Are you ready for tonight's episode?
Will Selina and Charleine hatefuck?
Tonight will be a DIY challenge, so expect a few of the girls (and Sam) to avoid manual labor.
There's 5 episodes before the interviews, and they need to fire 9 people. Expect a couple double / triple firings soon.
>tfw Karen Brady's somehow 46
Oh, and pic related. Never forget.
A photo of people who haven't won The ApprenticeI'm aware I'm reading too much into it
A reminder of what could've been. Bravo Alan.
Who /Apprentice->Peep Show/ here
Lord Sugar, I'm AMSTRAD
>>62645280
Already seen peep show
>>62645280
Here. Wednesdays about to reach max comfiness. Unless Peep Shows last season is all morbid and depressing
>>62645013
But Richard is the nailed on winner
>>62645302
No spoilers please pham
>>62645286
Is Karren CIA?
Anyone got a BBC1 acestream link? The bbc website quality one is absolute shite, like 360p at best.
>>62645286
T H I C K
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>>62645517
http://nowwatchtvlive.me/bbc-one-acestream-live-stream-online-hdtv/
Happy Diwali
>watching apprentice with my mum
>every single candidate is awful and should go
>dem man titties
>>62644344
will donald trump still do american apprentice when he is the president?
Alan Sugar is a cunt
What is with Shirtless Brett?
Softcore porn for mums?
>put on those steel-toed boots and hi-vis jackets that just happen to be lying around
>>62645593
Legally he can't. It's why Kutner had to heave the House cast while he was working for the White House and why he had to quit the White House any time he did a cameo
>>62645593
That's how he'll pick the Cabinet
>>62645593
He already got booted off for slagging off Mexicans. Think there was tal of getting Arnie in
Really hope Selina gets sacked.
Can't stand her moody face.
>Grafting task
This could be the one
>task that involves effort
I'd be gone lads
>handiman task
>guy will get fired to show that women can do anything a man can do
awks
>travis perkins
not
>jew sons
big al trying to disguise his roots
>tfw you need someone to change your bulbs
ffs
>>62645643
I've got a fixer in Dubai looking for that rape video
>>62645675
It will be that navy lad I bet
They need to show up masculine men
I wish I worked in construction. It sounds quite fun
>Elle
>Not needing knowledge on anything to do a good job
>>62645689
my god father's travis perkins
he sent me a grand for my 18th birthday
pretty based t b h
>Albania
>war
Very believable.
>I do't think you need an understanding of anything to actually do your job
I get the point she's trying to make, but she fucked it up.
>m-muh lorry drop
Fuck off
Fucking refugees
>>62645693
w-what?
>30 posts in
>no Roisin
hurry up so I can leave already
>>62645731
He could be kosavar
So Elles gone?
>>62645615
fucking boring. can't he push a motion through to make it legal? he is president after all
>>62645624
can't wait.
>you started a war with x
>but there was lots of oil in it for us so ill let you off this week but i want you to be cabinet leader next week.
>>62645628
kek what a guy.
>>62645708
Shame you need a degree eh?
>>62645754
It's a construction task. It will pay £41 into your paypal if more women get fired than men
>that fucking jowl on Elle
binned
Reminder that Versatile have won literally every week so far.
Turkish mong needs to get in the bin
>>62645747
Have some Jenny
>>62645769
really?
>>62645775
They lost last week?
I want to fugg Elle so hard.
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
Sorry senpaitachi
Find Vahna (however it is spelt) most attractive t b h.
>>62645797
It was a joke.
>>62645822
>tfw no Irish this year
>Get Albanian "refugee" instead
>>62645819
Would shag Adele 2bh
>>62645822
>senpaitachi
I forget, what makes this?
>>62645822
Huh, f a m s goes to that
>Cant even get a flier right
Bloody women
>I-I-I'm an expert!
>>62645822
Cheers lad
>>62645775
Yes because Richard carries them every time
He's taking a backseat this episode so they will lose
>>62645857
senpaitachi senpai desu baka kek
>>62645849
Albanians were real refugees, Syrians aren't
>£500
My sides
>this refugee
I genuinely have no recollection of him. He could be new this week for all I know.
>wash my windows
>£7
Fucking London, I pay mine a fiver a week
>You will never snuggle with Charleine after a long hard day at work
Why live lads
Is Claude gay?
He seems gay
Haven't wanked in 3 (three) weeks lads
Who /bestcandidate/ of 2014 here?
Vana looks like a bum hound
This yank needs to go
>you mean we have to actually clean the place!?
Fuck off bender
>>62645917
>£480.70
>.70p
what the fuck mang
>>62646031
Just get a pole to do it
>>62645986
Nah, hes just Jewish
Who /bestcandidate/ from 2014 here?
>Screwing a nail
>£10 an hour
Hahaha, good lord. These fuckers want to be business people
>>62645989
Must be about ready to pop lad.
>screwing a nail
>>62646071
Holy fuck he was annoying
man i have had some bitchy women nag me during diy but i wouldn't mind karen telling me not to screw a nail like that. what a bitch i love it.
>Karen all stressed out at the retards trying not be retards
lol
>>62646064
That's what I was thinking, just outsource it and spend all your time finding deals and jobs.
>>62646088
give me the damn sauce
>Karen will never ask you if you know what you doing
>Never insult your screwing technique
>>62646066
Sugar AND Littner?
Looks like (Catholic) Karren's left to uphold Christendom; I'm okay with it.
>>62646071
solomon.jpg
>tfw I could be so much better than this lot but you've got to be a normie to get on the show
>>62646162
nice boat
>>62646127
>I started out at 4am selling shit on a market stall
>I was never afraid to get my hands dirty and do a bit of hard graft
>you got someone else to do all the work for you, so I'm deducting all the profits you made where you acted sensibly and didn't do the menial labour yourself
That's paper skeleton all over again.
Guys I just tuned in.
Is it even worth still watching now? I've missed so much fucking hell.
>>62646169
Or just start your own business
>>62646169
What's your business idea?
can you imagine owning a theatre with a costume department that you can't even stand up in and some guy want so build a clothes rail with 18mm MARINE FUCKING PLY?
its a wardrobe pal not a boat.
This is why you don't try and get into a business you have no experience of
>>62646199
Just do it on the bbc website, you can watch from the start
>not sucking air through teeth before giving a quote
are these cunts even trying??
>>62646204
It's about the quality finish m8, he's an expert didn't you hear?
Are they allowed to hire people on the street to do the work for them?
>>62646169
It's not about being good at business, it's about being entertaining.
>>62646243
>Are they allowed to hire people on the street to do the work for them?
No, Suges expects them to do it all themselves. Hiring people in order to spend your time running the business has nothing to do with running a business in his eyes
>shelf bantz
>defeated by a screwdriver
That posh lad is useless
I could paint easy bruv
I'm not gonna let a screwdriver defeat me mate
>>62646237
>he's an expert didn't you hear?
i heard him say something but i couldn't quite work out the point.
ELBOW GREASE MENTIONED
Whichever team he's on is winning
Shit lads, just got here. Missed it all so far. Tell me one thing I need to know
This task is pretty retarded. Of course business people are going to be shit at handy jobs...
Versatile will win because it looks like they are doing shit
Did anyone else notice how the guy's head against the football shelter in the background mad eit look like fuck?
Or did I imagine that?
>>62646302
Point is you never know when a pressurized depth charge torpedo might detonate near your theatre company's costume wardrobe.
What the fuck is Elle doing
How is she so utterly useless
>>62646311
Diversity is code for antiwhite
>>62646282
paint?
i can paint a wall
you just paint the wall innit?
>>62646202
Crisps cooked in olive oil
>>62646311
Alan said there will be a double firing
>>62646281
He can't even do maths despite being a private tutor
>>62646334
Lord Sugar started off doing menial jobs, so any business partner of his has to be up to the same challenge.
He's not going to hire some pansy who is just good at running a business but can't scrape chewing gum off a floor.
>>62646356
Selling them to bankers for £10 a packet
>>62646350
She's delegating based on skills
That lad with the moustache actually knows what he is doing, no sense getting in his way
>>62646354
Fuck off back to /pol/ please
Josephs pube tache confirmed for winning
I feel bad for this woman with the garden. She's being mugged off by their incompetence.
>>62646407
Nice meme
Based big lipped Varna fixes black guy's mess
>oh by the way, we lied during our pitch
Fucks sake yank bitch
What happens if they fuck up and break something, or the client doesn't like the end product?
£25/h pulling weeds
i'm in the wrong fucking job
>>62646354
what
>>62646368
really? thx m8
Oh God this garden, I can't watch
April is best girl left, my ebony princess
>>62646430
Americans are used to bossing niggers around.
If there was a drinking game for this episode, then you should take a drink every time someone says "screwing"
>>62646435
Suggsy will fine them
>>62646435
They dont get paid and means theyve spent time earning €0
>>62646397
>actually knows what he is doing
>107 instead of 117
>measure once, cut once, measure again
wtf. the same latecomer here
why are these aspiring businessmen being told to do skilled tradesmen's jobs???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ss-59fi4nM
I D I O T S
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>>62646383
Doing handy jobs is a skilled trade. Not just scraping gum
>This cock-up of a paint job
JesusWhat does knocking up shelves have to do with running a business? Could Sugar do any of this if asked?
>>62646461
That was the idiot white guy
>>62646282
turns out he can't?
>>62646491
Poles out
>>62646383
>Lord Sugar started off doing menial jobs
At like 10 for shillings.
>>62646470
Kek'd. Surely even retards know 'measure twice, cut once'
right now builders all over the country are going:
>'UCKING USELESS CUNT CANT EVEN PUT UP A 'UCKING SHELF!
>STUPID DRY LUCNH GET SCRUMBING THE FUCKING FLOOR
>BUILD N LEVLE A 'UCKING FLOOR IN A DAY WAHT A MUPPET
>IF YA DONT FINISH THE JOB YOU CAN FUCK OFF OUT OF IT MUG
holy shit look how crap that costume room looks.
fucking squinty poles and a shitty not even white floor?
Based beefy nigger.
In London how many Euros would a novice handyman earn an hour?
Is Richard our guy?
>>62646612
two poles and a lithunian
>>62646612
none
>>62646632
Yeah Dick is based
>>62646612
I earn about 15-20 quid an hour doing window cleaning. Not even London either
>Brett
How can someone so autistic be so retarded.
>>62646612
Just ask your cousin Piotr.
They've actually managed to get a decent amount of work done in two days.
Though I suppose they did have all the tools + paint etc provided for them on a plate.
>>62646632
He's kind of a dick like. He is competent though and surrounded by morons so I guess it's fair
>leaving Richard behind
Christ
Black guy saving Bretts arse
>can you paint my house?
>sure how big is it?
>uh, bigger than me
>ok £100
what the fuck guys.
>tfw was in the dead thread all this time
Bloody hell didn't even know it really got discussed on /tv/
Why's Elle so shite m8s? She isn''t doing anything
Which team going to win them
call it now
>>62646612
A sky diver and bowl of jellyed eeles if there lucky
>Lesser Spotted Elle
REKT
EE
K K
T T
Fuck off Alan
>Karen's dress
my dick
>>62646191
>I was never afraid to get my hands dirty and do a bit of hard graft
FUCKING
CALLED
IT
>Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar 9m9 minutes ago
>Cleaning windows . I had to explain to April that this is not some anti-virus software
>>62646685
Red one.
>30 minute for task
WHAT THE FUCK
>>62646413
I think they did a decent job of it desu
![1447276626940[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZfWycBU.jpg "1447276626940[1].jpg")
>Selina will never give you a harsh handjob
This is like watching a live abortion, for both teams
>>62644344
Fuck your pic you slag.
Test
>>62646724
She thought she was getting a fucking whole new garden like some Nick Knowles tier shit.
>>62646071
2014 was decent, this isn't as good imo
Characters aren't as interesting
I have no idea how to do most of the shit my staff do, but I'm a very effective manager.
Sugar is full of crap
Magyn sounds like the moon in the mighty boosh
>>62646701
Why was this deleted so fast
>>62646722
Triple firing tonight
>>62646731
Reminder s
That she is defiled trash that was literally gangraped by 3 aids ridden shitskins
Scott will win this year.
>I have visions of him trying to fix a toaster in the bath
Bit fucking dark
Elle's team better fucking lose so she can get papped out.
>>62646738
Don't deny that the bear is a travesty
Also the proper thread was late.
>>62646722
There's so much boardroom this season I wonder what's gong on. Can BBC just not afford to keep the cameras out for long?
>>62646722
Been the same for the last three series
Joseph's done well today desu
He doesn't seem too bad
>>62646783
Why was she in Birmingham?
>>62646778
Q U A D
U
A
D
firing pls
El looks like the kind of girl that would look fit in her Tinder pics
But when you meet her irl you would be gutted
>>62646731
>Selina will never show off images of her in Dubai
>>62646738
The other thread doesn't have The Apprentice in the title or post. Both OPs a pair of cunts
>>62646783
This is my first time watching this series, or in these threads, what happened?
>>62646715
Good patter
Elle is hot
Leave the posh ywank alone, he can't handle the banter
Based Mergim
>bent over the barrel
>4 hours on her knees
jesus lord sugar give it a rest
Elle literally hasn't done shit
>she spent four hours on her knees
Aye
>this lady spent four hours on her knees
>>62646790
>I have visions of him on the cold kitchen floor gasping for breath and reaching for his inhaler in vain
ELLE BEST WAIFU dubs confirm
pam
>>62646833
5 2 3 1 5
>>62646830
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/apprentice-star-selina-waterman-smith-6745548
>>62646878
no one fucking cares
>>62646878
Meant 4 last
RIP in pizzas, Elle.
Why is Jason Sudeikis in this season?
BIG MATCH BRETT HAS DONE IT AGAIN
Goodbye Elle
BTFO
B R E T T
R
E
T
T
Elle knows she's gone
>Team with least women won
>again
No surprises there. Especially after getting £400 on one job
Elle is fucked.
Finally a dubble?
Didn't Elle fuck one of the other contestants at a party?
cum on face
This could be a bloodbath in the boardroom here.
>shitty Russian spa
They're not even trying to hide the budget cuts are they?
>>62646955
I want that dopey Turkish fucker to go.
Not the Paige Turnah lookalike.
More softcore porn
Holy shit Connexus rekt it there
>>62646964
source?
I would fuckt he shit out of Elle I'm mad jelly
Elle and Magim double firing. Book it
>prize
>trip to sauna to get beaten with leaves
Bridge cafe isn't looking so bad these days.
>getting smacked with shrubs by naked men while the female contestants don't show any skin
Terrible prize
KEK
WOMEN FAIL AT CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT TASK
>>62646955
Elle and the bloke she fucked
Elle and magyn to go
Fucking kek. They all know Elle is gone.
>>62646981
>Paige Turnah lookalike
I *kinda* see it.
>>62646919
I LOVE IT MAGGLE
Elle's gone though m8s what even is this episode
It either has to be Elle or the Albanian refugee. Personally I didn't see the blonde girl doing much, but if she was left on the cutting room floor she probably won't be fired.
>>62647007
>magyn
Literally who?
Which candidates are /tvcore/ and which are /redditcore/ ?
>>62647006
If you love Elle type '1 2 3'
It's so fucking weird.
At the start of every series of this show, I would say there's only 1 bird I would fuck, maybe 2 at a push.
A few weeks in, I want to fuck most of them
WHY
>>62647015
>mfw firing just Elle won't do.
>mfw Trump-style firing whole team
>yrw it actually fixes the 9 firings in 5 weeks conundrum
>>62647039
All Reddit this year
Joe seems OK desu
What's the name of that guy who messed up a shelf today? Don't like him desu
>>62647054
Low standards
I seriously think Mergim is developmentally disabled.
>>62647054
Karen is the true prize
Vana the prude wearing a full swimming costume, dear oh dear.
>>62646989
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/apprentices-elle-stevenson-mergim-butaja-6720221
It was the illegal
Anybody else who'd drink Elle's piss?
Mad that she's gonna go.
Who did she fuck?
>>62646964
She fucked Brett I believe
Fuck that dopey cunt
