Criminals that deserve a biopic?
There's one of these "cool moms" in every neighborhood.
>"Her daughter 'felt guilty' because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother,"
wat
When I was 16 I masturbated my 10yo cousin and performed oral sex on him (he was too young to properly ejaculate), the bottom line is months later he told his dad and I was arrested. Because I was a girl and not in my right mind (my Father had been murdered 6 months before the incident) the police went easy on me and my aunt and uncle were sympathetic. I ended up with mandatory therapy for a year.
I'm 22 now and he's 16, I saw him at Christmas and it was sooooo awkward.
>>55399797
not even asking for tits, just asking for proof you're a woman so i can masturbate in regards to the information you have just divulged unto us.
>>55399797
You're beyond fucked.
I don't see how that's a party.
>you will never get to fuck a hot milf when you're 16
;_;
>she was still horn afterward so she brought her sex toys out in the living room and began to penetrate herself vaginally and anally in front of the group
still not asking for it
>>55399230
Who would you cast as Ms. Lenhardt? Her daughter? Her daughter's boyfriend?
>>55399230
I'm pretty sure JLo starred in a movie with a similar premise this year
>>55400279
holy fuck this
at this point i think society is just parodying itself
>>55399230
You just know that the daughter's boyfriend was a buck nigger. Just think about that, mother and daughter giving into animal lust, continuously defiled by his throbbing black cock.
Man
If only I knew a mom like her when I was a teenger
I wasted my youth
>>55400381
it was literally an interracial breeding ground
That milf is so hot.
I don't buy the bit about her fucking her ass and pussy in front of teenagers though. That sounds trashy and made up
>>55400281
Cameron Diaz as Ms Lenhardt. She would make the perfect irresponsible slutty mom that used to be hot.
>>55399230
How do I get to go to that "special group for those with sexual addiction" at her Mormon church?
>>55400381
>yfw this is all a publicity stunt for Louis: The Movie
>>55400381
it's biblical levels of degeneracy
wasnt there a OT story about a tribe in the desert, and all the kids just started assfucking eachother after demons took over them?
Why hasn't there been a top tier Manson Family film yet?
>>55399797
Why hasn't anyone killed you yet? You should have been at the very least pushed in front of an incoming bus or brutally raped for four days and then had your throat slit. No, really. I'm not baiting. This is my genuine opinion on pedophiles.
>>55399797
would you do sexual things with him again if given the chance?
>>55399797
ST LOUIS
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They already made this. It's called Shameless.
>>55399230
She's such a qt.
>>55400546
>I'm not baiting.
weak
>>55400444
I mean she did fuck an 18 year old on the bathroom floor while her daughter and friends had an orgy in the other room, its not too far fetched
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare
>Tarrare, sometimes spelled Tarare, was a French showman and soldier, noted for his unusual eating habits. Able to eat vast amounts of meat, he was constantly hungry. He travelled France in the company of a band of thieves and prostitutes, before becoming the warm-up act to a travelling charlatan; he would swallow corks, stones, live animals and a whole basket full of apples.
>On the outbreak of the War of the First Coalition Tarrare joined the French Revolutionary Army. With military rations unable to satisfy his large appetite, he would eat any available food from gutters and refuse heaps but his condition still deteriorated through hunger. Suffering from exhaustion, he was hospitalised and became the subject of a series of medical experiments to test his eating capacity, in which, among other things, he ate a meal intended for 15 people in a single sitting, ate live cats, snakes, lizards and puppies, and swallowed an eel whole without chewing.
>General Alexandre de Beauharnais decided to put Tarrare's abilities to use, and he was employed as a courier by the French army, with the intention that he would swallow documents, pass through enemy lines, and recover them from his stool once safely at his destination. Unfortunately for Tarrare, he could not speak German, and on his first mission was captured by Prussian forces, severely beaten and underwent a mock execution before being returned to French lines.
>Doctors could not keep him on a controlled diet; he would sneak out of the hospital to scavenge for offal in gutters, rubbish heaps and outside butchers' shops, and attempted to drink the blood of other patients in the hospital and to eat the corpses in the hospital morgue. After falling under suspicion of eating a toddler he was ejected from the hospital. He reappeared four years later in Versailles suffering from severe tuberculosis, and died shortly afterwards, following a lengthy bout of exudative diarrhoea.
>>55400736
Imagine being invited but not going to that party due to laziness, and then hearing about it, man that would suck.
>If I could take his dick he wouldn't have had to rape my mom
Not sure if best Gf or worst
>>55400178
>you will never have a MILF gf who will let you have threesomes with her 16-year-old daughter
>>55400692
I miss the days when we torture people for doing things that I didn't approve of. I miss the 1600s. I really do.
>>55400379
>>55400279
That's... Missing the point? The point isn't that she was raped (which apparently occurred well after consensual partying had ended), the point is all the other fucking crazy shit in the account. Jesus christ, this tunnel vision.
>>55399797
You should have beat the shit out of him.
Snitches get stitches and wind up prison bitches.
>>55400877
>i don't get jokes because I have autism
>>55399230
>Alcoholic Sexual Deviant
Sounds like my type of girl.
>>55399230
Still waiting for the complimentary porn...
>>55400803
>tfw never got invited to these parties at this age
>convinced myself I didn't really wanted to go
h-heh yeah
>>55400981
I think only a few people got invited to these parties man, don't sweat it.
>>55400783
>this nigga staying on topic
niiice
>>55400981
>not nerdy enough to have hot girls want to fuck you ironically
feels bad man
>>55399797
I wish I was your cousin
Here's another pic of the mom for those interested.
Sad really, she just never grew out of being the "cool kid"...
also here's the source for those interested
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3040323/Mother-five-played-naked-Twister-teen-daughter-friends-drunken-party-sex-18-year-old-bathroom.html
>>55400381
Sweden ples
>In 1973, career Scottish/Australian gangster Archie McCafferty awoke to find his infant son Craig accidentally smothered to death by his mother.
>McCafferty begins a grief-induced binge of Heroin and Angel Dust, and spends hours or even days in the cemetery at the grave of his son. During one of these stays, he is visited by the spirit of his son Craig, who tells him "If you take the lives of 7 innocent people to even the score with God, I can come back to life".
>McCafferty goes on a four-day murder-spree with his fellow gangster friends, the duration of which and time after he develops OCD-like symptoms related to the number 7. He scratches his head, coughs or flexes his muscles 7 times, paces back and fourth with 7 steps each time, and gets the number 7 along with the word "Craig" tattooed on his fist.
>McCafferty's first victim is a businessman whom they abduct and transport to Craig's grave. When the man pleads "Don't kill me, I have 7 kids!", McCafferty shoots him in the back of the head.
>The next day McCafferty grabs a pedestrian by the throat and stabs him to death.
>Two days later he and a fellow gangster pose as hitch-hikers and shoot a man in the back of the head as he drives. McCafferty gets a large amount of blood on him and claims that "the innocence in the man's blood is burning his skin". McCafferty pushes the man's body out of the car and runs over it as they drive away.
>Desperate for 4 more kills, McCafferty plans to return home and murder his girlfriend and her entire family (his brother, mother and father-in-law), but the stolen car runs out of gas. Back at the base, McCafferty instead quietly decides to instead take the lives of his fellow gangsters, who at that time numbered 4. One of his friends grows suspicious and calls the police, having McCafferty arrested as he was descending the stairs with a shotgun.
So basically, fairly close to a real-life Batman villain.
>>55401247
Her daughter has some huge knockers.
>>55401247
which one is the mom?
>>55401295
You made the classic mistake of thinking OP actually wanted to discuss the topic and not just talk about slutty milfs.
>>55401319
>>55401326
That's the mom with the "huge knockers", anon. The one on the right.
>>55401325
Don't worry you'll be dead before you know it.
>>55400783
This is badass
>>55401513
I know its a trap but his name escapes me
>>55401513
sauce on the pic?
captcha: cocke
>>55401513
>it doesnt really count since she was still you
Is there something you're not telling us?
>>55401513
HOLY SHIT DELETE THIS TRAP CP NOW
>>55401670
Doesn't look underage at all m8
Jeremy Meeks
Tight End: The Aaron Hernandez Story
ITT: "criminals" who did nothing wrong
>>55399230
>The group of minors and her played naked twister
What the fuck am I even reading?
>>55401893
her only crime was loving too much
>>55401928
After a hard day of digging coal you've got to blow off steam some how
>>55399230
10 inches!
that's a biggun
>>55401928
How was she supposed to know they were minors if they didn't have their helmets on?
>>55401969
For daughter
>>55399230
holy shit what the fuck
>"Her daughter 'felt guilty' because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother"
Dat rationalization from the girlfriend
>>55401975
>>55401967
No, but look, who the fuck plays twister? Who even thinks about that when you are wasted as fuck?
>>55402180
Horny normies
>>55400379
>at this point
None of this is new dog. Before the internet shit could happen and be forgotten.
>>55400381
There's pictures of her boyfriend floating around, he's some tall lanky white kid.
>>55402222
Pls post pics of him Mr Quads man. We must know who this big guy is
>>55399230
Did Amirault snitch?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ursula_and_Sabina_Eriksson
>Two Swedish twins came to the UK after years of not seeing each other
>They get kicked off a coach for acting suspicious
>The twins are then walking down the motorway
>They both get ran over, one is hit by a truck
>One of them gets back up completely unharmed screaming that "they" will harvest their organs
>Takes like 6 police to take her down
>She gets released from the police station
>A few days later she murders some guy in his home
It's really crazy stuff, there's a whole conspiracy theory about them and that they were under mind control or some shit which is why they didn't even get hurt when being hit by a truck at 60 mph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdiISQdjwd0
>>55402833
tell her you'll fuck her instead if she wants
>>55402854
I already tried that. She wasn't having it. It sucks too because she's fucking hot.
>>55402918
fuck her and go to the party and fuck her mom
>>55402918
So, her mom was pretty hot too?
>>55399230
What channel will carry her biopic?
Hustler?
This nigger is like a rockstar, but the film's focus really isn't him, it's
>>55403120
Naughty America
>>55403144
This cool nigger on the right, the man's a veteran
>>55401247
Neither of these women is the woman pictured in OP. Unless you're blind. Look at the giant noses on the chicks in >>55401247
>>55403151
Wouldn't it be simulated child porn since the daughter and her bf are 16?
>>55403029
I'd need a time machine for that.
>>55403104
Yeah, total MILF.
>>55403081
Shame, youre missing out on illegal fapshit
>>55403192
It's a parody!
>she is a sexual deviant and addicted to pornography.
>tfw no Ms. Lenhardt gf
>>55402222
>tall lanky white kid
6'4", right?
>>55403385
Is that why girls want tall guys?
>>55403192
The Walking Dead porn parody has CORRRL fucking Sophia to cure her of the zombie virus. I think it's legal when the performers are of age.
>>55403442
Will you ever learn?
>>55403869
;__;
>>55403493
its legal as long as neither states their character's age.
It could be granny porn, but if the granny says shes only 15, then its simulated CP.
>>55400783
This is beyond haunting, but i really want to know the medical truth behind all this.
>>55403949
how tall is aidsmoby
>>55404110
6'2
>>55401131
russians are the best man
>>55399797
>tfw goaded younger cousins into sucking my dick when I was 17
>nothing has happened 10 years later
I still worry sometimes they might remember
>>55399230
>Amiraut
French ancestries, nothing new.
>>55404332
Amirault is the woman who reported this shit to the police.
>35 yr old mom
>16 yr old daughter
>>55404360
Well fuck her too.
>>55404492
Teen moms are the heroes the world needs.
>>55399230
There should be a film with pic related girl
>>55400783
He's like some kind of really shitty member of the X-Men or something.
>>55400783
>After falling under suspicion of eating a toddler he was ejected from the hospital.
>"Sir, did you eat that toddler?"
>".....Maybe."
>"Leave this establishment immediately."
Bravo, France.
>>55404627
>And what is your power?
>I can eat shit!
>Welcome aboard!
>>55400279
Doesn't matter the context.
If you sneak up on a sleeping person and ram your penis into their orifices without being given consent IT IS LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF RAPE.
What else do you want it to be called?
>>55404660
that maybe made me lol so hard.
>>55404742
sneaky pokey
SHE WANTS TO PLAY TWISTA WITH YOUR SISTA('s boyfriend)!
>>55400402
This. So damn much.
this guy,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Corll
>>55401247
how do i meat slutty moms like this?
![I-dont-believe-you[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/JDxCyj2.gif "I-dont-believe-you[1].gif")
>>55399797
>>55404993
Go to the bar on Valentine's Day. No really, it's full of trashy sluts looking for dick because no one loves them.
what if I don't want a trashy slut? Are there places to find somewhat respectable not completely fucked up milfs that are still relatively cock hungry?
>>55399230
>10 inches long and huge
>>55405239
Heaven most likely.
>>55405239
You're implying there are women who would have casual sex with a guy half their age who aren't trashy sluts.
>>55405305
so your calling all cougars trashy sluts? Men want to fuck women younger than them
You know this woman had five kids right? The pussy couldn't have been that good
>>55405358
Those men, they too are sluts.
>>55401131
>why is she making me do this
>why are they all laughing
>this doesn't feel like a bag of sand
>I wish I was home baneposting
>>55405517
http://igbox
.co/kellylamay/
this woman?
>>55399230
Bruh, there was an SVU episode on today about this lady.
>>55399230
Did the daughter rat out her mom?
Because only a faggot of the highest order would spill the beans about getting laid and get the MILF in trouble like that.
>>55405603
>>55405517
https://instagram.com/kellylamay/
>>55403949
>someone saved my screenshot from a thread that died before a single reply
>>55404687
>>55404660
>>55404627
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter-Eater_Lad
>>55406069
kelly.lamay.7 on fb
>>55401247
i dont think thats them
could someone source that shit/look up the usernames?
>>55399797
Good bait, got some responses
>>55405517
>>55406132
lel
>>55406189
Seriously can't believe this many normalfaggots and underage from /sp/ and /v/ replied to that shit tier obvious bait
>>55402356
like a bitch
>>55400783
Tarrare mode engaged!
>>55406207
If this were the good ole days, someone would send her a message with that pic attached and explain that someone has been blowing her cover
>>55403949
>biceps on the "manlet"
>lanketons gonna lank
Every time
>>55402220
>None of this is new dog. Before the internet shit could happen and be forgotten.
We live in a dystopian world.
>>55406020
are you FUCKING STUPID. it says IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF THE FUCKING PICTURE. her AA SPONSOR
>>55406020
i dont know man...
if i found out after a dazed and drunken night my dad jacked himself off in front of my buddies, fucked my friendgrills, AND had sex with my girlfriend id be pretty pissed too
I bet they have a wildstory to tell the grandkids though
>>55402180
this is why you are a virgin
twister is literally pre coitus game
>>55406528
>you will never have a mom and grandma that hosted IRL straight shota Loli MILF gangbangs
WHY LIVE
Kristen Bell as the mother
Annasophia Robb as the daughter
Amber Heard in drag as the daughter's boyfriend with the 10 inch penis.
>your dick will never be newsworthy
>Ms. Lendhardt also told Ms. Amirault that she has shared photos of her and her current boyfriend having sex with her 16 year old daughter
Wait am I reading that right? The mom and her boyfriend had sex with the daughter? MUH. DICK.
Any pics of the daughter?
>>55406886
>Any pics of the daughter?
Girl on the left. And the area where they live is an extremely white area of Georgia.
>>55401131
This is cringe gold
>>55404568
She is a sw in Tampa now
Don't get your hopes up she does not look like this any more.
>>55407055
So that qt had sex with her milf mom and her milf moms boyfriend? My fucking dick.
>>55399797
You were literally a pedophile. If the genders were reversed you would still probably be spending time now.
>>55406468
>>55406528
So apparently she spilled the beans on herself?
> "she was still "horny" afterward so she brought her sex toys out in the living room and began to penetrate herself vaginally and anally in front of the group."
WHERE WERE THESE MOMS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP?!
>>55406886
its actually really ambiguous
i read it as the mother shared pictures with her daughter of the mother and a boyfriend having sex. this is what the dailymail said.
i say 'a boyfriend' because i dont even know if it's the daughter's boyfriend or the mother's boyfriend (she has husband who's in the military but who knows).
>>55407223
>WHERE WERE THESE MOMS WHEN I WAS GROWING UP?!
fucking teen chads. nothing new
>>55400546
>wow you're really sick and disturbed
>let me describe all of these sick and disturbed things I want to do to you as punishment.
10 inches > 5 children
there needs to be a porn of this. i dont know who the actor could be. maybe that skinny faggot that fucks other faggots, danny d.
the woman would be krissy lynn. the daughter idk
>>55407846
>Not Brandi Love playing the mother
/tv/ is truly the plebbiest board
>>55408163
obviously it should be desirae
>>55406468
Read again, shitlord. She had the party, then lost the kids, then went to AA, then spilled the beans to her sponsor.
Somebody ratted out the MILF and then she confessed to the wet towel, who then repeated the story to the investigator.
>>55399230
What is wrong with her damn collar bone ffs!?
>sponsor snitching
that ain't gangster
>people defending the mom
Is this some form of white knighting to some shit?
>>55399797
Dear Misandrynistic Sociopath Ladies,
Please stop pretending your sociopathic misandry is ‘feminism’. You’re making them look bad.
Regards, someone who would like to keep their penis.
The moral of the story is, don't trust AA to keep you anonymous.
>>55406788
I don't know. My dick is freakishly small, maybe the people would enjoy a story like that. Boost their self confidence.
>>55411595
Modern social degeneracy.
Anything sexual must be defended, or you're a misogynist somehow.
>>55412327
Or people just find /ss/ hot
>>55400444
that's not hot, anon - you're just desperate
also, this lady probably cooked her frontal lobe with years of alcohol and is so disinhibited you could probably convince her to fuck a dog
>>55412411
Nah man, it's obviously the Jews with their mind control rays. No way anyone would find something I don't like enjoyable.
>>55407223
fucking your 10 inch dick classmates
>>55399797
nah, i think i've seen this anime before.
nice try though.
>>55399230
Someone has to tweet this to someone in the porn industry. It would hilarious if was made into a brazzers or reality kings scene. Just switch the age from 16 to 18 and make the mother-daughter to stepmother and stepdaughter.
>>55412652
I think director dick bush and pornstar danny d browse /tv/ someone should tweet them the image
>Ms. Amirault stated she struggled to keep an expression to portray she was not judging Ms. Lenhardt when she told this story.
Ms. Amirault is better than me, I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.
So the 10inch bf was black right?
I need confirmation for full analysis
>>55412883
There is something about this post that is just so awkward and uneeded
Am i the only one that thinks this?
>>55412883
Since she is a women im sure she would have been terrified. As a man i would been turned on and try to fuck her.
>>55401247
Supposedly thats her on the right. As jenna bodnar said in the pic "YOUR TALLER THAN YOUR MOM"
>>55407223
Please stop posting Desirae Spencer she is my pornfu and I have already beat my dick raw today.
There's no way he was 10 inches. I mean did they get a ruler out and measure him ?
Also the only source is her daughter, and women suck with spacial reasoning, especially the new generation of retarded sluts.
My guess is he was probably 8inches max. 10 inches is just too rare, possible, but rare. Literally not 1 guy in porn today is 10 inches.
What's your guys thoughts?
And yeah I'm fucking jealous fuck this gay earth
>>55413132
keep living in your cuck fantasy world, both guys were white. it is just like that ASMR girl that got doxed and scared now & is now quitting Youtube. everybody was making up lies about her being with a black guy and it turns out she is married to an Asian man.
>>55413469
Danny D is ten inches.
I am also 10 inches, 6'4 and buff.
when will American cinema finally allow big hard penises on the silver screen?
>>55413524
Danny D isn't 10 inches
You do not realize how large 10 inches actually is.
Danny dong is about 8.5 but he is very skinny and his thin hips.
And I doubt you're 10 too
>>55399797
ZARAGOZA
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>>55399230
Damn it what fucking neighborhood does this bitch live in?
I'm surrounded by old ass baby boomers and never see any hot milfs around
>>55413588
I am 10 inches, 6'4, and buff and really really handsome.
>Gone Girl meets porn
would watch
>>55413588
I'm 7 inches and danny d is waaaaay bigger than me. Yes I have a ruler.
To those that want pics of the mom
>>55413518
Which asmr girl?
>>55413697
Or you can just get in this thread i made on /b/ and chat with the guys about the whore
>>>/b/610416525
>>55413700
Springbok
>>55413743
>>55413697
would smash/10
>>55413697
another of her
I see perfectly good, fun threads that get deleted all the time and then this symphony of shitposting is here for 200 posts and counting just because OP used the word "biopic".
>>55399230
>she will never be your mom
life is suffering
>>55413743
it is hilarious she got a eyebrow piercing and nose ring
>>55399230
>Come on, let's party
Imagine dropping that line with a close up of her then cutting to the hedonism in slow motion with ominous music, so much potential
>>55414009
fuuuuck she's bangin'
>>55414046
>WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Go write in your livejournal about it faggot.
>>55404660
Turbo kek
>>55413743
Ugly white piggu. Superior Asian woman never act this way. White piggu woman disgusting unless 2D.
>>55414109
>ominous music
Now you're making me think the whole night should end in a murder. Maybe they kill someone somehow and the rest of the movie is a mingling of regret over the murder and regret over the sex they all had.
You could actually do some intense Christian symbolism. All sin leads to death.
>>55414046
>I see perfectly good, fun threads that get deleted all the time and then this symphony of
>le mad cunnyfag is mad XD
>>55414137
I don't see why your shitposting should stay up while mine doesn't you fucking cunt faggot.
>>55400866
then you would be tortured for being a faggot
>>55414171
No I'm not a... I won't even repeat that word. Stop projecting you fucking pedo scum.
>>55414184
Because we're better at it, bitch. Get good or go the fuck home you whiny faggot.
>>55401790
>movie would be called Ex-Tight End
>would have a double meaning
>>55414206
I'll go home and fuck your mom cocksucker
>>55414205
lol then what fun threads that get deleted are you talking about. what have they deleted you, some teenage actresses feet thread maybe?
>>55414232
Good luck pushing Jamal out of the room you faggot fuck.
>>55399230
Dat's my fiance you're talking about!
>>55406119
>lad
OP here, WOW didnt think the thread would last this long
Anyways, have fun with this. Lol.
New thread
>>>/b/610436861
>>55400444
Out of that whole story, thats the part you have a problem with?
>>55406305
She started the blowing.
