Why did our man Sheev do this? Couldn't the Jedi have just slashed at his body / legs like Obi-wan did to Anakin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030
>>62641082
>he tries spinning
that's a good trick
anakin didn't spin or scream enough
>>62641082
In star wars, the only legitimate way to hurt someone with a lightsaber is to chop off a limb. By spinning, Sheev makes it impossible to specifically target a limb, a brilliant and ancient sith tactic.
When a high-midiclorian life form is travelling vertically and rotating on an axis, it creates a destabilisation of the force which manifests as slowed reaction times and generally acting like a retard.
This is why Obi Wan and Sheev were able to attack while jumping whereas Anakin couldn't.
By spinning, Sheev assured that he had the high ground from any potential perspective.
>>62641110
Good point anon. Why did no one teach Anakin the Force Scream move? It seems pretty impregnable to me, I don't think anyone has ever died while engaging in a Force Scream.
>>62641222
but doesn't anakin have a midichlorian count higher than 20000, even higher than yoda
>>62641101
>muh rehashing the video description
good repost, reddit
>>62641204
>Qui Gon Jinn
>Darth Maul
>Obi Wan Kenobi
The only way huh?
>>62641225
Made me laugh
>>62641825
came here to say this
>>62641798
OP here. Well spotted, what we've learned is that the previous poster is an autistic shitbrain. Moderators, please ban him
>>62641082
To catch Dindu and friends off guard. Seriously, imagine some old dude stood off of a rocking chair on his porch, comments, "I am the AARP," shotgun flies into his hands, and he spins AUUGHAHGHAGH towards you. By the time he's crouched in front of you, your brain still hasn't finished processing what the fuck just happened.
>>62641082
It was Lucas filling the movies full of utter shit. See. Yoda/Dooku
Midichlorian count = anime Powerlevels
>>62641101
Where does this come from? Obi never says "thats a good trick"
>>62642450
>le yoda fights were dumb meme
fuck off reddit. yoda owned in the prequels and was much better CGI
This thread...
>>62641082
But Obi Wan had the high ground, while Windu and the others were on equal footing with Sheev.
>>62642582
Eh? His fights were fucking overblown messy shit, you gormless faggot.
>>62642568
anakin says it in episode 1
>>62642675
actually if you are a keen observer you would notice that the door was a step up from his office so windu and his chums were actually a tad bit higher. don't worry though, only a trophy /tv/eteran knows his star wars ;)
>>62642954
>only a trophy /tv/eteran
What did he mean by this? Did he think those words meant something other than their actual meaning?
>>62642973
i mean to type "true" sorry faggot im fucking tired
>>62643165
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>>62641798
Darth Maul broke the rules by stabbing Qui Gon, making him a phantom- someone who doesnt abide by the rules of the universe. This is why he was so menacing.
Maul was killed by being cut in half, removing his legs.
Obi Wan was actually made more powerful than you can possibly imagine by Vaders attempt to harm his torso.
>>62643421
maul survived newfag
>>62643165
go home white boi
>>62643548
fuck off
>>62642582
Did you see the movie in theaters? The entire theater was laughing this asses off watching Yoda fight. It was a fucking joke.
>>62643767
>not knowing that people laugh out of happiness
>happy that yoda was owning some noobs
>>62641082
>yfw the sheev spin made it into Battlefront
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMXsciSF8CM
How the fuck did the name "Sheev" become canon?
>>62643920
On TV! YEAH YEAH!
>>62643842
>this buttblasted nigga defending shit.
>>62643899
>EA coders browsing /tv/
no surprised senpai
>>62643920
Its spelt 'Sheve'.
>>62644060
Shev Thundersaber?
can't peeve the sheev
>>62643842
Someone who doesn't understand the difference between laughing with a film, and laughing at a film.
>>62643899
SHEEV?
>>62642285
Kek
>>62644760
yes, it's him, anon
>>62642954
and only by spinning can one have an advantage from the low ground. it's an old sith trick that took years for sheev to master.
>>62645947
why did he not teach ani ^_~
