So it will most likely turn out like this?
>Azog kills Fili
>Azog kills Kili
>Azog kills Tauriel
>Azog kills Thorin
>Beorn kills Azog
>Legolas kills Bolg
>>50465015
I honestly don't know how it will turn out. There's also DAIN? who might kill a few villains
>>50465168
>Billy Connolly as Dain, riding to battle.
My dick will be so fucking hard.
>>50465015
i don't know who those people are, except legolas
though i assume the pic is azogand i watched the films
>>50465249
Well you're a fucking faggot who should have read the book when you were a wee lad
Or you could rub two brain cells together and pay attention when you watch the shitty adaptations
>>50465015
>The Hobbit
>guessing what is going to happen
I fucking hate this piece of shit "trilogy" and the god awful decision to change/ruin the plot and spice it up/drag it out.
I could barely stand the subtle plot changes in LOTR that turned everyone into fags. At this point it's all just depressing and pathetic.
Peter Jackson can burn the fire filled depths of Mount Doom
why is he called A Zog.
Is Hackson 14/88 initiated?
>>50465296
but i did read the books when i was a wee lad
>using your brains while watching the hobbit films
no thank you
>>50465310
I loved it when Rohan saved Gondor, and then the ghosts saved Gondor, because apparently, Gondor can't save fucking Gondor, but a bunch of dead people and horse fuckers can
If Peter Jackson loves fucking pointless cavalry charges so much, why not just add the Swan Knights of Dol Amroth?
>>50465310
>the subtle plot changes in LOTR that changed everyone into fags
yes, if only Tolkein's original vision had been respected ;)
>>50465350
Then you should know that Fili and Kili are the two brothers that die, not a clue who Tauriel is, she's probably that elf slut that PJ added, Azog is the main orc who killed Throins daddio, Bolg is Azogs butt buddy or some shit, and Beorn is the big ol bear man
>Legaloas we must go now the pale orc is upon us
>You go
>Leave Azog to me
>>50465015
DUDE do you have more warcraft stills?!
>>50465407
haha epic toptier meme
>>50465372
Dude, where did you heard that song?
All these Jackson haters just being contrarian because MUH LOTR.
>Le tip
>>50465372
Skipping over an unecessary plot point that doesn't affect the story is a lot different than making Gollum sound like an autistic retard while fighting with himself, and turning Faramir into an untrusting dick who takes them to Minas Morgul just so we can see one more action shot of the Witch-king before they go all the way back.
>>50465662
>Minas Morgul
>Osgiliath
same difference
It's going to be a fun way to spend my birthday. This will be the third year in a row, too.
>>50465567
It isn't
> MUH LOTR
If he had made improvements, that would have been one thing, but instead he made pandering crap at the behest of jewish overlord producers who just wanted more ticket sales. That's why Peter Jackson sucks small jew cock, not because I'm some fedora tipping neck beard autist in love with Tolkien
>>50465296
>using your brain to watch a film
that's not how you enjoy a "fun" movie XD
>>50465015
Jackson would have serious balls to remove Beorn beating the shit out of Bolg.
Here's how I see it.
>Azog kills Fili
>Azog kills Kili
>Azog kills Thorin
>Thranduil kills Tauriel
>Dain II Ironfoot kills Azog
>Beorn kills Bolg
>>50465825
That doesn't mean it isn't true.
>>50465859
Bolg was barely in these movies, Azog was, if anything he will kill both.
>>50465859
It's pretty much confirmed that Beorn will appear, but chances are high he'll just be fighting/killing some of those big trolls rather than killing any major villain.
So who is this Dain?
Why does he become king?
>>50466170
TELL ME ABOUT DAIN
WHY DOES HE BECOME THE KING
>>50466196
>>50466170
Hey guys, nice spoiler tags.
Is the Hobbit canon with Jackson's LOTR films or is this something not explicitly stated and just assumed?
>>50466163
Never forget
>>50466213warning spoilersTHORIN KILI AND FILI ALL DIE
>>50466226
That isn't a big troll, though. I'm talking about something like pic related
>>50466170
Dain is the toughest motherfucker out of all the dwarves.
At the Battle outside Moria, he kills Azog (well, in the book atleast) at the age of 32, a feat since that's practically being a babby since dwarves become about 300 years old
During The Hobbit, after Thorin has reclaimed Erebor and the men and elves march upon the gates he sends after Dain, Dain answers the call and shows up with 500 hardened veteran dwarven warriors.
He also took part in the most crucial battle out of all battles during the time, during LOTR he hold against Saurons forces in the north, if he hadn't everything would have been different
>>50466226
Is this the same guy standing there?
>>50465015
Who the hell cares, these movies suck so fucking much only kids and manchild fanboys would care.
You don't give a shit about a single character in the whole goddamn triology.
>>50466305
Looks like it, he has a similar weapon
>>50466338
I care about the Mary Sue elf
>>50466305
>catapult slings is at the trolls assholes
Calling it, they're gonna shit in the slings and fire it towards the elves
>>50466213
Read the books, faggot. They came like 70 years ago. Might as well cry about Rosebud being a fucking sled.
>>50466357
Yeah because she's hot. The only likeable character is the one they made up lol.
>>50466373
Stop read-shaming, shitlord.
THREE STINKIN DAYS
>>50466422
FAGGOTY BREAD
>>50466422
>>50466431
Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.
>>50466493
You don't get to bring legs
the new movies are just awful
>>50465015
dunno, probably because what's so much more immediately clear is how
>Azog will be shitty and superfluous
Azog is wearing some sexy ass armor
>>50465015
Did he even do anything note worthy? He's just been chasing the dwarves around
>>50466569
They're not awful. Just.... average. People just have absurd expectations after LOTR.
>>50465378
TFW they fucked up Beorn so bad. TFW never get to see a screen adaptation of this Santa Claus looking badass motherfucker.
That part in the book was GOAT comfy but then they turn into like not even five minutes and the dude was like dark and brooding with mutton chops.
>>50466764
>tfw we didn't get Dogs serving food on two legs
Do we know how Thorin died in the books, or is it a mystery since Bilbo was knocked tf out? I can see Azog killing Fili and Kili or whatever then Thorin getting into some final battle with Azog where he kills him but is mortally wounded.
>>50466764
And a dreadful bullshit story about being the last of his species. Don't forget the dreadful bullshit story now.
>>50466805
Thorin is mortally wounded fighting Bolgs Bodyguard (huge orcs)
Fili and Kili dies defending him. Beorn charges there, picks up Thorin and gets him to safety then wreck Bolg and his bodyguards
>>50466764
>>50465662
>>50465310
Peter Jackson turns good characters into faggots.
>People caring about hobbit
Kinda autistic tbh.
>>50466823
But he was the last of his species. They just did not have him all hung up about it. Nah dude just wanted to run around the night as a bear killing stray goblins and eat honey. Also chill with all his animals
>>50466569
Nah they are not awful. they look awful I mean the CGI in some parts and the weird colors. Not the sets/costumes and shit though.
>>50466688
no they are not average
they are sub par/ maybe not as bad as awful, but unwatchable and puts me to sleep everytime i try to watch them. its just a haze of bad cgi
>>50465859
I'd fucking pay triple to see Thranduil kill Tauriel but don't shows and movies with big fan bases get their ideas from Tumblr?
>>50467005
I'd pay good money to see Tauriel's tits and Thranduil raping/murdering her
>>50466881
>But he was the last of his species.
By time of the original trilogy Beorn's dead but his son Grimbeorn is the chieftain/ruler of their people (the "Beornings"), at least some of whom still have the ability to shift shape.
>>50467005
sure, according to certain persons on /tv/ who want to feel persecuted and crave a manichaen simplicity
In the trailer it looked like Thranduil was slicing the fuck out of Tauriel over something. Hair care products no doubt.
>>50467108
He cut her bow, maybe because she was helping the dwarves or kili at least.
>>50467075
Beornings are just woodsman Beorn took leadership of they are not skin changers. And in The Hobbit he did not have a son. I assumed he just fucked one of the woodsman's women which is a scene I paid pay good money to see.
>Ten foot tall man-bear dude plowing the shit out of a five foot tall human woman
>>50467005
I don't know but this shot is in the trailer, it looks like Thranduil is cutting her neck or something, he swipes with his sword and the bloodspecks appear after he cuts her
>>50467209
I hope she gets raped by a thousand orc dicks.
Who's going to answer Bard's call?
Gondor?
I don't think the militia of Laketown can actually pose any threat to the dwarves.
>>50467277
Christopher needs to smack Hackson's shit.
>>50467277
i thought chris tolkein hates peter jackson and his movies?
>>50467209
Based Elves committing honour killings when their womens betray their race.
Peter Jackson didn't care about the Hobbit, he didn't want to do it, the execs begged him and gave him many sheckles. You can tell how little he cared for the project, unlike the deep passion he had for LOTR trilogy. Everything was generic CGI instead of the thousands of handmade individualized armor, chain-mail, weapons, stuff the audience didn't even see. Also black ppl, I'm not even racist, but there were black people in the Hobbit,a decision most likely by a producer. He just let the producer do what they wanted and collected money. You can't blame him.
>>50467317
That's shopped m8
>>50467317
JAckson is photoshppped into that picture.
>>50467332
I do not know why the Hobbit (the book) gets so much hate. How can you just like LOTR and not the Hobbit? You must have shit in your soul to not be moved by The Hobbit. I think it is the comfiest book ever
>>50467360
>>50467381
i'm a retard
>>50467332
>thousands of handmade individualized armor, chain-mail, weapons, stuff the audience didn't even see.
It's still there, watch the appendices
>Also black ppl
Laketown is the big market hub of the north. It's not too farfetched that a couple of Southrons were there. There's asians, too.
>>50467317
Once he saw the delicious breakfast deals at Denny's he changed his mind.
>>50467412
HOLY FUCK
>>50467412
>>50467412
I'd rather sit down to dinner with Beorn.
>>50467412
As much as I hate Americucks they sure do know how to make fast food
>>50467412
Fuck I forgot about this
>tfw your fathers life's work which originated from your bed time stories is now summed up by breakfast at Dennys.
That's gotta sting.
>>50465352
Gondor didn't save Gondor in the books m9.
>>50465662
Smeagol/Gollum was pretty much perfect and Faramir too thinking about the fact that he had to face the ring, but still managed to resists. This is a great contrast to his brother.
Wait, you're trolling aren't you.
>>50467277
Aragorn will arrive with Theoden's father to fight like Eowyn said in The Two Towers.
>>50467412
Wouldn't a Smaug's fire burger be something like roasted dwarf?
>>50467409
What about those Arab looking guys from LOTR? I'd rather see them there with their unique culture. But I guess those blacks and Asians were slaves.
Guys, I never read the books but from watching the trailers, why the fuck don't the dwarf/elf/human army just fall back into the mountain?
Then the orcs will have to funnel in through the gate where their numbers are useless and can be easily slaughtered by the entrenched defenders.
>>50467670
Elves VS. dwarves
humans VS. elves
everyone VS. orcs/wolves/trolls
>>50467670
Because Thorin, the leader dwarf, has Dragon Sickness (massive greed) and won't let anyone inside the mountain.
>>50467502
I'm not trolling, you are you fag. Are you bad at reading? In the book Faramir listens to Sam and Frodo and believes what they say right away. This speaks volumes to his character. In the movie Faramir is an untrusting dick and they make a completely unnecessary and utterly bewildering trip to Osgiliath just to prove what a dick he is. This trip does absolutely does nothing to further the plot, and when you think about how far they would actually have to travel to make such a journey and how much time it would take, it makes absolutely no sense. Smeagol's soliloquy in the book is thoughtful, insightful into Smeagol's motivations, and extremely well written. In the movie it is turned into childish comedy and just makes him look autistic and retarded instead of someone dealing with internal conflicts. Also in the book Theoden is proud once he awakes from the spell and wants to attack right away, but has to be convinced to go to Helm's Deep, and in the movie he's just a pussy that wants to go and hide at Helm's Deep. All of these points are completely unnecessary character reversals from the book and makes the characters look a lot worse than they are.
>>50467502
Except when all the other Gondorians showed up to help?
Do you think they'll stay true to the book and have Bilbo knocked unconscious and out for the entire battle or will he be hoping around shanking orcs left and right?
>>50468007
He's going to be popping niggas left and right.
I don't know who said it, maybe Martin Freeman, but someone said that Bilbo's gonna be real brave during the battle
>>50468048
>a scared little hobbit with no combat training or experience is able to fight larger and powerful orcs whose whole life is spent fighting and killing
in the trash it goes
>All the dwarves are completely unlikeable/uninteresting/cannonfodder
>Bilbo zero charisma/uninteresting
>Gandalf pure Deux Ex Machina
I've seen Uwe Boll films with better characterization.
>>50466764
The extended edition includes the introduction of the dwarves, though.
>tfw you will never see the swan knights of Dol Amroth, surcoats of deep blue, white swans emblazoned on their sucoats, steel armour shining, and wings emerging from their helmets
>tfw all you got was full plate armour infantry running around and dying
Gondor didn't deserve that, Gondor should have been fucking awesome, desperately struggling to hold their ground, but no, we got cowards that ran a lot and got headbutted to death
>>50467929
>how far they would actually have to travel to make such a journey and how much time it would take
That's true, but the ring's power over men is still shown in these scenes.
>but has to be convinced to go to Helm's Deep
By who again? And he didn't want to hide, but rather fight the battle there since it had proven success for earlier generations.
Hmm, the rest actually makes a lot sense, but I still don't mind Andy Serkis as Gollum. It definitely showed his inner conflicts I believe. They really exaggerated him for the Hobbit though.
>>50467993
Really? What the fuck did the ghosts and the Rohan army do then? Sorry, haven't read the book in 6 years or so.
>>50468048
Great, so the true reason for having Bilbo in the story is just gone by the end of the 3rd movie.
>>50467209
Actually, the bloodspecks are already there before he strikes at her.
And he's not cutting her neck. Tauriel was aiming a bow at him and he strikes it away
>>50468204
The ghosts just kill the pirates, then Aragorn goes there with a bunch of knights and rangers and they fight
>>50468204
If I recall correctly, the ghosts killed a bunch of corsiar faggots and secured the way for a shitton of Gondorian soldiers from southern Gondor to get to Minas Tirith, including Swan Knightswho are much cooler than gay ass rohirrim
The Rohirrim are still there, but play a smaller part I think
>>50468263
>>50468289
Jesus Christ, that would be so much more badass.
>>50466880
wut
>>50467075
>at least some of whom still have the ability to shift shape.
this was never stated and remained a mystery.
>>50468393
Yeah the ghosts showing up and just insta winning everything was BSI also have an obsession with Swan Knights
>>50467277
The Laketown milita could take on Thorin and co with sheer numbers, even if they are shit fighters most likely.
>>50468560
Yeah, they didn't even need the Rohirrim...
>>50468204
>That's true, but the ring's power over men is still shown in these scenes.
That's my whole fucking point!! In the book you can tell that Faramir is made of completely different moral fiber than his brother because he isn't tempted by the ring like his brother was. This is a strong and impressionable juxtaposition. In the movie he is turned into a dick.
"Here was one with an air of high nobility such as Aragorn at times revealed, less high perhaps, yet also less incalculable and remote: one of the Kings of Men born into a later time, but touched with the wisdom and sadness of the Eldar Race. He knew now why Beregond spoke his name with love. He was a captain that men would follow, that he would follow, even under the shadow of the black wings."
—Peregrin Took's thoughts after seeing Faramir for the first time
>>50467612
>Aragorn
Wait... Viggo is gonna be in the movie?
>>50468634
Yeah Faramir is fucking amazing, I'd follow him to death, though in terms of the films, I prefer Boromir, which just shows PJ fucked upand that Sean Bean is amazing
>>50468624
Yeah, Rohirrim helped a bit, but still probably got fucked over, and weren't actually all that necessary, that entire battle was to show the might of Gondor
>>50468204
Do yourself a favor and read the soliloquy then watch the scene again. Then cry dragon tears.
>>50468155
>Bilbo zero charisma/uninteresting
You think? Of all the people caught up in this debacle I think Martin Freeman really does deserve the appreciation he gets for his performance.
>>50468634
Holy...shit
I need to re-read the lotr books.
>>50468720
Maybe, but i liked the Faramir actor too.
>>50468289
Didn't the Swan Kniggits arrive before the seige and went inside Minas Tirith? Forlong the Fat did this at least. IIRC the pirate ships were loaded with Dunedain, the three hunters, Halbarad, Elladan and Elrohir.
>mfw no banner of the Evenstar.
>>50467412
>capitalism
Implying Bard drinks milkshake.
>>50468934
700 Swan Knights with the prince were there before hand
There were like 3000 total though, I believe aragon showed up with a party of Dunedain and shitloads of other Gondorians, including more rangers and Swan Knights, which saved the garrison, and the Rohirrim
>>50469081
It would have been fucking great if we could experience something similar in the 3rd movie as the 2nd one, when Aragorn meets the elf officer or whatever. Have Aragorn meet his Dunedain bros together with shitloads of other Gondorian soldiers with different armours depending on where they are from. Then have the swan knights ride with Rohirrim.
>>50469081
Yeah, Imrahil was the name of the prince IIRC. I really need to read the books again.
>>50469206
Yeah, would have been great, I miss a couple of minor characters too Imrahil being one, and the guard that storms through to save faramir after Pippin tells him that he's about to be burned alive
And one of the things I love most is heraldy, would have been great to see all the different flags and banners, and colours on surcoats
I have to get my kick from Total War and Mount and Blade mods for that though
>>50469217
Yeah I haven't read them in years, I could do with a re read
>>50468835
I'm sure he's good in other stuff but this was terrible.
>>50469319
Also, one issue is that it seems more like only Rohan and Minas Tirith representing men of the west and no one else.
Anyone got a link to the Desolation of Smaug Appendices?
I keep hearing stuff about 9 hours of material but all I can find is the extended movie itself.
>>50465015
Here is what I'm putting my lembas on
>>Azog kills Fili
>>Thorin kills Azog
>>Legolas fights Bolg again, but once again it's a draw and they split off because of the tide of the battle.
>>Bolg kills Kili
>>Bolg kills Tauriel
>>Bolg kills Thorin
>>Beorn kills Bolg
I just don't see Dain taking out Azog or Bolg, since he hasn't been groomed like Thorin and Azogs hatred for each other.
>>50468827
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_aziIIp8U8
You can't deny this scene is brilliant though.
>mfw I saw the footage of warcraft at blizzcon
>mfw the orcs and dwarves are cgi and looks amazing compared to LOTR/hobbit versions
You are not prepared.
>>50469576
>mfw I saw the footage of warcraft at blizzcon
weak b8
>>50469576
sure m8
>>50469619
Not b8, it was glorious. The orcs are massive brutes with amazing detail and emotive faces. The city of stormwind and dalaran were massive and alive, making the video game look like a lego model. Then we saw a scene of a dwarf firing a rifle standing alongside Lothar, his proportions were perfect, he was squat and broad, his beard glorious.
Lastly we saw DUROTAN, leader of the Frostwolf clan, his eyes tearing up as the fires reflection flickered off the sweat beading on his skin, his expression slowly looking grim as he comforts his pregnant wife. Seriously, this movie will hit every fantasy g spot in ways that no body has seen before.
>>50469319
>Mount and Blade mods
Same, I've started playing TLD again, but I have to take a break because of finals right now.
>>50469849
Muh nigger
What character you made? I had a lot of fun as my Dunedain ranger, but the inactivity of the northern nations made me get a bit bored, and it made me sad to watch Gondor get ravaged
Got 2 games going at the moment, my Swan Knight who's struggling to keep Gondor afloat, and my Citadel Knight, who pretty much rekd mordor, and is now helping Rohan while Gondor mops up
God I love that mod
>>50469915
Damn, I got a Dunedain ranger as well! I've also got a Dale captain, and a Isengard Uruk. God dammit when I had to capture an ent in Fangorn, that was fucked up, orcs flying everywhere.
I have to make a Gondor character next.
I've heard Gondor has troubles from the beginning because Mordor is really strong. Also the nazgul scream is annoying as hell.
Yeah, it's a fantastic mod!
>>50469820
Looks good.
>>50467142
>R63!Bilbo and Beorn exists
>>50469575
You don't get what I am saying at all. The acting is great, but the dialogue used in this scene of the movie is absolute crap compared to what Tolkien wrote. What Tolkien actually wrote for the scene was masterful and would have worked perfectly with the stellar acting and the movie plot. It is quite possibly some of the the best dialogue in all of the books, and there was absolutely no need to edit or change any of it, but they did anyway for the keks.
>>50470167
I prefer LOTR orcs myself
>>50470166
Nice
Yeah Gondor start is hard as hell, you pretty much have to fight 4/5 armies and keeping the likes of Faramir alive is annoying, and fighting in their turf is a bitch due to Nazgul scream
Nothing like leading your 40 Swan Knights/Citadel Knights/Other mounted guys into 200 orcs and slaughering them though, and lancing trolls is amazingUnless it goes very wrong
Wish there was some kind of LoTR game where I could just go round as a knight, do quests in gondor and explore, instead of being linear of forced into acting (like TLD)
>>50465015
Tauriel? Azog? Bolg? who the fuck are all these fucky characters??!?!?!?
>>50470166
Dunedain master race reporting in
I hate delivering letters, makes me think there's some kind of love triangle between Elrond, Celeborn and Galadriel.
>>50470442
>tfw stood with elrond, taking the troll cave for no reason when we could easily just insta kill Moria, while watching gondor and rohan get destroyed from afar
F-feels good right
>>50470364
>"Oy Vey, Mr Jackson, we've been hearing rumours you plan to make the Hobbit in two parts and not three?"
"Yes, it's a short childrens book"
>"Oy Gevalt, what a holocaust, Mr Jackson, we are missing out on a third film worth of shekels here"
"It'll be hard to make the source material last two films, let alone 3"
>"A shoah, right here in my office, remember the 2 billion, Mr Jackson, we demand you make stuff up, invent new characters, show popular characters from Lord of the Rings, lots and lots of CGI"
"Yes, my chosen one"
>"One last thing you Goy animal, we hear the dragon has 4 legs... it only needs 2 to walk, many shekels will be saved"
>>50470609
>tfw this is exactly what happened
>>50470609
>shekels intensifies
>>50470564
>tfw will never be able to lead a grizzled band of dunedain master rangers to take moria
Why haven't they shown any of Dain yet? It will be really weird having the film end with some random stranger as King.
I know Jackson's Middle Earth is famous for its Deus Ex Machina, but that is ridiculous.
>>50471129
>tfw led my grizzled knight band north to save elrond
Still gotta do Rohan and the rest of the north, but I had to pop in for old times sake, couldn't bear the thought of all those master race Dunedains dying in the stalemate
>>50471218
I wanna see him, Dain is awesome
>>50471218
>>50471259
a picture of Dain has leaked, as has his lego figure
