ITT: future Oscar winners
[spoilers]She's tipped for Sils Maria[/spoiler]
nice spoiler tags reddit
>>56010455
She's so great
>Come sit with me, anon. I've something to show you...
>>56011449
It's a penis, isn't it?
>>56010455
shit actress, good waifu
>>56010455
Such shit feet.
>>56011577
Is this a joke?
>>56010455
I will only watch that movie because of Chloë, though.
>>56011577
Best feet in Hollywood
Clouds of Sils Maria was terrible though.
>>56011886
no it wasnt
This lovely lady here
>Damn, there's anon again...
i wanna sniff k-pits
Kristen Stewart is really the only Hollywood actress I'm attracted to. She's not a very good actor, every movie she's been in has been terrible, she seems sort of dopey, and yet I find her irresistible.
>>56011934
>Implying Bella Thorne could ever win an oscar
Pls cuck me K Stew
>>56011934
didn't he get an oscar for being stephen hawking already
>>56012024
not sure if serious
>>56010455
quick! post that webm where we can see her ass in Sils Maria
>>56012101
To allow you to keep up with my dankness; I'll explain.
I am creating a daring meme synthesis; I am playing on the common "bella thorne is a transsexual" meme, applying it to a film where Eddie Redmayne is actually playing a transsexual, and to top it all off am reinforcing the notion that Bella Thorne is a transsexual and looks like Eddie Redmayne in drag.
Pretty decent actress
>>56012258
>ywnpynikb
;_;
I don't think Blacked scenes can win an Oscar.
>>56012258
muh dick
>>56012115
does she go nude in this movie?
reminder that oscars are just a meme
>>56012398
Lel no, she's too classy for that.
All of my love
I want to marry her
>>56013255
Imagine how neverous you'd be when popping the question.
>liking a racist bigot
I want to look up and see her soles coming down on my face
i wish i had a pair of her socks
>you will never be cucked by kstew
>>56013824
>She will never barely allow you to taste her sweety feet with the tip of your tongue as she takes a BBC
>>56013746
I wish I was inside of them
>>56010455
she has a big jaw
>>56012258
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>>56010574
I caught some major feels from this.
>>56011449
sit on my dick
<3
more feets/pits
>>56014612
>>56013411
tfw no qt racist kstew gf
>>56010455
Her foot game is weak
>>56014924
so is your bait
>>56014924
:^)
;_;
>>56012336
place what in it?
>>56015665
put your nose in kristens butt, probably
>>56015780
BINGO
>>56015349
>Anon keep my socks dry while Tyrone and DeAndre fuck me, will you? And no sniffing this time you creep!
>>56015900
I think you guys have gone past the point of irony and are actually sick in the head
>>56015928
:^)
>>56010455
so she's going to become a 'harvey girl'?
>>56016300
No. That's for up and coming actresses and tv stars who want to be in films. K-Stew gets roles offered every week, she can pick what she wants.
Why did she have to go and get that stupid fucking tattoo?
>>56016932
It's not that bad but I hope she doesn't get more.
>they will never release the big shoe
>>56016932
its a nice tattoo
>>56016605
>K-Stew gets roles offered every week
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>>56017003
Once you're famous enough that happens.
Maybe not the exact thing she wants to do, but offers nontheless. It's the same for all A-listers. Male or female.
I remember when I was the only one making threads about KStew, what changed?
>>56016976
They should make a fantasy movie about kstews feet
>>56017177
She appeared on Fallon and everyone saw the light
>>56017737
literally a goddess
underrated pits
Why is she so perfect bros?
>>56017975
I don't know.
>>56012258
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>>56018049
imagine getting hold of that shoe
>>56018216
>ywn be that floor
how stinky do you think her feet are?
>>56018216
why is she on her tippy toes?
>>56018537
i dont know but for some reason it makes my dick rock hard
not even a footfag
>>56018520
Her feet don't "stink". 'Stink' implies a bad smell. Her feet are divine. They have a natural, alluring fragrance.
So sweety
>>56018872
>birth control
Can't quit the dick. I knew it.
>>56018913
What's wrong with responsible sex
>>56019010
Nothing. I'm happy she's not full lesbo, just bi.
>>56019147
What's wrong with being gay
>>56018537
probably that jeweled buttplug
>>56019176
what's wrong with being transgender?
is she lewd?
>>56019284
nothing
>>56019176
Being cucked by a women isn't as arousing
>>56019783
says who
>>56017728
What would a fantasy movie about her sex feet be like?
>>56015859
>he is an ass man
>>56020734
ideally, something with her insoles
>>56019176
>>56019284
Being a mentally ill sexual deviant is not healthy.
>been missing out on a Queen of /tv/ thread
What the fuck anons, you're supposed to tell me.
>>56019340yes
pls post more
>>56012244
>a daring meme synthesis
Don't know why, but I kek'd
>>56021337
I guess I can do that now i'm here.
>>56018644
I feel ya.
I don't get the whole foot thing, for some reason she's the exception. Maybe it's because I love her legs.
>not pushing the boundaries of what /tv/ is capable of by creating daring meme synthesis' daily
why are you here anon
would you rather lick her butthole or soles?
>arrive late
>only one left;_;
>>56021986
Her soles. I give anything to make love to them. But I'd also tongue her butthole because that's the kind of thing she's into. I'd make out with er anus.
>>56018537
overcompensating manlet
>>56018172
imagine being that shoe
>>56022135
>dat backall of my hnnngg
>>56021986
soles for sure
>>56022336
is that her gf
>>56022494
No, this is>tfw you will never be Kristen's gf ;_;
>>56022593
im not upset
she deserves much better than me
i do wish i was her friend though
>>56022199
>you will never be the insole her her sweety chucks
Imagine how PROUD you'd feel living life under her soles. Your body would be molded by constant wear to conform to her soles and you'd be blackened from absorbing so much of her yummy foot juices. It'd be heaven.
what about the smell
>>56022820
Are you saying she smells bad?
>mfw this entire thread
>>56022593
webm?
>>56022593
This is cute as fuck, but the webm shows it better.
she's super gay. It's adorable.
>>56022876
>>56022726
I don't get it, that's a normal hairline
>>56022967
>>56022906
Sorry, don't have one.
>>56022820
I want to smell her hair
>>56023025
jesus... shes perfect
>>56022996
but wtf is this
>>56022967
You might as well just shave your head now
>you were born too soon to download yourself a Kstew
>>56023092
how comes she is wearing shoes here....
>>56023122
T-thanks for reminding me anon ;_;
K-Stew makes me feel the same feels I felt when I was a teenager having my first crush; warmth in the chest with a light intermittent ache, calm and happy like everything's-gonna-be-alright.
Then I remember I'm just looking at a fucking jpeg/webm/png and that I'll never meet someone cool like her even though I'm neither ugly or NEET.
...but then took them off? why?
>>56018520
>>56018654
Probably vinegary
>>56023256
It's more comfy without.And she knew you'd like it anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gB6B0WtMhM
Few girls are this adorable. I wish I could comfort her afterwards ;_;
Where the fuck are English subtitles for Clouds of Sils Maria?
They literally don't exist in this universe.
>>56023343
>that sole
hnnnnngggg
>>56023432
>he didn't learn French to keep up with K-Stew's career
>>56023256
Marking territory with her foot sweat/stench.
>swndttyp
>>56023401
Goddamn that was painful to watch. She's so awkward in front of a crowd, which is weird because you would assume actors to be extroverts.
>>56018872
>her doctors name is on the bag..
Karyn Grossman Dermatologist santa-monica
>>56023509
What does her butthole smell like?
I kinda wanna fap now....
>>56023523
>kstew
>extrovert
>>56023523
Most people that get into acting do it because they're awkward and nothing else in school suited their personality, makes sense that a lot of them are still quite like that. Kirsten Stewart has really bad anxiety also, so public speaking fucks her up hardcore.
>>56023581
Anon, that's lewd.
>>56015900
Jesus Christ dude you need help.
>>56023675
s-sorry
>>56023723
Why are you putting him down like that? His fantasy as fine. As long as kstew is treated like a goddess, anything is fair game
>>56023432
the movie is in english though
Is it possible to dislike her?
Also, have you dreamed of getting high together and then cuddling?
>>56023666
No wonder she's going to take a break from acting. She's also proven that she's a decent actress outside of Twilight, so, good for her.
>>56023834
I have this dream.
Too bad she didn't go through with The Big Shoe. Those feet would have won her an Oscar, and also foot fetishism would stop being ridiculed.
>>56023834
no drugs but i think of cuddling her every day
>>56024143
kstew could have been the hero /tv/ needs
>tfw can't get cucked by her and catch her fucking a black guy
>cheat on your boyfriend with some other guy
>/tv/ worships her
And I thought the whole "cuck" thing was just a meme. Jesus.
>>56024199
It would have been so good, but she's already undisputably our queen, so I don't mind too much.
>>56010455
>feet blurred out
Fuck you photoshop
>>56024358
here it is from another angle
>>56024505
>>56024505
Based Anon
>>56023122
No need to download. I can order one whenever I want from the Korean restaurant around the corner.
Most popular waifu on /tv/, and a perfect girl to take home to meet parents.
>>56024626
Took me a while
why do i like girls that give off that jodie foster lesbo vibe?
im a straight dude but it gets me going
what would you do if you went out on a date w/ her?
>>56024678
>why do i like girls that give off that jodie foster lesbo vibe?
It's only natural. Lesbians are a gift to mankind.
>>56024694
We'd stay home and smoke some weed, cuddle in the sofa and play with her doggie. Maybe we'd drink wine too. In the middle of the night we'd take the doggie to a nearby park. We'd smoke another joint there.
>>56024694
She wouldn't date me, because I'mnot a girl btw
>>56022593
>>56022593
>>56024981
webm fucking when
i wonder if she knows how perfect her feets are
>>56024694
I'd be more awkward than her.
If that doesn't make it so we're unable to talk to each other we'd get/make some good pasta or pizza, and a cheesy movie we can make fun of.
>>56025294
Watch Twilight 4.
>>56024981
It's true love I tell you.
>tfw she'll never look at you like that ;_;
>>56024981
>>56025408
Dakota doesn't seems to be reciprocating her feelings :_;
>>56025062
yeah, she does.
>>56025675
Is this from her Big Shoe audition?
The guy who wrote this is probably in a mental institution by now ;_;
>>56011886
this. only a shameless waifuist could make it through that pretentious garbage
>>56025675
>tfw I will never be underneath them
![NAmGD50[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FofDrB8.jpg "NAmGD50[1].jpg")
how come mods allow kstew threads and immediately delete brie threads
>>56025675
No footfag but to be honest her feet look really cute.
>>56025969
her eyes scare the fuck out of me
>>56025675
is there a video of this anywhere
>>56013901
i wish i was inside her
if you know what i mean
>>56013746
What would you do with them
>>56025996
I'm only a footfag in Kstew's case.
>>56026135I get it
I'm a footfag and i don't think her feet are perfect
don't get me wrong they are really cute and they don't have any flaws or anything but, they're just not SEXY or at least to me, i don't know if you get me here
Like they are nice to watch but not sexually arousing
Ahh i feel so fucking gay talking about feet like that but fuck it this is 4chan
>>56026321
I thought I was the only one doing that...
>>56026321
I was going to call that weird, but it pales in comparison to the tripfag who bought JGL's pyjamas that were worn on set in 50/50 then did a lengthy post describing the smell of ballsweat from the crotch area
>>56026441
Fairly common, we should all meet up and trade some time.
>>56026372
Her feet aren't that great. We like kstew because she's cool. Also never be ashamed to talk about women's feet. Nothing in life is more important that sex feet.
>>56026632
>Her feet aren't that great.
0/10
>>56010455
>Twilight "actress"
>ugly
>looks like a man
>has only one facial expression
>no talent at all
So why do we even talk about her (or him)?
Wow ;_;
>>56026602
Honestly my pair smells so good, I don't think I'd ever wanna trade it
is there even a theoretical possibility of obtaining her used clothes somehow? i wonder where she's doing her laundry and/or if its being done by some 3rd party company. if i could get hired in that company, hmmm
>>56026765
Not willing to share? Can you describe the smell?
You guys are wierd.
>>56026789
She's probably just throwing them in a corner somewhere, nobody would notice if a pair of her socks went missing. Quick in and out, you wouldn't need to be an expert to do this
>>56026921
>weird
All I want is a Kstew gf.
>>56026789
>>56026957
Her dog gets to chew on her socks.
>>56026829
It's hard to describe, but some advice I can give is to wear shoes (preferably sneakers) at home with socks on
>>56026632
Hahaha i'm 18 yo and never in my life i have talked about my foot fetish to anyone, except online under anonymity
Recently i felt like talking about it to my closest friends because now i feel like it's not a big deal at all and i wouldn't care much if anyone knew about it, but before i talked to them about it i thought that even though it wasn't a big deal, people don't care about this and they would just find that weird that i bring it up like that
Also it's always been funny/weird because it happened several times that they would bring the conversation on foot fetish like they felt like it was so weird and disgusting and that people who like feet are probably mentally ill, the whole conversation in front of me, and i would just agree silently while they would indirectly insult me without knowing haha
>>56027018
I totally do, sometimes without, got a vinegary scent going, I get so hard...
>>56026987
>All I want is a Kstew gf.
Well that's fine.
>>56027041
Never ever talk to anyone about it, word of advice from me. People don't understand this kind of thing and it gets awkward. Just don't do it, man. If you're with a girl take it slowly and joke about it and see how she reacts, just don't be a fucking creep and go "hey uh , huh I like womens feet uh...". Just casually compliment her feet or ask if she wants a massage, stuff like that
>>56026789
This guy owns the heels she wore in twilight
http://www.yourprops.com/Bellas-Wedding-pumps-replica-movie-costume-Twilight-Saga-Breaking-Dawn-2011-YP75600.html
jelly
>>56027041
Gotta take a stand against anti-foot bullies.
Women's feet are beautiful and there's nothing wrong with loving them
Are there any good pictures of her tummy?
>>56026789
You wouldn't be able to afford it man.A qt female wrestler put up her one time worn used shirt for auction and it sold for like 5-7 grand.
Anyone down for some foot rp?
>>56027062
Do you also pretend they belong to KStew and stuff them up your nostrils while jerking off? Because that's what I do
>>56027317
What did you have in mind
>>56027202
Yeah, that's what i think.
Never had to bring it to a woman, i'm not sure i would have the guts to ask her to do anything with her feet anyway
literally only thing i did with a woman's feet was massaging my ex-gf's, heh
>>56027349
Sometimes yes, sometimes others, or not at all.
>ywn perform anilingus on K-Stew
>>56027388
Just don't tell people you have a foot fetish, this isn't like being gay where you have to have a coming out
I hope she visits Kstew threads and likes reading the fantasies about her feet.
>>56027349
Whatever gets you off ;P
>>56027476
Her butt would be fun to kiss. I wanna lock lips with her booty.
>>56027231
>>56027476
I want to lick her sweety pits, anus and feet. In that order preferably.
there is a good chance that kstew is barefoot somewhere in the world right NOW
>>56027608
Her sweety feet are bare in her chucks right now and she has no Anon to worship them, let that sink in for a moment
>>56027608
>>56027657
>her soles are currently pressed firmly against carpet or dirt or sand or her shoe's insole or some other inanimate object that doesn't appreciate its divine luck
>her soles will NEVER EVER be firmly pressed against your face
>>56026491
The post you quoted is weirder than that. One's literally getting off to himself, the other is an entirely non-sexual connection to an object of affection.
>>56027041
It's awkward raising it with anybody you're not having sex with. It's a kink, it's not anything anybody /needs/ to know about.
>>56027504
To an extent, but it is something you need to communicate clearly to a partner. Why would you dance around it?
>>56027766
Checked your dubs.
>>56027657
>>56027732
>tfw R-Pat used to lurk various 4chan boards when they were still together
>tfw he probably did everything we dream about doing to her feet, just because he could, without truly appreciating how lucky he is to do so
so i guess this means the janitor is a kstew fan
>>56027766
>One's literally getting off to himself, the other is an entirely non-sexual connection to an object of affection.
>davy
>non-sexual connection to JGL
on what fucking planet
>>56027766
>To an extent, but it is something you need to communicate clearly to a partner. Why would you dance around it?
Because it's not something you need to state clearly, at least if you're just getting to know your partner. These are things you need to ease in to, I usually go with the route of taking it slowly and see how she reacts, most girls are cool with it though.
>>56027823
>this setbutterflies
>>56027766
dub dubs checked
i bet you could tell kstew that you like feet and she'd be cool with it :D
>>56027827
He's into armpit worship, KStew mentioned that he loved licking her pits. Based RPats.
>>56027862
>talking about degenerates in a Kstew thread
just fucking discuss what you'd do to her feet you weirdos.
Her sweet, sweety soles!
>>56027862
It always seemed to be filial love rather than romantic love.
https://archive.moe/tv/thread/23979848/#23982030_1
https://archive.moe/tv/thread/31554235/#31557593
>>56027871
Foot fetish isn't bad enough, I don't think. I just don't understand why you'd be all like "oh, you have really cute toes" and "do you want a foot rub?" when you could just straight up ask if you can suck her toes mid-coitus.
Although the first time I ever asked for a footjob was awkward as fuck though. She didn't know what it was and I explained it was like a handjob but with feet and she was like "okay..." and then we completely rearranged and I tried really hard for about 15 seconds before deciding it was complete shit. I think I joked that it was a good leg workout for her. Never again.
>>56027906
>"I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love. Don't you think that's the whole point?"
RPatt better had done something to them feet for all us anons, jesus christ you'd be crazy not to
describe your suffering bros
>>56027939
Hey WTF don't call us weirdos that's not cool man
>>56028130
tfw you will never her sweety feet
>>56028130
The other day I was thinking about pretending to have cancer and reach out to her manager to ask her to massage my cock with her feet as my last wish before I depart from this world. Fool proof plan or what
>>56028208
her boy soles!
So how about boystew?
>>56028617
Flat as an ironing board, just how I like it
>>56028617
Boystew is wife material.
Does she have twetter? Someone tweet her an archive of this thread. I need her to know!
>>56028617
I want to ravage Boystew's boypussy
>>56028783
this your first time on /tv/?
