ITT: Post images that would make a good movie
>On Saipan in the Marianas Islands, he advanced ahead of his unit with a bazooka and destroyed a Japanese emplacement which was firing on his company. Several days later, he single-handedly attacked and killed two groups of Japanese soldiers. On July 7, Baker's position came under attack by a large Japanese force. Although seriously wounded early in the attack, he refused to be evacuated and continued to fight in the close-range battle until running out of ammunition. When a comrade was wounded while trying to carry him to safety, Baker insisted that he be left behind. At his request, his comrades left him propped against a tree and gave him a pistol, which had eight bullets remaining. When American forces retook the position, they found the pistol, now empty, and eight dead Japanese soldiers around Baker's body
>>52744194
Based
>>52744128
Can't really post any relevant images, but let me pitch a story anyway.
Anyone here familiar with the town of Whittier, Alaska? It's known as "the town under one roof", mainly because it's residents all live in the exact same apartment complex. The only way in is through a small tunnel, which only goes one way.
I'm thinking, what if there was a vampire movie set in this sort of one-roof town? Like a claustrophobic 30 Days Of Night.
>>52744194
>eight dead Japs
>GI-issue 1911 pistols can only hold seven in the magazine and one in the chamber
Fucking based.
>>52744247
Sounds neat. Maybe a murder mystery though
>>52744177
Should have just blown all those hillbillies away. Conservative tears would have been great. I don't care if it costs us in 2016 or not.
>>52744276
I could go for that. Something like Fargo.
Also, something about the life of Mad Jack Churchill. The only confirmed man to score a Longbow kill in WWII. Always went into battle with a Scottish Longsword and bagpipes.
Played by either Johnny Depp or Benedict Cumberbatch.
>>52744446
Fucking statist
>>52744593
At the same time I don't want my fucking tax dollars to go to someone who leeches off federal lands and yet claims to be anti-federalist
>>52744128
Movie about drug dealers in this futuristic city
>>52744703
Tekkonkinkreet
>>52744734
Oh shit, didn't realize this was already from a movie, thought it was just a pic
i'll have to check it out
>>52744444
Isn't that just a lesbian Lost in Translation
>>52744748
I don't think that image is from Tekkokinkreet. It's is artistically similar however. TK isn't really about drug dealers either, though I seem to recall there is an element of drug dealing in it, but it's far and away from the main focus.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Saragarhi
>Gurmukh Singh, who communicated the battle with Col. Haughton, was the last Sikh defender. He is stated to have killed 20 Afghans, the Pashtuns having to set fire to the post to kill him. As he was dying he was said to have yelled repeatedly the Sikh battle-cry "Bole So Nihal, Sat Sri Akal" (Shout Aloud in Ecstasy! True is the Great Timeless One). "Akal," meaning Immortal, beyond death, the Supreme Creator God unbound by time and non-temporal.
>>52744763
I'd love to see it
>>52744247
>>52744494
Try Attack The Block.
>>52744852
I wouldn't mind seeing an R-rated movie about a kid who goes full Punisher/vigillante against bullies hurting nerds in his school.
All gore, kids getting their heads cut in half, guts, screaming with Batkid running around with a sword and mask. Mite be coolas a Rorschach prequel.
>>52744247
Some place like this would be cool, I like the dirty crowded city look.
Maybe some zombie-type savages start fucking shit up in this city
>>52744928
Meant to post this pic
I've always liked this image but i've never been able to find a source for it. It looks like it would make a pretty good movie though.
>>52744444
Quints say fund it.
>>52745014
upvoted +1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kar%C3%A1nsebes
>Austrian army is scouting for the Ottoman army, finds Gypsies instead
>Scouts proceed to get blackout drunk with them
>A group of Austrian Infantry arrives and demand some Schnaps for themselves
>Scouts will have none of that, set up make shift barriers around the barrels
>One guy fires a shot
>Infantry proceeds to battle their own scouts
>Someone shouts "Turks"
>Everyone flees
>Turkish camp sees the fleeing troops
>Commander thinks they are under attack, orders artillery fire
>Soon everyone is fighting everyone
>The Austrian army proceeds to retreat from itself
>The Holy Roman Emporer is pushed of his horse into a creek
>Two days later the Ottoman army arrives
>They see 10.000 dead austrians and have no idea what's going on
Of course no one in modern times would know who he is unless they gave a flying fuck about history
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>>52745197
>mfw reading about diogenes fucking with other people
>>52745184
Forgot the image
yup
>>52745255
The guy was a legend, it would be a great movie
definitely a horror film
>>52744128
>someone hands me a cheese sandwich
someone fucking fund this
>>52744444
can't you get your hand off your cock for one fucking minute
>>52745299
The original neet troll.
Plot: Battle Royale/Hunger Games between everyone in this picture
>>52745277
Old(ish)fag detected
>>52745438
Yea I like this artist, Cool movie would be a guy walking alone through a hell-like maze, kinda like the ending of Last Crusade. Trippy IMAX shit
>>52745499
how about a movie or documentary where this guy just fucks up a bunch of annoying pests
>>52745184
>The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!"
>>52745562
jesus christ
>>52745619
Moot's uncle?
>>52744948
"Pepe Pee is truly a piece of remarkable film, I give it 2 thumbs up"
silskel "the fist" roper
>>52744878
Battle Royale is already a movie.
>>52745619
Is the article trying to suggest that should be able to withhold money from winners due to a criminal record?
That's retarded.
>>52744942
That picture is fucking great
>>52744964
I've never understood why there hasn't been a movie about this guy.
>>52745767
A interesting court drama could be based on that
>>52745819
Because he fought on the Axis side.
>>52745862
From what I understood he was just trying to keep the Russians from annexing any part of Finland
>>52745966
Group of friends are hiding in their secret hangout in the school, zombie outbreak happens. Kids go on zombie killing massacre.
CODE RED
Directed by Edgar Wright
>>52746019
On the surface it's a comedy, but beneath that veneer is a powerful story filled with emotion as the children are confronted with loss of innocence.They all die at the end. All the women in the audience cry.
>>52745994
Are you questioning the benevolent Bolshevik liberators?
>>52745994
It doesn't matter, most of Hollywood are Jews, they're not going to make a movie glorifying a guy who mowed down the Soviets in WW2, ie their allies.
Also most Americans don't know shit about the Winter War so they won't really understand how Finland is supposed to be good when they're killing America's WW2 allies.
>>52746052
That would be cool to have a night of the living dead type ending where you think the main character is the lone survivor but then he is mistakenly shot by the police
>>52746133
"Those fucking assholes better show up"
>>52745966
damn that reminds me of that film bugsy malone with all the kids
completely forgot about it
a zombie apocalypse in that style would be pretty cool
>>52746163
Yeah, I could actually imagine a film like this having a lighthearted air about it.
Then something major happens, like a kid or two dies, while the film continues with its lighthearted tone, and the audience realizes that it's because the kids are still young and innocent and can't, or refuse to, see the situation for what it is.
Then in the end, there will be only one or two left, and it looks like it'll turn out sad, but they'll hold onto that innocence at the last moment, and go out on another lighthearted note. Which will make the film all the more tearjerking because it means the kids died happy and innocent as they lived.Directed by Christopher Nolan
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>>52746329
You nyukkah
>>52746315
I get that its meant to be that theyre just killing time (pun intended) until the guy dies, but I like the whole thing about how if you challenge death to w/e and win you get to live. it would be an interesting way to end the movie if the angel wins and they nonchalantly agree to visit him again in a year
The true story of a post 9/11 road trip with Marlon Brando, Michael Jackson, and Liz Taylor
>>52744128
>>52746842
>http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2011/05/liz-taylor-michael-jackson-and-marlon-brando-star-in-escape-from-new-york
>>52746468
Brilliant.
We'll call the movie based off this image....Alien vs. Predator.
>>52744194
First thing that came to my mind is war pig.
>>52746842
>sha-mone lizzayyy OW kiss mah bad self HEE HEE das rite sha-MONE marlone OW yeah marlone one baaaaad motherfucka das rite HEE HEE we's runnin from nine eleven das some baaad shit rite der lizzayy OW CHA sha-MONE HEE HEE KISS mah bad self OW nine eleven some ign'ant shit marlone das rite motherfuckin sha-MONE
>>52745197
>Don't throw rocks at the whores. You could hit your mother.
Too based.
>>52745562
Oh God
You coundn't make this shit up if you wanted
Directed by Wes Anderson
>>52747038
>>52746315
>>52746483
I'm pretty sure there is a black&white movie about that.
>>52747329
Seventh Seal? I haven't seen it but I think that's what you're thinking of.
Also pic related.
>>52744790
20 Oscar nominations for 2015 already.
Simo Hayha movie > American shitter.
>>52744247
You mean Rec., right?
>>52744942
You know, I'd love to see a The Raid-esque movie but more sci-fi in this place.
>>52745243
>Fez is canned
>how Phil Phish started the apocalypse
"What if America went undiscovered" or something
>>52745296
Wouldn't she be looking if he's looking away?
>>52745277
How does polar bear know what apples is?
>>52748930
I'm currently reading a book on pre-columbian Americas and this would be an amazing idea for a movie.
>>52744777
Basically Blade Runner
>>52747018
That doesn't count, is from that taiwanese news cartoons, I want a real movie fuck you.
>>52748746
but Guild Wars Factions already exists anon
>>52745562
oh my god
>>52748930
half the fucking indians didn't even invent the wheel by the time whites got over there
retards
>>52749425
The whites who came didn't invent the wheel either. Retards.
>>52749425
What part of "alternative history" didn't you get
>>52745260
>Turks vs Austrians
>posting a pic of Turks vs Greeks
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Dentures
coming soon to Lifetime
I would watch the biopic on the life of a black breton yazidi roman emperor.
>>52744878
I...I can see it. With the girl in the absolute center thinking she's the main character but in actuality second from the left in the same row is the girl we follow.
>>52745619
He's now living in a shotacon mansion.
>>52748746
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>>52750345
>tfw was a member of the invade sealand forum /k/ set up in 2010 before it got shut down
like boyhood but for a dog, doghood
same dog filmed for 12 years
>>52750871
>>52750246
combine them, GOAT hachikocore
>>52751022
so in the end the dogs owner gets frozen in carbonite and turned into a bench statue? and then the dog must find his own way in the world?
>>52745862
the winter war isn't the same as ww2
>>52746104
that's what exposition is for, besides americans are perfectly willing to see soviets as the bad guys
>>52744878
Asians are so fucking ugly
>>52746133
i need the image of the britongs reunion of /sp/
it was funny as shit. i dont remember well everything but they were the defenition of austimo.
>>52745184
>>52745613
too bad it probably didn't actually happen
A movie about Godzilla, only his head alone is the size of Australia
>>52751665
>giant Zilla (not true Godzilla)
>gets shrekt by missiles
then what
Pamperchu biopic.
>>52745227
Looks like Christmas in my family.
>>52751289
Exposition isn't enough for Americans. Look at Fury:
>every fifth shot is a tracer so you can see where you're shooting
>hurr fucking lasers in WWII
Americans have to spoon fed information so fucking bad and have their dribble cleaned up to boot.
>>52744128
>wanting to advance into 12 enemy tanks
at least the driver had his shit together, just eat your cheese sandwich and be quiet
![Christian-Weston-Chandler[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hftnSpA.jpg "Christian-Weston-Chandler[1].jpg")
>>52751734
CWC biopic, including his search for love, his transition into a lesbian and his fall into crime. Directed by Almodovar.
Dr. Cop Lawyer
Top bantz
>>52751734
>tfw so gross that the other adult diaper fetishists think you're being gross
>>52744930
I miss gook.
Bill Watterson has so many cool drawings
>>52745518
>>52745499
>>52745438
Just make a Divine Comedy film.
>>52751648
>not the /brit/ meetup/.
>>52748983
fuck off nerd
>>52748608
that book is impossible to adapt to film
>>52751906
>directed by Almodovar
Yes please
>>52751661
Thank you for defending Austrian honor against filthy cracked articals.
>>52745438
I'm inclined to believe that Dark Souls was inspired by this picture.
>>52752233
it's was that one anon,but i was looking for the thread screencap.
>>52752134
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>>52744878
Oh God, is that what Japanese people really look like?
No wonder they all fap to cartoons.
They really are a doomed civilization.
