Design a better lightsaber than the new cross-guard one
>>50976677
Poisonous light, for those sneaky assassinations.
How about a lightsaber paintbrush, you get a nice lightsaber paint pallet when you buy it so you can change the lightsaber colour
reposting
im loving this meme xD
>>50976677
Why are you so shit at making threads?
Obligatory
Crab saber.
Body is the handle legs are the sabers.
>>50977182
>lightsaber gun
Ok that's actually kinda cool.
>>50977319
IT SHOOTS LIGHTSABERS
IF YOU MISS ENEMY GETS FREE LIGHTSABER
>>50977363
>>50977379
I actually LIKE the new lightsaber design because im not a fedora neckbeard who dislikes new things.
Even though the 'first' movie was shit, i really loved the lightsabre Darth Maul had. Watching that crazy cunt jumping around and spinning was really damn cool
get on my level jedi fags
>yfw light-chainsaw
>>50976677
using the power of music
reposting this one i made because it 100% would work
this image is literally 10 years old.
I designed this weapon by hand, and I believe its use of rapid projectiles will outclass any hand to hand weaponry.
if there is these force crystal things right, like an actual phsyical thing that helps emit this energy
doesnt that mean there should be a way to harness it/absorb the energy?
i mean if it is energy it can be transformed into other energy, right?
so why no make a lightsaber that just absorbs your enemies lightsaber?
>2014
>not pegging the Sith
It's over Dindu Noughan, I have the sabersuit!
>>50977420
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LOL
>>50977987
>>50977882
Who is thisgainsdemon?
>>50978106
im from /v/, pal
dont know samus? shes been my love since i was just a young boy.
she gets a lot of attention now because some bad games have her as fanservice.
she'll always be my strong amazoness though
so can i absorb lightsabers?
>>50977800
stop saying hand
Lightsaber Nunchucks
literally unstoppable
>>50978303
That second one would actually work pretty well.
>>50978593
I told you not to steal it!!
>>50978551
Holy fuck
>>50978244
Of course I know samus, but this is the first time I've seen such a masculine drawing of her.
>>50978551
>>50978696
This made me laugh for some weird reason.
>>50978730
>Jews
>Kosher encounters
>Rabbis of the Lost Ark
>J.T.
>Judaic Park
>Shaving Ryan's Privates
>Menorah Report
original idea here, screencaped
if you steal this i'll sue you fagget
patent pending
>>50978982
That's fucking stupid, worst design ever
>>50977773
>yfw orthodox were right all along
>>50978079
>>50979002
We found a winner
>>50977061
Holy shit, this was one of the few star wars books I've ever read, and it was like 10 years ago. Seeing this picture, I instantly knew who he was supposed to be. I could never imagine in my head how he was supposed to look.
>>50976709
>>50977869
Underrated post.
>>50979032
Now put light sabers on it
fucking fuck /tv/
I´m trying to fit everything of the last 3-4 lightsaber threads in one pic, but you just keep going...
>>50979404
Look at this memester
https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/2nomv6/tv_designs_lightsabers/
They are milking you /tv/
>>50979470
so whats new
>>50979470
oh those wacky 4channers
funny but i would never go on that sick website though, i don't want to get hacked lol
>>50979470
kek, so what? They can't come up with anything on their own so they paste it on plebbit. Doesn't affect us.
>>50979546
>Doesn't affect us.
>he wasn't here when they all showed up after the big bang theory comics
its one of the reasons why this board is like this now
The force holds the handle in place
JJ edition.
>>50979470
>TFW /tv/ will be designing lightsabers for the next 9000 years
>>50979627
KEK
>>50979627
shit son he means business
force-retrievable throwing/thrusting spear
>>50979164
save. Somehow I feel this image will be really useful in close future
>>50979627
>>50979657
Kek
>>50979775
kek
>>50979756
Should be a lightpilum that bends when it hits the enemy so they can't pick it up and throw it back
>>50979929
>light
>bending
I like the design though
>>50979875
Go to bed Chewie.
>>50979627
>>50979393
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>50979967
It's Roman engineering, they'd work out how to make it bend
>>50977061
is this a parody?
Can also be paired with a lightshovel
>>50979393
Jesus Christ my sides were not prepared
>>50980050
please fuck off back to whatever site or board you've crawled out of today
please
>>50977987
>>50978079
>chainsaw
>in space
>>50980082
>or board you've crawled out of today
it was probably /tv/
>>50979875
Here.
Thank me later for keeping your bow in one piece and your fingers intact.
I was waiting for someone to make this one. Enjoy.
>>50980141
That's fucked up and the weight is badly distributed.
>>50980171
>That's fucked up and the weight is badly distributed.
Same could be said about you
>>50980194
>>50980171
I can think of two perspectives you are talking about but both of them are wrong. Specify?
>>50980141
I'm sure all of /pol/ would love that design.
>>50976876
>>50980258
epic xD
>>50980258
>shitpostsaber
>>50980258
kek
>>50977642
>>50977987
>>50978079
>>50979002
>>50980071
hey guys what if we did a chainsaw lightsaber
>>50980247
So it incinerates the cum? I imagine that would smell fucking terrible.
Check em
>>50980251
Well for starters the iron handguard is literally useless. It serves no function because the lightsaber handguard is moved further up the sword.
Secondly the weight is badly distributed because the lightsaber handguard is too far from where your hands would be.
It'd be better if he moved both handguards closer together, but even then that design wouldn't beat the right one from >>50978303
>>50980358
>>50980400
Oh shit
>>50980400
>00
DAMN
still more practical than a lightsabre guard
>>50979775
my sides have been exonerated
>>50980455
Fucking NIGGER I was just about to upload the same.
>>50979967
>light
>bending
Nigger that's how a fucking lightsaber works, dumbass.
Also light fucking bends in real life.
>>50980455
No, it's not.
>>50980400
Whoa.
>>50978958
Have fun suing disney next movie!
>>50978303
the second one looks pretty nice actually
>>50980577
>>50980561
Imagine the killing potential of four rotating blades
>>50979393
I thought it was funny before I even realized.
you're a big guy
>>50980751
Looks like a woman
>>50980751
that actually looks like a better sabre design already,
it looks like it wouldn't be functional as a guard but at the same time wouldn't be a disability
>>50979585
This. Most people are immigrants from plebit and other boards like /mu/ and /pol/.
I think most people here don't even remember green oval and that shit isn't even old
would anyone use mine?
>>50980557
I was just thinking about this.
QT circus grills could do lots of damage
What do you think?
>>50980751
The sparks and stuff around the light look amazing. I wonder if all light sabres will look like that.
>>50980400
Damn son
>>50980841
the gun shoots a light saber btw
>>50980913
The lightsabers it shoots should also shoot guns which shoot more lightsabers
It's not that hard. Just make a cup hilt and cover it in laser.
I would just shut off whatever bullshit is stopping the beam.
That was easy
spin it over your head like a weed whacker or hold it like a kayak paddle
>>50980976
>stopping the beam
Nothing stops the beam! The beam finds its way
>>50980976
But you'd cut millions of stars in half if you swung it around. You could destory the galaxy by creating supernovas everywhere.
>>50976677
A spear and short sword would be the most practice designs by far. Cross-guard is just full fucking retarded, good luck fighting anyone.
>>50978244
>bad games
Pretty sure there's only one.
>>50980976
>>50981057
>But you'd cut millions of stars in half if you swung it around. You could destory the galaxy by creating supernovas everywhere.
Yeah, so? Isn't being a total dick to the galaxy part of being a Sith lord?
>>50981021
>>50980952
This one makes a lot of sense
>>50980887
Probably to an extent but that Sith lightsaber is supposed to look wild and unwieldy.
it was a funny day /tv/
>>50981302
>>50980952
That's actually a pretty fucking solid idea
>>50981302
>Dindu Nuttin
That actually sounds like a legit Star Wars name. Do they have an actual for his character yet? If not, it would be a good time to spread disinfo and make people think it's Dindu Nuttin.
>>50981302
>>50981344
very epic reddit
very epic
how about instead of a fucking melee weapon i use a gun that shoots lasers
a lightsaber would totally win tho
oh wow you arc them 45 degrees and its a zillion times less retarded.
>>50981302
Shit! you have discovered the deep secret of /pol/ and our secret love of browsing /tv/.
We are going to have to kill you now.
>>50980976
But the power output wouldn't change. You'd have the same energy spread over such a large volume it'd be meaningless. You'd do about as much damage as you would swinging a torch beam.
Why does he stomp when he takes it out?
Does it have a rip-cord start like a lawn mower?
>>50981344>>50981344
Never loose the high ground again!
>>50981468
>two of those are OC by me
I don't know how to feel
The only correct answer
>>50981455
>dramatic effect
a shark with freaking lightsabers attached to its freaking head
>>50981149become unstoppable
>>50981302
>>50981344
>>50981468
Hello meme man for Reddits. I've always wondered why do you people add the images of people laughing? is it like a laugh track sort of thing so I know when I should be laughing or something?
I hope this doesn't come off rude and thanks for reply.
>>50981457
Star Wars has changed.
>>50981607
It's supposed to be a sort of zeitgeist of the thread. Responses are part of the thread, thus they are in the collage.
>>50981587
The shark should be made out of lightsabers and you swing it around
>>50980952
>>50981254
>>50981351
If that's possible, then you can also wear a bell and just run around. Jedi don't need to see anyways, so just run and kill everything.
updated evil stick saber
>>50979380
>>50981672
stalin approves
>>50981713
Thanks, patriarch Costanza
say goodbye to your ankles
repost
baby needs binky
Lol that didn't take long. Reddit please fuck off.
http://imgur.com/gallery/8dmVc
>>50981302
literally reddit: the website
I'm running dry now
>>50982234
>I'm running dry now
We don't need to hear your fapping habits
why so rustled by reddit?
>>50980400
>>50982234
why are mirrors some kind of bullet proof shit?
just build an army of mirrors
>>50982285
why so reddit?
Designed for use in the middle east
donut steel
>>50981630
is it a laser exclamation mark?
>>50976677
oh you mean one that doesnt get its circuit chopped into pieces and destroyed once somebody decides to slide his own blade down that thing?
>>50982564
that looks like an evil flamingo
captcha: incunt cursory
>>50982444
>>50982564
>>50982640
What is this illustrating?
despite all my rage im still just a human trapped in a hamster lightsaber ball
>>50982718
suicide vest that fires lightsabers into the wearer
Also fitted to the turban
>>50982640
It looks like hot dogs
>>50982564
I noticed your scythe had a severe shortage of handguards which made it overly vulnerable.
Here, I made it better.
>>50980171
>the weight
>>50982234
>>50981688
i get it
>>50982786
You do realize their goal is to kill as many infidels as possible through killing themselves, right? The suicide in itself isn't the goal. They might as well jump off a bridge en masse.
>>50976677
I'm not even upset about the black guy in storm trooper armor, he probably killed a stormtrooper and is wearing it as a disguise, no problem.
But fuck that stupid lightsaber design.
>>50977448
>and you thought stepping on a normal lego brick in the middle of the night was bad
>>50982986
ben muhhamed affleck pls go
For those old fashioned bar brawls
>>50978244
>I'm from /v/
>>>/v/
please stay there.
>>50982808
>Hey, wait a minute! Those are lightsabers, Armor lightsabers!
>What kind of man wears Armour lightsabers?!
>It was a good idea J. J., but it's just not working.
>>50982511
11edgy4me
>>50977733
What does it mean?
>>50983932
orthodox cross
>>50978303
That right one would actually function effectively as a handguard and would cause devastating wounds if you ran someone through to the hilt. A clear improvement.
one badass fucking fractal
>>50979164
cross guard for your sword
>>50980400
wowwww
>>50981063
this is the only one in the thread i think would actually get put in the movie.
>>50983932
orthodoxy: the dark side of christianity.
>>50980956
but...
Can lightsabers bend?
>>50980258
MUH SIDES
>>50976930
i cringed.....
>>50977869
noice
>>50977420
Oh silly funny fellow, bless ye
>>50981063
what a good movie
>>50980400
god..........
>>50981672
HAHHA
>>50981941
>the handles in the 5th dimenion
>>50983148
Imagine the damage Jackie Chan can do with this.