Who /hype/ for this?
Even the title says it: No.
I would be hype but sadly I feel like it will go the route of Austin Powers.
Same old jokes rehashed over a plot that's close to the original but just a little different with a new arch enemy and some funny sidekicks.
It's going to be awful. Literally only dudebros will see this, the same people that think Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are twin pinnacles of comedy.
>>62627887
Oh man I do believe that
>product placement
>>62627887
those are the peak of comedies. sandler comedies anyway. add in 50 first dates to make it a trifecta
judging from the poster, it looks like all the jokes are going to be derived from derek and hansel taking selfies, which isn't funny or original. ill wait for a torrent
>>62627654
This poster alone convinces me not to
>DUDE SELFIES LMAO
>rich famous people
>not using the latest iPhones
LMAO THIS KEKSUNG DELUSION
>product placement on the poster
I liked the original Zoolander.
It was one of the only movies Comedy Central played that was worth watching.
Everything else was like Out Cold
Not Another Teen Movie
That RomCom where Ed Norton is a priest
Legally Blonde and that other movie with Reese Witherspoon where she drives cross-country with some guy to help him prevent a break-up letter he mailed to his GF from getting delivered.
All those Chris Farley/David Spade movies from the 80s-90s.
>>62627654
Reddit is over there senpai
>>62627887
dumb literally poster
Much hype
>>62627993
yeah
ed norton as a priest
>>62627839
>implying Austin Powers trilogy is bad
>comparing the garbage that is Zoolander to the masterpiece that is AP
It's literally goat satire
>samshit
>/tv/ is now so contrarian that they hate Zoolander
What the fuck happened?
>>62627993
wet hot american summer
>>62628073
you came to this board
>all these redditors doubting that 2oolander will be the kinographic event of the millennium
>mfw
DUDE SELFIES WE'RE ALL MODERN AND HIP
>>62628073
It sucks. It all goes downhill after the gas station scene
>>62627654
No they are to old it's just gonna be like Dumb and Dumber To and Anchorman 2 it should never have been made.
>american comedy film
lmao
DUDE
CASH GRAB SEQUELS THAT TRY TO REFRAME A 14 YEAR OLD STORY AND CHARACTERS IN A MODERN CONTEXT AND FAIL MISERABLY, PROFANING THE SANCTITY OF THE ORIGINAL
LMAO
>>62628142
Anchorman 2 wasn't any worse than the mediocre original.
>>62627654
>product placement in the poster
yeah no.
>>62627654
I was born in 1997, what is this?
>>62627976
>mfw I check the cast listing on imdb and Justin Beiber is there
>>62628217
please dont do that
>>62628268
The original was full of celebrity cameos too. It was kinda part of the joke. You fags complain about anything.
>>62628188
At least the gags in the first one were original the second one just rehashed a bunch of shit I happen to love the original anchorman but the second one is trash.
>>62627839
I agree. It's probably going to be like what happened Anchorman.
>>62628128
The quality drop is the result of the forced drama and romance rather than some breaking point. For exampe, the scenes with will ferrel are better than most of the first half. He was alot better before that fame shit went to his head
>>62628278
stop oppressing me
>>62628303
Not him but the original's celebrity line-up was based
>Bowie
>Trump
>Winona
>Paris
Bieber shouldn't be there
>>62627993
Overnight delivery.
>>62628268
Hating on Justin Bieber is literally a reddit meme.
You shouldn't even give a flying fuck, you big fucking faggot.
>>62628447
Hi, Justin. Go to bed. You're cranky.
>>62628447
sup Justin
>>62628397
>he forgot Billy Zane
I can't think of a single time Ben Stiller has made me laugh. Anything good he appears in is in spite of him.
>>62628493
Heavyweights is a classic senpai
>>62628484
Billy Zane is too based to be on a reddit list
>>62628493
Meet the Fockers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNaQqh5KEsU
Though this is his only good scene, everyone else is hilarious
>>62628493
Ben Shitter can be funny sometimes but he abuses the joke and stretches it until it deflates
>>62628493
He was ok in Curb Your Enthusiasm.
As a /fa/ggot I am totally hype for it.
It is going to be absolutely fantastic, and is going to take several jabs at the current state of the fashion industry.
THE HYPE IS 2REAL.
>>62628661
go jack off over twinks
>>62628677
>/fa/
>jacking off over twinks
Um, no.
Go finish to a picture of your cunny-fu or whatever the fuck
>>62627654
>sequel coming out
>still aren't selling blu-rays of the first
They had ONE job
Fuck I went to the IMDB hoping to see Kanye and he was there. I know at least one scene will be funny.
>>62628493
Tropic Thunder
I'm so excited for Owen to bring his diverse repertoire of acting skills for a moving performance
Ben Stiller looks like a fucking idiot in the teaser trailer for this.
>>62628493
>implying he wasn't the best part of dodgeball
DAVID BOWIE is the villain this time
>>62627654
>Who /hype/ for rehashes of the same jokes with some unfunny shit on the side?
>>62628348
So it's going to be a commentary on how the industry it's representing is very quickly dying due to oversaturation and pandering?
Because that's what Anchorman 2 was, and it was great.
>>62629036
>watching Snowpiercer
>hey that woman looks familiar
>holy shit, it's based Tilda
She stole the show
>>62628802
This. I love how hard the actors shit on themselves. At the time the theatres was just over run with war movies and its still fucking hilarious to me.
Come at me niggers
MERMAN STEVE
MERMAN
It is going to suck. Hoping for the best but these guys are beyond hacks and this will be Hangover 6 level crap.
>>62628198
>not iPhones
>not Vercase
>not Luis Vuittoon
fucking DROPPED faster than the queen
meh. more hyped for joe dirt sequel.
stupid comedies of the 00's power rankings?
1. step brothers
2. joe dirt
3. anchorman
4. zoolander
5. ricky bobby
---
9001. wedding crashers
9002. old school
>>62629987
The Joe Dirt sequel came out a long time ago.
>>62627654
"Long time no zed"
I don't get it
I don't get hype for anything anymore. With that being said, Zoolander is one of my favorite movies of all time so I will watch this and hope it doesn't suck too hard.
>>62627654
Why does everything these days have to have a reference to popular culture devices and social media shit.
>>62628493
way better than adam sandler, but i know that's not saying a lot
>>62628772
lel kill yourself
>>62627654
Zoolander 2: Gaussian blur
>>62629987
Old School was great, shit list
>>62627654
literally no one
>>62630068
>Zoolander is one of my favorite movies of all time so I suck hard.
>>62628073
They expect the worst after what happened with Joe Dirt
>>62630684
I will never understand people who dont find zoolander funny
>>62628870
Fuck yeah, Rick is gonna be in it?
>>62627993
Ed Norton as a priest is a solid flick
In the original every frame that has Ferrel in it is laugh-out-loud funny. He reached pure comedic genius with every nuance of the Mugatu character
He's forgotten how to be funny though and became a self parody so, new one is probably gonna suck.
>>62627944
This. Felt like they read this somewhere in the "how to appeal to young people in 2015" pamphlet.
>>62628484
>Billy Zane detected
Well, fuck me, somebody pop open champagne.
>>62631453
You should listen to him.
>>62627654
The first one was just fine. Why fuck with a good thing?
>>62627654
I AM
>>62631550
>How dare you give me more cake
>>62628493
What about Extras?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdZsUEZjiuQ
>>62628493
c'mon now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy9Z-Tg6ufU
>>62628772
I don't get why people are so impressed by Kanye. I earnestly believe it's either intensely smug patronizing or repressed kekery. He is only perceptive or witty by nigger standards, White teenagers have more to say than he does.
>>62628128
I agree. Everything just goes up in flames after that.
im not a fan of the facebook/twitter humor and i dont think its funny when its being sarcastic
too bad that shit is right on the poster, really wish that shit would stop being relevant
>>62628493
Don't tell me this didn't make you laugh
Assuming you were alive in the early 2000's. . . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9kQf_te2EA
>long time no zed
I don't get it.
>>62632051
>I don't get why people are so impressed by Kanye.
It's mostly white teenagers, which that poster most likely is
>>62628268
>>62628447
He's just an all around shitty person/performer. I hope he just has a small cameo
>>62632315
Sometimes I'll listen to parts of Bret Easton Ellis's podcast, he spent a significant part of one with James Van Der Beek double-fellatiating Kanye. You could make excuses that they're both smug, college-educated arty types and one is a literal homosexual, but it seems more people than just them, lots of art types are really impressed by Kanye.
>>62632079
>too bad that shit is right on the poster
wtf are you talking about because they're taking selfies? These are characters that are constantly distracted by their own reflections that now have access to smartphones you piece of shit summerfag
I told me family We will see it theaters or I will kill them, they laughed and made their little jokes. If they don't go, I will kill them, this is god to me.
>>62627654
I wonder if his wife is gonna be in it again
>>62627764
that means Number desu senpai. lrn to /fa/
>>62632376
did i say modeling world jokes in the first movie were not funny? fucking kill yourself
>>62632359
Really? He's a terrible lyricist/singer and a mediocre rapper and his music is just shitty variations of older superior music. What is there to be impressed about
>>62632495
They're impressed by his observations and, paraphrasing a million justifications I've heard, "his performance art satire of celebrity." It just seems like this is the first rich nigger these people have been exposed to and don't realize this is literally how they all act.
>>62627654
>long time no zed
what is up with this tagline?
The first Zoolander wasn't even good. What possessed them to make another?
>>62632451
wtf were you talking about on the poster then fem?
>>62632533
>"his performance art satire of celebrity."
genius
so his whole performance art is basically this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MBaEEODzU0
>>62628493
>theres something about fucking mary
>royal tenenbaums
>heavyweights
he's preddy gud mate
>>62632605
b-but muh original voice... new perspective... bbc
>missing your window this hard
Didn't they learn after Anchorman 2?
>>62627654
>>62627839
>>62628073
>hyped for Zoolander
>overrating a comedy this much
This generation is the fucking worst. I don't even care witch one of the two you are, I just want to let you know that you are human garbage for posting that and feeling like this.
Jesus fuck why
>>62631431
>>62627944
It's gone right over your heads
Did you not watch the original that satirised many of these types of things?
>>62634725
Justin is a good lad now you fedora tipper
>r/music
>>62630036
>yurop
