Get in here faggots
>>61576424
Hype
Lowkey curious to see how Lady GaGa's acting chops are.
Reminder gaga gets eaten by her "children"
Will this season not fall apart?
based Vin
stream?
I'm optimistic since Lange is finally not around to play the same character again
>>61576489
Freak Show was ass. Hope the series can rebound.
>>61576424
not even a minute in and they already used the ULTRA WIDE ANGLE lens.
When the fuck are they going to fire the cinematographer who keeps thinking that shit is acceptable anywhere outside of videos of teenagers skateboarding and gopro videos?
>>61576489
>fuckboys already up to his gimmicky camera tricks
Its already falling apart
>Welcome to America
how long before rape and or murderand not necessarily in that order
STREAM WHERE
i fucking hate lady gaga
This airs after the horror of Man Of Steel.
How fitting.
>dat Universal studios product placement
> D R O P P E D
R
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P
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Why is this show still a thing?
sew me into the bed
WHERE ARE THE DUTCH ANGLES
Scheming for a Streaming, please.
Was that Joy Division?
The 10 commandments tied into the show intro. Kinda weird
>>61576660
Yes.
What were they speaking?
>>61576424
o shit this is tonight?
I hope its not shit like last season.
>>61576665or spooky?
>>61576674
Emma Roberts looks like Cassie Brooks.
>>61576681
Sounded like German. They were rude like Germans, too, so....
>>61576703
Didn't sound like German to me, more like Dutch.
if Freak Show did one thing right, it was the intro.
how many times will fucks post DROPPED in this thread?
Shining like twins.
A creepy hand.
A guy sewn into a bed.
A creepy maid washing out blood.
I'm still pessimistic but that's more interesting shit than Freakshow already.
>10 minutes in
>no Gaga
D R O P P E D
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>>61576424
Popping here 'cause Wes Bentley has been my husbando ever since American Beauty.
The monster shit popping out the bed was kinda cool. I was expecting a plain dead body.
Isn't it on at 10? (PST here)
This is a lesbian couple yes
>>61576749
Thats a good thing
Shes terrible
I hope that we get an Elisa Lam storyline.
>>61576681
I think it's Swedish.
Aaaand dropped, that has to be a record for me
soopy vampire kids
I bet this shit happens to Americans all the time in Eur-
OH FUCK CHILD CANNIBALS
WE SE7EN NOW
Look at Benadict Cumberbatch over here.
>that guy's moan
>>61576749
yeah, I hope we can got a couple episodes without her
Gaga made the commercials unwatchable. The commercials.
>Left alive with no eyes and tongue
goddamit this shit weirded me out when Hannibal did it and it's still creepy as shit now
dude this is gonna shock the teens that watch out show lmao
your over 4 hour erect dick superglued into a corpse's vagina
yipes
just
yipes
>imagine the faces of all the people tuning in for the first time because of Gaga
> HE HAS A KID
she's going to get buttblasted
>>61576759
I just jelly he got to kiss Thora Birch.
Also, he finally stopped looking like a high schooler.
>>61576883
>he cares about the kid
that kid is dead fucking meat.
>>61576864
>i'd probably keep thrusting tbh
>>61576864
>not being jealous
>44% on Rotten Tomatoes
yeah no thanks fam
>>61576883
nah she's becoming one of those fucked up Hotel Children, then will eat and or fuck her daddy in the finale
>I want to play a game
>last scene of the episode
>hotel guests go to the recreation room
>decide to play cards
>lights flicker
>gaga appears on the table
>CANT READ MY CANT READ MY!
>cut to black
So that's how he gets roped in.
>>61576424
doesn't this show have a hot boyish girl protag, or am i thinking of something else
>from the shinning to true detective to seven to saw
wew lad
whats coming next
Is this nigga Doflamingo?
>We SAW now
>>61576907
> implying we watch this because it's good
does anyone have a site anywhere near as wonderful as project free tv ? I miss it...
>Sara Paulson about to fuck a guy to death
DUDE DRUGS LMAO
>>61576932
Blow
goo covered gimp
drill dick sodomy
how quaint
>>61576932
ayy lmao
LITERALLY RAPED WITH A DRILL
WTF
BRUUUUUUUUHHHH
Going in with no backup....what in the fuck
Everyone stays at room 64... and no one leaves
will this rape scene trigger SJWs or will they not care because he's clearly a cis white male?
The fuck
> been here since the dawn of time
cute
I like it
welcome to the hotel california
>>61577038
He's a white junkie
Nobody will bat an eyelid
>>61577038
can't rape a man, check and mate SJW
>I love you Sally
>tfw no stream
make gaga gifs pls
Finally a season where my waifu isn't deformed.
Well this so far has been pretty fucking awful
pretty shit so far tbh
oh shit.. that semi tranny janitor is whats his face from true blood and this last season
>>61577083
we got a long season to go, give it time
With this series you really have no idea what the fuck is going on till at least episode 3
>Not Even Convincing Tranny
>Anal rape
>Matt Bomer
Is this set to be the faggiest season yet?
This is my first time watching it. Seems like it's more DUDE WE'RE SO EDGY LMAO kind of show
>>61577090
once again American Horror Story decides to throw everything at the viewer including the kitchen sink, instead of crafting a cohesive narrative.
>>61577108
>Implying I'll make it past this episode
Is the acting awful? I mean, almost beyond redemption? I rarely drop out of a film but I wasn't expecting a student film here.
Also that detective has the shittiest writing my god.
>>61577083
> being a burnt out old punk chick
> not the worst deformity
really banking hard on that shining/village of the damned imagery
kids and horror are the worst mix
this some MC Escher shit right here
That carpet is literally a ripoff of the shining
BUT THEN WHO WAS CLOCK?
should i watch Fargo? Does it have any relation to the coen movie?
>>61577156
>MC Escher shit
Where's Jessica Lange.
>>61577132
I think... it fits the show.
I dunno. There is a kind of dark camp I have grown to enjoy with this show.
>>61577161
MY COCK
>>61577177
No shit.
I hope cardboard cutout jon hamm catches the kid and escapes American Horror Story: The Motel.
>>61576965
pls....
Could we please make a cohesive narrative before going down the rabbit hole of weird? Last seasons fuck up was flip flopping between supernatural and serial killer
>>61577157
you should have seen last season. In one episode they completely, shamelessly ripped off the ending of Freaks. Right down to the legless guy crawling in the mud under a wagon.
It was the best moment of the season and it was terrible because I'm sure no one who enjoyed that show knows what they were ripping off.
>>61577184
well.. I guess I am hoping for some full blown space bending Escher shit
>>61577177
It has a few references to the movie but overall its a fantastic show
It also has the same atmosphere the movie has
You should definitely check it out
>all these fugs not realizing the Shining carpet is there on purpose
>>61577188
she dropped it because she knew it was going to be shit
>>61577191
This. Honestly. Do people watch this expecting some deep well written drama? It's shitty fun camp and some good imagery, gross out porn
Oh man, are we going to have a true mystery again? No slice of life with freaks and witches like the last two?
This is a show for bitchy gays and their fag hag hanger ons. Are you in that demographic?
Hope you guys are enjoying it. As someone who thought S3 and S4 were messes, I will be holding off on live streams until confirmation that S5 is good.
>>61577126
The first 2 seasons were really good, mainly because they had likable characters we could root for. Not perfect characters, but still, likable. Plus the narrative(s) were much tighter and the direction was a lot more subtle.
With S3, they went full retard with everything. Pretty much everyone is a cunt, violent and weird shit happens for no reason, and it feels like they're making it up as they go along. Plus, a lot of the best cast members are gone now.
>>61577191
Huh. I just don't remember this kind of acting or writing from all the other seasons.
For me it just feels like its not taking itself seriously.
>>61577245
No I'm in the alcoholic shut in who watches everything demographic.
>>61577235
>just turn your brain off bro
These are the type of people that watch this /tv/
>>61577177
Its fucking good
In fact you should probably start watching it instead of wasting your time with AHS
the second season starts this monday so you still have time
I really wish this took place in like the 70s-80s. It would just feel more rite
53 minutes left.
time to get even worse
Well that explains why Gaga looked like a drugged out whore in the previews
GAGA
They gonna fuck....then kill
More Joy Division
>>61577302
Shit, really? What is this Sons Of Anarchy?
Bomer + Gaga = power couple
What is with the swinging foursomes tonight? First SPN. Now this.
Is Finn Wittrock coming back?
This shit is currently reminding me of a Marilyn Manson music video
>>61577347
gaga looks like MM
Aaaaannnddd dropped
Alright that's it for me
Goodnight folks
>musical number
DROPPED
she's not even acting, this is just a shitty music video.
don't forget Lady Gaga is only famous because her daddy invented hotel wifi.
be honest, would you get in the elevator with people who tease you like that during an outdoor screening of Nosferatu?
>>61577330
> every gloomy song is Joy Division
>>61577373
If I was a dumbass whore couple, sure.
Speaking of
BTFO
Gaga got cake goddamn
WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!
Holy shit they're vampires
>>61577373
Odd place to hook up honestly
le shock value
Uhhh OK?
of course the asian girl's body is obscured the whole fucking time.
can't let people look at pretty asian girls, lets look at Jew Gaga's pasty jelly rolls.
>>61577401
....maybe not
>>61577330
Actually that's "Tear You Apart" by She Wants Revenge.
Establish character first, then do weird bullshit
Just flipped this on. So FX allows porn now? Da fuck
>>61577402
Not if you're looking for fucked up hipsters.
>>61577330
Nope. Bauhaus.
>>61577465
nope
The Cure
>>61577457
Hipsters like black and white movies?
Oh look the Swedes are still alive
>>61577401
I knew it getting the start
I half expected rape guy to join in
this is going to be an enema
Okay this is my first time watching this show. Has it always been DUDE EDGY LMAO?
>>61577475
Not really.
But they'd watch them in public with friends and act like they do.
I just don't want to have sex anymore. Jesus fuck.
>>61577330
Joy Division used to be patrician tier goth stoner music. Now like everything else cool from the 20th century it's been coopted by faggot hipsters who are too degenerate to come up with anything culturally interesting themselves.
>>61577497
since the very first scene hommie
>>61577497
admittedly not so much in a single episode
>>61577497
yes and no
>>61577497
>5th season
>I think I might start watching this show!
>>61577497
Yeah.. but it didn't always blow its load so early and often.
>>61577508
>implying anyone who visits 4chan has sex
she's child chow now aint she?
>>61577553
>implying /soc/ doesn't exist
Anyone have a stream?
wow what an actress!
>>61577540
I mean all of them are different so he can start anywhere. But he should start with murder house or asylum though
>>61577553
>4chan is some secret gathering of society's discontents and not an extremely popular website.
They did it! The Cubs won! They're going to the Super Bowel!
Ok, this will suck. Might last a few episodes though.
>>61577511
I remember one of the first times hearing of them was on some anon dating site and some chick near me said if she slept with you she'd be imagining she was with Ian Curtis from Joy Division.
>be actress for years and years
>suck tons of dick and take it in the ass multiple times for roles
>some musician bitch comes in and get major billing just because she got famous for being a super skank in the music industry
Wait wasn't one of those girls being eaten by kids earlier?
The hotel is some weird time loop shit right?
Murder House > Asylum > Freak Show >>>>>>>>>>>> Coven
can someone be a bro and post a streaming site, never really recovered after projectfree
>>61577591
the first season is the only good one.
it was the one with the smallest cast and the most focused story, and it didn't end with a bunch of loose ends.
>>61577621
They were just snacking
>>61577621
When drug boy was getting buttfucked the clock went back, so yeah it's doing some TARDIS level shit.
>>61577600
>implying it's not both
>dipping a PS4 into a vat of liquid gold
>implying this wouldnt destroy the system
>>61577635
This seems right. I'm expecting Hotel to be either better than Freak Show, or worse. But not as bad as Coven.
>>61577635
>Murder House > Asylum > Coven >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Freak Show
ftfy
>>61577611
Liar. They still need two more outs.
this is awful.
this show took such a nosedive it's unbelievable.
fuck you Brad Falchuk
>>61577635
>freak show
>even more gimmick than everything else
>good
'no'
Schweppes! Schweppes!
stream please
not so clever girl
could they pander any harder to homosexuals and tumblrs?
i least they know their audience.
>>61577639
I'm glad im not the only one
Bringing your daughter........really dude
So every season has a serial killer
He's gonna shoot his kid isn't he?
>>61577724
One episode in and its already that bad?
God damnit, fuck you, Ryan Murphy, you bald twonk faggot.
>>61577710
or a dl link when its done
>>61577724
someone got triggered
JIGSAW HAS RETURNED
33 more minutes left.
I get the feeling that theres going to be some time travel fuckery or some multidimensional fuckness.
Cap this for later
Also ewwwww intestines.
welp i'm done watching this flaming turd.
So far Scream Queens is better.
>>61577660
fair point. it's pretty diverse tbh
>>61577739
ryan murphy has a thing for seriel killers ever since he did nip/tuck
Where the webms at.
>>61577790
so far Scream the tv series is better.
>>61577789
see you next week
>>61577761
Lady GaGa with top billing and gay anal rape.
This whole season is just one long Lady GaGa advert.
Any live streams? Would be awesome because I'm away from home
Coven was so bad it literally put me off the rest of this series.
>>61577786
something muiltidimensional is definitely going on with room 64
felt it the second the detective walked in and everything was fine, but didn't catch the clock magic shit
This is better than Murder House!
Is Paranormal Activity still scary?
omg this is still on for another half hour
>>61577635
Eh I always found asylum to be the best oversll with the best combination between great characters and mystery but to each his own........actually fuck that switch freak show and coven l. The only thing good about freak show was dandy and the tie in with asylum
Why do these shows keep trying to make actors with such severe gayface be straight? Not to mention how ethnic Lady Gaga's face is. That whole scene was pretty bad.
>>61577841
How the hell should I know. I only watched the first one.
oh shit
dead son, son
This episode feels weird already. Might not give it my 3 episode rule. Also, why the fuck would a couple sleep in separate beds?
press X to Holden
JASON
Not standing with your child like the other adults....I mean come on son.
>>61577635
I kinda wanted to watch Coven (since I just finished season 2)
Can you tell me why /tv/ hates it so much?
What a bad father. Loses his son because he was too busy on his phone. Probably shitposting on Facebook
Matt Bomer bretty gud tbh
he's taking this seriously when everyone else is hamming it up
>>61577808
So far dying of cancer is better.
Fuckin hell, losing his kid? Poor bastard.
>>61577834
Some kind of stable time loop fuckery, I'm guessing.
DUDE MY LOST SON IS IN THE HOTEL HAHA
This dialog is fucking terrible.
>>61577931
wait which one is matt bomer? the cop or lady gaga's fucktoy?
>>61577924
American Horror Story: Sabrina the Teenage Bitch edition, featuring a non-coherent plot and a universe that features magic yet at the same time no rules that said magic must follow
SEASON 1 TIE IN
>another kid that was part of lady hacks team in the promo images
wew
Why do people keep staying at the hotel where people keep getting raped and killed?
>>61577924
They made my waifu be trapped in hell disecting a frog for all eternity.
>>61577924
Had promise, went to shot very shortly. The most sjw feminist season of all, interesting plot lines that. Were hyped but resolved in 10 minutes.
Hell I was excited about witches too, but they all ended up with he same powers and no one ever stayed dead.
>>61577960
cop
>>61577807
nothing worth webming at this point.
>>61577924
Nothing that happens in Coven ever matters. Like the whole show is about who's going to be the next Grand Master of witches, and one episode they'll make you think it's this person, then another episode it's someone else, and they just fuck around like that all season long. Plus, every character they kill off they bring back to life in a different episode. So why kill them off in the first place? Because they needed a dramatic cliff hanger. Coven has "making-it-up-along-the-way" written all over it.
shouldn't the kid be freaking out over that thing he just saw? Why does he look bored?
>>61577924
Coven had a great trailer, everyone thought it would actually be about Witches and creepy shit.
Instead we got teenage bitches trying to kill each other and bullshit with a few decent bits(Mainly when the teenagers weren't in the scene.)
>>61577960
>>61577987
Gaga's fuckboy.
The cop is Seneca Crane from the Hunger Games.
>>61576965
it just moved domains anon, it's at projectfreetv . so
>>61577980
almost everyone gets a shit ending but swamp waifu got the worst
>yfw when the kids gets his boipussy fucked by drill man
classic case of naked guy on the couch
This is bahaus
>its this song
>>61577999
Yep my bad, this poster is right. All these black haired gay faced white dudes got me confused
>>61577924
The script was terrible, I didn't want to look at a morbidly obese nigger and a downey girl for a whole season.
The whole thing felt like Charmed where they tried to throw some gore in and be all 'see how edgy we are lmao!'
Lady Gaga...
MUST...
NOT...
ACT...
what a wooden performance
