>Hey Keanu you wanna come over to my house and fuck my wife? She's a big fan of yours
>If you don't like brunettes I'll even throw in a blonde for free
>In fact, let's turn it into a movie! I'll call it "Knock Knock"
damn, nice score, Eli
>>61775851
ok.
Keanu only dates mtf's now.
Bear Jew?
More like Cuck Jew amirite?
If I had a gf I'd let Keanu fuck her, how is that wierd? He'd even pay for the Plan B pill if she got pregnant too cause he's so nice.
>when the other chick in your movie is hotter than your wife
Implying he didn't join in
>those shoes
holy shit could she get some class?
>>61775932
>when you're shooting on location 5,000 miles away and thinking your wife won't fuck the pool boy for the 8 weeks you're not in the country
It's implied that as the director you get to fuck the talent, since you know the wife back home is going to get dicked by the help.
>>61775932
she isn't though
>>61776020
>implying
>>61776020
keep telling yourself that, Eli
>>61776074
clearly Anna Of Weapons is hotter
>>61776074
>>61775851
I'm not into women who have square jaws. Makes me too insecure.
Her thighs don't look too bad, though.
>>61776642
Eli did good.
>>61776480
thats my perfect bodytype tbh. Cute face, square body, small tits, insecure. just perfect
>>61775871
can't die pregnant that way...
