Time and Relative Dimension in Space Edition.
Hostile Action Displacement System activated: >>61640047
next episode looks pretty great from the next time trailer
>>61644139
I know they reuse sets all the time but does every fucking spaceship have to look the same?
>>61644175
its classic who tradition
like when they always filmed in quarrys and dumpyards
>tfw brian blessed was supposed to play role but got sick and had to quit
Alri is this the Strictly thread?
Christmas special leaked in Russia.
COME ON AINSLEY.
I find it pretty funny how people last thread were annoyed at Listen for not revealing the nature of its monster (if it had one), then the thread switched to praising The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit.
Which does the same sort of thing. The only explanation we get for the monster is that it's Satan. Literally Satan. Never clarified whether it's some space thing or just flat-out Satan. People have a problem with the ambiguity in Listen, yet don't seem to have a problem with the ambiguity of this thing quite possibly being literally Satan.
I'm not saying this as a bad thing, I love Listen and The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit. Just pointing it out.
>>61644453
I think people were annoyed because we actually saw satan, we didn't see anything in Listen.
I don't care, I liked them both.
>>61644453
I LOVE this episode but holy hell the last scene has not aged well. Still a great episode though.
>>61644453
I don't understand what's ambiguous about that. Clearly, factually, it IS a space alien thing of some description. It is also Satan.
>>61644486
>I think people were annoyed because we actually saw satan
Only fedoras give a shit about that.
>>61644434
Them bouncing chebs
ainsley getting crapped on
>>61644453
I thought the Satan Pit's beast was an alien from before our current universe which was defeated in the beginning of time by Cool People and our mythological Satan sprang from the universal unconscious fear of the beast
Does anyone have a direct download link to the new episode or a quality stream that isn't full of glitches and ads and spyware?
>>61644453
What ambiguity?
The thing is Satan, it's also the Devil equivalent of every other religion in the Universe that has a "devil" like figure.
He's the truth behind the myth, and he is awake
The new Bond theme is horrendous.
>>61644523
Obviously, but /who/ is close to peak autism.
>>61644630
Fuck off, it's great. Sam Smith is shit tho.
>>61644539
>>61644630
That fat cunt Sam Smith sounds like he's crying every time I've heard him sing.
>you will never be as talentless and rich as Sam Smith
>>61644662
>it's great.
Is there a livestream that works onmobile?
>>61644607
the quality is mediocre but
http://www.filmon.com/tvguide/#
is mostly reliable, in case you cant find better
>>61644699
Why are you watching on mobile anon?
>>61644139
how, anon, how did you obtain this
Oh god Georgia
>>61644730
I don't have access to my laptop right now, so in stuck with my phone for now
>>61644742
I amMarcello Camargo.
this dancing is shit m8 but thelads arefit
>>61644722
>http://www.filmon.com/tvguide/#
That only has BBC News on it you retard.
Does this guy know how to speak English correctly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zfxek1xPcqk
So how long until it airs?
>>61644838
I'm british and I can't fully make out the accent he has. some northerner probably, he needs to calm down and take a breath when he speaks.
>>61644864
An hour
>>61644864
An hour.
>>61644864
An hour.
>>61644864
1hour, possibly longer if strictly overruns.
>>61644864
An Hour
>>61644818
click the "Most Watched" thing and change it to "UK TV Live"
>>61644864
An Hour.
>>61644832
click the "Most Watched" thing and change it to "UK TV Live"
>>61644864
Sixty-four point three rels.
>>61644923
click the "Most Watched" thing and change it to "UK TV Live"
>>61644868
Sounds almost like a very, very mild Geordie accent.
>>61644956
Sounds almost like a very, very mild Geordie accent.
>>61644838
What's wrong with that? It's perfectly clear, just a tad fast.
When is it on?
>>61644993
An Hour.
>>61644956
>>61644976
>>61644902
>>61644923
we midnight now?
Is repeating posts a dank new maymat?
What bong is it on?
>>61644943
You were saying?
>>61645007
we midnight now?
>>61645007
both me, responded to the wrong person, my bad
>>61645037
You were saying?
quit the shitposting
>>61645085
fuck off Dad
>>61645037
I'm based in UK so it might work properly, sorry.
I getting BBC One right one
https://www.filmon.com/channel/bbc-one
this work for you?
it seems to work for the Russians in the chat
>>61645085
quit the shitposting
>>61645111
>https://www.filmon.com/channel/bbc-one
Nope, not available in my region. Fucking Soviets. Oh well. Someone upload the episode to Mega real quick.
>>61645111
You tried tvcatchup?
Those who've watched the dub, what was the line all the reviewers says hints at the story arc?
HYPE TRAIN DEPARTING IN FORTY SEVEN MINUTES WOULD PASSENGERS PLEASE MAKE SURE THEIR BUTTS ARE SECURELY FASTENED BEFIRE DEPARTURE
>>61645204
Drop that already anon.
There is no hype train and no one is really all that hype.
>>61645202
you can't hear anything
>>61645202
I only watched it for sweaty cass.
>>61645240
Speak for youself
>>61645202
Пoтныe нoги Клapы
>>61645202
It's in my pants
Why is /who/ so dead this weekend?
how long
>>61645356
fifty bings
>>61645355
people leave because of leaks
>>61645355
Cause the last episode wasn't bad, and /who/ is only really in gear when there's a shit episode to complain about
looking forward to the new theme....
>>61645379
but TWF wasn't bad
>>61645371
Not many going off last week
>>61645379
This is slower than it was in the week
>>61645401
>>61645379
>>61645355
dead /who/ is best /who/
>>61645393
It's Marigold. It'll be awful as is always.
>>61645397
True, it was diabolical
>>61645421
What?
>>61645393
GET FUCKING HYPE! IT'S GONNA BE GOAT!
>>61645413
>>61645393
dont get too hype
its pretty cool but its justcapaldi playing the them over the current themesounds a bit messy. its still pretty awesome though.
>>61645439
TWF felt like Moffat devolved into a chimp and wrote the script by flinging shit at a bit of paper
>>61645461
So this is true then?
People have been saying "get hype for guitar theme" all week and I've been dismissing it as the new meme or whatever, but it's actually Capaldi playing the theme on guitar?
>>61645480
yeah.he breaks the fourth wall in the opening and talks to us about bootstrap paradoxes and stuff and then he picks up his guitar, starts playing and the intro begins.
i couldn't make out a lick of a what he was saying though because the russian dub was so loud
>>61645472
What?
>>61645511
That sounds fake to me.
But I can wait thirty minutes.
Are you ready to be spooked
>>61645550
it's true. Radio times reported it
>>61645574
am spook
>>61645550
its not fake
its been hinted at in early reviews for awhile
>>61644699
Anybody?
>>61645577
And you posted that just as I saw the same being reported on spoiler-free reviews, heh.
Alright. Pretty cool.
>>61645598
>>61645587
I usually use time4tv for all my channel streaming purposes.
www.time4tv.com/2011/06/bbc-one.php
No idea if it works on mobile (though I don't see why it wouldn't, though there are a lot of ads to click past). No idea if the BBC One link even works (I'm in the UK). But try that anyway.
How can Jeremy Vine and Tim Vine come from the same source
>>61645512
Moffat turned into a chimp, rubbed shit onto a bit of paper and decide that would be a great way to finish the episode.
>>61645689
What?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHpra85tMoc
>>61645736
fuck offerino
>>61645736
What?
the guy who wrote the blogtor review was extremely butthurt over the opening scene
i wonder how /who/ will take it
>tfw no Gleb bf
I just want to morph into his arse
>>61645628
Needs Flash to play and even if it didn't, the website keeps on reloading to an ad site
I have to say, this is the best /who/ has been in a long time on air day.
>>61644509
Is that particular pic it actually look fcking awesome.
But watching it in motion it does look pretty shit.
While the remaining time away with the heavenly voice of Paul J. McGann.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgwZyr_giYI
>>61645813
no way that's mcgann
>>61645637
I support of a tim vine doctor
FOURTEEN MINUTES THE HYPE TRAIN WILL BE DEPARTING IN FOURTEEN MINUTES, PLEASE START MAKING YOUR WAY TO YOUR VIEWING DEVICES
>>61645873
fuck offerino
>>61645864
There is nothing this man cannot do.But can he do the McGann Can-Can?
>>61645873
Doesn't it start like now?
>>61645873
who /doublemonitor/who/experienceextravaganza/ here?
>>61645862
>>61645896
In like ten minutes.
>>61645895
Can he beMcCanon?
>>61645907
>actually wanting to look at /who/ while the episode is airing
>the veggie special is looking great today
strictly has top jokes
>>61645922
Man, now I feel bad that I didn't take my doggy for a longer walk like he wanted ;_;
>>61645926
>>61645934
yes
>>61645813
Doctors band when?
McGann singing, Capaldi on guitar and McCoy on the spoons.
Fucking strictly
Who is this brunette slag tho?
whithouse is totally fucking overrated
>>61646006
>implying capaldi and mcgann wouldn't duet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gclyj2RCQ8
>>61645767
>tfw no gleb special
>>61646006
>not Tennant singing, Tennant on guitar on Tennant on spoons
Ugh, just ugh. I can't even... gosh.
Episode begins in 6 minutes and it's already shit
>>61646047
fuck off
>>61646024
I think his previous stories were pretty much boring Moffat lites but past week's was really above and beyond.
>>61644109
>KETTLES COMMENCED
>BISCUITS INITIATED
>TEA READY
Are you?
>>61646047
keked
>>61646024
While I was watching Under the Lake I thought it was the guy who wrote Flatline and Mummy on the Oriental Express.
>>61646087
>nicely chilled coke zero
>some dairy milk
>some of those new Walkers market deli crisps
Not bad tbh.
>>61646087
>mfw americans call
who /comfy/ here?
>>61646116
Maybe it's a Clala thing? Whithouse tried to write for 11 & Ponds three times and only The God Complex was above average.
>>61646128
>dairy milk
gone down hill tbh fam
i may have just taken the fastest poop ever
i pushed that baby out and wiped in a few seconds
>>61646062
i just saw a moffat lite runaround as usual
>>61646134
HERE WE GOOOOoooooo
>episodes set under loch in Scotland
>not Loch Ness
Wasted opportunity tbqh lads.
>>61646154
What does "fam" even mean?
>>61646166
Thanks for telling us.
THIS IS YOUR FINAL CALL FOR THE HYPE TRAIN, THE HYPE TRAIN IS DEPARTING IN ONE MINUTE. REMEMBER TO GET FUCKING HYPE AND TAKE YOUR SEATS AND ENJOY THE BASED RIDE
CHOO FUCKING CHOO
>>61646142
vampires of venice was fun
>>61646183
>What does "fam" even mean?
smh tbh fam
>>61646154
Very true m8 but my local coop had it on offer.
What sort of a name is Gleb?
>>61646179
When the fuck was Scotland part of the USSR anon?
>>61646209
fair enough tbh
LES GOOOOO
>>61646179
Last time I checked Caithness was in Scotland.
>>61646183
fart ass master
>capeshit
Alan Sugar show runner when?
Ok /who/ autists, time to start bitching about live threads being full of casuals
>>61646271
literally whop
see you in a bit bitch.
>This opening
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
Holy fuck strictly is boring
>Doctor fourth walling
What?
>>61646289
GOOGLE IT
SOMEONE
IS DELIBERATELY
GETTING PEOPLE KILLED
Not even watching the episode.
>Explaining the bootstrap paradox
Kek
>this intro
Jesus Moffatt
>this cover
10/10
>>61646319
this is whithouse
>this electric guitar opening
10/10
>>61644109
OPENING THEME CONFIRMED GOAT
IS THERE ANYTHING BASED CAPALDI CAN'T DO?
BOOTSTRAP PARADOX BTFO
MOFFAT ON SUICIDE WATCH
GOAT INTO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>google it
oh wow.
BASED INTRO 12/12
Cold War awww shit
that was GOAT
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
AYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO
>that fucking intro
ROCKTOR WHO
Did they really explain the bootstrap paradox before the episode just so that people wouldn't get confused later on?
>>61646344
ASK JEEVES? YOU ASK FUCKING JEEVES.
>every two-parter will have at least one scene of Capaldi playing the guitar
>that fourth walling
Lazy writing tbh
O'Donnell is great
I wish every episode had the Doctor explaining time travel theories to the camera as an intro
admittedly there aren't that many to explain
>>61646371
gotta explain it for tha kidz nigga
Fuck me, if thats not the new intro I'll be pissed
>Harold Saxon mention
Nice, something the Cracks didn't wipe out
was this literally the first episode ever that doctor who talked about time travel paradoxes as if they actually applied to doctor who "logic"?
I know you're reading this Dunc lad
Intro seemed like lazy exposition
When was the last time the show broke the fourth wall?
What if the body is next week's alien?
The opening scene was fucking amazing. Shakespearan qualities
>the alien comes from a literal planet of cucks
kek
>oppress me doctor
this is so lewd
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>>61646428
Listen.
>Gay masochist hamster people
I blame Walliams for characterising a whole race.
That intro sort of spoils that the Doctor will write the message
/who/ is the Minister of War? Is it:
a) The Rani
b) The Master
c) Omega
d) All of the Above
?
>a selection of items that you can OPPRESS me with
>tfw you will never hear the speechless qt's moans as you plow her
Cheeky wee iphone clara
>>61646440
>>61646445
>>61646489
Alien is literal Sweden
masochist pseudololi old-guy in charge of being creep master central
>muh paradoxes
>if you love me
>tfw doctor breaks the fourth wall
this episode isn't canon
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THE DOCTOR IS GOING TO DIE FOR REAL
OMG WHAT THE HECK YOU GUYS ISNT THIS SHOCKING
>I have to die
Is this the theme of S9?
>"If you love me in anyway you'll come back"
>Doctor shoots himself right there
pls moffat
Xenomorph time.
>>61646565
OMG GUYS PLOT TWIST
IT WONT HAPPEN
>>61646565
>Doctor dies
>series is being renamed into CLARA WHO
>CANCELLED at the end of the year when Coleman leaves
>RIP in peace
![promise-me-youll-never-die[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pMqGKLt.jpg "promise-me-youll-never-die[1].jpg")
PROMISE ME YOU'LL NEVER DIE
>Forcing this Doctor's gonna die shit again
Jesus fuck Moffat, you're the showrunner, you can have them rewrite this shit
>another forced drama of "doctor's going to die"
>>61646565
STANDING
>I need to talk to the ghost me
>I need to talk to the ghost me.
The ability to phone each other through time really messes things up.
It makes no sense. Imagine if the two timelines weren't forced to run in tandem like this, it'd make even less sense.
>phone doesn't work in the faraday cage
RIP cuck
>can travel through time
>cannot work around a mesh of wire
>>61646655
this has been a thing since s1
o donnel is gonna die next
>>61646655
I too am triggered. This programme features an alien traveling through time in a 1960s police box in a fashion which is totally unrealistic.
>>61646681
PLS NO
>the future is still cumming
>>61646694
the wheels are already in motion
2SPOOKY
>>61646681
HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE.
>TIME TRAVELLERS ARE ON /WHO/
>>61646655
The Tardis' phone is synced.
>Doctor goes back in time a year
>in 5 minutes he calls Clara
>Clara receives the call 5 minutes after he left
>tfw the mannequins are autons
DUMB BITCH SHOULDA STAYED IN THE TARDIS
>killing off the best crewmember
0/10 episode, why couldn't the fucking paki die?
Did we find out why there's soviet posters up
>>61646722
plastic o donnel about to bring the heat
O'Donnel's dead
>>61646736
>Did we find out why there's soviet posters up
cold war training shit
Did the Doctor wear a hoodie under his coat in the last season?
>>61646736
because this is SINGULARITY
>ghosts can suddenly move super fast
>>61646764
In the Christmas Special.
>>61646764
He did in the Christmas special
>>61646764
Nope, he started wearing it in the Christmas special.
doctor who is kind of a jaded cunt this time, eh?
>Doctor getting CALLED THE FUCK OUT
>Doctor accepting getting CALLED THE FUCK OUT
is this the first two parter in years where characters actually improved?
