so yeah... pretty underwhelming trailer in my opinion.
thoughts?
>Dark side
>Christian cross
>60% jewish according to jewdar
>Use racism to boost $$$
>Market the film via #BoycottEpisodeVII
Are they even hiding their political agenda?
> This is the last time I will post on 4chan before seeing the trailer
Feels weird
>>61924510
It was amazing.
>>61924633
Hi, Disney PR!
>>61924633
no it was boring
Any youtube links pls?
>>61924677
Yes, Star Wars is now owned by disney. The trailer was everything that us fans wanted. I loved it!
>>61924769
not boring, just underwhelming
>>61924792
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
Wait, so that was it?? Holy fuck was that boring
>another trench run
Are
you
fucking
kidding
me
WHERE THE FUCK IS LUKE
so we see leia but not luke, well fuck you too
Not nearly as memey as I thought it would be tbqh
7/10
the villain is gonna be shit, you heard it here
I loved it
I loved it. I was crying
>>61924510
yeah it sucked
at least they didnt reveal the entire plot tho.... that happens way too often
The implication that the galaxy has gotten to the point where nobody even believes that the Jedi or the Force ever existed is downright bizarre. It's only been 50 years! Aren't there photos and videos in the Star Wars universe?
AYY LMAO
>>61925155
I'm actually pissed. It's now pretty obvious that they're just redoing A New Hope
>"It's true... all of it"
Extended Universe confirmed canonical again?
>>61924806
So how are you doing, Disney PR? Why are you throwing more fuel in the lefist race war? smh tbh fam
>>61924510
googledrive leak confirmed for correct
>>61925107
We saw luke with R2D2 again
so luke is basically confirmed dead now, right?
Twitter is a goldmine right now
>Countless historical record of jedi
>JEDI ARE REAL as though it were some huge revelation
>>61925187
>invent FTL travel
>don't invent the camera
ayy lmao
>>61925206
Nah, if the EU was real then there would be a million Jedi running around.
POE GONNA HAVE TO FUCK THAT MASKETTA MAN UP
>>61925257
He's going to either show up at the very end or be in the beginning and die
>>61924609
no
they'll have a nigger in the white house by 2020
oh shit wait
Wow JJ is literally copying EVERYTHING from the first movie
Even the whole "No one believes in the force" bullshit
LUKE SHOULD HAVE A NEW JEDI TEMPLE AND JEDI RUNNING AROUND
>Bogina as jedi for all the new trilogy
Good lord...
Here's the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE
I liked it and it didn't give too much away. I'm pumped
>just let it in
Interracial Breeding Ground confirmed.
WHAT IS THIS MOVIE REALLY ABOUT
WHO IS WHO GODDAMMIT WHY IS THERE A NIGGER DOING THE SAME FUCKING FACE
I NEED AN INSIGHT
>>61925187
>Luke didn't know what Jedi were in NH
>Empire officers called the Force an ancient cult
>Han constantly talked shit to Old Ben in NH
What were you expecting?
>>61925275
>Anakin and Obi-Wan were running around fighting a war with lightsabers with the whole galaxy watching 30 years ago
>the Jedi Rebellion is the whole explanation for the Empire existing
>hurr durr we all forgot the Jedi existed
JUST LET THAT BBC IN
LUKE IS REYS FATHER
HAN SOLO DIES
STARKILLER BASE BLOWS UP
KYLO KILLS HAN
STARKILLER BASE DESTROYS BOTH REBEL AND IMPERIAL FLEETS
FINN IS FORCE SENSITIVE
AYY LMAO
Im totally hyped.
>>61925311
PLANET
SIZED
DEATH
STAR
PLANET
SIZED
TRENCH
RUN
Fuck this shit
You know what I thought?
3 words...
I liked it
>>61924510
Fuck all of you b8ing fucks. It was amazing.
>>61925228
Pretty good, we are actually doing it just to piss you off!
>>61924510
The leaks are confirmed.
It's really gonna be as shit as they say.
These guys look cool
JUST
LET
IT
IN
>>61925390
Let it in or Big Black Cock?
Why is the fucking cast so ugly?
>>61925395
-1/10 smh tbh fam
>>61925187
Not really. That one Empire guy treated the force as a superstition as early as A New Hope.
>>61925228
Do you think we care about this crap?We want money period.Now shut your mouth and buy the tickets...i know you will.
>>61925365
kek I just knew would find this joke here
>>61924510
It doesn't feel like Star Wars. Like, at all.
>>61925257
his hand appeared in the trailer.
i think they will pull an obi wan and kill him early though
Are these set of movies based on the old ep 7-9 concepts Lucas wanted or did Disney laugh his ass out of the room?
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
STILL NO LUKE
LUKE IS BEHIND THE MASK
>>61925146
10/10
the villain is gonna be Luke
Corrected, the trailer almost certainly confirms it via his conspicuous absence.
Crazy theory: that creepy voiceover for the teaser wasn't Andy Serkis, but the the former hero (who went on to become one of the greatest voice actors -specializing in villains- of all time), who is now a palpatine-topping baddie wielding both sides of the force to push his own agenda independent of the first order OR the resistance.
>>61924609
no
>>61925414
le nazi spacemen
>>61925350
>dem hooker heels
>>61925274
Thots need to fuck off real niggas love starwars
>>61925350
wew that buldge
>>61925356
Luke not knowing about the Jedi makes sense, he lived in a backwater on a farm his whole life. The officers called the Jedi "a sorcerer's religion", never an ancient cult. And Han was just a dick.
Seems a bit like they're trying to pack a trilogy's worth of stuff in one movie
Bad guy is gonna become the new Bane.
...what a stupid voice.
>>61925414
Knights of Ren I presume.
Haha literally everyone posting on this entire board will see it one way or another so shitpost away :)
>>61925414
That looks like a Tarantino gang shot
>those underlings standing around causally
>that horrible military discipline
>>61925414
>when the squads outfits are on on point
For a movie that puked up "practical effects" in every possible way...that trailer was sure CGI heavy.
>>61925187
I dunno think about how well informed about shit the average person is on earth today
People just living their lives with their heads up their asses beleiving stupid shit or not beleiving stupid shit
>>61925012
this doesn't feel like star wars at all
also boyega and his acting just doesn't mesh
>retards surprised the trailer for a boring series is boring
What a surprise to nobody with actual taste
>>61925519
The movie is like 2:39 long, they have time.
>30 years ago jedi and sith are common knowledge
>rebel alliance literally buttfucking the empire on all fronts thanks to battle of endor
>they all suddenly forget everything and allow a splinter faction to seize sizable enough power to pose a threat.
>>61925455
Yeah that's what I'm expecting. I can't see them not doing the Obi-Wan parallel, and him dying early would explain his lack of appearance.
>>61925311
Maybe Luke realized the Jedi order was wrong in soo many ways and is tryng to get it right? and that is taking time?
>>61925071
Nice bait.
What did Vader started? Being an idiot because MUH PADME?
>>61925414
Is these the Knights of Ren?
Okay Ive been against the Knights of Ren being a mary sue edgy group of sith rom literally out of nowhere to take over the universe
But I truthfully have never considered for a second that they dont have to all be force sensitives. This changes everything
JUST CUT MY SHIT OUT OF THE MOVIE FOR BEING TOO WHITE FAM
>>61925311
>LUKE SHOULD HAVE A NEW JEDI TEMPLE AND JEDI RUNNING AROUND
Or at the very least people should know about the Force. In the original trilogy, there was a famous guy running around with a lightsaber right in the middle of a massive war, and the empire's military was led by another guy running around with a lightsaber.
>>61924510
>release date not May
fucking sellouts
I don't even like Star Wars and that trailer got me excited.
WHAT SPOILERS WERE CONFIRMED?
JUST THAT BOYEGA FIGHTS KYLO OR WHAT?
>>61925257
He's probably Hella in hiding. most likey trying to reform the Jedi in secret. Luke is probably met when Han sends him the girl and guy. just a guess
>>61925514
>it wasn't a cult it was a 'sorcerer's religion'
wow, that changes everything, thank you.
Still, no one gave a fuck about Jedi/Force in the OT
don't want to start a new thread.
I haven't had need to get the movies in some time. What is the objectively superior release? preferably one i can get on PTP, and not one of the fan cuts
>>61925464
Lucas said that Disney "choose not to use" his ideas.
MUH NAZI SYMBOLISM
>>61925570
how else they reboot the franchise?
Racism ruined this board
>>61925570
>>30 years ago
more like 60 but fair enough
>I will finish what he started.
What did he mean by this? Bring balance to the force? He already did that.
>>61925012
sweaty nigger memes
>>61925564
MGSV had decent trailers. Anyone skilled enough can make great trailers from shit piles.
>>61925589
Killing younglings
Why did they get Boyega instead of Michael B Jordan? Doesn't make much sense.
trailer confirmed someone dying. which one of the old cast was supposed to get killed off again?
what's the theme at 1:07?
>>61925570
calling it now, the rebels lost after return of the jedi
Does anyone else find her British accent annoying as fuck?
>>61925588
I wish it was bait. But it isn't.
>>61925421
the mantra of the jew
Boy oh boy did they fuck up the bad guys voice
that was the ONE THING they needed to nail since everyone had such high expectations thanks to Vader, and this is what we get
it feels like nobody understands what made Vader so menacing. You don't need an edgy angry looking mask or a deep bad-guy voice
So theres only 4 main protagonists?
Chewie and Han Solo for the old audience
then Black guy and white girl for the new hip millenial audience?
>>61925372
we already knew all of this.
Also about all the Kanata scenes.
And the Guavian pirates
The film is pretty much spoiled in its entirety now
>>61925541
loo at their helets...too diferent...i gues they are bouty hunter or non military personal guard
>>61925480
STILL NO ADAM DRIVER
ADAM DRIVER IS BEHIND THE MASK
>>61925640
I'm not sure whether to feel bad about it or not
>>61925012
there is no way boogayega could defeat a trained sith. if he survives that then i will have no reason to watch 8 and 9.
>>61925660
I think he's talking about rescuing padme
>>61925666
And MGSV turned out to be an outstanding game
>>61925657
It really did. So fucking childish
>>61924510
Officailly /nothyped/
CANADIAN VILLAIN GARTH VADER
I liked the scene where Boyega looks really nervous to fight Kylo. Finn obviously has no idea what he's doing and I think it'll make for an interesting fight.
White guy says "It's true..." as a black dude approaches behind his woman, then he says "...all of it"
He then says "The dark side, the Jedi, the force, it's calling to you"
*black man shown charging up lightsaber*
..just let it in.
CUCK WARS
THIS CHRISTMAS
>>61925481
I really don't want this to happen. It undoes everything Luke stood for. Having him go darkside just undermines the OT, much like giving Yoda and Sheev lightsabers.
What's he thinking here?
>>61925448
I've got to think about this for a few... I haven't watched again but I might agree.
>>61925692
Are you fucking serious, JJ?
>Boyega and Ridley not doing accents
Retarded, I wanted Moses!
>>61925481
Autism
>>61925672
jj loves brits
>>61925257
he looked pretty dead in the trailer
>>61925589
This is the worst part. Like Vader was the big bad. He was a fucking pawn, he never did shit and Shiev had no plan whatsoever too.
>>61925363
nah atleast 60-75 years now. yo just unfan yourself
>>61924510
It made me worried and excited at the same time.
This will for sure be "IT IS POETRY" the movie but damn even with JJ copying the archtypes and plot it does look nice.
Reposten
Holy shit that was terrible
>I have nothing to fight for
Ham fisted as fuck and a shitty way to start a character. Literally a fucking template.
>Who am I, I'm no one
What?
>I will finish what you started
Killing the emperor? Trying to bring Luke to your side? Vader really hasn't done much
>The dark side is
Wait wait wait why the fuck is Han talking about the Dark Side as if he ever cared about that shit? It's all magic to him and he's never been this melodramatic even in his old age.
Booyega still seems completely confused abd does that same exact expression he's been doing in every fucking scene as if he has no idea what facial expression to make.
>Heroes in the light
>Villains in the pouring rain
Just fuck my shit up.
If the trailer is an indication of the movie it's a cookie cutter movie driven by the action with little emphasis on characters.
JJ will has done to Star Wars exactly what he did to Star Trek
>>61925697
There's a spic too
>>61925549
At least that clunky red robot near the end looked like a real puppet
>>61925692
Well shit. I didn't see that, My bad. Either way though, I still have hype.
>>61925746
>Wow, this evil guy is really pretty
>le one face man
Fuck, the spoilers are true, shit sucks fam
>>61925232
can you post it?
>>61925746
>I DINDU NUFFIN
>>61925694
Isnt that the point, he's going to be a shit low level villian whos a bigger villains henchman
>>61925692
>mentor dies=luke
>black kid gets hand chop away
>trench run to death star copy
yep classic j.j taking iconic movie moments from older movies
Black protag was a bad move tbh
>>61925700
i know, just pissing off the plebs
>>61925746
Aww hell naw!
>>61925692
DUDE
TRENCH RUN 2.0
BLACKED EDITION
>>61925746
>"why the fuck am I standing here instead of running away?"
>>61925311
He did have a new temple. Then the Knights of Ren fucked 'em up.
>>61925746
reminder that right after this scene happens luke kicks the shit ouf of kylo
cant wait tbh we finally get to see grandmaster luke
>>61925796
Pretty much, you can even see the obvious Rey face when Han dies.
GIVE ME GOOGLEDRIVE LEAKS LINK PLS
I'm 99% sure Luke dies
>>61925657
>>61925727
>>61925746
white boy don't stand a chance. He finna' get fucked up by dat BBC saber and then he gon fuk his sis tbh fam.
>mfw Kylo Ren is a Vader cultist
>>61925746
>Damn, Kylo Ren is uglier than I thought.
Just let the BBC in fam.
test
Fucking JJ Abrams and his lens flares man.
>>61925657
>tripfag
>complaining about anyone else ruining anything
Holy shit Finn is so scared. He flinched like mad, and that look of terror... Kylo is already my favorite.
>>61925107
What if Luke doesn't actually appear in the film and all you get is a robohand and a voice behind a cowl. It makes sense because Hamils so fucked up and all he really does now is voice work anyway
Luke confirmed for not appearing in Episode 7.
>>61925414
#squadgoals
so we're all in agreement the sith lord is luke, right?
>>61925774
>mass effect fan
he eats shit
this place is turning to /v/
are we really going to pretend that didn't look great
>>61925780
this is true . it does not feel like star wars at all
>>61925746
>SUP FAM?
>>61925350
who is this demon of semen?
>>61924510
MISS ME YET?
who /actuallynothypedanymore/ here
>>61925657
hi tumblr
>>61925808
don't forget female luke
>nobody from a desert planet
>dreams of getting to the stars
>finds out parents were important and took part in a huge war in the not so distant past
>becomes hero
This is shaping up to literally be a remake
>>61925746
Looks like Kylo takes his mask off. Damn shame.
>>61925820
DUDE TRENCH RUN LMAO
>>61925829
luke could fuck all of them up at once
>>61925780
>Wait wait wait why the fuck is Han talking about the Dark Side as if he ever cared about that shit? It's all magic to him
It's been 30 years and he's seen that shit first hand. I'm sure he's come around.
>>61925871
I want to touch his beautiful hair
What a cliche bad guy voice
Too dark imo
Hope it doesn't take itself too seriously.
>>61925487
>>61925423
>>61925390
>>61925365
>>61925348
>>61925306
>>61924609
INTERRACIAL
BLACK MEN, WHITE WOMEN
ASIAN MEN, WHITE WOMEN
>>61925692
no..thats imposible
IT ALL RYMES
I
T
A
L
L
R
H
Y
M
E
S
>Lets make the main bad guy look like a massive pussy
>>61925688
The more fanatical Imps got chased to the most obscure parts of the Outer Rim by the Rebel Alliance/New Republic and became the First Order.
>>61925809
New trailer made it seem like the girl is the protag IMO
>>61924806
star wars fans also liked the prequel trilogy
star wars fans are the biggest retards ever
>>61925903
>He's seen this shit first hand
when?
>>61925871
Go away, Redwood. You're a nigger.
>>61925746
JUST
>>61925363
>Implying JJ will acknowledge the prequels as canon
>>61925725
lol
>>61925187
It's more about the final story of the rebellion winning. Nobody knows how the rebellion won, but the stories are that jedi are involved.
>>61925746
*smacks lips*
*turns on lightsaber*
>>61925871
>tfw he's the dead person the chick is crying over in an earlier shot
We can only hope
>>61925883
You have no standards lad
It looks like a typical fucking jarjar shit fest with star wars paint
>>61925187
This was pretty significant to me. It means Luke hasn't been able to restart the order yet.
DIVERSITY IN SPAAAAAAAAACCCEEEEEE
>>61925657
>b8 more racism
We will never get past this.
FUCK
>>61925780
>Wait wait wait why the fuck is Han talking about the Dark Side as if he ever cared about that shit? It's all magic to him and he's never been this melodramatic even in his old age.
By this point he's seen Luke do it a few times, that's probably enough to convince him.
>/tv/ Forget even the empire officers thinking that Jedi was a lost forgoten religion in episode 4
Why you guys are soo shit?
>>61925847
I read it before. Its all there, anon, all there fucking spoiled scene by scene
the trailer confirms every single part of it.and its not so great
>british accents in space
>>61925692
>straight line going INTO the mountain and negating the horizon line.
>>61925657
Racism isn't the worst pf it, more like the sarcastic mock-racism "LETS JUST REPEAT THIS BAD JOKE OVER AND OVER AM I SERIOUS WHO THE FUCK KNOWS TBH FAM JEWS" bullshit that makes this board really annoying. It sucks cuz other than that this is theoretically the best place to talk about movies
This movie looks tonally way off from the other trilogies.
>>61925933
Whenever she's not smiling, not raising her eyebrows, or has that stupid look on her face, she's a 6/10 at best.
So are the Knights of Ren like a bunch of Vaderfags with Kylo are the helm? Cos judging by that shot in the trailer they all look to be wielding blasters/staffs (one of them in the back has what appears to be a giant paddle?), which is more indicative of bounty hunters thn sith
LUKE WAS IN THE TRAILER HE WAS THE ONE WITH THE METALLIC ROBOT HAND CARESSING R2D2 LIKE HE WAS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL BOY GODDAMNIT /TV/ WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID
>>61925187
That's consistent with the originals though. Its the prequels that screwed it up.
>I will finish what you started
Vader was just a fucking dog, he was nothing. What did he start? He just served the emperor
Why didn't he look at Tarkin's old burnt wig and say it?
>all that technology
>han ages horribly
>>61925725
No it was fucking awful. Sad too, really wanted it to do well.
>>61925694
The guy is supposed to be a vader wannabe fuccboi. That chrome trooper and whoever serkis is playing are supposed to be the real niggas.
>people that haven't read the summary
Rey is the new Skywalker, Finn is just force sensitive and holds the light saber for her.
Han dies.
Luke doesn't appear until the very ending, when Rey goes to meet him.
>>61925960
What accent would they have?
>>61925692
God damn this movie is a fucking mess of copy and pasting.
>>61924806
I wanted to know what the movie was going to be about. Even the slightest hint that isn't shit I already gathered from the internet.
OFFICIAL TRAILER POWER RANKINGS
1. 2
2. 3
3. 1
>>61925746
why did i believe whitey's lies
Luke is gonna be the Yoda of these movies. He'll make a brief cameo at the end of the first movie and will be featured heavily in the second.
>>61925883
The trailer was kinda generic.
Especially this hit random notes on a keyboard "epic" style.
>>61925958
i know I want to read it again but lost link
>in the first movies most fans wanted to be on the empire's side just because it was cool
>now everyone wants to be on the empire to avoid being with the nigger and the feminists
>>61925859
hot tbh
is the sticky broken for anyone else?
>>61925957
>implying most of these faggots arnt here to shitpost about cucks
this board is beyond saving now
>>61924510
motherfucking boba fett !!!!!!
>>61925570
My best guess is that after Endor the entire Empire went full damage control. Doesn't make sense though because the ENTIRE galaxy knew (considering the shots of like every huge planet celebrating and tearing down monuments of the empire) So how would they suddenly not know?
WAKE ME UP
>>61925979
i already knew
>>61925692
lol it's not a trench run. JJ is bad but not this bad. They are just fighting over a trench. It doesn't mean they have to get into the trench or anything like that
>>61925692
another trench run its like they don't even want to be original
There's no way Mace Dindu beats Kilo Ren, who the fuck is going to be the villain if he goes down, I mean really 2 more star wars movies with no Sith?
>>61925720
THis is at the end of the movie. Guarantee he gets his shit rekt, is about to die and Luke saves him out of no where - first real appearance of luke.
>>61926014
>1. 2
>2. 3
>3. 1
What kind of autismo shit is this
5. 6
7. 8
9. 10
>>61925929
>Fucking lyng
Pathetic
>>61925931
Episode V: Vader blocked Han's gun with his hands, then used the force to pull it over to him
>>61925997
Know anything about Poe?
>>61925979
That was in the last trailer. We wanted some real footage, not recycled footage of a stand-in with a CGI hand.
You losers are so predictable. I bet there's a discussion about the new star wars movie going on at reddit right now.
Not a single valid criticism in this entire thread.
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
BRING BACK LUCAS
>BRING BACK LUCAS
>>61925875
he looks fine
SHIT MOVIE CONFIRMED
>>61925187
Really, what it means is that in 30 years, Luke hasn't done shit to re-start the Jedi Order like he was supposed to. That was his entire purpose. It was literally his destiny.
The fuck, Abrams.
>>61924510
>The black guy has a blue light saber
AND DROPPED
>trailer
more like another teaser piece of shit tbh
>>61925979
We all know.
That isn't a new scene.
