ITT: movies that /tv/ has ruined for you
Hard mode: no TDKR
>>61812875
IMAGINE
>>61812875
There was nothing to ruin in TDKR, if anything, /tv/ made it better.
It was a piece of trash.
>>61812888
American Psycho
>>61812875
You're a weak willed fucking idiot if you let /tv/ ruin anything for you, it's just indicative of you being a shell of a human being in the first place.
go play in traffic
>>61812875
How is it possible to ruin True Lies? It's a masterpiece.
if /tv/ can effect you in any way, you're just another of the many shallow dirt people that infests this place.
>>61812943
Such a voice of authority. Who is this massive cunt wizard?
Fight Club used to be one of my favourite movies until /tv/ convinced me that it's pleb trash made for reddit.
Anything with Aidan Gillen
Anything with Tom Hardy
Anything with Brendan Fraser
>>61812943
Came here to say this.
>>61813374
dont forget arnold
>>61813374
FOR YOU
>Still no pasta
/tv/, I am disappoint.
American Psycho
I used to think it was a masterclass in acting.
nows its just memes and dubs.
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
