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This guy smacks your girlfriend's ass...what do you do?
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This guy smacks your girlfriend's ass...what do you do?
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>>62626946
slap him and run away so he can't catch me
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do a uno farto on him
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>>62626946

take my clothes off and shake my nutsack in his general direction
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>>62626946
Ask him if he can grant me speedforce abilities.
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>>62626946
>grab his hand before he makes contact with Lois'ass because I'm Suerman and I'm faster than him
>crush his clammy little hand
>beat the shit out of him while he tries to run away from mbe
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>>62626946
he falls for the cleverly disguised x shaped trap on her ass, magnetizing his hand to the ground so he can't run away.

what follows next can't be shown on tv
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Get a beaner to shoot him in the back when he's not looking.
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>>62626946
Call batman's dad
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>>62626946

choke hold and ass rape while girl watches and sucks my ass
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>>62630251
>shot him in the head with a slow moving dart
>could have used a gun and ended him
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Why does Flash look like an evil warlock?
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>>62631546
that is his evil self from earth 2
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Let him fuck my girl just out of curiosity. His dick probably shoots sparks or some shit. What the fuck is he?
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>>62631626
a beast
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*SCARY HELICOPTER NOISES*
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>>62631717
well meme'd, my friend....well meme'd
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>>62631661
hmph, those are cheesy effects I can get behind
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>>62630142
You suck his dick?
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>>62626946
Should i watch the second season just for him? I couldn't finish Season 2's pilot, it was just too boring to watch.
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>>62632278
but you watched all of season 1? wtf is wrong with you?
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>>62632297
yeah i know...
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>>62632245
Yes. I see you've fallen for the same trap before.
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>>62631661
wow thats awful

supergirl level of bad
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Quick, /tv/. The gods have granted you a power. Can you protect the purity of your waifu?http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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this subzero get his own show?
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>>62633483
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Safety_Field_Projection
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>>62633441
Why do normies pretend that their retarded opinions matter?
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>>62633483
>dance combat
Goddamnit.
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>>62633569
This show itself is for normies you retarded cunt. Kill yourself
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>>62633651
Which makes you even worse, turbonormie.
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>>62633358
I accidentally left a magnet on my mouth
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>>62631661

>flash shoots lightning on the tv show

Wow. That looks terrible. Aside from how absurd it is to give Flash MORE powers, it looks shit.
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>>62633586
Cisco?
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>Flash fighting a palette swap Flash

uhh.. didn't they already do this in season 1
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>>62630070
That was for charity
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>>62636527
Superman is faster than the flash if he flies. Comics canon.
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>>62633483
>worm manipulation

I team up with this guy>>62633651 and get him to challenge the flash to a "do the worm" contest.
easy as shit
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>>62636509
They realized how shitty he looked and wanted to....make a shittier reverse flash?
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>>62636546
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>>62626946

>tell him that I'm a huge fan and that I will literally be his bitch if he gives me speedforce powers
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>>62626946
How can he grab energy as if it was something physical?
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>>62636677

They are energy manipulators.
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>>62636607
:^)
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>>62633483
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Life_Creation

Disregard waifu. Create better waifus.
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>>62637805

>gif

FFS
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This guy smacks your girlfriend's ass...what do you do?
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>>62637896

get a new girlfriend and wipe her teeth out of my hair
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>>62637896
Take him out for udon.
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Any real theories on who he is? motherfucker was scary as fuck with that demon looking outfit and candymans voice
inb4
Patty
Joe
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>>62637941
Eddie
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>>62637941
that fucker broke barry's back and dragged his ass through the dc universe, last 15 minutes were one of the best of the show
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>>62637896
Fuck his mom
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>>62637941
I think the most popular theories are that he's Earth-2 Barry, Eddie or Earth-2 Barry's Dad. The first two seem really obvious but I guess he'll have to be someone we've seen on the show before. I can't imagine they'll go with the Earth-2 STAR labs janitor.
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>>62637805
>That awful fucking compression for such a shot clip
>using gif at all in 2015
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>>62626946
Thank him.
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>>62637941

Earth-2 Henry Allen

When we got the Robert Queen is the Arrow on Earth-2 announcement it basically confirmed it for me. It's the only option that makes sense at this point, nobody else matches Zoom physically.
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>>62635170
He needs to run in a circle for a few minutes before he can do that, though.
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>>62639018

That's hilariously awful.
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>>62639065
>building momentum
>SO STUPID!! XD
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>>62637896
Clean up the blood pool that used to be my girlfriend.
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>>62639127


>Tfw someone defends the manner in which Flash is now shooting lightining near me
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>>62640251
>complaining about others when using awfully compressed gifs in 2015
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>>62638895
He took Barry's mask off and didn't recognize him. So its not Henry.
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>>62640322

So if your autism is really that formidable, how is it not set off by this show?
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>>62633483
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement
Kek
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>>62633483
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pleasure_Manipulation

Probably the best power to have in this situation.
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>>62630070
Zoom aka Hunter Zoloman is much faster than Superman.
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>>62637805
>he made a gif

what is this 2014?
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Was does CW rip off Batman so much?

>Zoom breaks Flash's back so he can't walk (sound familer?)
>Earth 2 Oliver Queen dies and his father becomes Green Arrow (sort of like Thomas Wayne in Flashpoint)
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>>62633483
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery

this is actually pretty sweet
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>>62633483
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Telepathic_Abilities
Does this mean I got all of them?
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>>62637941
thought it was Earth-2 Barry or Barry's dad, but in this last episode, Zoom unmasks the Flash and hears Caitlyn call out "Barry!" You'd think that if Zoom were Barry or his dad, that he'd have reacted to finding out that his Earth-1 counterpart or son is the Flash.

I think Zoom might just be someone new.
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>>62642856
Jesus christ Marie
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>>62642805
1) He might have already known.
2) Assuming it's Barry's dad, one good reason he'd go full berserker, is if in this alternate world, RF succeeded in wiping Barry off of the timline (hence not being stranded in the present Earth-2), meaning Flash dad saw his little boy get murdered by a speedster.
His boy doesn't get chosen by the lightning, but instead he does. Decides that this is as good a chance as any to take revenge on any potential speedster who may have killed his son, while also becoming a god of the speed force.
In this scenario, keep in mind that a) "Barry" is a common name. and b) he never saw his son grow up, so he might not just recognize him.
Granted, apparently he looks like Flash Dad's father-in-law, but we don't know if he ever even met the guy, or if that guy died before flash dad met his wife.
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>>62633483
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mockery_Physiology

Wot
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>>62631661
>picks up lightning and fucking throws it back at him

I have to pick up this show now. 1st Season on Netflix, here I come.
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>>62633483
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weakness_Change
So I can make Zoom not my weakness, or maybe make brittle bone disease his? I might be alright.
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>>62633483
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Event_Collapse

So my power is just to destroy the entire fucking universe? That's both awesome and terrible.
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>>62633483
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Summoning_Mimicry
GAY!
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>>62640368
Unless little Barry has been dead long before.
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>>62633483
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Generation
Fucking based
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>>62633483
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Writing_Area

The power to control everything and everyone around me. As long as I have hands
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