By popular demand.
Please post Star Wars related stuff here and keep new threads to a minimum.
>>61909978
POSTAN
>>61909978
I unironically think Episode One is a great movie.
>>61909978
Star Trek is better
>>61909978
MODS = BASED
Do you think sheev will make a flashback appearance?
Here mods!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psm7xcX_iOE
ITS HERE
Frogposting early in epic bread
>>61909978
About fucking time
first for kyle o'ron is actually dark vader
I think we need a sticky for each movie tbh
>ANOTHER death star
WHY
Reposting from previous thread:
>Knights of Ren
Am I the only one thinking JJ Abrams is lying to us again?
I mean he did that during Star Trek Into Darkness when everyone said, "Oh that is obviously Khan." and JJ's reply was "No it isn't. This is a completely new character, John Harris, who is a Star Fleet captain gone rogue." This continued with JJ saying over and over that Benedict wasn't Khan.
I am thinking the Knights of Ren is formed by Kylo Ren himself. The title is Kylo (because when has the Star Wars universe ever used a surname as a title?), and Ren is his real name.
I am thinking his Darth Vader fetish comes because he is Rey's brother, and they are both Solo's kids (and this is a repurposed use of the Solo twins from the EU storyline). He wants to be like his grandfather.
Boyega wielding a lightsaber is a red herring. Chances are he picked it up in that teaser to defend himself against Ren.
Only way to know if my theory is correct is if:
1) They outright reveal it in Episode 7 (they probably won't)
2) Ren and Rey never see each other face to face with Ren not wearing his mask. Likewise, Ren probably won't be in the same room as Rey or Han.
3) They are saving the reveal for Episode 8 as a callback to Vader revealing his heritage to Luke in 5.
I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure this is where they are going.
NERD ALERT
Porkins reporting in
did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
HOL UP
first for stannis
Bane?
>>61909978
The new The Force Awakens trailer will be shown tonight during the half-time of Monday Night Football on ESPN at around 10:00pm ET, which will be 04:00am tuesday in Europe and 01:00pm tuesday in Australia.
If you want to check your local time use this link http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/fixedtime.html?msg=Star+Wars+TFA+Trailer+Premiere&iso=20151019T22&p1=179
>>61909978
This is a fucking shit sticky
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>61909978
Next they'll be demanding a SW board.
>>61910066
who /bigguy/ here?
this thread is gonna be slow as shit by the time the trailer is even out
>>61910066
>>61909978
WHO /HORROR/ HERE? HORROR STICKY SUPERIOR STICKY
fuck the mods
>6 more hours of waiting
>nothing to to tide me over except dank nigger memes
>>61910066
Order 66, checked
>>61909978
I would rather have a cast of exclusively JarJars than the ape they have now.
if dubz interracial couple confirmed
thank fuck
>>61909978
What is it almost time for the trailer or what?
>>61910050
>and they are both Solo's kids
This is the most popular theory. I'm willing to bet it's correct.
![DVD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MiyIrzn.jpg "DVD[1].jpg")
>character speaking is almost inaudible
>turn it way up
>first action scene blows out your speakers
god DVDs were shit, this happened on like 90% of them
Why don't people like Attack the Block? he was good!
>>61910091
They'll make another bro don't you worry about a thing
Teh Rey
is this the interracial thread
4 tickets booked for the midnight showing. Can't wait to be one of the first to be cucked <3
>You know Anakin, the sith lords have the ability to save pregnant women from dying during childbirth
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>61910037
why did I watch this
>>61910145
>>61910145
would make force baby with /10
>>61910133
it premieres today during Monday Night Football.
I'm watching the movies for the first time today so its weird how this thread just randomly popped up, but yeah.
>star wars battlefront beta comes out
>play it with my friend
>mention ive never seen the movies
>insists that I should definitely watch them
First one wasn't anything spectacular but I heard its supposed to get better?
Pic related, the part on I'm on.
POST THE FUCKING DANCING WEBM
>>61910160
he red the script
>>61910037
wow Jimmy
>>61910032
Boyega actually looks decent in that pic
Who pissening Janoy monkey prick order 66 here?
Dark sith lord represent.
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?
Every night I feel my leg, my arm, even my fingers.
The body I've lost
The comrades I've lost
They won't stop hurting.
It's like they're all still there
You feel it too, don't you?
I'm gonna make them give back our past
>>61910070
>thanks anon
>thank you so much
>wanting another trailer
>wanting the movie spoiled for you
why?
Han Solo a best
>>61909978
POSTING IN STICKY
Finally
Stay in here, nerds
Who /pol/ here?
>>61910189
underage get out. Star Wars is the best of the six.
>>61910189
>First one wasn't anything spectacular
Didn't you feel anything when Han Solo came back at the end to save Luke? Not even a little? You might be autistic.
>>61910037
Accurate preview tbh
>>61910204
Han, I'm already a sith lord
>>61910204
THE FORRRRRCE NEVER DIES
>>61910189
Which versions are you watching?
Because here are the versions you should watch
>New Hope - Original version
>Empire Strikes Back - Special Edition (though the Luke screaming as he falls nearly ruins it)
>Return of the Jedi - Original version
SPOILERS:
STARWARS IS SHIT
-OBNOXIOUS LAZER STICKS
-PANDERING ELDERLY ACTORS
-MAN CHILDREN FAN BASE
-JAR JAR
-BRAVO LUCAS
-NIGGER JEDI
FUCK OFF YOUR THREAD IS SHIT
>>61910009
No you don't.
Two stickies so quickly. Wtf has happened to /TV/
Kylo is hans kid
Rey is lukes kid
Kylo kills han
Rey finds luke
Rey joins the knights
Boogiewoogie is actually force sensitive
Whoever is mod today is doing a great job and its so unnatural it almost feels dirty
Tell the new owner we need a /cel/
>>61909978
>tfw not interested in this movie at all and never have or will be
It's almost as if some people didn't watch the prequals. Fool me once..
Fuck George Lucas and fuck the people that made him a billionaire out of fanboyism.
>horror movie sticky for no reason
>star wars sticky for no reason
Asian moot is shit
>the mods gave in
cuck
Execute order 66
>>61910227
in fairness it wouldn't have been a surprise to someone seeing the films for the first time after playing the video games and seeing Han was a major character in the franchise as a whole.
[smacks lips profusely]
>>61910225
5>4>6>3>1>2
Indisputable fact
>>61910050
>Boyega wielding a lightsaber is a red herring
>Its on the official cover
Would jarjar really go that far?
>>61910246
>Rey is luke's kid
No she isn't. She is also Han's kid.
WHO /CUBS/ HERE
>film stickies
WHY?
MAY AS WELL MAKE /TVG/ WHILE YOURE AT IT
Fucking idiot mod
LET'S JUST KEEP BUILDING DEATH STARS, SOMETHING IS BOUND TO WORK!
>>61909978
POSTING IN LEGENDARY STICKY
>>61910050
This makes the most sense to me.
>>61910146
Those reviews
>>61910009
good one
>>61910220
Red leader reporting in
>>61910279
4>5>6>2>1>3
>>61910265
in fairness the stick will come in handy for when the trailer hits.
>>61910262
>>star wars sticky for no reason
its to keep you cancer at bay from making this board shit again like the last time something new came out for this garbage
who /pisslord/ here
What versions did you grow up with? I had to borrow my cousins shitty recorded tapes until this version came out probably like twenty five years ago. Still my favorite way to watch them.
Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
>DEATH STAR DESTROYS PLANETS
>DEATH PLANET DESTROYS STARS
IT'S LIKE POTTERY
>>61909978
POSTING FOR AIDEN
>>61910284
What I mean by red herring is he does wield it, but I am willing to bet only in self defense against Kylo Ren. That is what the one clip they posted implies anyways.
Doubt he is force sensitive at all.
Besides, the trailers have me believe he is a stormtrooper in the First Order who becomes disillusioned to what they are, and ends up tagging along with Rey for crazy space adventures.
/cuck/ general tbh fam
>>61910324
Because everybody will obviously post in the sticky and not spam the board right?
>>61910037
May as well stop posting now lads because this is more or less it
DUDE LIGHT SABERS LMAO
>>61910351
this tbqhwyf (to be quite honest with you, fam)
>>61910322
>being this wrong
BOYEEGAH
![960[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EkLoIcY.jpg "960[1].jpg")
>>61910317
Cuck leader standing by
>>61910335
>pretend
My ex-gf was big into Star Wars. Like she knew a whole fuck of a lot more about the movies and the EU then I did at the time.
Star Wars is so culturally ingrained into the world that I don't think I have ever met anyone who "pretends" to like it. Either they like it or they don't give a shit.
>>61910328
Here bro.
>>61910202
Waiting for further instructions.
>>61910146
REKT
>>61910050
this. I like this. and you.
>>61910330
I also had this tape. Reminder that Lucas even ruined this series by cutting up into a movie and changed the music. Will disney release the complete series?
>>61910204
To play the shitty games that suck ass
>>61910037
top cuck
>>61910361
why would people do something so needlessly disruptive?
>>61910146
Oh Bogoyolo, it's a shame nobody likes you.
>>61910428
The world may never know.
>#boycottstarwarsvii is trending
If you want to be entertained by a /pol/tard vs. cuckolds fight, it's worth checking out.
wasnt there supposed to be a trailer yesterday in some handegg game?
INCOMING BUTTHURT ABOUT BASED BOYEGA IN 3 ... 2 ... 1
>>61909978
THANKS MODS
While I'm here, why do you think Rey has a tribal staff while Finn and Kylo and (presumably) Luke all have Lightsabers?
more like cuck wars
>>61910103
Start drinkin' bro and see if you can stay conscious until the trailer.
>>61910204
Jar Jar sent us to hell. But we're going even deeper. Take back everything we lost.
execute order 66
horror movie sticky is questionable but Star Wars sticky is great.
NEW TRAILER WHEN????
>>61910145
It's almost like Disney went for the most uninspiring and plain-looking female actor ever.
Not bad, not bad.
>>61910440
>>61910070
>04:00am tuesday in Europe
Oh well, no funposting for me
![170px-BillMurraySept10TIFF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MkxHKBz.jpg "170px-BillMurraySept10TIFF[1].jpg")
What the fuck do we do if Bill Murray dies over the next 12-16 hours? Have three stickies? Just replace the whole board with stickies?
Mods you clearly haven't considered the implications of your actions.
>>61910050
Honestly, I like this theory.Which probably means its not true
The trailer will close with the shot of Boyega holding the lightsaber.
SCREENCAP THIS POST
Serious question: what are the chances of Lucas working on the next instances if this bomb hard?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast
Are breast still canon /tv/?
>>61910436
Why is this even a thing, why not wait after seeing the movie to complain about it if it really affects it that much?
I mean no one was expecting an episode vii to be made either way.
>>61910440
Not from me. I think he's going to be the next Harrison Ford. Or this generation's Denzel. He was great in Attack the Block
>yfw she gets a taste of the dark side
REMINDER: IF YOU DON'T LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
REMINDER: IF YOU DON'T LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
REMINDER: IF YOU DON'T LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
>>61910515
not in disney films they arent
>>61910130
>>61910087
>>61910513
Zero.
He wants jack shit to do with these.
Hiro, where the FUCK did you get these retarded mods? Get rid of them.
>>61910478
I demand another Bane sticky if this happens
IN MY OPINION, STICKYS ARE A GOOD IDEA!
>>61910534
>liking Star Wars after the shitshow that was the prequels
only children born after the prequels came out still get hyped for this shit.
>>61910272
JUST HOW MANY FUCKING THINGS DID THIS FILM PREDICT
JEEESUS
>>61910145
>>61910167
/nightmarefuel/ general?
>>61910465
Meesa already a goonga
>>61910330
Thet reminds me, it's funny how each trilogy has a different naming convention.
>Original Trilogy
Title
>Prequel Trilogy
Star Wars: Episode #: Title
>Sequel Trilogy
Star Wars: Title
>>61910513
he has very specifically taken the money and ran
>>61909978
>By popular demand.
>>61910553
>in my opinion the stickies are evil
You had one job, anon.
>>61910504
JAR JAR ABRAMS HERE, TRAILER WILL BE CLOSING WITH BOYAAH HEAVY BREATHING WHILE WAIFU TELLS SOMETHING MUCH DEEP MUCH PROPHECY WE MUST SAVE ETC
>>61910441
Putting a lightsaber in your vajayjay is dangerous.
hello swagl0rd
can you make them a new sticky when the trailer comes out and force them all into said thread?
>>61910555
9/11 as well
>>61910539
the only thing that would cause a bigger meltdown than the film being released is aiden gillen having a character with speaking lines in it
The Jar Jar Awakens
>>61910539
Dr Watto I'm Naboo Royalty
GO STAR WARS
GO TRUMP
WHAT AN AMAZING TIME FAM
>SHEEV IS THE TRAITOR AHHHHHH
What did he mean by this?
>>61910566
Funny enough is the naming convention was because Lucas never expected the original to kick off
So the original was just The Star Wars (and later renamed to Star Wars: A New Hope)
The next two were because he was toying around with the naming conventions to find one that works, and each one has multiple editions with multiple different ways the title is done.
I don't think we need a sticky, there were hardly any Star Wars threads up today
>>61910591
I hope eventually Aidan stars in a Star Wars movie, as an inteligence agent
>>61910534
REMINDER: IF YOU LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
REMINDER: IF YOU LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
REMINDER: IF YOU LIKE STAR WARS YOU ARE A REDDITOR
>>61910593
i'd watch the shit out of that
>>61910591
poor cia
>>61910589
Oh lord post that fucking video
LADS WHAT IF IT ALL ENDS TODAY
>>61910216
gross
>>61910050
too complicated for Abrams.
the Star Wars series clearly needed to become more morally complex with this series but there's no chance of JJ actually doing it correctly. he might make a few ineffectual gestures in that direction like by making Leia a fanatic but that's it.
CLEAN UP MY SHIT MODS
>>61910103
The trailer is during halftime which won't be until 9:45 - 10:00 EST.
fuck star wars
hello, would anyone actually like to discuss starwars itt?
>>61910087
CRASHING THIS THREAD
>>61910009
To be frank, it's the only one of the prequels I can rewatch andhave funall the way through. It is a bad movie, but a watchable one.
Attack of the Clones, on the other hand...
Mods, since you are here and can see all of our IPs, can you put to rest whether or not we are flooded with Disney marketers? Do the ones who repeat the same crap every day liek they are reading off a script ever post in other threads and do they post the exact same content in said threads?
/shitposting general/
heheh. who anime here?should i watch the animated star wars stuff?
>>61910654
them jeans be tight
>>61910654
dat ass
>Two months before the movie even comes out
>Needs a sticky
Time for /sw/? Even ponyfags get their own board
Prequel posting isn't as funny when it's all forced into one thread
Jedi council, I'm Galactic Empire.
>>61910671
>me on the left ;_;
>>61910563
>>61910037
fucking kek
>come to /TV/
>there are 2 stickies about movies
>no celeb worship garbage
>little to non memes
>circlejerks are gone
OH WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
>>61910649
Abrams is only working on 7
Since they have different directors for each movie, I imagine that Kathleen Kennedy gets the final say so, and is pulling a Kevin Feige by telling them the notes they need to hit, but they can fill in the blanks as long as the blanks remain consistent.
Why do people assume Abrams is in total control of Episode 7?
>>61910678
Disney Marketers? They're all baneposting right now.
WHO ELSE IS READY FOR THIS BOARD TO GET ABSOLUTELY RAPED BY /POL/
>>61910591
Do you think he knows about baneposting?
I mean, Tom Hardy has an idea of it after crashing his AMA with no survivors
Who /ogaboga/ here?
>>61910631
Spotted the reditor.
>>61910699
>99
flipped is
>66
THANK U BASED SHEEV
>>61910710
Because he talks like he is.
>>61910654
Guatemalan man have big asses.
>>61910671
Me tbh
You got any juicy rumours to share?
What do you think about the sheer lack of creativity regarding ship designs / character archetypes / planets, etc...?
How do you feel about the TIE fighters that should have been TIE interceptors instead?
>>61910691
I think there should absolutely be a /sw/.
For christ's sake, >>>/po/ exists.
We have a fucking paper folding board.
Reminder that if you are white and you watch this movie you are literally funding the genocide of your own people
Anyone know the price for the marathon tickets? I've never done anything like that and got my older brother into Star Wars recently. I think it would be pretty cool going with him.
>>61910436
/pol/ are real sensitive aren't they?
if dubs world ends in two hours
>>61910009
I think it's ok, about a 6/10.
I really enjoyed it as a kid.
*sells deathstick*
>>61910719
He probably knows OF it but he probably doesn't comprehend the scope of it.
>>61910732
But anyone who knows what is going on knows that it is Kennedy who is currently making sure everything during the Disney-era is consistent in this canon. I doubt she'd let Abrams just fuck around and do a bunch of stuff she'd then have to clean up and explain in future movies, comics, and books.
>>61910350
Yea i got that and i know the clip. But it still seems lika a pretty bold move to have this particular scene on the cover
>>61910699
>>61910433
Well that's what you get when you cast someone for diversity propaganda reasons and have no young white male lead when that is the majority of your audience.
MANCHILDREN BTFO
THANK YOU BASED MOD
>be totally hyped for the new Star Wars movie
>get shot to death during the premiere by a maniac wearing a Jar Jar costume
Who /reddit/ here?
>>61910779
uhh, you don't get to sell deatthsticks
>>61910087
>>61910750
You don't want to do that m8. I can't even make it through eps 1-6 in one sitting at my house in recliner.
>>61910037
>p-probably..
>SPEAK UP
>Probably
>SIR
>s-sir
wow
>>61909978
I just finished the first episode and it's actually got me more hyped for the new movie than trying to rewatch the OT or replaying KOTOR did.
The Clone Wars didn't jive with me.
I'd say I quite enjoyed it. Characters aren't grating, villains are nicely one dimensional like I like them in my kidshit, good guys doing stuff because good guys and the main character isn't a little cocksucker and then you got the actually not a faggot jedi.
>>61910779
You don't want to sell me Deathsticks.
>>61910216
For some reason she's giving me the hardest boner.
>>61910784
Once again, wouldn't be the first time Abrams has either lied to us or pulled the rug out from under us.
The man is a master manipulator on pre-release info.
>>61910768
Its definitely not /pol/
they might believe they have this much power but they dont
>>61910050
IT'S LIKE POETRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
>>61910654
oscar is one handsome dude no homo
So now this will just be a board of stickies then?
>>61910750
Is AMC doing a marathon? That'd be fucking dope as hell.
I'd estimate, if they're doing all of them, roughly $40
>>61910717
/pol/ can't even find their microdicks let alone rape anyone
>>61910011
>>61910786
I knew there was a reason why 3 is my favorite.
>>61910146
why is he wearing sneakers?
Anyone else notice a lot more normies being hyped for this one than last time?
I mean star wars never obscure but I don't remember people being that excited for the episode 1 when it got released.
>>61910803
>kidshit
You haven't gotten to Moff Tarkin or the Inquisitor yet.
The series takes a pretty dark fucking turn.
Who is the Aiden Gillen of our generation?
who's your favorite of the new cast?
Who /pol/ here, I'm revving up my cuck posting as we speak.
>>61910675
This.
If they had kept everything else the same but made anakin Luke's age, EP1 would have easily been as good as ANH or ROTJ. It's the only one of the prequels that really felt like star wars and instilled a true sense of wonder and awe in the viewer.
AOTC and ROTS were like watching bad fanfics animated by the hacks who made sky captain and the world of Tomorrow.
>>61910625
If Hux survives he might. The actors have been in films together and might hook Aidan up.
>>61910857
It's cool to be a nerd now
Where do we watch the trailer if we live in Britbongistan?
>>61910719
>>61910781
he does, the guy in the picture next to him is from /tv/ and aiden immediately knew his question was about TDKR
>>61910810
probably because shes 191cm tall
Post your Boyegas.
post you're seat(s)
>>61910895
NO SINGLES POLICY
>>61910821
"No homo"... ok sweetie...
dude niggers lmao
>>61910819
I never actually realized how similar the plotlines are.
That's kinda cool.
l am a poz-cuckold. You wanna know what that means? Well, lemme explain.
The normal cuckold seeks out just one gift from his black bull: a mixed child. But the poz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little whores. Here's how we do it:
Normally, I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped black men train their muscular bodies, their sweaty skin reflecting the sun light and the air filled with their hot, african scent. I get hard just thinking about it. Sometimes I leak precum in my pants even before making my way to them. I get out of the car and ask if anyone of them has AIDS. At that point, they already know what'll happen.
One of the men with AIDS gets inside my car and we drive somewhere isolated. I then take a small pocket knife, stick it into my pee hole, and twist it 360 degree. In the cuckold community we call this AIDS twister. Sure, it hurts and bleeds like a motherfucker, but it's worth it.
The black man then proceeds to dock me until we both cum and I contract AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS at that point. That's the first gift. We then drive to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted various types of AIDS. That's the second gift. And then, 9 months later, the third and by far best gift arrives: a black child that also has AIDS.
>>61910794
It's not back to back. I'm pretty sure are breaks in between.
>>61910835
Yes, here's a list.
http://www.slashfilm.com/details-on-star-wars-marathons-tickets-and-trailer-revealed/
