I'm working on SW7. Here's the deal: We're allowed to talk about material that's been already released. I'm going to reveal as much as I can about the trailer, hopefully without breaking NDA.
I'm going to describe the scenes chronologically.
>1. 2nd scene is just after the star destroyer crashed on Tatooine. Droid P-R (pronounced PEAR or PIERRE) is rushing to the crash site. You can actually see the star destroyer's wreck's reflection in the droid's eye. He isn't looking at the camera to be cute, he's looking at the wreck. It's the very beginning of the movie.
>2. Stormtroopers are a part of a mission to retrieve the cargo from the wreck. It's a very important cargo. The main baddie is with them, though not in the shot - it mirrors the Tantive scene from ANH. First shot, there's Boyega among stormtroopers (he jumps out and deserts soon after), second shot is after they landed.
>3. 1st scene - After the attack from earlier scene plays out, it's the next day, Boyega, a deserter, wakes up knowing that he's now fucked.
>4. 4rd scene... Two scenes actually. First is from the beginning of the movie when Daisy's character goes to the star destroyer, second is when she got some interesting cargo, including Luke's lightsaber. She then drives to Max Von Sydow's place. As for his identity, it's very interesting. Let's just say he was in TPM and has a VERY GOOD REASON to be mad at Palpatine and the Empire overall. And he loves democracy, oh, he loves it.
>5. Millennium Falcon escaping from Tatooine with the "cargo".
>6. A Sith training scene. It's a very important scene, I won't disclose more, I'm sorry.
>7. Oscar Isaac's character looks distressed here because they're going for a mission to kill an important protagonist from OT. The "flying-over-the-water" sequence continues as he does a barrel roll and threatens other pilots that he's going to shoot them if they don't revoke the mission.
Have a nice day.
there are too many "official leaks" out there for me too believe this bullshit, sorry mate
nice fake faggot
>>51074801
>mhmmm I believe you, OP
This is all bullshit
>>51074801
>Droid P-R (pronounced PEAR or PIERRE) is rushing to the crash site. You can actually see the star destroyer's wreck's reflection in the droid's eye.
That's... probably true, holy fuck.
>>51075012
nice shoop
>>51075012
You ever been to a store and looked at the security cameras? Just the actual imaging device encased in the shield, you cork.
>>51075012
There's even a concept art piece of a crashed star destroyer, interesting.
Good job OP, you made me doubt if you're full of shit. Maybe you're only half-full of shit.
![r2w_1080p.mov_snapshot_00.30_[2014.12.01_17.58.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kKDIFHz.jpg "r2w_1080p.mov_snapshot_00.30_[2014.12.01_17.58.41].jpg")
>>51075052
not a shop, confirmed. shit is getting interesting
>>51075087
Yeah, no.
I kinda believe OP. He gave a pretty good reason why so much stuff about the trailer is leaking. Gonna screencap, why not.
>>51075233
>shut in who's never been outside his home confirmed.
>>51075052
It's there, OP is speaking the truth, at least some of it. I'm 99% positive there's a Star Destroyer reflected in droid's eye.
JJ, you brilliant mothercucker.
>>51075351
that could be anything, you're seeing it just because you want to see it.i want to believe though
>>51075351
I don't know, it doesn't really look that similar.
Jesus fucking Christ.. I remember the days when people actually tried to sound legit.
>>51075012
seriously?
Would Max Von Sydow be Chancellor Valorum ?
>>51074801
>First shot, there's Boyega among stormtroopers (he jumps out and deserts soon after), second shot is after they landed.
>After the attack from earlier scene plays out, it's the next day, Boyega, a deserter, wakes up knowing that he's now fucked.
pic related
>>51074801
tell us about crossguarguy. why does he...
this movie is too fucking far away.
>>51075581
Hard to believe it. He looked like he was 50 as Chancellor. He'd be like 110 years old.
>>51075506
I still see a star destroyer.
>>51075773
According to other leaks he's a cyborg, they can live a little bit longer than normal people, I think.
>>51075631
It's not like stormtrooper armor is sticky or something.
>>51075631
90% of it was inhaled in those massive nostrils
>>51074801
>Let's just say he was in TPM and has a VERY GOOD REASON to be mad at Palpatine and the Empire overall. And he loves democracy, oh, he loves it.
Max Von Syndow confirmed for playing Old Jar Jar?
>>51074801
OMG IT'S LIKE POETRY
>>51074801
Who is the character played by Serkis?
It's gonna be like remake of A New Hope except dark side is now good guy?
>>51076380
space gollum
>>51075581
That's... Possible I guess? There were rumours that they were going to cast Terrence Stamp and some people commented on Valorum's return, but then he decided he isn't really into acting any more.
>>51074801
>>51074801
I hope you're lying because this movie sounds like shit.
>>51076543
>even going to reddit to find stupid shit like that
seems like he's not the only one that needs to go back :^)
>>51076426
no, it's gonna be a remake of the phantom menace except annakin is now a girl and padme is a black stormtrooper and everyone else is jewish or black
and the only white people (cause jewish people aren't white) are the evil empire who are all plae shut-ins and genocidal maniacs(remind you of anyone btw?)
according to /pol/ at least
>>51075012
Looks like the Taj Mahal to me.
>>51076566
to catch a faggot you have to act a faggot
>>51074801
>As for his identity, it's very interesting. Let's just say he was in TPM and has a VERY GOOD REASON to be mad at Palpatine and the Empire overall. And he loves democracy, oh, he loves it
If it's Jar Jar I swear to God I will murder JJ.
>>51074801
>Let's just say he was in TPM and has a VERY GOOD REASON to be mad at Palpatine and the Empire overall. And he loves democracy, oh, he loves it
Holy shit..is Bale Organa somehow still alive? He could have been off Alderaan when it god sploded.
Velorum would be too old to still be alive..
>>51076675
Organa wasn't in TPM.
>>51076613
>>51076675
if anything, it's Valorum
" a Human male who served as the Chancellor of the Galactic Republic..."
"...Valorum was murdered in a terrorist bombing on the Star of Iskin, orchestrated by the Sith Lord Darth Sidious."
>>51076675
It makes sense for Valorum.
And age wouldn't mean shit if he made himself into a cyborg.
>IT WAS MEEE PALPY
>IT WAS MEEEEE THE WHOLE TIME
>>51076709
Yeah we was in a meeting wasn't he? Sitting in a chair?
>>51076730
Why would he be a cyborg..?
>>51076613
Imagine the surprise and butthurt when the evil masked Lord of the Sith takes his mask off in the final scene of the final movie of the new trilogy and it's Jar-Jar?
>>51076729
That was my first thought because I love Terence Stamp so much. I'd be really mad if they replace him with Max von Sydow.
>>51076782
I'm not the least bit kidding when I say I would kill him.
>>51076758
Well it look like he was murdered
>>51076729
And if he wasn't actually dead, he would probably need a new body.
>4. 4rd scene... Two scenes actually. First is from the beginning of the movie when Daisy's character goes to the star destroyer, second is when she got some interesting cargo, including Luke's lightsaber. She then drives to Max Von Sydow's place. As for his identity, it's very interesting. Let's just say he was in TPM and has a VERY GOOD REASON to be mad at Palpatine and the Empire overall. And he loves democracy, oh, he loves it.
Thank you for confirming Supreme Chancellor Valorum
>>51076853
its not holy shit cool like SpoilerMan alluded to. whatever.
>>51074801
>Oscar Isaac's character looks distressed here because they're going for a mission to kill an important protagonist from OT.
This is driving me nuts. It better not be Chewy.
>>51076853
who the fuck cares about valorum?
what importance does he have to anything?
>>51076883
Has to be Leia. Why they would do it is the question.
>>51076530
Yeah, I remember something like that, cool.
>>51076887
Revenge maybe? Though I don't know why anyone would want to bring him back as no one gives a shit about the character.
But then JJ is a hack..
>>51076914
Maybe she fell to the dark side.
God the nerdrage will be enough to cause a black hole if that's the case.
>>51076925
there are some SW weirdos that get really into all this side story politics shit. to them it'll be OMG NO WAY I WAS WONDERING WHAT HES BEEN UP TO!
>>51076952
SpoilerMan said she's leading the Republic at this point. Fucking 13 months wtf.
>>51076878
Honestly who else could it be? Not Boba Fett for sure, he wasn't a "prequel character". Dooku got his head cut off. There weren't really that many prominent white male characters in prequel trilogy besides Jedis that would matter.
>>51076758
In canon Tarkin novel it's said there was a bomb attack on him which officially killed him. He could've survived and be remade into a cyborg.
>>51076608
keep telling yourself that redditard
>>51076965
I always just took the fact that he was murdered as a perfectly logical explanation for the fact that no one ever needed to see that non character again.
Actually shit here's a thought..what if it's one of the Nemoidians?
>>51076995
>In canon Tarkin novel
it's not canon anymore
>>51077005
make me
>>51076995
how is that novel canon? only the movies and tv shows are canon
>>51076736
Yeah, starting with ATOC.
>>51077041
I don't need to force you to do it dummy you're happy to do it yourself.
>>51077068
New comics, books and video games will be cannon alongside the movies and cartoons.
All the EU is just it's own pocket universe
I hope mon mothma comes back
>>51077069
Shit. Organa would be way better than shitty ass valorum.
>>51077006
they have the beef with Palpatine but i dont know where loving democracy would come in.
>>51077091
I just want to btfo newfags like you though
>>51077113
>>51077069
Think about this. SpoilerMan mentioned that the character was both physically in and REFERENCED to in the prequels. So perhaps a reference to him in TPM and then he was physically in AOTC. I don't remember any though.
>>51077097
>>51077113
I don't know. Mexican Organa was a pretty bland character overall and we saw his planet getting blown up.
Not that Valorum was particularly interesting.
>>51077154
But why would Sydow play that guy. It's definitely Vallorum. He has the right look.
>>51077020
>>51077068
It's canon, it's the first book from the new canon.
http://jonnegroni.com/2014/04/29/make-way-for-the-new-star-wars-canon-with-these-expanded-universe-novels/
>>51075773
and max von looks like he's 110
I'm surprised harrison ford even agreed to do another star wars movie, he seems to genuinely hate it.
>>51077189
I wouldn't be surprised if Han dieing and finally putting Ford's involvement to rest was part of his contract.
>>51077189
He doesn't hate Star Wars, he just hates the fans.
>>51077114
Oh yeah..
>>51077154
Could it be a jedi maybe? Are there any unaccounted for that were in that council meeting off the top of your head?
>>51077113
That's true, but wouldn't he be Kira's uncle? As he was adopted father to Leia...
Valorum, while a secondary character, was much more important to the plot.
>>51077116
you haven't done that in any way though, it would be impossible since I'm no newfag newfag
>>51077189
Ford hasn't been in a successfull film for I don't know how many years. The last was probably Indy IV and he basically was begging Lucas and Spielberg to do it.
>>51077020
its one of the first books of the new canon.
They wiped slate clean, to just movies and clone wars show.
But everything else since likes rebels show, tarkin book, upcoming marvel comics represent the new canon
watch the real teaser here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB9WhQPTD_w
>>51076613
Jar Jar Abrams
>>51077164
Just because Alderaan was sploded it doesn't mean he was on it. He could have been on Coruscant..but since he wasn't in TPM I guess it can't be him anyway.
>>51077239
keep telling yourself that redditard
>>51076853
It's Obi-Wan, he manages to come back in an organic body but the process is messy and he needs cyborg parts to complete what's missing.
>MY ALLEGIANCE IS TO THE REPUBLIC, TO DEMOCRACY!
>>51076853
wouldnt he be dead of old age by the time of this movie
>>51076883
Nobody would give that much of a shit about killing a space dog.
>>51077263
TOR is canon also
>>51077287
Or you know..could just be a force ghost.
But McGregor hasn't been attached to the project.
>>51077270
Of course it's possible that he wasn't on the planet, but it was strongly implied and never corrected in the OT. It would be just really dumb storytelling. Valorum at least is never seen again after Episode I and we know nothing what happened to him after that.
>>51077312
He's supposed to be dead via bomb much less dead of old age.
>>51077335
Yeah, I remember reading that he would be interested, which I found kind of surprising since he also seemed fairly discontent with his involvement in the PT. Guess he needs money to.
>>51077332
nope
>>51077341
>t would be just really dumb storytelling.
bro..it's JJ Abrams
> Valorum at least is never seen again after Episode I and we know nothing what happened to him after that.
We do, he was blown the fuck up.
>>51077287
>Obi Wan comes back and needs mechanical parts
>The mechanical parts come from Vaders body
>He uses Vaders helmet as well
>The dark side power of the armor slowly corrupts him
>"There's been an awakening...the dark side"
Holy. Shit. JJ you genius bastard...
>>51077395
>We do, he was blown the fuck up.
Is this film-canon?
>>51074801
HE LIVES! HE SURVIVED THE COMMUNICATIONS DISRUPTION
>>51077388
Except is. Confirmed by multiple sources.
>>51074801
Is Boyega a real Starship Trooper???
>>51077312
How do you know he ages like a human? He could be a humanoid alien
>>51077421
No but it's literally brand new canon. Why would they change it so quick other than just completely not giving a fuck?
Disney expressly has the goal of organizing the canon after so many years of Lucas just YOLOing through it.
>>51077395
>We do, he was blown the fuck up.
Where do we learn that? In some shitty EU book? I though those weren't canon anymore anyway.
And apparently that character is now a cyborg anyway, so whatever. I'm not even particularly impressed by the possiblity that it's actually Valorum, I just prefer it to Organa.
>>51077443
except it aint
>>51077428
>Dave Palpatine
THIS SHIT BETTER NOT BE ON WOOKIEPEDIA
>>51077287
But will he have the high ground?
>>51077418
The only way to bring people back from the dead is the dark side and no dark side user ever wanted to bring anyone back but themselves.
>>51077428
YES! This man had a gift and we need it in the new triology, to guide our main characters!
>>51075631
sand doesn't cling to slick plastic dipshit
>>51077428
I was thinking of this guy too.
But he would be 110 or someothing.
>>51077454
>He could be a humanoid alien
Wrong. He's a regular human.
>>51077469
This particular shitty EU book is canon. It came out after the cutoff.
>>51076298
Fuck you, you stupid racist neckbeard.
>>51077418
>Darth Maul still isn't dead
>Cyborg Obi and Cyborg Maul fight one last time
>>51077617
Maul is definitely dead, thankfully.
>that shitty as arc in TCW
>>51077505
most useless character ever
>>51077513
the ex chancellor then, the one who was chancellor before palpatine
>>51077388
It is, to an extent. Revan is mentioned in Clone Wars and Tarkin novel extensively as a "third path of the force", Darth Bane even appeared in Clone Wars as a force ghost.
>>51077698
Valorum, the human male.
>>51077724
clone wars aint canonical no more
>>51077650
Pretty sure he survived in the Canon comics after he gets captured by Palpatine in TCW.
>>51077470
>dat denial
Sorry. Hasbro confirmed that it is Disney canon. Suck on it.
>>51077782
you're wrong, champ. learn to live with it.
>>51077760
If I see him in this movie I'm just going to give the fuck up.
>>51077802
He's in the fucking trailer you literal retard
>>51077760
There aren't any canon comics yet. Not until January when Marvel starts releasing their Star Wars comics.
All existing Star Wars comics are non-canon.
>>51077830
That better not be him, all i'm saying.
>That feel when the Darth Bane rumors are true
>That shot in the trailer is Darth Bane "awakening"
>The saber is fucked up because its old and in bad condition.
Transsexual, old, revived, Amidala?
>>51077418
I am willing to bet that this trilogy will involve Darth Plagueis and Palpatine will end up returning somehow.
Palpatine gave me the legitimate creeps.
>>51077421
It's in the first new canon book. I don't think they would mention something like that if it didn't matter.
>>51077832
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Star_Wars:_Darth_Maul—Son_of_Dathomir
It's nonmarvel but it's canon because it's based on stuff TCW would've covered had it not been cancelled. Same goes for those rough episodes that never released with complete cgi on Utupau on Star Wars site.
>>51077754
Clone Wars are canon.
>>51077968
nope
Inb4 Jar Jar
>Jango Fett
>Valorum
>Bail Organa
>Yarael Poof
>Sio Bibble
>Ric Ole
>Count Dooku's robotic head
>Little Anakin's friend in TPM
These are the main possibilities for Max Von Sydow's character
>>51078108
Maybe Anakins mom isn't really dead.
>>51078092
http://www.starwars.com/news/the-legendary-star-wars-expanded-universe-turns-a-new-page
Movies, Clone Wars, Rebels and the upcoming comic books and novels are a part of the canon.
Daisy = Kira, Han and Lei'a daughter
Boyega = Deserting stormtrooper
Oscar Isaac = X-wing pilot man
This is, from what I know, the main trio so far.
Max von Sydow = ??? Maybe the collector who is holding Vader's helmet at the end? Rumors are that he is some sort of cyborg guy with dementia or something.
Andy Serkis = Ominous guy who felt the Force awakening
Driver = Kira's brother? Sith guy with cross saber?
Domnhall Gleeson = no idea, but probably not a bad guy. Maybe some sort of grungy fuck or another rebel?
Black chick = Some sort of sith villain
Brienne = chrome stormtrooper?
>>51077968
Just stop arguing with him. He is le epin troll because he just goes around shouting that nothing is canon.
>>51078206
it says nowhere that clone wars are canonical, just accept you're wrong.
>>51078108
What about... Qui Gonn?
>>51078108
>Jango Fett
No head.
>>51078228
"This includes the six Star Wars episodes, and the many hours of content he developed and produced in Star Wars: The Clone Wars. These stories are the immovable objects of Star Wars history, the characters and events to which all other tales must align."
>>51078108
He's some drunken cyborg guy.
I think this is the concept art for his character.
>>51078231
Could be, but why not just do Obi Wan then since no one like Qui gon?
>>51078268
Too young for Von Sydow, that's probably Serkis's character.
This is either Luke or Driver's character.
>>51078231
Body is ashes and is a ghotst now
>>51078294
Serkis's character is force sensitive.
I think there are four, maybe five total force users:
Kira (concept art pictured above)
Sith with mouth mask and regular light saber (concept art)
Driver's character (cross guard)
Luke
If there's going to be a fifth user it'll be that black chick I think
Just watch this. --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGuZ4tHxqA
>>51078371
Uh Leia?
>>51078419
Oh yeah.
There's also rumors that Boyega starts using a light saber halfway through the film, too.
>>51078475
/tv/ will be mad as fuck that there's a black Jedi.
The fact that there were already multiple black Jedi won't occur to them.
>>51078377
stop spamming your shit all over the board, you mongoloid fuck
>>51078294
But he's playing two characters, one of them is a CGI character.
>>51078525
Oh, then it's this blue guy then.
He's also in another piece of concept art where Kira first uses a light saber.
>>51077189
>Turning down however many hundreds of millions of dollars he stands to make
>>51076883
Maybe it's Han because he's helping the new kids act against the republics orders. Han says we're going to rescue Luke or someone who gets captured, republic higher up says kill them if you have to to keep them from fucking up a deal with the empire or some shit
>>51078610
yeah I'm sure harrison ford is strapped for cash
>>51078610
>hundreds of millions of dollars
Yes anon, he's making 100% of the films gross.
>>51076298
BAHAHAH
>>51077754
Yes it is.
>>51078207
There was one thread about Brienne being a chrome trooper. And Domnhall being her yesman lackey of an officer.
Which is really a shit.
Domnhall would make a good Ben.
And I never really particularly liked Ben, he was okay.
>>51078656
He's Harrison Ford, what else did you expect?
>Implying it won't be in the billions
>>51078705
The Chrome Trooper is an inquisitor. Basically a storm trooper who uses a light saber.
>>51074801
>4rd
Yeah no
>>51074801
Hmmm, just took a look at the droids eye, looks like you might - MIGHT - have some merit. The rest of the set looks like it could work, too. There are lots of spaceships around and it looks like there is a fence cordon.
>>51077257
>he was begging Lucas and Spielberg to do it
Source?
>>51077553
the fuck?
are youa nfucking nigger?
>>51078833
literally reddit: the post
>>51077503
but it does cling to sweaty hair, skin and the folds of his armor
you stupid cuck
>>51078965
ok bud
>>51077443
>confirmed by multiple sources
>there is not a single source given
tep lal m8
>>51079005
typical reddicuck response
>>51078305
That's Sydow
>>51078268
That's the junk dealer that Sydow buys his stuff from
Sydow's identity will "shock" viewers apparently, so it can't be Valorum. People won't know who the fuck he is.
>>51078760
Yeah, it seems like a combination of a couple troopers.
And early art for Star Wars, had troopers with sabers.
>>51078636
This. Ties in with the rumor that Han & Chewie are piloting a Star Destroyer. Put it together.
>Empire kidnaps Luke
>Demands almost reasonable concession package from Chancellor whoever
>Sends Chancellor Luke's hand to raise the stakes
>Chancellor hesitating, calculating, politicking on advise of Vice Ngyongyo
>Han says fuck your deals, am going after mah bro
>Commandeers Star Destroyer
>He gets Luke back but wait!
>On the return trip, Chancellor scrambles x-wing squadron to interfere
>Oscar Isaac dissents but is only one man
>Squadron brings down Star Destroyer over Tattooine
>Republic and Empire scramble to get to Luke first
>Boygabooga deserts his retrieval party, Kira races towards the crash site, Isaac zooms in hoping to rescue Han, Chewie and Luke
>They all converge
>End of Act 1
Bonus: ChancellorLeia Organa
Need halp on Chancellor's compelling motivation for sending X-Wings against you-know-what without Chancellor being evil.
>>51079180
There are some flashback sequences.
Who the hell can it be? There just aren't many white human males in prequels.
>>51078305
That's Boba Fett, mirroring the scene when he held Jango's head.
>>51079365
>it's a Frankenstein mix of Jar Jar and C3PO
>>51079364
>Chancellor of
>The Same Republicnot the new one
>>51079469
Wut?
New "crew":
Kira (Luke + Leia)
Boyega
Oscar Isaac (hot shot pilot)
Domnhall Gleeson (rogueish character)
Nyong'o (Luke's apprentice)
That weird ball droid
Von Sydow (Cyborg collector guy)
Blue alien (voiced by Serkis)
Evil guys:
Andy Serkis (Big Bad; mysterious sith who takes on Driver as his apprentice)
Driver (Pilot who falls to the dark side; wears mask and has cross guard light saber)
Christie (Sith Inquisitor; killed by Luke at the end of the film)
>>51074801
Should just rename the movie to
Star-Cuck III
>>51080043
you are a pathetic coward
instead of quickly killing jj and changing filming world forever, warning disney with the chaos that genociding whites entails-- you sit here and post
go on
kill jj
murder him in malibu, his house address is on the web
kill jj
murder jj
you can do it as he arrives home from post production,
quick shot to the head, or slitting the throat
murder that filthy kike
>>51080043
epic maymay
>>51080171
le ebin edgy post :^)
>>51080228
nice try, /pol/
>>51080463
is this b8? fuck /pol/
>>51080659
cuck detected
THE GRAVE ROBBER IS DARTH MAUL YOU DUMMIES
>>51080750
>cuck
nice meme my friend :^)
i literally just figured out the movie so screen cap this post (obviously major spoilers)
it's rumored that the force is out of balance and because of that luke is having trouble keeping his shit in check
it's also rumored that luke is killed by the "good guys" at the end of the film
we know there is a sith lord happening, and now it's rumored that the shot is a training sequence
in the trailer this sith guy's saber is going crazy, making weird noises and having subtle lighting type stuff going on
so...
the sith you see in the trailer is luke skywalker
he is training himself, and the reason the lightsaber is so strange in behavior isn't because it's a prototype with exhaust vents, but because the power of the force is so strong in luke that it is fucking it up
he's probably has a light/dark thing going on because we know that the force requires balance
the movie is as follows: a bunch of shit happens, a bunch of nostalgia checks are hit, but fundamentally it's just about a big "empire" type reveal that the sith lord is luke, and this forces han and everyone to do the unthinkable.
>>51080901
>the movie is as follows: a bunch of shit happens, a bunch of nostalgia checks are hit, but fundamentally it's just about a big "empire" type reveal that the sith lord is luke, and this forces han and everyone to do the unthinkable.
Is Luke a good guy at the same time?
>>51081122
sort of
he's like his father
bad but good underneath
part man part machine
it's like poetry
it rhymes
>>51076887
he's the key to everything
>>51080901
>Dark Empire
REV UP THEM PALPY CLONES
>>51079519
>Blue alien (voiced by Serkis)
wrong
>>51081256
>muh sides
why the fuck did I find this so funny?
Can you just answer what everybody wants to know.
Does the ugly looking ape-like black creature have muh-dik relations with the attractive white female in the film?
If they get together I'm done.
>>51074801
This actually sounds legit, because I know his description of Ridley/Sydow/Droid is completely accurate.
>>51081646
Coz you're 12, a normie and a samefag. Here let me show you
>meesa side
y ping fuck dick fondles soapy Annie?
>>51081827
jej show your tits or fuck off
>>51081828
>y ping fuck dick fondles soapy Annie?
Literally kill yourself
>>51076887
I think they don't care no one gives a fuck. I think they're just trying to get some common elements across all three trilogies so they look like they're part of the same story
>>51074889
He's right about everything.
Well...I don't know about that last part with Isaac.
>>51077270
>I couldn't risk revealing myself, the emperor would have come after me and killed me
Problem solved
>>51075104
All of the things he's mentioned have been mentioned before in confirmed leaks and in the concept art. Except the Oscar Isaac stuff...BUT they did mention he has a conflict with another pilot.
So he could just be extrapolating. Notice his biggest details were about the opening and the droid? That's cause where all the leaks came from (design department and people who worked on the desert set). Notice we haven't really got shit about Han and Leia etc?
>>51081895
see? samefag
>>51081828
>meesa side
>y ping fuck dick fondles soapy Annie?
My ribs are digging into my diaphragm from heaving laughter! I am doubly perplexed to my body's reaction from rebbing what you wrote!
Lol where are these confirmed leaks apart from the concept art?
>>51080043
i will never get tired of shit like this
would of fell out of my chair if you spoilered that louis ck image
>>51080901
>the reason the lightsaber is so strange in behavior isn't because it's a prototype with exhaust vents, but because the power of the force is so strong in luke that it is fucking it up
>he's probably has a light/dark thing going on because we know that the force requires balance
>>51080901
Weirdly enough, when I watched a .gif of that a few times, I kept on thinking that he walks like Luke.
He has some weird wide-stanced hitch in his gait that Luke had in Empire and RotJ.
>>51082012
>That's cause where all the leaks came from (design department and people who worked on the desert set).
So, design people are leaking all these information?
>>51081804
>attractive white female
>white
>>51085630
le edgy xDD
3 people mention democracy in tpm. Armidala, palpatin and bibble
>>51074801
>o the crash site. You can actually see the star destroyer's wreck's reflection in the droid's eye. He isn't looking at the camera to be cute
Just looked at the frame again
Motherfucker!!!
The silhouette of the star destroyer is there
>>51076551
Based on the description of like 3 scenes? You're stupid.
>>51086084
I have a feeling that it might be Palpatine.
What if Palpatine and Sidious actually were different people? That would be a twist!
>>51079180
I'm 95% i figured it out. i don't believe this should be spoiled for sure. i will say this, think outside the box.
>>51081621
the Sith is alien
>>51082118
SpoilerMan (TM). Dude is form production crew and gave us the goods yesterday. someone post the link to the archive,.
>>51077503
it gets EVERYWHERE
>>51087651
Would you like me to debunk every line in that thread? We only got ~70 more posts til autosage tho. But if /tv/ is seriously infested with babbies who don't yet know the art of writing spoilers, I will.
>>51078953
we won't tolerate this toxic behavior in our board, check your privilege white scum
>>51074801
>>51089011
Fuck off, normmit nigger.
>>51079519
>Still no MC twi'lek
Awwwwww
>>51077370
He probably just didn't like working with Georgie. I think you can chalk up a lot of the actors who didn't like being in Star Wars to that, minus Alec.
>>51075631
I don't like sand.
Still cant over how ugly that nigger is. I mean I know most pure blooded blacks are ugly as sin but he really takes the biscuit.
They cant possibly expect people to believe that the attractive white girl would find THAT hot surely?
>>51087684
underrated post
>>51074801
Did you see the George Lucas special edition? It's so dense.
>>51078509
You are so fucking stupid. Fuck off back to /pol/.
>>51089414
Gay Niggers From Outer Space is actually a good movie though.
>Luke becoming a sith
Kasdan is too good of a writer to write shit like that.. It defeats thI e purpose to make him fall to the dark side. He wrote ROTJ and there's no fucking way he is gonna contradict his own writing.
>>51087498
use spoiler tag then and tell us
>>51079405
Boba Fett is kill
>>51087498
Jar Jar, he was always the key to this.
>>51090262
he fell in the zarlac pit you dont see him die
>Protagonist is a young white woman who wants something more than her provincial life
>Has a wise old hermit mentor who collects artifacts
>Wacky robot sidekick named Pierre probably voiced by David Ogden Stiers or some shit
>Love story with a puckish rogue who totally has a heart of gold under all his sass
>Brienne of Tarth plays the main bad guy so probably a literal evil queen
BRAVO DISNEY
>>51089414
>>51090579
It's like poetry
It'd be great if somebody would leak images of the shit ton of episode 7 toys they have stock piled and ready to ship.
>>51087498
Palpatine and Sidious were two people?
>>51090583
yeah. right before leia killed zabba the hutt
>>51090642
I don't know if this would be terrible or bretty cool
>>51074801
What a crock of shit.
ITT: OP posts his bullshit fan fiction
