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when will it end
>>51662051
when she's too old for him to fuck
>>51662051
>balls deep
>who's hand is that under her armpit?
When /tv/ stops being jealous of himSo never
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
It hasn't even begun.
>>51662051
who is this guy and why did his image keep get posted on this board
>>51662101
That's Dan's cock
>>51662299
Dan "Shit in her mouth" Schneider.
>>51662358
AKA Dan "Rape Her, Kill Her, Hide Her" Schneider.
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>>51662299
Dan "Two in the pink, one in stink, wanna career? suck my dink" Schneider
Why do they let him even work with children?
Dan "No Means Yes" Schneider
Dan "Put Your Feet On My Meat" Schneider
Dan "The tighter the brighter" Schneider.
>>51662051
Damn, for a second I thought he was chilling with a certain, (ahem), goddess.
Dan "Get in the Van, I want your can, I'm a bad writer but they keep getting tighter" Schneider
Dan "the best thing about twenty eight year olds is, there are twenty of them" Schneider
He's too high up, he even cucked the first black president.
>>51663028
fyi, michelle is a post-op
Living the Dream
>>51662358
Dan 'makes them scream like a town cryer' Schneider
Dan 'better put your daughters panties in the dryer' Schneider
Dan 'if you tell them what I did we will call you a liar' Schneider
Dan 'leaves their pussies burning like a fire' Schneider
Dan 'prepubescent girls admirer' Schneider
Dan 'they were all virgins prior' Schneider
Dan 'teen starlet aborted fetus sire' Schneider
Dan 'likes them so short they belong in the shire' Schneider
Dan 'from allegations of pedophilia I'll never perspire' Schneider
Dan 'don't expose pedowood because I know guns for hire' Schneider
Dan 'the statutory rapist' Schneider
Dan 'all inside her' Schneider
Dan 'The Coke Can' Schneider
Dan 'Rough Rider' Schneider
Dan 'The Little Sister Fister' Schneider
Dan 'Suck harder' Schneider
Dan 'Get in my van' Schneider
Dan 'The Man' Schneider
Dan 'Open wider' Schneider
'Dirty' Dan Schneider
>>51663909
"The Ghost of USC"... Fucking Dan has her first. So lucky.
>>51664239
>tfw a drunk horde of horny frat boys are smashing her wasted creamy body right now while you fap to a pic of her.
Kill me now…
>>51663028
He's like a fat Jimmy Savile.
>>51664239
>those spit strings will never entangle your dick
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>51662299
Dan " Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
>>51662051
look how tightly he's gripping her
she doesn't stand a chance
>>51664444
That's because he's the American Jimmy Saville, and thanks to Hollywood corruption being leagues above BBC corruption he'll never get caught for it
>>51662051
His hand's round her waist right?
Dan's favorite Miranda Cosgrove movie is School Of Rock.
>>51662051
He just takes these pictures to taunt the world, he knows he's untouchable he probably laughs his head off seeing people online speculate on the full scope of his escapades.
>>51662051
never
yall niggas need jesus
>>51664605
Well we know he never tapped that one. She only likes black dicks.
>>51662051
can't you guys recognize him for the talented individual as he is
>>51664633
>dat ass flash
>>51662051
Dan is a saint. How dare you even suggest he has done anything wrong!
>>51664622
>"Dirty" Dan "the man"
>Caring about girls preferences
lol
>>51663028
holy shit
>>51664699
"Now you're legal"
Her face says it all
>>51664699
>the 18 send off party
Dan is one of the nicest guys on the planet and you're all making him a monster!
>>51664746
why is she crying?
>>51664699
"you do realise now your legal you're fucking dropped, right?"
>>51662051
>when will it end
never, British politicians/judges literally kill children in satanic rituals and no one cares, the same shit goes on in the US
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/dec/18/police-claims-vip-sex-ring-murder-three-boys
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>>51664754
you know why...
>>51664534
Saville didn't get caught though. People only spoke of his crimes after he died.
>>51662051
So, like I know this girl on a Nick show. Should I be worried for her?
Or get in line for sloppy seconds?
>>51664746
Christ he looks fucking evil
>>51664746
>>51664754
Shit she is crying. She even has a tissue in her hand
>>51664855
That's still a failure, they're going to be building statues and children's hospitals for Dan after his obesity and high adrenaline life style gets to him
>>51662051
>>51664746
>tfw you will never have forcy fun time with Miranda
I envy him so much
>Tfw spears teen pregnancy makes more sense now
>tfw
>>51664699
He put a picture of her on the cake.
So he could eat a slice of her in front of everyone.
The whole cast gets a piece, but Dan somehow has a special piece with her feet on it.
He winks slyly at her and adds "now that you're 18 I don't need this delicious flavor ever again".
She cries a bit, knowing that it's time for her to be kicked up the foodchain of perverts if she wants to further her career. There's only so much ways to debase herself for Nickelodeon.
http://www.pajiba.com/think_pieces/how-the-rumors-that-nickelodeons-dan-schneider-sexual-abuses-his-teen-stars-grew-into-internet-fact.php
Whoever wrote this is obviously a fa/tv/irgin
>>51664239
>The Ghost
imagine all the cum that has caked that hair at college parties
This is from a video where he forces her down on the ground in front of everyone. Claiming it's because he was dared to tackle her.
Nobody writes you, Dan.
We know who comes up with these ideas.
people in entertainment never turn out to be pedos
In all seriousness, Dan is pretty fucking creepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sduX3i9zokg
>>51664986
>implying
>>51665024
Entertainment and politics, Jim. Entertainment and politics.
>>51665057
>this is obviously absurd, right?
>not even the most selfish of Hollywood parents would allow their children to be abused
>for money and fame
Hate to break it to whoever wrote this but parents routinely do much worse than make their kid suck a bit of dick for stardom.
They could be made to suck dick for 100 bucks. Probably even less if it's some crackhead's baby.
In Eastern Europe they do "child modeling", masturbation material for pedos, for peanuts.
I'm pretty sure the incentive is much greater for even the chance at Hollywood stardom.
>>51664746
>tfw she has a monster, meanest foot long Dildo named Dan
time to fap
>showing his power in front of the whole cast
Sl
I'm done
>rumours
>>51664239
I don't get the reference, "Ghost of USC"
>>51665149
the fuck
>>51662299
>>51665149
What is happening here
>>51665241
It.
It, is happening
>>51665222
>the fuck
>>51665241
>What is happening here
Perfectly innocent children's programming.
It's all in good fun.
You'd be a fool to suggest Dan is making his foot porn and broadcasting it to children on mainstream TV just to assert his power and to get his jollies.
These are necessary artistic choices to tell the story.
Tfw Dan creates the purest resolution of his backdoor work with nickelodeon 100k cams and is unable to sell/spread it
Tfw u will never see a 4k resolution of Miranda's Pussy
>>51665331
>Tfw u will never see a 4k resolution of Miranda's Pussy
Dan doesn't make pussy porn my friend.
He is a man of taste and refinement. But you can rest assured those feet have gone up his ass.
Fresh Dan content.
>>51665348
This is the picture.
Backtrace it if you want.
>>51665213
>not knowing infamous Miranda's college stories
newfag?
>>51663028
HE JUST CAN'T
KEEP GETTING AWAY
WITH THIS
>>51665361
Same girl. Later got a role on kiddy TV.
It was necessary for her foot to come out of the bubbles seductively right?
That's needed in this scene.
well what would you do in his position
>>51665454
>>51665454
turn myself in via manifesto
>>51665454
My job?
And not rape children.
And not insert my jerkoff material in a kids' show.
jesus christ we need to save these kids
>>51665454
Same thing, I'm only jealous.
>>51665045
>Christ. That's incredibly fucked up. Even more so considering what Rolfy turned out to be
>>51665488
Let's make this happen
>>51665484
oh man someone please webm that scene
>>51665484
>Rough Rider's job
>Not rape children
Contradiction
>>51665045
>And then he bummed all the children to death. The End.
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>>51665488
>jesus christ we need to save these kids
It's not exactly unknown.
But the powers that be protect them.
>>51662051
>mfw you're all vilifying a man merely following his passion for film making and bringing joy to kids of all ages.
Not being funny either. It's shit like this that's causing the decline in male primary school teachers and stopping guys from going up to lost kids in order to help them.
