>be a Thai tattoo designing website
>claim you hate reddit
>Implying you wouldn't all flock there if CIA did an AMA
They did
in fact most of them are from there
especially the ones that push baneposting still
>>61708728
>>61708756
ah, the ol' reddit switcheroo
>>61708728
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THEIR SUBREDDITS BROTHER!
>>61708785
this is one of them
a 2014 redditor that only heard about us because of the tom hardy raid
>>61708756
>>61708843
I wonder how many more you're going to hit.
>>61708728
cia is a big guy theres enough for redditors aswell
rise with the fire or go down with the plane, brother
>>61708990
>3 years
thats giving you unoriginal capeshit neckbeard cancer more credit than you deserve. you meme spouters have only been here since 2014 forcing a shitty meme version of a dead /tv/ meme
>If I take that mask off, will you die?
>>61709124
Thanks for filling 7 bingo spots, please continue hothead anon
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God!
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever.
Imagine being the janitor on this board and having to be all like "damn, Anonymous, your memes' fuckin' fine, all epic with your rehashed content and horrific unoriginal jokes. I would totally use these memes, both on the internet and in real life." when all he really wants to do is swallow another hotpocket whole. Like seriously imagine having to be the janitor and not only sit on this board while Anonymous flaunts his disgusting memes in front of you, the Yotsuba B layout barely concealing his putrid body odor and greasy skin, and just sit here, thread after thread, hour after hour, while he perfected that meme. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking memeshit but his haughty attitude as everyone in the thread tells him he's WELL MEME'D, FRIEND and DAMN, /tv/ MEMES LOOK LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit here and watch his reddit fucking posts contort into types of autism you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been posting nothing but a healthy diet of waifu threads and /who/ generals and later alleged cinema threads for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his scraggly neckbeard as he sucks it in to chortle dismissively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to not get paid to sit here and revel in his "dank (for that is what he calls them)" memes, the memes he worked so hard for with personal memers in the previous hours. And then the OP calls for another thread, and you know you could kill every single person on this board before Jackie 4chan could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're the fucking janitor. You're not going to lose your future moderator career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>61709392
>>61709513
>>61709124
Fuck .. i remember prime Baneposting. shit was beautiful
>>61708756
>>61709124
>>61709392
>>61709513
>>61709134
he's a small guy
