>finish movie
>really sweaty with piss all over me
>walk into theater showers
>guard stops me
>sir are you here alone?
>autistically nod
>i'm sorry sir, you need to stay behind the virgin glass
Why is this allowed? I should be able to shower with the rest of my fellow moviegoers.
>shower
>movies
>pick 1
>forgot my towel
>ask for an extra
>it has shit on it
>use it anyway because it's freezing outside
>>61760330
Hello yuropoor. I guess you wouldn't know much about showering.
Why do frogposters have the worst memes
>>61760330
non american spotted
>Go to movies
>Movies about to start
>Announcement plays on the intercom
>"Attention: A surprise penis inspection test will take place before the showing of the movie."
>Panic
>Haven't been inspected since high school
>Never got circumcised like I was advised to
>They find out
>I get 30 days jail and a five thousand dollar fine
>>61760359
I don't see any frogs m8
>>61760330
>doesn't go to the cinema showers
dirty redcoat detected
>Finish using the toilet
>Everybody starts clapping
Do Americans really do this?
>>61760742
more of a midwestern thing tbh but yea
Do you guys take your popcorn bucket with you into the shower or what? I have popcorn left over sometimes and I don't want to throw it out or leave it unattended, trying to find a better solution fam because my theater stopped giving out to-go boxes
>>61760330
autistic single detected
>>61760835
put it in the locker you dingus
this thread is fake. enough.
