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Who else watches Cinemassacre?
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Who else watches Cinemassacre?
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>>62647398
There's something off about the guy on the right's face
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>James announced the Board James binge is over and he'll go back to AVGN
>the teen fans have won
I should stop going to that site. It's getting too sad.
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>>62647519
Shouldn't the teen fans have grown up by now?
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>>62647508
That's Mike Matei. He's good at vidya but kind of annoying. He tweeted a dick pic. He's hung with a legit 10 incher
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>>62647519
>people liking the new board james

They've been shit lately
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>>62647398

>watching James handle a controller and notice he looks like a normie who's never played video games before

JUST
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>>62647570
It's the inner teen that matters.
And considering that in themovie you can see some dudes with AVGN tatoos, it's pretty safe to say they haven't.
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>>62647398
JUST
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>>62648060
just what
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Board James is worse lately, AVGN is up and down lately, but it's all still better than most YouTube material. And James is a great human being.
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Do you think James's wife got a taste of Mike's 10-incher?
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I liked the last few Board James. They pushed the "story" too far, but fuck it, it's the closest James can get to making horror shorts. I don't even think he'd be good at making horror shorts, I'd just be interested to see what he could (and would) do with a higher budget.

Last James & Mike Mondays pissed me off. I don't know much about video games but they were far too critical of that one game. You can dive into almost any Nintendo game and criticize it the same way. Maybe they feel the need to be sour and complain about things to be entertaining, but it didn't seem that bad.
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>>62648575
i wouldn't doubt if he at least whipped it out and showed her at some point. He did at Magfest when a girl asked him about it
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>>62648668
Are men with big dicks this comfortable whipping out their dicks, or is it an innate shyness?

Men with toned chests have no problem taking off their shirts for example, even though it's (usually) taboo.
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>>62648775
if mine was that big I'd whip it out for people too.
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>new video is uploaded
>Mike's not even present in it
>all the comments are about his dick
I'm fucking dying here
https://youtu.be/u2zTy8iENU4
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>>62649000
I've seen a few pictures of his dick. It is really impressive
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>>62649000
kek
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>>62649000
>Cinemassacre 3 minutes ago
>+eddie rock Some people noticed my dick was visible in a few pictures. I'm happy about having a big dick so i dont really care if people want to talk/joke about it or whatever. - Mike

Mike's gone from surprisingly cool about this to a bit cocky.
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>Mike used cinemassacre as a platform to show off his dick
>no one talks about the videos just Mikes's dick
>Mike fucked cinemassacre
>James literally got keked
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>>62649135
with a cock that big why not
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>>62649106
His reply will be gone in 30 minutes
He always does that for whatever reason. Just like he posted his dick on twitter and removed it almost right away, shame i didn't save the pic, but I'm sure it can be found in /v/ archive if you look hard enough
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>>62649184
i saw his dick pic when he posted it on twitter. I wish I was that big
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>>62649246
Nah mayne, I'm happy with my 6.5 pecker. Dude is 9+ inches and it didn't even look hard in that photo. He'll have big trouble getting it up as he gets older
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>>62649330
That's pretty cool though that Mike's cock is THAT big
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>>62647635
get out
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>>62649330
do you have his dick pic
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>>62649466
http://i.imgur.com/XEmkdaB.jpg
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>>62649466
Nope. archive.moe is ded so i can't find it
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>>62649581
>>>/b/651366621
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The rumour started from two photos he posted on social media where his trousers are folded in the wind in a way where it looks like his penis is making a big bulge in his pants.

Its a fucking moronic meme and I think some people even believe it.
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>>62649619
holy fuck
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>>62649619

shop
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>>62649668
it's a little weird of him to post dick pics on twitter.. but i guess i would too with a cock like that
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>>62647582
>He tweeted a dick pic. He's hung with a legit 10 incher
why do people find this meme funny?
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>>62649733
its not a meme
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>have enormous penis
>don't brag about it unless people ask
>could easily make cash doing porn or cam shows
>instead stays faithful to his gf and plays vidya online
How can one man be so based?
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>>62649779
he'd make a fortune in porn
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>>62649769
Yes it is, and its not funny. You literally share a sense of humor with youtube commentors. Let that sink in your god damned mongoloid.
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>>62649806
dicklet pls go
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>>62649806
It actually was confirmed though by Mike himself, he posted about it on their tumblr - he took the post down a few hours later, but the 'reblogs' or whatever they're called still exist even when the original post is gone.
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Given his room in their lets plays has a line of fucking ghostbusters and ninja turtles toys, i believe this big dick thing, it's the only way he's getting any with that shit in plain view.
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>>62650114
Also his partner is pretty cute.

>I love having a girlfriend that gets as excited about adding games to the Atari collection as me
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>>62650081
Whats he going to say , "Yeah sorry guys my dick is actually 4 inches, please stop this joke thats making me popular"
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>>62650162
Just imagining her being satisfied by his big white cock makes me so happy. Not even in an erotic way, it's just a wholesome fuzzy feeling. As long as there's men like Mike maybe the white race does have a future after all.
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>>62650162

I dislike him now -_-
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>>62650178
It would be best if he got it out the way once (like Linkara did that time everyone discovered his porn accounts), or if he just didn't respond.

Now people will never stop responding, which is probably his plan since it generates buzz.
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>>62650232
Why? It's been clear that he's a straight guy for years.
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>>62650230
It's like when you see an older guy with a nice hairline, or someone with 10/10 beard genetics. It's not kekoldry or even jealousy, it's just nice to know that sometimes things work out okay.
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Stopped watching a few years ago but tuned in to Jame's stuff on spike, other non AVGN and the yearly monster madness

Then it came to this years Monster Madness and the format was just too different and didn't seem to work. I like seeing clips of the movie and just a voiceover

Yeah I'm not a big fan of Mike either but all I wanted was just to hear James talk about some (obscure) movie and get me interested in checking it out. Not two dude in chairs trying to recall what they saw in one take.

Monster Madness was a good series and he dropped the ball big time this year
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>>62650114
thats a good point. I mean also, i've seen his dick pic so he's huge for sure
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>>62650299

oh, i know, it's nothing against him. more like, he collects this dorky shit and his gf is fair hot and supports this hobby/joins in.

im projecting. fuck this world.
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>>62650495
I wish my cock was a thick as his. 7 inch girth is really meaty
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Does having a huge dick make up for miney crafta?
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>>62650081
Mike is based
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not since that alpha omega sin faggot invaded James and Mike play

he used to make videos where he had role play conversations with calypso from twisted metal. fucking weirdo
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>James will never update his DVD/Bluray collection in a 4 hours long video
>Bootsy will never show us how to beat the last third of Battletoads
>James and Mike Mondays now available on bluray
Things can still get right.
I want to believe
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>>62647508
He looks like Butthead in human form
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>still no kekold meme

I'm proud, /tv/
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>>62650268
>like Linkara did that time everyone discovered his porn accounts

You what now?
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>>62650162
I always assumed he was a kv for some reason. Weird
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>>62653548
Wow, you're right.
I didn't feel compulsed to say the word kek at all.

THE MEME IS DEAD GUYS
ITS TRULY OVER
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>>62652622
are u talking about bootsy?
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>>62653785
He's talking about "Alpha omega Sin" the edgiest video game reviewer on the internet. He;s so metal bro
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>>62647398
BIG MIKE DICK
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>>62649649
All this talk about his big dick makes him really attractive for some reason. I have a fetish for shy, slightly autistic, nerds with big dicks.
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will /tv/ ever have patrician /vr/ youtube taste and realize Joe Redifer is their new god?
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>>62654351
Game Sack is super comfy.
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>>62654351
truly the best part of sunday
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>>62647398

I genuinely look forward to Monster Madness every year.
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