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FINALLY FUCKING HALF-TIME NOW

ONLY 15 MORE MINUTES OF COMMERCIALS TO GO THROUGH
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first!
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>>61924684
Holy shit, is always some 15 min more.
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star trek is better
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Who cares about a kids movie
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>american television
>american sports
cringe tbh
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where is this shit airing again?
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ITS ON
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>>61924801
>But I will wait for an American movie!
You are a total retard tbh fam
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No One Kenobi
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CRASHING THIS TIE FIGHTER
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REPORT IN YOU FUCKS
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nth for BANE
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WILL IT BE A BETTER TRAILER THAN THIS MASTERPIECE???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyJszxnJydA
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I'm 5 and what is this?
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>that voice
DROPPED HARD
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It's in Youtube already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
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>It's true...all of it

What did he mean by this?
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My little white dick is getting hard in anticipation.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE

OFFICIAL YOUTUBE CHANNEL IT'S UPLOADED
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>>61924886
/sp/ standing by
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>>61924886
/lit/ standing by
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Holy shit does Finn take his helmet off panting every single time?
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>>61924901
>A dindu
>A surprised boy
Dropped
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3/10 tbh
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/sp/ fag here whats name of new Darth man?
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White woman and a black man protagonists how surprising
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THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED

THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED


THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
THE SPOILERS ARE CONFIRMED
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JUST LET IT IN
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>The force...is calling to you...just let it in
>Black man seen charging up his lightsaber

JUST
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Well that was shit.
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>Finn fights a sith
#Sithlivesmatter
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>>61924901
FIRST FIRST FIRST PLEASE GOD FIRST
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So the nig is a fucking jedi?
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>>61924684
THE DARKSIDE

BRAVO
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>>61924903
same tbh
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>>61924902
Vader was actually the one who killed the Emperor?
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>>61924902
There have been rumors saying Lucas is actually directing the sequels.
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I'm not in the US, anyone got a link ?
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>still no luke

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEE
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>I'm no one
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FUCKING NOTHING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE ALL WAITING FOR????
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>>61924942
what spoilers?
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>>61924755
Those Abrams movies say otherwise.
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why is there a nigger stormtrooper

arent they all supposed to be clones of boba fett
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Awesome trailer
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Liked the design a lot.
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i am crying
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OMG HYPER AS FUCK NOW
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I WILL FINISH WAT U SARTED
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What garbage that nigger ruined it for me
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tbh luke prob dead lads
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That was underwhelming.
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>>61924904
Wait. It's just a recut of the teaser trailer.

BAHAHAHAH

MANCHILDREN ON SUICIDE WATCH. BTFO HAHAHAHAHA
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looks like shit tbh
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>>61924942

Which ones?
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That sucked ass
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ITS FUCKING NOTHING
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WOW EBIN LIGHT SABER DUEL BLACK PROTAG

WOW JUST WOW

BRAVO
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>just let it in

Force rape confirmed. Edgy
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that was dull

where's luke

how the fuck is the film not rated yet when its releasing in two months
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I hope Vader lite fucks up Cory in the house
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>John Williams
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FUCKING STICKY QUICKJ REDDWOOOD
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Ugh.

Literally the only part of that entire trailer that looked appealing was the fucking villains
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LINK TO STREAM PLEASE! the footy one is down
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NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
NO LUKE
>NO LUKE
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PEOPLE STOPPED BELIEVING THE FORCE AGAIN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Where do I go for the best frame by frame analysis by an autist

I'm hoping Luke was in there and I missed it
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wanted to see kylo ren fuck someone up with a lightsabre oh well
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THAT WAS WEAK
THAT WAS WEAK
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it was literally shit
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what boyega is a jedi? why
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
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*heavy breathing*
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>>61924902
stories (from ep. 4,5,6)
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>no luke

Seriously what the hell?
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Where the fuck is Hamill?
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link where
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
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>>61924992
Arya?
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JUST

LET

IT

IN
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THAT TRAILER FUCKING SUCKED
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>>61925054

JUST
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>Kylo Ren has a massive hard-on for Vader
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meh
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Pretty good. I appreciate the atmosphere of the trailer anyway.
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>>61925047
Hes the dude who touched R2 with his metal hand
youre a retard fam
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PEW PEW PEW
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JUST LET IT IN
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>just let it in
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J U S T
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I CANT BELIEVE IT

LEAK CONFIRMED REAL
>HAN IS GOING TO DIE
LEAK CONFIRMED REAL
>HAN IS GOING TO DIE
LEAK CONFIRMED REAL
>HAN IS GOING TO DIE
LEAK CONFIRMED REAL
>HAN IS GOING TO DIE
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>Ford has his usual "I'm too old to give a shit" face on
It's gonna be shit.
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>the jedi
>the darkside
>they're real

muh dick
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>>61924998
No, after the attack on geonosis the empire began using normal recruits too.
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LE SURPRISED GORILLAMAN = JEDI CONFIRMED
PEOPLE HAVE SOMEHOW FORGOTTEN THE FORCE EXISTED OH BOY
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looks good
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>>61925050
Hand that touched R2 was Luke
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So it's a female luke skywalker repeat
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>People making 23421421 posts just to wait for a recut of the teaser trailer
smh tbh fam kill urselves
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>that horrible James Earl Jones impression by Kylo Ren
>he's literally a Vader cultist

Bravo Abrams.
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>>61925054
What did Vader start
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Thats a fucking trash trailer tbh
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>>61925054

posting some of the screenshots that I got
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is the black guy a jedi also?
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FUCK, is Kylo Ren related to that X-Wing guy?
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LMAO all you nerds hyping the fuck out of this trailer and it's fucking shit. Oh god you people are pathetic
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JUST LET IT IN
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>It's true...all of it

Can this old ass motherfucker get off my screen thx
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LET IT IN FAGGOTS
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lol tryhard hater damage control in full effect
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I thought Trayvon was dead
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>>61924886
silver jews standing by
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Holy fuck
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Is pic related Boyega's role in a nutshell?
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that was short as hell
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>>61925080

fuck you fags, it's beautiful
i'm buying disney stock as we speak
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>Who are you?
>I'm no one.
we game of thrones now
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Tears running down my face. That was fantastic.
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>>61925050

He's been in the trailers before this, you moron.

Who the fuck else has an R2 and a cybernetic right hand?
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>whole campaign is based around real effects guyz
>trailer cgi as fuck
>generic music
>shit tier dialogue

lol you nerds were hyped for this
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KYLO REN/FINN DUEL CONFIRMED IN FIRST MOVIE

If you aren't hype you are a faggot
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>>61925073
>>61925076
They did show him. It was the same shot of him touching R2D2 again.
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JUST

LET

THE

BBC

IN
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JUST

LET

IT

IN
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>still no idea what the fuck the plot or character motivations are, barring shit we've heard from the leaks

Good final trailer JJ, I'm real invested now
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I hate football. X games for life, skateboarding finals.
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>>61925129
>when they bring a gun to a knife fight
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The rumors about BBC? It's true, ALL Of it.

JUST

LET

IT

IN
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>>61925036
He just uses the saber because Rey refuses to. He isn't Jedi, she is.
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WOAH THE FIRST SCENE IS HER SPELUNKING IN THAT CRASHED SUPER STAR DESTROYER
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>>61925139

Fucking shit up
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>>61924901
awww, that's really not that great.

it looks like some star wars fan fic shit, with a lot of cinematic shit but next to nothing in terms of story depth and creativity.

dammit jj, fuck.
I hope it turns out good and this trailer is to troll out the haters
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That was underwhelming
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the music score was top notch
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>>61924942
fucking hell they are.. shit
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I have no particular interest or disinterest in this film but from the trailer it seems that these actors have no sort of charisma at all. Both the black guy and the white girl. It felt like they were reading lines instead of, you know, BEING the characters.
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So how are there still Storm Tropers and Tie-Fighters if the Empire has been dead and buried for years now? Does this new Sith resurrect them?
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>>61925143

>>61925129
I found it weird how they can forgot the force existed, its like they're resetting, jesus theres no need for that
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>>61925145
>>61925129
> they didn't read the leak


He tries to use it but can't wield it for shit, the girl is the real future Jedi that the force is seeking out.
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>white inferiority complex betas and no fun allowed autists will cry/complain about this trailer
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>>61925148

salt
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/sp/ here

You're all fucking nerds.
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>>61925076
>>61925073
>>61925049
>>61925047

Did you guys not hear Han when he told the girl it all "actually happened"?

Luke failed, the empire still has power.
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.>Star Nigger: The Coon Awakens

DROPPED
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>>61924886
/v/ here
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JUST
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sucked
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M E D I O C R E
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>>61925139
KYLO REN CONFIRMED FOR KILLING YOUNGLINGS.
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>>61925177
>>>/Reddit/
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>Let it in
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>>61924901
>no luke or the trio together

u avin a giraffe
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>>61925181
Yeah, the music sucked at the start. It got better as the trailer went on.
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>hurrrrr the trailer was shit
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I'm sorry but im just not feeling the hype. The less I know about this movie the more I think it will be shit, and this trailer is shit.
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>>61925229
the empire didnt magically collapse because the emperor died.
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>>61925230
>tbh no more crack left
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>>61925127
You mean after the clone wars
Geonosis was the first battle fam, it wasnt until waaaaay later that recruits were used
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>I will finish what you started

What did he mean by this?
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God I fucking hate football, but damn what a good trailer.
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>old han solo and leia
>all of it is true
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Now time for youtube videos to be uploaded with frame-by-frame commentary of the trailer
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>>61925238

Of course the empire would have power, those fuckers were expansive.
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The Force = Black Cock

The force....it's calling to you

Just let it in. ;)
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JUST
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>>61924904
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S THE SAME FUCKING TRAILER JESUS CHRIST YOU CUCKS WILL KILL ME ONE OF THESE DAYS
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That writing was fucking awful
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> No Luke
> interracial couple
> female lead

Into the fucking trash it goes
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>>61925030
Did you not actually watch it? He looked seconds away from getting BTFO, he's obviously not a jedi
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You nerds hyped that shit? Lmao, fucking losers tbqh
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test
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How was that a trailer, I still don't know the plot, setting, I don't even know the fucking characters. Whats with these garbage trailers with fucking loud ass music that say nothing.
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>>61925237
what was the point of this post?
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>>61924942
indeed. the googledrive leak confirmed for correct.
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>>61925230
>no Solo kids
JUST
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DON'T LET IT IN
>DON'T LET IT IN
DON'T LET IT IN
>DON'T LET IT IN
DON'T LET IT IN
>DON'T LET IT IN
DON'T LET IT IN
>DON'T LET IT IN
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>>61925222
Looks more like Serenity to me
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>>61925235
this was the expected outcoming

>>61925279
she'll get a shitload of money for doing this anyway, infinite crack
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Ok that last scene with them about to duel gave me massive chills
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>>61925129
the way he just sort of jumps around reminds me of any world star hiphop nig nog video with them attacking each other with a bat or something, the step forward swing step backward five times tactic
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>no luke
FUCK YOU JJ
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lol cuck relationship confirmed
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I hope this bombs hard. George has nothing to do with this, so it's non-canon. JewJew Abrams will put his PC liberal spin on this and ruin it. the guy under the mask is that douche from Girls, not Luke.
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>>61925182
Finn gets an arm chopped off confirmed
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>I will finish
>What you started
Vader 2.0 sounds pretty childish retardation.
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WHERE IS THE FUCKING STICKY
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>JUST LET IT IN

what did she mean by that?
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>>61925182
Ren isn't going to kill him, so who even gives a shit?
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>>61925289
THE FIGHT OF PROOOOTTTOOOMANNNNN
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>>61925268
This nigga gets it
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>>61925238
Luke won but it turns out not everyone hated the Empire and the galaxy has been having a civil war for decades ever since.


Read the fucking leak.
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Everyone who is asking

>WHERES LUKE, WTF?

it cant get any more obvious than this
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So how badly is this Jew going to fuck up Star Wars?
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>>61924998
no the CGI is too expensive
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>>61925303

LET
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It was actually pretty good
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>>61925272
Because he didn't die?
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>>61925289

To kick ass and then kill the next emperuh
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>black storm trooper

welp there goes the whole damn galaxy
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>>61925050
he was in it. he put his robot hand on r2
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PLINKET REVIEW FUCKING WHEN HOLY SHIT
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>>61925297

I can't wait for the George Lucas remaster of the trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93Jh6JNBng
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I'M READY TO LET IT IN
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Literally the best trailer for the film thus far and everyone is bitching. You people don't deserve to have your expectations met.
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WHY ISNT IT ONLINE YET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>61925319
>>61925319
>>61925319
got that googledrive link ?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
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Not gonna lie, I couldn't give a shit about the movie before but this trailer got me hype as fuck! War For The Planet of The Apes is gonna be the best movie of the year!
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Holy shit that was terrible
>I have nothing to fight for
Ham fisted as fuck and a shitty way to start a character. Literally a fucking template.

>Who am I, I'm no one
What?

>I will finish what you started
Killing the emperor? Trying to bring Luke to your side? Vader really hasn't done much

>The dark side is
Wait wait wait why the fuck is Han talking about the Dark Side as if he ever cared about that shit? It's all magic to him and he's never been this melodramatic even in his old age.

Booyega still seems completely confused abd does that same exact expression he's been doing in every fucking scene as if he has no idea what facial expression to make.

>Heroes in the light
>Villains in the pouring rain
Just fuck my shit up.

If the trailer is an indication of the movie it's a cookie cutter movie driven by the action with little emphasis on characters.

JJ will has done to Star Wars exactly what he did to Star Trek
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>>61925327
ahh~

>>61925368
>I'll finish what you started
That was obviously luke, probably more focused on force lightning instead of physical feats since hes old now
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>>61925139
Vader was tasked with hunting down the Jedi after the events of Episode III. Kylo wants to continue that legacy and wipe out the Jedi
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>>61925229
The "new Empire" is called the First Order. It is inspired by the former Empire.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/First_Order
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it's pretty obvious that the new enemy dude in all black and a mask is LUKE you idiots. he's going to finish his father's work.
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>beginning with the door being opened
>a split second before the door opens it looks like stars

anybody else notice this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r0287tUEgk
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>JUST meme gets fresh content
IS HE THE ONE PROPHESIZED TO OUTMEME BANEPOSTING?
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its gonna be great
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>>61925368
I'VE ALREADY SEEN IT YOU FUCKING MONGREL
THAT'S NOT FUCKING NEW
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JUST
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>>61924684
It looks like Star Wars 1977 with brown heroes.
Like the part where mexican Han Solo pats black Luke on the back while standing next to an X-wing was identical to the scene on Yavin.
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Damn it! Any one who read the leaks know what happens to Poe?!!!!!!
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>>61925182
This was already confirmed in spoilers posted
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>>61925368
They just really want to hate this movie
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>>61925054
thought that was the death star from the thumb
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>>61925415
Yeah, but it wasnt his idea
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>final scene will be the black guy kissing the white girl on the bridge of the Millennium Falcon
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>>61925327
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>HURR THE TRAILER WAS GoAT
Name one single good thing about the trailer

I'll wait
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Darth-Sasuke uchiha confirmed.
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so this is episode 1-3 with a cuck relationship all over again?

>episode 2 is just anakin and padme frolicking about

I mean....mace dindu and padme 2.0

btw, this girl is LITERALLY an inferior natalie portman.
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>>61925368
Why no face? and the robe is different than on that photo. Gonna say it now - Luke is dead and will appear as a ghost
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>>61925047
he was in it though
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>>61925368
looks like girl arms
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What utter shit. How angry are you nerds now jesus christ if I was you i'd kill myself.
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SOMEONE POST THE REN GANG
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RLM started the star wars milking https://youtu.be/H1pn4bTAQWA
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The Knights of Ren look great.
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>>61924991
Isn't that him with the robot hand touching R2-D2? Maybe I'm just a simple chicken.
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>>61925418
It's Adam Driver you fucking moron
He could be Luke's son though
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Felt ALOT like the new Star Trek tbh fam
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>>61925460
just let the bbc in tbh fam
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so wait, black guy is a storm-trooper, does that mean that there are literally thousands of other clones that look exactly like him with different motives?

would make for an interesting story arch
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WHite guy says "It's true..." as a black dude approaches behind his woman, then he says "...all of it"

He then says "The dark side, the Jedi, the force, it's calling to you"

*black man shown charging up lightsaber*

...just let it in.
CUCK WARS

THIS CHRISTMAS
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>>61925286
Yes. I meant kamino. Sorry fam, I'm pretty drunk tbh
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post yfw unlike the two teasers you could actually tell that this trailer was for a shitty JJ Abrams movie
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>flares
>those shots
I don't know... It's so cool but it doesn't feel like Star Wars
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>>61925406
Here comes the autistic analysis by the film critics of /tv/
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