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>Gives Bruce the power of omnipresence
>Doesn't give him the brainpower to process it
>"ayy you can't even handle the petitions of this city? lmao"
This fucking movie.
Typical God desu
>free will doesn't exist
>lmao you still going to hell xD
>>62645404
>What if god was played by a black person?
>CHECKM8 R8CISTS!!
>>62645868
>jesus killed himself
>suicide is a sin
where were the QA teams 1800 years ago?
>>62646140
>posting shit about Jesus senpai
>>62646026
>implying that god, if he existed, couldn't take on any form he wants and just decided to be Morgan Freeman for keks
>>62646026
he was also a white homeless dude wasnt he?
>>62646208
That would imply god is a leftist invention, a leftist(atheist) god is just not possible.
>>62646225
>CHECKM8 CAPITALISTS!
Why not just a clean shaved white successful businessman?
>>62646140
>Jesus killed Himself
I thought that the Pharisees sentenced Him to death.
>>62646328
thats what they WANT you to think
>>62646260
>That would imply god is a leftist invention
wut
>>62646393
Choosing only minorities is a typical leftist behaviour
>The movie clearly says that Bruce can't use his powers on people's brains
>Somehow he can give pleasure to his roastie girlfriend
BRAVO
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>>62646328
he was only PRETENDING to undercut their authority xD
>>62646422
Do you think God is American? If God was Zimbabwean then choosing to be black isn't a minority.
>>62646422
>God is American
White people are the minority of the world smart guy.
>>62646704
>jesus is white
>god is depicted as white
i doubt God thinks much of non-honkeys
>God exists
When will this meme end?
>>62646704
That's just because WASPs manipulated the word "white" in the late XX century, but "white" actually refers to most of the western society, including every country from russia to portugal, and several countries in the americas
>>62646940
>God is depicted as white
By whites
>Jesus is white
Guy born in fucking jerusalem white.
>>62647024
There is alot of none whites in both Russia and Southern europe. Even when you combine most of these countries. Whites would still be in minority in the world.
>>62646940
God picked the Hebrews to be the chosen people, they were olive-skinned Mediterranean Israeli looking people. So God probably looks like that but old with a white beard and long white hair and pretty big muscles, a six pack, a 9 inch cock and like 6'5" with glowing gold eyes
>>62646492
> The movie doesn't clearly says this
> pleasure is a physical sensation.
He can make her boobs grow, he can levitate, pull the moon, give pleasure to her body. Simple
>>62648178
>a 9 inch cock
Nobody asked you what kind of cock you like to put up your ass faggot
>>62645404
Wouldn't Bruce go insane if he was given the power to process omnipresence?
>>62648605
why?
>>62646422
>>62646566
>>62646704
>this is what Mormons actually believe
>>62646566
I've never talked about nationalities
>>62648605
Presumably, if he was given every power of a god it wouldn't matter to him.
>>62646940
Jews are god's chosen people, jesus' death allowed for everybody else to be saved (and also allowed for heaven iirc). Muslims are an extension of that, Muhammed is basically the guy that rebooted judaism. They view jesus as another prophet. So knowing this, what makes you think jesus was white? I could paint muhammed chinese (though I'd probably be stoned lol), but that wouldn't make him chinese.
2/10 cause you're probably a child who really believes this.
>>62648178
It makes sense that God has an exceptional case of dad dick desu.
>>62646704
>yfw God would be Han Chinese
>>62646704
If we were going by sheer quantity of life, wouldn't god be bacterial?
If Bruce isn't allowed to control free will, how does he force Evan Baxter to shout gibberish on tv against his will? How does he get the singer at the restaurant to signal to him right as Grace is looking?
>tfw you love 'powers' movies but the protagonist never abuses them enough
>>62651041
For the singer I figured he just manipulated himself into a situation where he could easily get on good terms with him. I assume it's someone famous. Dunno about Evan though.
>>62646208
> if he existed
>>62647019
>All those fedora faggots in this thread
Holy shit.
>>62645404
>God is black
The only reason i need to dislike this movie
>>62651041
He fucked up his lips and mouth. That's not about decision-making/free will.
>>62647024
>he thinks russia and portugal are white
>>62646140
He sacrificed Himself, it's different from suicide
when you suicide u kill urself cause ur a pussy
when u sacrifice u are killed for a cause
>>62648605
i thought he was omnipotent too (with a few exceptions)
>>62652576
omnipotent =/= omnipresence
retard
>>62652720
he was both you idiot
