.
>>62651497
I'm wet
>>62652696
My girlfriend doesn't find black people attractive sorry... and almost every girl ive ever met that isn't trailer trash agrees and I live in detroit. Guess what?? My black friends aren't attracted to white women either. I work in southfield and not 1 of my many verrrry black co-workers is attracted to white women. They like big fat black women with big asses.. Go figure
>>62653729
Careful with what you say
>>62654122
This tbqh, I hate this hurr durr legacy bull fuckery. Characters need to stand on their own two feet not hang to the coat tails of some established hero.
Then again, as racist as /tv/ is I'm not surprised they'd back the idea of garnering focus and notoriety based on the achievements of someone else by association.
>>62650580
>I have no problem with him being black
>>>/reddit/
>>62654277
>my anecdotal experience at life is proof enough to establish my opinion
Lmao, ok we can play that game, every black guy I know doesn't discriminate against any pussy. If she's willing to get fucked and she isn't dirty then why discriminate?
>>62654277
I'm black and I love thin white women above all others to be fair
>>62654277
>I live in Detroit with eminems white trailer trash moms spaghetti
>>62650742
>wasnt this fuck a storm trooper?
Almost definitely not
>>62654339
Fuck off nigger.
>>62654331
Because black women smell like the zoo, british niggers are not the same as brit-bong niggers that can actually speak enlish properly. You would know that if you've actually spent time around black people which you obviously haven't
>>62651552
Y J K
J
K
>>62654380
Why is /pol/ so obsessed with black cocks?
>>62652115
Mace Dindu
>>62654380
Holy shit! Is this satire or not?
It's like the minotaur in 'the Shining' from 'Room 237'
>>62654445
>>62654450
boyega is his long lost decendant
dindu nuthin
>white suburban male pretending to be female is spamming gifs again
>>62650742
>>62650580
You post the same shit in every thread.
>>62652696
>being a faggot
>implying racism is masked here
>>62654520
Isn't the ball a girl droid?
>>62651279
>white beta holding the umbrella offscreen
>>62654495
Daily reminder Finn is Lando's son.
>>62651497
Is that Louis CK taking the picture?
>>62654409
they crave dick, as we all do
>>62654379
>Why doesn't everyone have the same pessimistic outlook on people based on their skin colour as me :(((
Brilliant :^)
>>62654379
wat
>>62654610
Billy Dee Williams has north african features
Boyega is full detroit.
>>62654331
why are you so little?
This board single-handedly gave me an interracial NTR fetish.
Thanks a lot, /tv/.
>>62650330
#handsupdontshoot
>>62653002
/thread
>>62654754
damn you're an impressionable retard. I love all sorts of sick shit but interracial still disgusts me
>>62651552
U JUST KNOW
>>62654753
Oh my days, you're fucking adorable.
>>62654838
>yfw ooga booga boyega comes out as ooga booga boyegay, confirming that JJ literally made Gay Niggers from Outer Space
Literally every single piece of merchandise I've come across has Kylo Ren and stormtroopers on it. Sometimes they just dodge the new characters completely and use Vader/OT stormtroopers/Yoda.
If space Katniss and Dunston have so much appeal then why aren't they marketing them? If their target demographics don't give a shit then why appeal to them?
>>62654614
No but he is there
>>62650330
why uh... why doesn't Chewie seem to age?
He looks younger and healthier than ever. Come to think of it what is a Wookiee's life span?
huh....
>>62655004
Something like 200 years, I think
>>62654988
kek.
>>62654526
Even though I've heard that mentioned a few times before, it's actually the first time it struck me that way, you goddamn fuckmonkey. All the posts starting to blur together there in the basement?
>>62654248
>you just going to expect me to believe the only black stormtrooper we've ever seen happens to run into a jedi and also be force sensitive as well and its all good?
We don't know any of those things. But the point of a story is to tell how something amazing plausibly happened. So far I just know he's a defecting storm trooper who was in service when the empire is doing shit on jakku, He as a meetcute with rey after crash landing, and he's in. There's nothing hard to believe.
>but make him related to lando is too far-etched for you? at least if he's lando's kid him being the new han solo wouldn't hurt so much, and he'd have a reasonable claim to taking on the falcon.
Yes, because a random storm trooper who becomes a conscientious objector and subsequently becomes majorly involved in the plot also being lando's son is astronomically unlikely. Also if he becomes the new owned of the falcon, the story needs to justify that, not a bloodline.
>>62654380
I was annoyed at first but the bottom half was hilarious
>>62654610
>>62654711
Billy Dee Williams is handsome as shit
no wonder he sent his son to live with nazis
>Sheev "Darth Sidious" Palpatine
>Anakin "Darth Vader" Skywalker
>??????? "Darth Plagueis" Snoke
>>62654495
them abs tho
Stormtroopers look dumb
Chewbacca looks tired
Boyega looks confused and hilarious
Ford looks stoned and apathetic
>>62654277
>/pol/ack
>Pretends he has a girlfriend
KEK
E
K
Let me guess, my aryan anon, "she goes to another school", amirite?!
Why are there even sill storm troopers? Weren't they all killed when the death stars blew up?
Fuck JJ and his pandering to 40-60 manchildren.
>>62651829
>>This awesome bastard and his mates aren't canon
Yes they are. They're in the CGI Clone Wars
>>62651322
Oscar Issac is so fucking handsome
>>62655552
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/5cpnAWf-BMq0ZYlHW2KQuQ/
You can tell Ford regrets ever doing this again, maybe if it was Lucas directing he would be happier.
>>62650349
baka desu senpai
>>62655678
Don't worry mein friend, you'll win next time
>>62655924
Didn't take much.
finn saves poe
>>62653148
Hamill's career was dead until Batman and Fisher hasn't done anyway of note in 30 years.
dindu
>>62651122
clap…clap…clap-clap-clapclapclapclapclapclap
>>62656137
ooga booga ooga oobga
>>62651279
dude he can pull off a Muhammad Ali biopic desu. he just needs to buff up
>>62651963
>>62650330
Hand up, don't laser blast
Black people, or niggers as I like to call them, should have no paid roles in the creative process of cinematography other than washing the stage clean of the filth they have so much in common with.
>>62651279
Is he inhaling jenkem?
>>62654100
/thread
>>62650330
Chewie looks clean AF was he just shampooed
>>62656137
Only to save his own ass since he was about to get punished by Phasma. If the leaks are tue, he does the niggerest thing in the movie when the craft that him and Poe are in is about to crash, Finn ejects only himself and leaves an unconscious Poe. He also takes his jacket.
>>62651134
Thanks, JewJew Hackbrams. At least the prequels were their own thing instead of being shameless rehashes.
>>62650330
>>62650330
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>>62656873
Clearly General Grievous in the back JJ you fucking hack.
>>62656835
>tfw /pol/ is so butthurt about a black guy in a star wars movie they're trying to say the prequels were good
K E K
>>62651552
>>62651497
>>62651454
>>62651356
These vids makes me so hard
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
John Booyega is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an Arizona iced tea bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. i' m estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Ridley's boipussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with John barely able to force it past the knob, and Ridley moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on John's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet for years to come, she will yodels her clit to the memory of it, basking in her humidity
>>62657264
>rhythm of a bongo
Kek
>>62650330
Just another black man being a victim of circumstance.
>>62657264BLACKEDmemes are a bannable offense.
>>62650580
han literally has the same expression on his face
>>62657392
WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS ONCE GREAT IMGBOARD?
>>62650330
>stormtrooper/boyega/chew/ford
>IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE
>Y
>M
>C
>A
Just the right overuse of nostalgia-pandering. It's gonna be great.
Is there any piece of clothing more manly than a brown leather jacket?
>>62657264
Kek, this is the cuuck then.
>>62650330
D R O P P E D
>>62657536
Chain mail + tabard
>>62657653
I'm talking about clothing that people actually wear.
>>62657671
Muslim detected
Rumors circulating Hollywood say John Boyega is actually gay.
>boyega nudes get leaked
>rampant BLACKED shitposting for months on /tv/
>>62651897
Underrated post
>>62657824
"I'm gay," says John Boyega as he penetrates Daisy.
>>62657824
Rumors say that because he only fucks that white girl Ridley in her asshole.
>>62657981
wouldn't you? after some 40 or so mins of insane throbbing, wouldn't you want to change for something tighter and s bit more grippy?
Why Chewbacca looks like a kitten? Why JJ Abrams is such a hack?
I mean I get casting a nignog but did they have to go full-on deep-African-Jungle-Heart-of-Darkness-bone-though-nose-tier?
>>62650330
that looks really low budget for some reason
>>62658112
Michael B. Jordan would've been better desu.
>>62652696
>its racist to find non white people ugly now, they are all 10/10 now
>>62655924
This is probably what would have happened to me if I got in a fight in middleschool. Fucking karate was a waste of time
>>62658191
Yeah, at least there's a hint of white to him.
>>62658112
>>62658191
>much big black bull isn't handsome enough
faggots.
>>62651279
>>62651322
>>62651552
>>62657264
Her face scares me.
>>62658310
At least Jordan looks more human and can actually be passed as Lando's son.
Either way this guy is about to be Boba Fett.
>>62658382
>looks more human
no
>>62654100
Oh fucking please, if I was in his shoes it would take me like 5 minutes tops to fully understand everything going on, this is just bad writing
>>62658382
Nigga who the fuck? Jordan is a basketball player, Vince Howard plays highschool football, in Texas!
>>62658382
Looks like a fucking chimp to me.
>>62658382
>We will never have a Boba Fett movie with Kurt Russel
Why even live
>>62650580
How is it any different from Hans expression when he's right next to him? Just admit your fuckin racist. We already know.
>>62650330
Looks like something off the syfy channel or a parody.
>>62650580
>that image
Hello facebook
>>62658112
>my black male lead isn't cute enough :3
Faggot
>>62658382
His neck bothers me. It's so fat yet it doesn't slope with his larynx.It doesn't look like my fat, grotesque neck and that bothers me.
>>62650580
I say the same thing about Meth Damon on Fargo.
