Host Amy Schümer; The Weekend performs.
>>61650689
>The Weekend
>>61650831
Of coursh
It's saturday
>>61650892
>>61650902
oh ho ho you jokers
“Hey I know your hosting SNL tonight… If you get nervous during your monologue just tell the audience that you know me,” Hart texted. “I promise it will help.”
>>61650689
Am i fag because i think amy shoehorn is funny?
Bill Murray is the best comedian to ever grace SNL. This is an undeniable fact.
>>61651643
Too bad he hasnt made any good movies in 10 years
>>61650689
Do you think they will mention Bernie Sanders this episode. For will they continue being a Hillary Clinton advertisement.
>>61650689
The Weeknd*
>>61651697
St Vincent was good
I saw Icona Pop last night.
SAAAANNNDDDYYY AMMBERRRGGG
>>61652508
forgot the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyEKUfwY3oo
>giving her more attention
You're responsible for this monster
>>61652600
Fucking hell, Ms. Tumour really is turning very quickly into a ham planet. she was kind of fuckable in her Charlie Sheen Roast days, but now she doesn't even look the same species, never mind the same person
how long til this thing starts?
SNL is still on?
I thought SNL was done.
>>61652600
>comedians must be attractive
>>61650689
i cant wait for the live thread. the shitposting is going to be funnier than the show
SHE WOULD BE A GOOD LAY AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.
>>61654505
>that filename
Thought the premiere was pretty decent. Looking forward to this one as well. Hope kyle/beck and pete davidson get more screen time.
>>61655231
>liking Kyle Mooney
Kill yourself
anyone know where i can watch snl online , or download it? hell, ive even tried buying it but i cant find it anywhere. what is with that?
>>61655666
sorry to offend you
>>61650689
>Amy Schümer
Who?
>>61653831
>females
>comedians
>>61654563
Fuck off Amy
>>61653831
Well I do have to watch them, I'm not going to be able to get into it if they're ugly\european and I have to look away while they're on screen.
Does anyone else find themselves fast forwarding through the majority of segments?
Almost all are either shitty skits that stretch one topical joke to five minutes or feature Leslie "Comedy Black Hole" Jones.
>mfw the inevitable Schumer/Jones interactions tonight
>>61656180
she's not Lena, Amy seems kinda great
>>61651556
That's incredibly hostile.
>Amy Schumer
Who?
>>61657610
she's the jewlet of someone on the appropriations committee, or armed services, I dunno.
Stream where?
>>61657610
The senator's cousin.
>>61657610
>Who?
Some fat bitch that likes to talk about her pussy alot. It's very empowering.
The mixture of Amy Schumer hosting and their obsessive pushing of Leslie Jones may make this one of the worst episodes of all time.
SAVE_US.KYLE
here we go
It's starting
I like blond Vanessa
is amy schumer attractive?
also
>vanessa in this skit not showing cleavage
Shit, already opening with a "Republicans lmao" skit
Oh, I get it. He's an idiot.
Ha.
I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO TAKE IT IF KYLE MOONEY IS IN MORE THAN 1 SKETCH TODAY
>>61657902
>Ha
Newfag, it's LMAO
>>61657865
>SAVE_US.KYLE
What the fuck is Pizza Rat?
HAHAHA POLITICIANS SAYING DUMB THINGS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!
SO WACKY
>>61657921
>responding to tripfag
spotted the newfag
Killing babies and selling their parts for profit is funny.
>>61657944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPXUG8q4jKU
stream link anyone?
>>61657944
a New York city maymay
>>61657979
Attaboy, Splinter. Feed those turtles.
>>61657979
Gross, NYC
>>61657888
Yeah, seems like a waste.
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream for anyone who likes commercials
no trump damn
damn I wish Capsbro was still doing caps.
I missed half of the list
White republican man here ready to get BTFO
>>61654505
Is she eating a fucking cookie?
MAN THE HARPOONS
Dem titties doe
she might be fat but her tits look nice
At least she ain't singing
Great googily moogily
>that fucking muffin top
Did she actually think she looked good?
>>61658081
yeah, I gotta give her that
Her tits look great. Not going to lie. Shame about the butterface.
I just realized that Bill Hader might show up because of the Trainwreck connection.
she looks hot tbh
how much weight has she gained?
Nice tits. Meh face.
>screaming
Is that the extent of her comedy?
>I'll try yelling, that's a good trick
What a shitty punchline.
>>61658108
I wish, but likely not, that's too good for us.
kill urself
>this ugly bitch shitting on the kardashians
she jelly as fuck
Do the Kardashians realize that their name spell out KKK?
>>61657610
WOMENS CAN HAVE SEX!!!!! YAY FEMINIST!!! GUYS ARE DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN!!!! HILLARY CLINTON!!!
VAGINAS LMAO
Do you think Amy could ever be red-pilled?
Amy Schumer is ugly as fuck and unfunny as fuck.
How did she get popular? Is it "muh sex jokes"?
the fuck?
LOL I SAID VAGINA AND BUTTHOLE
SO FUNNY
>vagina jokes
really
She's doing her stand up as a monologue??
pretty women SUCK
YOU CAN DO THIS SCHUMER
>>61658175
she's a Jew
what do you think?
Her skirt is way too tight. She has a roll of fat hanging over. You can grab a handful of that.
Nice tits though.
Hitler would have stopped this
>>61657788
>nepotism
it all makes sense now
This is honestly shit. Watching it on mute.
is this the first time "butt-hole" has ever been said on snl?
>any hole's fine
No, no, no, no, no, no
Jesus Christ I put this on for 2 seconds and she says vagina in 3 words
DUDE I CAN'T FEEL THE FAT WHEN I'M WITH YOU
TOP OF MUFFINS
LMAO
Why do comedians insist on just doing their stand-up for the monologue? Just tell us how good you think the show's gonna be, how honored you are to be here, and get on with it. We're practically ready for Weekend Update at this point.
She's like a less dirty lisa lampanelli, except Lisa Lampanelli is funny
>name dropping
>>61658240
That's fine but don't you dare say "pilly packer" or you will be banned for life.
this is honestly lame
this is fucking lunchtime starbucks conversation
>stand-up for a monologue
>>61651725
They mentioned him last week. Called him the human Lorax. One of the only funny jokes in the episode.
>>61658188
She got a show at Comedy Central, and she also made Trainwreck that won an Emmy of some sort at the end of summer.
>>61658197
Would you rather a song?
Nice tits, shame about that face.
Oh we can tell Amy
amy
>muh femdom
>muh buttholes
>muh shitty joke transitions
What a terrible comedian, who the fuck actually enjoys this?
Why does she have a fucking 90 minute monologue?
Oh no, Amy, we pretty much figured that's what was going on with that dress.
>>61651725
>le unelectable jew man
Meme-tier candidate tbh.
She just repeated stories she tells on late night talk shows she's told already.
Boring/10
Who the fuck is the weekend?
Was there a skit after the monologue?
>trash
>>61658332
some black guy, apparently
Just tuned in
What have I missed so far fam?
>>61658332
Some nig with a shitty haircut.
One decent song
>>61658197
Every stand-up does when they host.
>>61658340
Not a fucking thing. Just, "we will be right back"
>>61658313
>The state of SNL right now
>>61658332
Some R&B black guy with wacky hair who hipsters loved years back and now he's a mainstream R&B artist who makes shitty love songs that are innuendo about drugs
>>61658361
I
HAVE
A
VAGINIA
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN!!!!!!!!
>>61650689
>starting the monologue with sjw bullshit
DROPPED
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>>61658361
The death of comedy as a genre
>>61658392
Explain further
I-is Room good, bros?
>>61658392
The Jew cannot help it
>Ever trying to do a flight attendant sketch after BUH BYE
DROPPED
Here's your fucking song
Why does Kenan still act like a token black character?
brunettes not a bad look for her tbh fam
Okay, thats pretty funny.
lol, crash cut into sketch. Off to a great start guys.
Vanessa is such a qt
She's underrated thick tbh
vanessa is really hot with that wig
Terri Gross asked twice her why she would objectify john cena but is against body shaming but couldn't answer the question. It seemed like she wasn't taking the question seriously or she is just pretending to be a feminist
that wouldn't happen in real life
plane doors open inward to avoid such a situation
>>61658443
She looks like Mellisa McCarthy if she lost 15 pounds.
>man-hating bullshit
>>61658441
because he has no talent otherwise
>kenan reacts
>>61650689
I didn't know this show was still on lol.
THERES SOMETHING ON THE WING!
>It's another "wait for Taren Killam and Kenan Thompson's funny reaction" skit
Boo
This skit is going on for too long.
>vanessa's big toothy smile
:33
>Tracy Morgan
get ready for feels next week
Tracy Morgan? Is he even well enough for that yet?
>Demi Lovato
Ugh...
>Tracy Morgan hosting
Two women screaming, the sketch
>>61658513
Welcome to every modern SNL skit where it drags on past the point of when it was kind of funny.
>Tracy Morgan
Have Toonces as a limo driver
>>61658478
Amy's a tubby but I think there's a bigger difference between her and McCarthy than just 15 lbs.
>>61658537
She has a nice booty hole at least
>>61658470
reminds me of a story. Douglas Adams was watching a comedian tell the old "Why don't they make the planes out of the black box stuff" joke, the whole audience was yukking it up and he thought to himself, "black boxes are made of titanium and planes are made of aluminium, but a titanium plane would be too heavy", and he realized then that humans don't care about people smarter than themselves, "fuck you scientists!"
so what snl alums will try to shoehorn themselves into the Tracy Morgan episode?
>>61658567
Her music sucks. And she better not still have that stupid side cut. That dumb fad is all her fault.
>>61658594
Fey and Baldwin. Maybe Fallon
>>61658594
Tina Fey, at the least
>Bad porno sketch
That was the FIRST sketch. They led with that?
>>61658548
That'd be one hell of a way to revive that skit.
I'm still kinda bitter they never referenced Toonces during their anniversary episode.
>>61658594
literally all of them
seriously, everyone that was on the cast the same time as him will show up and do some grand, heartwarming opening (probably a musical number tbh)
>KYLE MOONEY IN A SKETCH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>61658594
Alec Baldwin. Because its physically impossible for him not to.
Steve Martin, too.
Oh Jesus, please dear God not Amy Schumer as hot teacher in the porn.
>it's an /ss/ sketch
>Kyle having to act one-on-one with Amy
Stay strong Kyle
Fucking Mooney cancer
>Kyle Mooney
2/2 on dropped sketches
Would Amy
T B H
B
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>>61658636
exactly as feared.
Kyle mooney skits are the best thing about snl now
would fuck the daylights out of her tbh
I would hatefuck the shit out of Schumer's big fat ass tbh fam
Aidy puts Schimer's fatness into perspective
Would give Amy my D plus tbh
>>61658647
>>61658652
CORRECT
>>61658644
>>61658659
INCORRECT, PLEASE COMMIT SUICIDE
Naughty America skit
Nobody does it better.
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>>61658624
>>61658624
Shouldn't this be like, one the last sketches or something?
>>61652580
saaaaaaaaaalllllamander
>>61658653
I would rub her big, squishy feet.
>>61658668
It's sad because Aidy has such a cute face. If she wasn't obese she'd probably be an 8/10
>>61658642
I would rather have aSteven Universe/ss/ pr0n than this shit.
>>61658682
Big Tits In School is a Brazzers production.
Kyle is clearly repulsed.
Mooney looks so wooden, like holy shit.
Is that Bradley Cooper?
>>61658682
Bigsausagepizza.com parody when?
Why does she have a cell phone? Isnt this sketch supposed to take place in the 90s or something?
awful skit
>FU university
>get rammed
I kek'd
>>61658705
Nah, this is my first sex teacher or something.
Are they supposed to be on a port set? How does fatty and her mom not see the camera crew.
>>61658715
Yeah why on Earth would he try acting like a porn star during a porn sketch
would pinch Amy's cheeks
cmon that was good
GUN VIOLENCE SKETCH
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>>61658715
That's what he does best. It's how he is in every skit
>>61658739
It's a joke anon, try not to think so hard about it
Clever idea, must admit.
Guns. Didn't see that coming.
Did piece of toast get fired?
>this is what gun nuts actually believe
amy schumer is hot im totally jackin it during the musical set
Fuck yeah guns
TOPICAL!>>61658757
Oh look an amy commecial
Abortion and guns are legal! Deal with it!
inb4 this thread devolves into gun debate bullshit
guns guns guns
>>61658773
You are repulsive tbh
All her clothing is too small and too revealing of her jelly roll of a body
GUNS!!
>>61658770
>this is what liberals believe that "gun nuts" believe
Reddit is thataway btw fam.
>>61658770
>britbongs this mad they can't have guns because the queen said so
>>61658795
Guns don't kill people. That guy from 4chan killed people.
>Amy at the Apollo
I'll torrent it and jerk off tbh
>Amy Schumer talking about prostitution and UTIs
>Comedy Event of the year
THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN
Guns are illegal in Chicago. It's one of America's safest cities.
>>61658802
she isn't fat.
I like her body tbh
Would put my dick between Amy's tits tbh bbqfam
>>61658791
>Apollo Theater
>audience full of white people
does not compute
The best thing about that gun sketch is that it simply points out how shit will never change, regardless of how anyone feels about it.
>truth be told
Holy shit those boobs
>>61658795
Not gonna happen. We're mostly American here so the likelyhood of butthurt Yuropoors here is low.
the weekend doe.
>>61658811
>that guy from /r9k/ killed people
ftfy
>>61658813
Fucking waste of $15 tbh
>>61658818
Chicago's too far gone, it must be nuked.
>>61658822
gentrification fam
Why dis nigga got a dead cat on his head
>>61658811
>That guy from 4chan killed people.
Egg Man.
time to piss
>>61658822
Gentrification
>black music
>>61658841
There were a bunch of guys from 4chan fam
Anyone else think he's a talentless hack?
Is his hair a bird?
>>61658841
>waste of $15
>torrent
m8 I don't think you read my post tbahapwyf (to be as honest as possible with you fam).
dude needs a hair cut
Toronto niggas report in
DEM TITS
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>DIS nigga
>that fucking hair
bravo 2010's
Nicki Minaj is here to save us from Amy!
HNNNNNNNNNG
Kinda generic tbh
why are nicki minaj's tits there
>Nicki out of nowhere
>this sound mixing
