IF I PULL THAT OFF, WOULD YOU DIE?
>>51671092
Nothing can stop that now...FOR YOU
>>51671092
LORD VADER I'M DEMOCRACY
>>51671092
TELL ME ABOUT DARTH BANE
>>51671212
YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY MASK FROM ME!
>>51671212
Uh, you don't get to bring Jedi.
>>51671092
WAS KILLING ALL OF THE YOUNGLINGS PART OF YOUR PLAN?
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE AGENCY IS EVIL
no one cared who I was until I killed the younglings
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would use force lightning on a man... before throwing him out of a window.
NOTHING I SAID NOTHING
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
SOLO?
They work for the mercenary
The Mandalorian man
How would Episode I have changed if pic related happened?
NO
NOO
NOOOOO
>>51671447
CIA would've killed both Jin and Obiwan
Nobody would train Anakin
No one cared who I was till I put on the mask.
>>51671447
>We'll handle this.
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>>51671447
>Master Qui-Gon, I'm SITH.
>>51671494
NO ANAKIN, HE'S THE BIG GUY AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>They were trying to grab your droids.. they work for the hooded man
>Ben ?!
best thread of the week
BRAVO ANON
What's the most iconic dialog of the Star Wars universe, for you?
>>51671402
>>51671402
CALM DOWN VICEROY, NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR
>>51671363
He didn't fly so good.
Someone better archive this shit.
You're a sheev guy
Well congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan!
> He didn't fly so good
>>51671437
WHO PAID YOU TO NAB SEN. PADME?
>>51671922
>>51671447
>Oh, sorry, I was looking for bane
>Joins Jedi
Would /tv/ watch it?
>>51671876
A: 10
V: 10
Thanks YIFY
>>51671922
CRASHING THIS PARTY WITH NO SURVIVORS!
>>51672000
That's a lovely, lovely post.
A lot of loyalty, for a hired shapeshifter!
>>51671922
ROFL
NO THEY EXPECT ONE OF US IN THE WRECKAGE BROTHER!
>>51671212
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE CIA ARE EVIL
>"DARTH VADER WILL BECOME STRONGER THAN EITHER OF US!"
>effortlessly kicks Vader's ass decades later when old and frail
>but wasn't strong enough to kick Mace Windu's ass with same lightning attack when younger and stronger
>ergo Mace Windu is the strongest motherfucker in the SW universe
>>51671217
>TELL ME ABOUT DARTH BANE
HE'S A SITH GUY
>>51672194
WELL THAN YOU ARE A BIG GUY!
>>51672235
FOR TWO.
Where's... Pavel?
Is he alright?
>>51672207
/r/ing the version of that pic with cia guy, bill and ted, old vader and so on.
>>51672207
Isn't it canon that Windu was the most based lightsaber enthusiast?
>>51672299
It seems in your anger you were a hothead.
Now is not the time for podracing. That comes later.
>>51672304
Only got this
>>51671922
CRASHING THIS DEATH STARHEE-HEE HOH-HOH
HEE-HEE HOH-HOH
HEE-HEE HOH-HOH
>>51671623
NO
NOOOO
NOOOOOOO
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
http://youtu.be/dDhK0NqXrIY
>>51672318
Dr Sokolov, I'm FOX
>>51671447
YOURE PURE DAGNASTY EVIL, ITS JUST A FACT
>>51671447
If I cut that off will you die?
>>51672207
>implying Sheev didnt lose the fight in purpose so Anakin saw the scene with mace trying to kill the poor defenseless supreme chancellor
>>51672466
It would be extremely painful.
>>51672499
>He didn't die so good
>>51672299
>>51671922
>>51671402
tv i love you fuckers
>>51672299
oh ffs
>Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
"What is it?"
>Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age.
Father wanted to have this. That's a good one Obi Wan. Wasn't gonna tell the kid I stole it after I chopped off all his limbs...lol
Who do you wanna catch, Dooku or a big guy?
>>51672059
WHO PAID YOU TO SNATCH DR. AMIDALA?
>Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
>For you
>>51672929
kek
>>51672299
God damnit
>>51673027
>using /mu/ may mays here
you're lucky its my waifu
>>51672776
>Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool memeposting crusade like your father did.
"What is it?"
>Your father's Big Guy (For You) meme. This is the weapon of a Baneposter. Not as clumsy or random as Sheevposting. An elegant meme, for a more civilized board.
>>51672000
lol'd
Peace has cost you your strength. Love has blinded you!
>>51671847
I don't know why but I lost my shit to this. bravo
>>51673328
what did my sides do to you?
Posting in epic bread
>>51673462
found him stupidly quickly
>>51673657
GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE
>>51671890
why does he say this if he didnt throw him out the door?
>>51673657
>>51673462
Is CIA in it or is it just Nolan?
>>51673352
a hot head?
>>51673462
WHERE'S BANE?
I haven't been here for like a year....
Good to see you haven't changed /tv/
>>51672304
Will Bane posting ever stop giving
>>51671513
What if CIA trained Anakin?
>>51673886
Do you feel in charge?
>>51672776
>Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
"What is it?"
>Your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age. I stole it from your father after chopping off all his limbs lol.
"What?"
>>51671092
Luke...help me get...this sand out...
>>51675169
>implying this wouldn't be a better line.
>>51671092
isnt that the question of the day
>>51671411
Jesus that ain't even shopped
BRAVO LUCAS
BRAVO
Ikari-kun I'm WILLE
>>51676924
don't worry (not) charge for them.
>>51673935
I've seen this image a dozen times and I've never noticed the plane towing the other plane.
TELL ME ABOUT THE SITH!
WHY DO THEY USE THE RULE OF TWO!?
>>51679193
plot device so theres always old mastermind evil + guy who personally fights the protagonist evil
>>51679257
Do you think the new trilogy will have a lotta lolalty for a non-canon plot convenience?
>>51679193
It's dynamic duo.
>>51679369
The masketta force sensitives?
>>51679409
No one cared who they were until they put down Qui-Gon.
>>51672378
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>51672416
Was getting caught by Volgin part of your plan?
>>51679356
Dunno man. Perhaps it'll be wondering why someone would sell a franchise before throwing in as a creative consultant.
>>51672299
It seems... they expected one of us in the wreckage...
>>51671212
>>51671092
>gagging noise
You're...a big Sheev Luke
>>51676924
If I pull that spear off, will Kaworu die?
>>51671890
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEBODY WOULD ELECTROCUTE A MAN, BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT OF A WINDOW
Spain?
I really, really like this thread
>>51671092
You would have to use extreme force
>>51672194
It's over, we have the high plane!
>>51680543
the legion of CIA grows each day
Maine?
>>51671922
Crashing this deathstar...with no survivors
>>51680593
>>51680543
>>51680563
Master skywalker...have we started the fire?
>>51671538
>you don't get to bring a good friend
>>51675212
return_of_the_jedi_2019_blu_ray_edition.jpg
>>51672299
This is the first Banepost that's made me laugh in months.
Is..is it coming back?
VEIN?
>>51681136
If I pull those veins out would you die?
CRASHING THIS STAR DESTROYER WITH NO SURVIVORS!
bane posting is best posting
TAYNE?
>>51681189
it would be extremely veinful
>>51673462
Been looking at this for 20 minutes and I can't find him. Spotted Nolan though.
>>51681262
You're a vascular guy.
>>51671411
I'm confused, is top or bottom newer?
top looks 'better' for some reason it matches better, but the bottom looks more modern.
Either way I'm glad that scene was cut. It makes Jabba seem Weak
fucking glorious thread
>>51672580
>>51673791
I just found Nolan.
>>51672033
>Star.Wars.EpisodeIII.Attack.Of.The.Clones.mkv BRRip YIFY 36mb
>>51672166
Look at all that sand getting all over him. No wonder Vader stayed on the Star Destroyer and didn't go down to Tattooine
>>51673911
NOW GO GETCHA FECKIN' SANDBOX
>>51672207
Why the fuck does annakin have this shitty look on his face? That cocky smirk. Why the hell would he be hanging with obiwan and yoda like things are ok or he is wise
he ruined everything and tried to kill obiwan
he killed all their little children students brutally
what the fuck he is a massive prick shitstain of Jedi, him coming around would be like a curse
>>51681709
>Why the fuck does annakin have this shitty look on his face? That cocky smirk. Why the hell would he be hanging with obiwan and yoda like things are ok or he is wise
>he ruined everything and tried to kill obiwan
>he killed all their little children students brutally
>what the fuck he is a massive prick shitstain of Jedi, him coming around would be like a curse_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ it's like poetry ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
How do you go from this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT1f64RHmp0
>>51682053
HE'S A PIG GUY
>>51682137
IT'S A PIG STY
>>51671447
Okay /tv/, I'm finally going to ask.
Where the fuck is that guy from?
I keep hoping to see someone directly reference the show or movie that guy is from, but he's in pretty much every thread and I'll I've learned is he thinks someone is a big guy.
>>51682282
Honest question. How long have you been on /tv/?
>>51682282
I've been wondering this too.
I think he might be from one of the X men origin films, I'll have to do some research
>>51682318
Maybe 2 years?
My best guess is he's from The Wire.
>>51682422
There is absolutely no way you've been on /tv/ for 2 years and don't know who that guy is.
>>51682453
He's only ever used as a meme, and I typically avoid threads about shows I haven't seen.
I don't think you know who he is either.
>>51671411
There are two Greedos in the background.
What the fuck Lucas.
>>51682282
Exactly how new are you?
>>51671092
of courshe
tell your sister.... of courshe
>>51673462
>all those extras
Bravo Nolan, truly the biggest since the silent era
>>51672207
>>51682282
Same poster. I figured it out - he's from The Dark Knight Rises. I've actually seen the movie once but have absolutely no memory of him being in it. Now I understand why his posts are usually followed by Bane...
>>51673328
>Never. I'll never turn to Sheevposting. You've failed, your Sheevness. I am a Baneposter, like my father before me
>>51682748
His name is Bill
>>51682776
So be it...
...big guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXDF_0bVpP4
>>51671092
IT WOULD BE WHERE THE FUN BEGINS
does the fire rise once more?
>>51672493
Lucas confirmed that Sheev actually got rekt by Dindu and wasn't merely pretending.
Stay cucked Sheevfags.
>>51683159
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXDF_0bVpP4
But later he says everything is going according to plan, meaning he meant to look like someone about to be murdered by a jedi anakin hated.
>>51683252
Yeah he played up how vulnerable he was with his "OH GOD ANAKIN PLS HELP HE'LL KILL ME." but he did actually get his ass kicked
>>51680397ur a comedy hunk
>>51682133
Nice dups
>>51679074
Holy fucking kek
>>51681552
>hates sand
>drags burned wounds through volcanic sand, basically sandpapering himself
its like poetry
>>51672369
what the hell
>>51673462
FUCK TELL ME WHERE IS CIA IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR 60 MINUTES GODDAMN
>>51682133
>tfw someone saves your OC and gets dubs with it
>>51679751
lmao, vaders cheeky look
>>51682605
kekked
>>51673462
30 seconds muthafuka
>>51682706
dude bigots lmao
Okay I'm not new to Bane posting but why the eff are we calling the Emperor Sheev?
>>51685943
george lucas revealed thats his name
>>51680692
holy fucking jej
>>51685943
Oh God that's his first name they gave him a first name????
>>51682706
ONCE MORE THE MEMES WILL RULLLEEE THE GALAXY
Im liking all of this. This is a great thread
>>51685984
>>51685991
>>51685943
No wonder he went to the Dark Side. He must have been bullied all over Naboo for having that name.
>>51685943
>>51686051
>>51685991
>>51685984
/SHEEV/ SLEEPY
When is /tv/ going to band together and actually write a screenplay using all of the characters from all of the ebin memes?
>>51686163
>tfw this will never happen
>>51682570
>all rodians look the same
u racist muthafucka
>>51685315
Littlefinger?
>>51672299
>“Doctor, do you have a family?” Pavel replied in a hurry, “Yes, yes: a wife and two children. I miss my family so, and I’ll do anything to get back to them! Please, promise me that when this is over you’ll come back for them! Just… don’t trust these men!” Wilson looked closely at the doctor and nodded gently, “I promise. When this is over, I will get your family to America.”
Fucking based CIA.
>>51673352
You know what they say...
>>51673935
>>51682706
No no Jobs, cunny and Louis C.K. need to go.
