"Leon, I think I'm in love with you" What did she mean by saying this?
she had feelings of attachment that were so unfamiliar to her that she equated it with her idea of love.
Did you guys know there's a total shitty cut version of this movie?
I tried watching it on Netflix last night and apparently it's '2 pedo' and it's something like 22 mins shorter.
And of course the uncut international version is like 20 bucks more to buy than the censored version.
It ruined my evening.
>>62617199
>>62617199
Dude the full uncut version is on youtube for free.
>>62615961
Being honest, Do you remember love, anon?
>>62617668
Yes and it fucking sucked. Being in love with someone that doesnt love you back is the worst feeling ever.
Sex
>>62615961
I thought in that scene she was talking about how her constipation finally passed?
>>62615961
>>62618401
"Now I need to poop."
>>62617847
DELETE THIS
>>62617804
Actual reciprocated love not your easily formed ''B'AAAAW THREAD'' neckbeard 'love' you form with any woman nice enough to talk with you.
Absolute worst is a close friend you fuck a few times and just when things look like they might lead to the bes ttimes of your life it all comes to an end, anyone else feel me on this?
>>62615961
She wanted to lick out his prostate.
the Hershlag cinematic universe will never, EVER be expanded
>>62619168
i feel the universe and it's sad
>>62618801
this desu tru luv 5ever
>>62615961
>mfw talking to my cousin and his friend about this movie
>mfw when his friend says yea portman was kinda hot
>mfw he hastily says but not in a creepy way
>mfw both me and my cousin agreed
>Leon thread
>it's full of lewd posts
>>62618444
did she go poopoo?
>>62619926
I know. Can't we just enjoy some of the film's beautiful imagery?
>>62619926
haha, you funny junkhead.
>>62619926
agreed, can't we just enjoy the film without having to say we don't jack off to a loli?
![Leon - The Professional.mkv_snapshot_00.53.17_[2015.07.22_20.19.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jRBijpq.jpg "Leon - The Professional.mkv_snapshot_00.53.17_[2015.07.22_20.19.49].jpg")
>>62620010
>>62620059
:/
>>62615961
>>62617510
>>62618444
>>62620010
>>62620059
Now, whenever I see this movie mentioned on here, I can't help but think of this very early interview:
https://youtu.be/PGuSptfcBCo
Aren't they creepy in the beginning? Like they were about to tag-team her any second...
>that time I was in blockbuster to rent a movie and had the professional in my hand and a lumbering, sweaty blockbuster employee insisted I get the leon edition with a weird smile
>>62620191
Ah, damnit. That whole demeanor of hers reminds me so much of my cousin... my sweet, young...
FUCK YOU, 4CHAN!!!!
>>62615961
D R O P P E D
>>62620425
I'm surprised.
>>62620499
>surprised
>>62620425
She's pretty outspoken about how pants on head retarded Israel's foreign policy is.
>>62620612
Yeah, I think literally no one in this thread would've expected Net-Lee Hershlag to be Jewish. Literally no one.
>>62620425
L I T E R A L L Y P E R F E C T
>>62620692
oh look, guys. /pol/ is at it again. Hi there. How's it going?
>>62620692
>>62620191
"Don't do television, you're a moviestar"
Man, those were the days...
>>62620191
>this is the young Natalie Wood
Hey, not too far off actually...
>>62615961
she means that every cute little girl needsan oldman :^)
>>62620010
Them fucking titties
>>62621898
Buds. Not titties. And now stop being lewd.
>>62621898
DELETE THIS
can't complain i guess
>>62622402
>filename - Garden State - Hershlag kiss
>title - Garden State - Hershlag Wink
WHAT IS IT
>>62622402
this is the movie that ruined herschlag for me, i liked her before this
not sure why, i just started intensely disliking her after garden state
>>62622525
this garden state?
>>62622561
I think it's the most jewey she looked up til then
>>62619926
You must be new.
Loli Nat was /tv/'s original queen. Beloved in old /b/ as well. The influx of newfags can never change history.
>>62621976
they didn't grow much bigger for quite a while
>>62622589
i see your point..........i like jewey.
anyone recommendations for Hershlag WebMs?
I feel bad for feeling somewhat attracted to natalie in this movie
It's the haircut I think
>>62622673
why the fuck this thing didn't even happen to me?
FUCK YOU ;_;
>>62622684
any amidala close up
>>62622604
m8 I remember when Motoko used to post his daily reminder, back when he still used his trip
I remember that Natalie Hershy trip too
Who do you think you are that you can reply to my posts fag lmao
>>62622684
got any from beautiful girls? that's the most qt look she had
>>62615961
lewd little girl
>>62622673
did she need to pee?
>>62622684
Post her dance
>>62622726
>>62622706
its ok
it never happened to me either
>>62622726
>>62622700
>It's the haircut I think
yep
>>62622717
>tfw missing Drone posts
Is it wrong if I want to kiss Matilda?
>>62622750
>>62622753
>>62622793
>have qt neighbors (2) that age
>always hanging out on the yard in front of their house with their friends
>always wave when i get home
>sometimes they hang out on my driveway
the tempting qts fugggg
i dont do waifus im curious though why this chick can have full threads everyday but some other chicks on here get deleted instantly?
>>62622706
>>62622756
>it's happened to me
>i sperged out
better to have loved and lost right guys?
>>62622831
>>62622829
Stay strong. Think Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine.
They'll grow more fond of you if you stay strong.
Become a myth in their eyes
>>62622700
>somewhat
heh
>>62622891
>and then summer hits and they're running around in their bikini tops and short shorts
yeah i got it man
fuckin hell tho
>>62622831
that faggot naynat reports all waifu threads except for these :^)
>>62622726
Whatever you do, never read the imdb forums for leon
you'll just get mad as shit
apparently it's okay to have movies with guts spilling everywhere, families being slaughtered etc.
but depict this kind of relationship or even hint at it and OH BOY you're in trouble, think of the kids!
>>62622948
dammit man, now i want to watch this shit again
>>62622951
kek, sounds exactly like neo/tv/, 2bqhwyf
>tfw Nat was, is and will always be your waifu
^_^
>>62623063
I agree. From Léon to Star Wars, she a perfect
>Girl comes into your life and wrecks your shit
>>62622706
>>62622756
Something like that happened to me once,
I was 13, she was 12 – Girl at my school. Beautiful, slender, smart, sweet. Same grade, different class.
Sent forth her best friend to talk to me because she was too shy. Friend told me said girl wanted to meet me. Even that she had fallen in love with me. Asked me if I could talk to her. I said I would...
...but never had the guts to actually approach her...
...mainly because I had already fancied her for months myself...
Now I'm almost thirty, have had a lot of girls ... and I still hate myself for having been such a sperglord back then...
>>62623063
but i already have a lifelong waifu
herschlag was always #2 or 3 for me
>>62623118
>but i repeat myself
>>62622969
Btu she's only in the movie for, like, three minutes or so.
Steals every scene she's in though.
>>62623153
>have had a lot of girls
>>62623186
true, she does
but that movie is full of feels for me
>my life if i was semi successful
instead here i am, shitposting on 4chins
God had a good day when he made Natnat
God bless
>>62623228
*G-d
>>62622818
no, it's only wrongif you don't :3
>>62623118
>tfw no qt mathilda gf to fuck up your life
jdimsa
>>62623156
HNNNNNG.
Kirsten Dunst is almost unfair. She's gorgeous and smokin hot and an amazing actress.
And then she even appears to be a ridiculously likeable person.
And yet you will fuckin never get to invite her for a drink...
>>62623297
get this clown out of here, this is a thread about true beauty
>>62623192
Calm your tits. I haven't had a girlfriend in more than two years. Technically I'm a fucking beta virgin again.
inb4 deletion
Buds butt sweet little peteite feet on hershlog I'd eat her steamy logs
>>62623228
shame the guarantee expired so soon, tho
>>62623328
nah, these threads have lasted for days, we cool
>>62623297
i love her
i'll never meet her ;_;
but she exists in this world, so that's enough for me
>>62620425
>2.6% Ashkenasi jew
Do I have a chance bros?
>>62623320
Jesus why is the girl's face swollen?!
The one on the left?
Jesus what a big fat nasty face.
>>62623320
Neither of those is Natalie.
So fuck off!
>>62618758
>my love is more valid than your love
>>62623063
Natalie, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Ne-ta-Lee: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at two, on the teeth. Ne. Ta. Lee. She was Nat, plain Nat, in the morning, standing five feet three in one sock. She was Neta in slacks. She was Natalie at school. She was Portman on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Hershlag.
>>62615961
I want to fucking MATE with Hershlag, particularly her in Leon, but she's hot at any age.
I'm fucking obsessed with this jewess, /tv/. Help me. It kills me inside that I'll never be with her.
>>62623349
Hmmm... I'm German, she acquired German citizenship in 2013.
There are 300 million people in the US but only around 80 million in Germany.
So if she ever decided to move over to Germany, statistically there'd be a higher chance of meeting her here than in the US.
It sure feels good to be German sometimes...
>>62623367
the funny powder makes you that
>>62623409
What about Nat in episode 2?
That white dress gave me plenty of boners in my life
>>62623409
DELETE THIS
>>62623437
statistically yes, but i think she prefers whites, ahmed
>>62623409
>hot at any age
True. Let it be written and let it be known:
She's still hot.
>>62623372
this is best natalie to be honest f.a.m
>>62623394
nice
>you will never get ahold of nat and force her to stay in her padme outfit for you as your new gf
>>62620191
Oh my heart, her voice and that angelic giggle.
Lovely.
>hershlag and kiki in the same thread
Please post more before muh deleted thread senpaitachi
>>62623153
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62623409
i know this feel
the worst thing is knowing you're never gonna fuck her
are there any good leon fanfics
>>62623540
>you will never have a Leon remake with kiki
why even live
https://youtu.be/iTpjVf0lk5Y
>>62623471
great fake tits
>>62623630
God damn I want to do her in every orifice
>>62623630
Gosh, so pretty
>>62623471
>fuck i'm on camera
>what do i do what do i do what do i do
>act cool
>just be normal
>fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
>fuck it i dont care
;_;
>>62620138
Agreed. I should be able to appreciate Natalie's pert budding breasts without being called a pedo.
>>62623630
does her face not get tired from emoting that much
>>62623447
She's amazing in Ep02. Her eyecandy alone makes it worth watching.
who browsing onehanded here
>>62623737
did you lose one in a lightsaber duel? haha
>>62623631
>fake
>>62623757
no I'm a pirate
>>62623471
Those fucking titties.
>>62622738
I'd let her go behind the counter and be glad to mop it up.
>>62623631
The marvels of pregnancy and push-up bras.
leon remake with ariel
>>62623737
>>62623297
>>62623349
JDIMSA
>>62623812
fake
but if you want to see her real ass watch that one movie called "hotel something"
>>62623560
Well, I blew it. No need to "REEEEEE" me, famine.
>>62623812
DELETE THIS
>>62623799
Fuck, I just read "Leon remake with anal"... guess it's time to bust a nut now.
>>62623495
>light of my life, fire of my loins
do yourself a favor and google that phrase.
Rumors say she has the smallest vagina in hollywood. I remember an article with one of her former lovers that claimed 3-4 inches deep max.
She's scary smart though. A true nerd in her private life.
>>62623726
Sadly, her in that outfit was the only memorable thing form episode II. That tight white top (and Lucas's insistence that bras don't exist in space (will that carry over into SJWJJ's Star Wars?)), her perpetual brown pokies, and the shit factor of the rest of the movie made her the only real memorable thing.
but for real leon is such an amazing movie, oldman was fucking fantastic in it
I'll never forget him, he really left an impression on me in that role
>>62623799
kek
instead of a choker we're gonna need a child's belt :^)
>>62620327
So? What keeps you from doing what every good man would?
>>62623932
>I remember an article with one of her former lovers that claimed 3-4 inches deep max.
what kind of person makes up shit like this?
>>62623971
the kind that likes to fantasize about the size of Liam Neeson's cock.
>>62623799
are we talking speed racer ariel or cow family ariel
>>62624023
dora the explorer ariel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U
>>62623932
>>62623726
>>62623447
Speaking of that white top and her titties, does anyone have a webm or gif of her bounce when she runs off the ship and along the platform?
>>62624042
;_;
Haven't you heard the news?
>>62623394
We /lit/ now, eh
>>62623969
The fact that I don't do 13-year-olds with bedwetting issues, you sick individual, you.
>>62623799
Too old now. I think Raffey could pull it off.
>>62624009
that fucking tank top
>>62624185
yuck
>>62624209
>tank top
>>62624209
that's not a tank top...
tfw some lucky guy got her to do the padme cosplay for him in bed
eternal jelly
where's the webm of her getting a kiss on the cheek and being super happy?
>>62622948
this movie is the source
>>62624269
>>62624185patriciandetected
>>62624214
>>62624230
oh, it's not that hot now
>>62624289
Thanks.
Does anyone still have that thing written by one her old boyfriends about how she asked him if he would have done the deed during her Leon days
>>62624209
>>62624179
Girls who still wet the bed at that age are cute though!
>>62624354
never heard of this but very interested
>>62624289
>>62624354
>I woke up yesterday with a splitting headache. Too much Burgundy, too much cocaine, and too much of her.
>"Devendra! Devendra!" When I open my eyes I swear that Natalie was watching herself in The Professional. Ever since my publicist hooked me up with this lew (what gentiles like me call lame jews) I have been enduring a never ending stream of this bullshit.
>"How much do you want to fuck the thirteen year old me?" she said. "Tell me."
>"That's gross," I said. Also, the first time we slept together, afterwards she asked me if that was how they did it in Venezuela. "Absolutely not," I told her.
>"When did you lose your virginity?" she said, dancing on the bed. "Tell me and I'll tongue your balls."
http://thisrecording.com/celebs/2008/4/15/in-which-we-request-that-you-not-tongue-our-balls.html
>>62615961
i hate this thread, it's making me feel like a pedophile
>>62624379
You never heard of it because it's just that anon's favorite fap fantasy
>>62623799
the perfect remake would've been these two
>>62624354
>>62624434
there it is
>>62624446
what the fuck
how does he get away with that
>>62624434
Devendra Banhart was a lucky guy...
>>62624446
I don't get it, isn't Sarah Silverman like 45?
>>62624457
I wonder if any Hindus got butthurt over this
I've only seen the version on Netflix, is there more Netalee Hershlag lewdness on the extended version?
>>62624500
In Wreck-It-Ralph she voiced a character that looked like a little girl
Why aren't pedophiles immediately executed once they are detected?
There is no such thing as a former pedophile. There is no such thing as a rehabilitated pedophile. There is no such thing as a renounced pedophile. Once a pedo always a pedo. It is a lifelong condition.
A pedophile that has been caught and convicted and set free after x amount of time is a ticking time bomb. Mobile ticking time bombs. Bombs should be dismantled and destroyed not set free to roam the country where they can go off at any moment. When they decided to act on their uncontrollable urges in the first place it is not like they didn't KNOW what they were doing in the first place was in fact illegal either. I mean it's not like this is an obscure driving law or something- we're talking about adults sexually assaulting children. If all of that doesn't stop them the first time, then why is the threat of going back to prison going to stop them the 2nd time? They are just going to try harder not to get caught.
>>62624434
>"How much do you want to fuck the thirteen year old me?" she said. "Tell me."
>"That's gross,"
Only a faggot would say something like that.
>>62624475
I've literally no idea, is like some twitter-jedi-mindtrick shit
>>62624500
>to your character in Wreck It Ralph
that's the key part
>>62624434
Holy SHIT, she is a fucking Goddess on this ugly planet. What a horny girl.
And that guy is a fucking queer who lost it all like a dumb cunt. What a loser.
>>62624551
Thx for the pasta senpai.
Dumping the rap music.
>>62624521
The one line in which she heavily implies (but never outright asks) that she would wish for Léon to take her virginity has been shot but cut from all releases.
The extended (i.e. European) version still contains scenes like this though:
>>62620059
>>62624552
>Only a faggot would say something like that.
>>62624563
>And that guy is a fucking queer who lost it all like a dumb cunt. What a loser.
this
that faggot wasted the roleplay of a lifetime
>>62624563
I don't think any of that is actually true senpai.
>>62624563
>>62624483
>>62624552
uhm... you know that's fake right?
>>62624483
Didn't Devendra Banhart also bang Joanna Newsom?
That fuckin bastard!
>>62624621
>>62624636
>>62624636
yeah.
>>62624636
Yes, i know, anon.
>>62624009
Where's the fucking copypasta?
>>62624700
won't happen. Not today.
>>62624683
>she can rock a short hair and still look better than most girls
>>62624729
You need a pretty face to rock short hair.
>>62620191
daww
slightly bigger version
>>62624671
>>62624674
>>62624687
ok, sorry, have a personal fave
>>62624771
look at her
still so naive, pure
those big eyes and lips
>>62624700
The look in her eye, you just KNOW she slept with Liam Neeson. It is said that Liam Neeson has a large member. While this may or may not be the truth there's this thing about evian™ bottles that people should know: They're made of polyethylene.
The names of some black male porn stars should probably be mentioned here because that's what people on this board like to watch. most people would consider Neeson to be a capable actor. That's probably what Natalie would also say.
I bet she still masturbates.
how do you add subtitles?
I jerk off to Natalie fakes because I wish dearly I could see her nude and I'm proud of it.
>>62623356
She changed her name, got a nose job too, I'm not sure she really cares that much about her Jewish heritage.
>>62624857
YOUUUUU... You utter cunt!
>tfw no lightsaber backscratcher
>>62624903
The phallic implications here are just too blatant here.
>>62624785
Pudgy Hershlag :3
>>62624870
DAYUM would I love to slide my hand down those pants.
>>62625001
>>62624971
Ooh what's this from?
>>62625008
>>62625086
yup, just like that.
>>62624875
Please go away.
>>62624830
that foot game though
>>62625261
>>62625261
Underrated
>>62625318
im going to three seventeen so hard to these
>>62625350
Wait for Knight of Cups Blu-Ray
>>62625412
criterion
>>62625086
Yummy.
>>62620010
>those fucking burgeons
>>62625435
Why does an Israeli girl go to Berlin so often?
>>62625649
i want to lick those earlobes
>>62624521
There's a nip slip.
>>62625667
Not that unusual.
>>62625682
>(s)
>>62625667
>being THAT guy
>>62625667
>>>/pol/
>>62625667
fuck off reddit
>>62625667
>When is this board gonna get better moderation?
>>62625667
noone ever said mods cant have waifus
>>62625748
Thanks, I have a nail fetish
>>62617804
It's even worse when one of you is too pussy to admit your feelings and then next thing you know time passes and you both move on. This happens with gay people a lot
B-but isn't she a jew? Why do we like her?
You betrayed me, /pol/.....
>>62625970
/tv/ is a kosher board.
>>62625970
We love our jewfus here
>tfw post-/pol/ 4chan is against waifu threads with only the rare thread here and there
>>62620010
...she just gave those guns a shitty wipe down, no, not even a wipe down. What the fuck?
>>62626033
literally infinitely hotter than natalie, which isnt really saying much tbqh
I want to lick her jewey booty.
did anyone else catch that fanmade The Professional 2 youtube vid with her grown up and being an assassin?
it was like 6+ years ago iirc, can't find it now
>>62626238
>>62626284
Holy shit, I wanna fug that
