>it's a Garak episode
>>62632034
Those episodes always sucked. Who wants to watch 45 minutes of a mere tailor?
>it's a Janeway gives the Prime Directive the finger and destroys a civilization episode
>>62632082
Ah yes, a mere tailor indeed. Nothing else going on my dear dr. Bashir.
>It's a Commander, tell me about your sexual organs episode.
Is there going to be another Star Trek television show in our life time?
I could go for one.
>>62632034
Every Garak episode is a minimum 8/10 with multiple 10/10s across the series
Except maybe the Garak/Ezri episode, that one might only be a 7/10
>>62632034
>ywn spar amicably with Garak about philosophy and culture during lunch
why even live?
>>62632263
"But we have kids on board!"
>>62632228
>he doesn't know
A new Trek show has been confirmed for 2017
>it's a Spock gives up on life episode
>>62632263
>get up
>clean my three extra forehead ridges and brush my teeth
>get to my job at the planetary defense grid
>be on the job about ten minutes when we get a contact on our scanners
>it's the fucking Federation again
>I ask my supervisor to come over to see this shit
>he sighs
>"Them again?"
>I moan, "What's wrong with them now?"
>"You think their ship's holodeck achieved sentience again?"
>"Nah, I'll bet it's an alien mind control parasite."
>"Well, hail them. See what they want now."
>"Federation ship, you've entered Zykloriax space, turn around and..."
>their bald CO gets on screen
>"Sorry to bother you but Lieutenant Commander Data seems to be running an encrypted subroutine to be back to his creator for, uh, some reason."
>my supervisor groans
>"These guys are a fucking mess. Scramble some escorts to keep them away from our population centers."
>he mumbles something about idiots giving an android control over a star ship
>we launch the escorts
>they destroy six of them and blow up a transport filled with the orphans that were made when they brought the fucking Borg through our system
>the ship stumbles off towards the beta quadrant
>fill out endless paperwork
>get an official apology from some admiral that's obviously hosting and alien parasite
>I fucking hate the Federation
>>62632417
damn, i did not know.
thanks for the heads up, anon
>>62632466
Is this pasta? If not, well done anon.
>>62632508
naw dawg, this is fresh
Is Voyager worth watching? Seen TOS, TNG & DS9 and loved them.
>>62632521
Holy shit, I'm saving it.
>>62632539
its got it's moments. it's worth a watch
>>62632539
if you loved DS9, Voyager will literally blow your mind
>>62632613by just how fucking bad it is
>>62632539
Sure, give it a watch
>>62632632
I said Voyager, not DS9 yo
>>62632466
Think that's bad
>be from planet Ooxa Kooxa
>p. peaceful for centuries
>get colonized by Breen
>terraform the whole planet
>tropical beach is now a literal frozen shithole
>still walk in with their helmets and suits
>keep giving you orders
>can never tell if their communication systems are damaged or if they are actually talking
>weapons use renergy drainage and other shenanicans so you can't even organize any resistance
>Dominion war ends
>end up under romulan rule
>Tal Shiar now spying on me while I browse bolian cartoon forums
>just saw an agent looking at me from the other block while reading a genderbent moe version of Flotter and Trevis.
>expect to be partywarbird'd any time now
>for some reason, the planet is conceded to the Cardies since they got back on the rails and need to rebuild a colonial space
>cardassian patrols 24/7
>bolian cartoons now banned since judged unpatriotic
>use a proxy
>instantly spotted as a flag-burning traitor
>some dick from whatever order takes care of that comes, fuck up my appartment and takes me
>gonna be labor camp'd once my trial is over
>suddenly, Cardies give up the planet since it's not rentable enough
>discussion ensues
>independentists too irrational to win
>federation considers using our planet to create a talaxian presence in the alpha quadrant
>tfw
>be me
>be from Chinga Bonga
>we're a few light years away from Bajor
>our planet is a shithole that even the Cardassians chose to ignore
>call up The Federation to give us aid
>soemthing about The Prime Directive
>fine, we'll do shit on our own
>Dominion War starts
>Jem'hadar come and fuck everything that was not fucked beyond the unfuckable point
>after the war we ask for help again
>The Bajorans set up shop
>qt babes, pussy-ass men, this gun be good
>we kick them out 5 months later because we can't stand their fucking space buddhist shit
>ask the Federation for help
>they are too busy so they send Klingon ambassadors to negotiate the treaty
>all they do is fight and drink
>we've had enough so we kill them and hang their bodies in front of our Chingy Bingy Temple
>turns out they were part of some major clan or some faggoty shit
>now there are about 30 Birds of Prey about to turn our planet into Dresden 45
>The Federation send some baldy faggot to negotiate
>he refuses to stand up for us
>fuck the Federation
>>62632184
mmhmm
>>62632034
Garak is the best character from any Star Trek series.
>>62632902
U w0t m8?they're equal
>You will never watch any Star Trek series for the first time again.
>>62633012
Good point desu
Who do you think would be the best Star Trek bro?
>drinking wise
>at the office
>getting pussy
>>62633047
Jadzia tbqh
>>62632101
Wasn't that the second fucking episode? Or was it the third?
>>62633047
Garak to all the above? He gets shit done.
>be me
>be from planet Phae-t'roa in the gamma quadrant
>live on the edge of Dominion space
>Jem'haddars come knocking on the door
>"have you accepted our lords and saviors the Founders into your life?"
>refuse to admit the founders are gods, don't join the Dominion, organize the armies
>Warships orbiting the planet
>smug vorta sends an ultimatum
>accidentally double-clicks genocide.exe
>big kaboom
>we manage to send out a generation ship to migrate somewhere and make it out of the system by pure luck
>burn half of our fuel to go as close as we can to warp 9.9 and outrun them (not that they really cared)
>end up not that far from the alpha quadrant and outside of Dominion space
>travel for years and years with very limited ressources
>finally arrive in a more populater area of space
>no war, just border tensions
>governments are protective of their people
>even the stupidly agressive klingon are bro-tier once you show them you have honor
>ask them in
>they send a ship, scan our lack of weapons system and tell us we have none of said honor
>cross the border and enter Federation space
>ask if we can stay
>send a ship
>some redhead admiral and her pan-flute-playing fuckbuddy come aboard
>do our damn best to look friendly, since we are getting really low on fuel and supplies
>she mumbles some bullshit excuses about non-interference and say they can't do anything because that would interfere in Dominion affairs
>tattooed buttface just says "Akoochimoya" anytime we ask him anything
>offer us a faster way to Dominion space
>fuck the Federation
>>62633076
>picking a Dax as Trek Bro
>not Kurzon
he would be perfect
>best drinking buddy in the quadrant
>wise cracker
>doctor es alien pussy getting, might give you tips or spare bajwhorans
>tells the best stories and anecdores in Starfleet
>>62633090
>>62633184
These niggas get it. I'd have gone with Kirk but that nigga too handsome, he'd be scoring left and right while I'd be standing with my dick in my hands. And I couldn't even be upset since he's far too cool to hate.
>>62633012
Dukat turned to shit in Season 7, Garak's quality is undiluted
I would have liked to have seen a Dukat that didn't go full psycho.
>You will never see a Dukat amd Sisko broship vs the Dominion
>>62633854
and*
>it's a Kai Winn episode
>>62633781
Dukat went from cool space nazi villain. To insane lolevil guy
>>62633908
>it's an Indendent Kira tries to fuck everyone, including herself, episode
>You will never start a family with Kasidy Yates
Why live?
>>62633854
Yeah, in my fantasy version of DS9 Dukat sticks around with the Dominion after the loss at DS9 and instead of Damar we have Dukat as the increasingly beleaguered leader of the Cardassians who eventually flips and becomes leader of the rebellion against the Dominion and ultimately dies leading it.
It would have been perfect for the complexity of the character and given him this great, impossible to define legacy.
>>62634367
>no bajoran qt will ever come on to you in such an obvious fashion it's borderline pornographic
Life is suffering brehs.
>it's a Sisko calls O'Brien Smiley episode
>>62633024
IS this whole commander sisko thing a joke?
How does anyone like him?
>>62637786
>not liking Sisko
DS9 master race here, you can go suck Janeway'scock
>>62637819
I don't like janeway either.
I just think Sisko is a stupid faggot commander.
Also, at least Voyager was watchable. Only like 1 out of ever 4 or so DS9 epidoes are bearable enough for me to pay attention to.
>>62637845
>Garak episodes
>Dukat episodes
>Odo and his people episodes
>Bajoran terrorism episodes
>Bashir and O'Brien episodes
>Quark schemes episodes
>this faggot doesn't like them
Shit taste tbch m4(8-6)
>it's a holodeck episode
>it's a time-travel episode
>>62633908
Her arc was the least believable
>spiritual peaceful people
>survive horrible strife
>let's elect Bin Laden as pope
>and then as president
>even though everyone without any impairing mental disability would notice she's a cunniving cunt
WTF?
>>62639696
It could have made a lot of sense if they went into more details with stuff like corruption among the vediks, some of them having some resistance hero statut, or explained the different beliefs and such with more precision.Still not as retarded as klingon "politics
>it's an important intergalactic ambassador comes onboard and Riker puts his penis in it
>>62640457
>episode
>It's a Dukat episode
>He does nothing wrong
>>62640503
Based Dukat keeping this thread alive.
>>62640503
>Episode 1
>Prophets disable his ship
>Sisko needs to rescue him
>Episode 128
>Prophets destroy his ships
>"What? WHAT? HOW CAN THIS BE?"
>>62640503
What about when he sat on a spike like a fucking retard? Hurt his ass.
>>62633908
>>62640473
>episode
>implying TNG isn't a whole show about Riker's sexual organs
>it's a Wesley gets some episode
>>62637786
Sisko is even more ham than Kirk. He has some tough arcs near the end which make him pretty bad ass. That's probably what fans remember.
>it's a this planet is basically earth in the 20th century episode
>>62640275
God those episode sucked. Oh, so a society based on honor and pride is ripe with corruption and some fucking cunts are literally trying to dismantle the Empire by siding with the Romulans? No biggy.
>>62640275
I never got why nobody pulverized her with a purple space bazooka. Like, some Federation officer or a clear-headed Bajoran gets tired of her shit and just pays some assassin to turn her into stardust while on DS9. She created so much trouble, even getting exposed was worth the risk
![Star Trek Deep Space Nine s07e01 - Image In The Sand NTSC DVD x264 DD5.1-JCH.mkv_snapshot_16.21_[2015.09.14_10.03.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l77V8JM.jpg "Star Trek Deep Space Nine s07e01 - Image In The Sand NTSC DVD x264 DD5.1-JCH.mkv_snapshot_16.21_[2015.09.14_10.03.21].jpg")
I never liked Vic episodes.
>>62635150
Leeta is GOAT trekfu.
>>62632082
Dukat pls go
>>62642245
>dukat
>go
Isn't this supposed to be his turf?
>>62632034
>it's a writer/producer from jjverse becomes the new showrunner episode
>>62632363
>every Bajor is a confirmed to be a 5/10 at best
Why did they have to center the show around Bajor?
Why not make it the Garak show?
![Annorax[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tHOwOF1.jpg "Annorax[2].jpg")
>it's a Voyager finally has a good episode episode
>>62642948
>it's a Red Forman episode
>it's a Riker can't figure out doors episode
> It's a "golly gee, captain, if you weren't so bad at selling lies to the Romulans I wouldn't have to keep sewing up all these loose ends" episode.
>>62642151
Fuck you!
>>62643682
You seem to be upset, pally. Let me sing you a song for 4 minutes.
>>62642151
>>62643715
You'll feel differently after you lose a leg in the war.
>>62637845
>he doesn't understand character development: the post
Jesus, some of the posts in this thread.
Isn't it fairly well agreed that TNG + TOS > DS9 > VOY + ENT?
>>62645071
>this nigga
DS9>TNG=TOS>>>Voyager>>>>Enterprise
>>62645071
DS9 > TNG > TOS > ENT > VOY - but I enjoy all of them.
Overall Best Episodes
1. The Inner Light - TNG
2. Q Who? - TNG
3. All Good Things... - TNG
4. The City on the Edge of Forever - TOS
5. The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1 - TNG
6. In the Pale Moonlight - DS9
7. The Visitor - DS9
8. Similitude - ENT
9. Amok Time - TOS
10. Timeless - VOY
TOS
1. The City on the Edge of Forever
2. Amok Time
3. Balance of Terror
4. Errand of Mercy
5. The Doomsday Machine
TNG
1. The Inner Light
2. Q Who?
3. All Good Things...
4. The Best of Both Worlds: Part 1
5. Chain of Command: Part 2
DS9
1. In the Pale Moonlight
2. The Visitor
3. Duet
4. Whispers
5. Hard Time
VOY
1. Timeless
2. Blink of an Eye
3. Living Witness
4. Message in a Bottle
5. Death Wish
ENT
1. Similitude
2. Stratagem
3. The Andorian Incident
4. Regeneration
5. Twilight
>>62642014
Klingon society just doesn't make any sense and it gets worse the more you hnk of it.
Allright, so their society mostly if ot only values honor and honor is based on your prowesses as a warrior.
So what the fuck to civilians do?
Klingons have colonies, they have public infrastructures, so they must have a civilian population much larger than their army. How do these nameless klingons not revolt if they are superior in number, are stomped on by the hierarchy of their society and if the military forces who will interrupt ther little protests only use swords since it's more honorable (and it's easier to mke up some close combat weapons and fight back than defend yourself from crowd shooting) ?
How come there hasn't been a massive klingon revolution or uprising?
Fuck, how come that is not what happened in the Undiscovered Country?
>>62642100
>Like, some Federation officer or a clear-headed Bajoran gets tired of her shit and just pays some assassin
Probably has something to do with muh prime directive.
As for bajorans, again it COULD make sense if it was explained (their faith held them together during theoccupation and now they reverted to its most radical form and she has the support of the people, which is sort of implied during her election).
And how fucking comes that the bajoran pope doesn't have any security personnel assigned to her? How come it's a 70 years old monk who tries to stop Dukat from getting in her pants and not an armed bodyguard?
>>62645071
TOS = TNG = DS9 > Enterprise > Voyager > JJ Abrams
>>62645261
Ancient medieval europe was big on honor and warrior prowess. Sengoku Japan was the same way. It just means there's a very close tie between military rank and political strength. This differs from a Jewrengi culture where financial might gives political strength, or a Vulcan culture where elders and wise men have more power.
All of these cultures still have low blood scum to till the fields and fill the ranks.
Based on what I've seen so far, I'd rank everything:
TOS
>>62645261
It's shown through various episodes that Klingons outside the military still have an honour code.
I would think that any Klingon, regardless of profession, could still handle a weapon and wish to die with honour.
In Enterprise we saw that a Klingon doctor will allow a patient to die unless they can recover fully - to live crippled to be dishonoured. Presumably if the ship were to be attacked the doctors and engineers would take up arms and fight to the death as well.
I don't see why it would be different for a farmer, computer technician, chef, etc. You have your job, and you know how to wield a bat'leth. Many of them would probably die without honour, but as they aren't warriors or part of the big families, I doubt anyone really gives a shit about them.
>How come there hasn't been a massive klingon revolution or uprising?
Fuck, now I wish I'd read ahead before beginning to reply to you. Clearly you haven't watched the shows. This has happened. Multiple fucking times.
>>62645261
>How come it's a 70 years old monk who tries to stop Dukat from getting in her pants and not an armed bodyguard?
Solbor deserved better.
>>62645447
Aw, I really liked Dukat until the last season with all that Bajoran crap.
>>62645261
Which Klingon invented the warp drive? Or any technology they have? Wouldn't the scientists, inventors, economists, etc be regarded as nerdy fuckups? How do they function as a society if all they live for is fighting? How come a society as warlike as them hasn't either collapsed in internal strife or just chimped out in the Alpha Quadrant? And why do they have cloaking devices, isn't that more Romulan?
The Kai Winn shit was heinous, because so little of it was explained. "Hey, this bitch is fucking machiavelling her shit to power in a spacebuddhist society. She is clearly aligning with herself with fucking authoritarian scum." How did the other Vedeks not see this shit? How come she had to fuck herself over due to being a stubborn cunt in order to be ousted as head of government? Which fucking general said "Oh, that scheming cunt is who should lead us, not Jimmy Warheroson"?
Did nobody fucking notice how far away she is straying from the doctrine of the first Kai? Did no one else try to gain power without coopting this bitch in his coup? This is where I fucking get annoyed at the Prime Directive. A bullet in her head back when she tried to kill Bareil and blew up that fuckin school would have solved so many problems.
>>62645247
I agree with everything on this list.
>>62645392
Medieval culture did not have billions of people living in the same country, neither did it have the technology to arm all the people. It is kind of a big deal. During medieval times the population had little to no way to revolt since there was such an unequality in power between them and these holding the authority. This isn't the case with Klingons. everyone can replicate a bat-leth or a disruptor. And the klingons are proably the last to put some regulation on weapons building or holding.
Of course it's possible to keep a highly hierarchised society but just look at all the shit Worf goes through because he was considered dishonored. Now imagine if 95% of your population on both the homeworld AND your colonies is treated as well because they never had honor in the first place.
How can this not blow up, and when it does,how can the established power not fall within days?
>>62645436
When has it happened?
I've watched every show (though I haven't finished Enterprise) there is, every movie and the closer we get to seeing klingon civilian society is when Worf goes to Q'onos to find his old nanny, other than this every klingon is in a uniforme (and when they aren't, they don't get a really good treatment, like the klingon scientist in that TNG episode where they don't know what a research seminary is and call it "scientific diplomacy")
>>62645667
I meant the philosophical position. I'd never suspect a Klingon of guile or deceit. I'd rather see them fly fuck-you giant spaceships, it seems more in character than sneaking upon an unsuspecting enemy, blowing him to bits and fucking off.
>>62645572
>Which Klingon invented the warp drive? Or any technology they have? Wouldn't the scientists, inventors, economists, etc be regarded as nerdy fuckups? How do they function as a society if all they live for is fighting? How come a society as warlike as them hasn't either collapsed in internal strife or just chimped out in the Alpha Quadrant? And why do they have cloaking devices, isn't that more Romulan?
Three possibilities come to mind.
1. The Klingons defeated the Romulans in a battle and plundered their cloaking device.
2. The Klingons invented the cloaking device and the Romulans stole the design
3. The Klingons and the Romulans both had similar Birds of Prey to each other in TOS (same name and everything) so maybe there was an alliance or something in there.
I also hated Kai Winn, but we were supposed to.
>>62645760
Bashir actually has this debate with a Klingon (Martok or Worf, I think) in an episode of DS9. He says something like "a cloaking device? that's not very honourable." and the Klingon replies with "Ah, but in battle, there is no greater honour than victory"
Basically, they're a bunch of fucking hypocrites, which is fine. Most militaries are.
>>62645865
Now that's something that makes sense, next step is explaining how they kept the power for 2 centuries.
>inb4 historical examples
It was possible until the 18th century but it is not when all your population can press the "gimme a weapon" button and have a free bat'leth.
Not to mention a coup or pupular uprising would probably be backed (if not started) by the Romulans so they can tar the empirefrom the inside and claim some space-clay once everyone is too busy rebilding a regime
>>62646108
> but the reality is that if something is going to give them a tactical advantage
Which is why only the cunty sisters ever did anything remotely like that, right?
Even Chang didn't go directly for a dishonorable kill shot with the new cloaking tech.
>>62632228
>>62632417
>>62632491
One that you can only watch if you pay for CBS's streaming bullshit (Or Pirate of course but still in concept it's a bunch of bullshit to expect people to want to pay for the streaming service of an OTA free broadcast network)
>>62645887
>>62645572
They got warp drive from the Hur'q when they invaded Qo'noS. Klingons were in a medieval stage of development at the time. Did you even read the Klingon Academy game manual?
>>62646899
>Did you even read the Klingon Academy game manual?
Haha. Nope. Just the series and movies for me. Not including TAS.
>>62646899
>reading ST shit
Are you trying to make nerds look adequate?
>>62643423
why didn't they just flip it?
>It's a Garak realizes his home is gone forever episode.
Cardie scum.
>>62647474>post-TAS klingons were meant to be space mongols
>>62647474
>lol so wacky green joke reference
fuck you.
>>62647746
Fuck off greenfag pleb-tier moron
>it's a the crew is sent to resolve some border dispute on The Defiant which very quickly turns into The Thing episode
>>62647869
Wrong place to peddle your SJW shit mother fucker. You run along home to your fucking hugbox.
>>62645736
Civilians have pitchforks, knights have armor and swords. Civilians have ray guns, commanders have orbital bombardment. There's literally no difference in the peasant's ability to revolt.
>>62648211
> It's an "O'Brian spills spaghetti pondering if wife loli is legal or not" episode.
>>62648211
>it's a faggot spouting 1/10 shit maymays won't shut up about his SJW idol post
>>62649073
>>62649275
I stopped whining mother fucker. Jesus Christ, the only ST thread and it's devolved into shitposting between 2 faggots on different side of the planet.
I'ma start posting spaceships.
>>62637786
He has the best ship, the defiance!
Named so because The USS Benjamin Siskos motherfucking pimphand was to long.
>>62650336
>He has the best ship, the defiance!
>the best ship, the defiance
>the defiance
>defiance
>ce
Are Ferengi lawful evil or lawful neutral?
>>62637786
because he can live with it
>>62650962
Taking the highest bidder and profiting from all sides is always true neutral.
>>62651043
The Rules of Acquisition imply that they are quite lawful in nature. Quark gets fucked for breaking his contract with that tax collector.
>It's a Dr. Crusher gets fucked by a ghost episode
>It's a Data shoots a neutrino beam out of his willy episode
>>62651371
> Fucking over a tax collector
> conning a government agent
> Lawful
> RoA
> hard set of rules
> Not a vague religious doctrine prone to a wide berth of interpretations
>>62652088
What seems to be the problem here? Ferengi society demands that Quark act lawfully. He was expelled from Ferengi society for acting unlawfully.
>>62652164
> Expelled for acting unlawfully
> Not expelled for failing to pay off the right people
>>62652211
Brunt refused to be paid off. He demanded that Quark act lawfully according to the contract.
>>62652293
A ferengi that can't be paid off, and you did not consider that strange?
>>62652352
No, I consider that to be Eff See Ayyyyyyyyyy.
>it's a Fraser episode
>>62652831
A Frasier episode?
>>62632902
oh, my dear boy, if only you knew who wrong you are
Reminder Sisko is GOAT
https://youtu.be/vA4IkGUcxe8
>>62653822
that should have been a recurring storyline desu
>>62651981
Dat superman curl
>>62653987
.... it was?
>>62654119
hardly, they only had just benny back once for the finalle for 2 mins IIRC
>>62654176
He was in 6.13, 7.1, and 7.2. He also appeared uncredited in the finale, as you said.
>>62653987
>There was some talk that the final scene of "What You Leave Behind" would feature Benny Russell sitting outside a sound stage holding a script that read "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", essentially making the series, and all of Star Trek, a dream.
>>62654486
>There was some talk that the final scene of "What You Leave Behind" would feature Morn sitting in his home with his friends and family while explaining "...and that was the story of the greatest friends I've ever known", essentially making the series, and all of Star Trek, one of his famous tall tales.
>Morn would then wave to the audience and say "Goodbye, everyone" as the camera slowly zoomed out accompanied by sentimental orchestral music.
>it's a the environmental controls in these quarters have been altered episode
>>62649519
jesus christ you sound like a liberal.
>>62651981
IMAGINE
>>62655074
>waiting until 0.42237442929 stardates later (thanks Google) to make another worthless post
LOL
>>62632034
Why did Star Trek TOS turn to shit suddenly halfway through Season 2?
>>62653308
niles?
>>62655376
TELL ME KORGANO. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASAKA?
>>62645247
Good DS9 episodes, but I would find some way to include Once More Unto The Breach.
>>62655617
>it's an elderly drunken senile Klingon episode
Guys, I think Garak might have been a spy.
>>62633121
Bullshit. Once you are in Federation Space, the Federation would probably give the aliens some planet that nobody wants.
![625[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3n9AsRu.jpg "625[1].jpg")
>It's an off duty Picard episode
>It's a Diana finds out she has a dead sister episode
>>62657316
he was out for himself, you never knew if you can trust him
>>62657438
What?
>>62657511
http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Kestra_Troi
>>62657555
I think you mean
>it's a Kirsten Dunst episode
Also, Deanna is named Deanna, not Diana.
>>62657621
Why are you doing this anon?
>>62650993
Of course he can live with it, he's a fucking demi-god.
> it's a suede jacket episode
>>62657647
Why are you calling her Diana?
Does she serve under Captain John Luck Pickerd?
>It's a Jake and Nog episode
>>62657730
>Captain John Luck Pickerd?
10/10 reference.
>>62657730
I'm not sure who that is. Was he the captain of the Star Trek Enterprise?
>>62657819
Braga, when the science failed.
>>62657819
How am I supposed to know what that means if I don't know who Manosky is?
>>62632363
And even the Garak/Ezri episode wasn't his fault, he was the best part of that one
>>62657936
Second Season! Find a way home!
End the episode with the flaws fixed and without any reason to not go home!
>>62645247
what? no Trials and Tribble-ations?
>>62632539
The general quality of Voyager will definitely be lower than what you're used to, but in the end it's still a Trek show with episodes worth watching. I also found that it was a good way to cope and wean myself off of the series once I finished watching DS9 for the second time since I eventually just didn't want to finish the series.
>>62658124
I was the same with with first contact. The idea that there was a Borg Queen just completely destroyed the series for me.
>>62658086
I don't like that one nearly as much as everyone else seems to. It's fine, I'd probably give it 7/10.
I might give it top 10. Certainly not top 5.
>>62633047
Q, if you got on his good side.
>>62658233
There were simple things that they could have done, like being unable to replicate additional torpedoes or shuttlecraft.
Oh, wait,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k
>It's a Bajoran vedek commits suicide episode
>>62658301
What? If he didn't fuck her, he's not his own grandpa.
>>62658022
srsly if they could reverse them from reptiles, wouldn't being reptile for a few minutes be a small price to pay for getting home for everyone else?
>>62642783
i ain't watching that shit nigga
>mfw its an advanced, interplanetary civilization's leader is determined who wins a knife fight episode
>>62660296
They're not knives, they're bat'leths.
>mfw one time a girl asked me what they're called and I revealed my power level
>>62653308
Literally the performance of his life and no one gaf.
>>62657384
>i just want to read my book
>by the end of the ep, hes fucking a girl in a cave
>>62642151
Seconded.
>>62655376
>>62655408
>>62655445
MASAKA IS WAKING.......
>>62645247
>no It's Only a Paper Moon
>>62662115
>It's Only a Paper Moon
>Top 5
>I shiggy diggy
>>62660412
I'm not really sure it's weird to know what a bat'leth is. If you know the name of that khopesh-looking jaggedy one, then you have a problem.
>>62660412
Ah, I remember revealing my power level to my high school friends. It was about seven years ago, now.
>at party
>see wannabe geeks
>they're discussing Darth Vader's entrance in A New Hope
>talking about how great the music is when he enters the ship
>one of them calls it the Imperial March
>FUCKING CHARLATAN!
>casually walk over
>"hey, anon, what's going on?"
>"oh, not much. talking about the Imperial March, I heard?"
>"Yeah, how great is it?"
>"It's fucking lovely. Also was composed for Empire Strikes Back, so not actually there for Darth Vader's entrance in a New Hope"
>"Yeah it is. On that rebel ship at the beginning."
>"The Tantive IV. Yeah. Not the Imperial March. It IS called Imperial Attack, so you're kind of close"
>"Dude, it's called the Imperial March. Not Attack"
>"Two different pieces of music"
>"It's really, really not. Williams might've written more around it but the motif is there in A New Hope"
>"I will bet you $20 right now that you are wrong"
>"Done"
>He Googles it
>MFW I made $20 whilst revealing my wizardry to my high school friends
![21_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V7bOZ5M.jpg "21_0[1].jpg")
>>62662855
Nice, read all of that in 21's voice.
>>62645247
Pretty decent list.
>>62663559
lol'd
>>62662855
This is a Star Trek thread, bro.
>>62632034
>>62632082
>>62632110
>>62632380
>tfw you watch the episode on DS9 when quark meets his old romance again in season 2
>>62664748
>>62662855
reminder Dukat did nothing wrong except when he accidentally got himself stuck on the station while the boobytraps were going off and when he tried to screw over a rival politician by separating that politician from his son, but then he accidentally left a trail of clues and Garak caught him, and maybe that one time he accidentally got that chick pregnant, and when his whole life was ruined when he forgot that the prophets were omnipotent beings inside the wormhole, and one time he tried to convince Sisko that he was perfectly sane, and went about this task by talking to imaginary tulpas, also the whole becoming Space Satan thing might have been ill advised
>>62664825
Por que no los dos?
>>62645247
Reminder that if you don't like Darmok, you've outed yourself as being on the autistic spectrum.
>>62665182
I love Darmok. Just didn't make my top 5.
>Sokath, his eyes opened
>>62665294
>>62645247
>no The Siege of AR-558
>>62665345
It's a pretty good episode. Which of those five would you kick for it?
>>62665182
are you out of your vulcan mind? its on of the best
>>62664860
naa, i like both, i just like the banter.
>>62662855
chuckled
>>62662855
>media history seminary
>we talk about taboos in american tv-shows
>someone mentions Kirk kissing Uhura to be the first interracial kiss on TV ever
>I call bullshit and cite Mirror, Mirror
>someone looks it up
>mfw I don't know if they think I am a pervert, a wizard or both
>>62665551
Yarp. Common misconception. Plato's Stepchildren was the first kiss between a white man and a black woman, but not the first interracial kiss.
Not even the first kiss between a white person and a black person.
>>62653822
>overacting: the scene
>it's a Picard has an irrational hatred of his time-duplicate and murders him with a phaser episode
>>62665624
was he ever an a-lister?
>>62633087
Janeway literally murdered a sentient being in order to get two crew members back. One of which was Neelix. Let that sink in.
>Wesley: And they use those?
>O'Brien: "Those" are Klingon painsticks. I once saw one of them used against a two-ton Rectyne monopod. Poor creature jumped five meters at the slightest touch. Finally died from excessive cephalic pressures.
>Wesley: You mean..?
>O'Brien: That's right. The animal's head exploded like-
>Polaski: I think that's enough, Chief O'Brien.
tfw could see the seeds of his suffering even in the beginning
>>62658022
Worst epsiode of the entire franchise right there.
It ruined everything, not just Voyager, but everything. I'm glad everybody just pretends it never happened.
>it's a DS9, Voyager or Enterprise episode
>>62657807
>newfagging this hard
Holy shit
>>62666713
>not liking DS9
How is that even possible?
>>62667261
It is soap opera, not Star Trek.
>>62667319
>one huge-ass intergalactic war after another
>deals with terrorism, patriotism, religious zealotry, political machinations, spying, economics, etc
>best character development in the franchise
>insight into many many cultures
>soap opera
It's a Nelix episode. Seriously, fuck that snarf looking pederast.
>>62667411
Yes, those things are Star Trek themed soap opera.
>>62667959
watching DS9 for the first time
wish me luck
>>62668833
It is a total waste of time. Rewatch TNG minus the flicks instead.
>>62667959
It's SPACE opera, anon. Get it right.
DS9 has its moments.
>>62668855
didnt even finish tng :)
>It's an obrien gets sick of picard episode
>>62657753
More like Nig & Nog tbqh
>>62668928
>>62645247
>The Visitor
Shit, it's that one with Candyman right?
>>62647813
>>62648050
>>62648364
>>62648917
>>62649211
>>62649406
>shitpost with some John Green pleb the night before while watching DS9
>he keep telling me there's nothing I can do
>he gets his shit rekt
Thank you based mods.
>>62641050
Never happened.
>>62671212
Wesley got what he deserved
>>62672409
My universal translator seems to be malfunctioning, Mr. Rozhenko.
