Van Dammes daughter
Would you let her do splits on your cock?
I'd build her a dam
Why would you ask a question you already know the answer to?
I'd drop 2 loads on her face
>>49478841
>>49478858
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXjM6CN6cek
nice arms
>tfw Van Damme's daughter will never beat you up and molest you
>>49478841
a third dobrov/vjuice sister?
>>49478871
U r so beautiful I would fuck u real good all night long and get u pregnant and drink milk from ur breasts and marry u
>>49478841
I would let her force me to do splits as long as she lets me stick my dick in her
>>49478841
she should play korra if they did a live action remake
>>49478841
do you think she's pure? She seems to have an aloof ditsy personality. Like she's unaware of how hot she is.
>>49479052
Her dad probably beat the shit out of any boys who got too close to her growing up
>>49479052
>pure
lol
>>49478909
She's clearly superior to both.
>>49479052
She's definitely a little awkward in front of the camera
http://youtu.be/DbJ7seH3Ho0
>>49479093
fuck, too fucking cute.
>>49479052
no.
she looks good though, not really into fit girls but her face makes her a genuine qt.
bravo jean claude.
>>49479093
holy shit, jcvd looks fucking coked out
>>49479067
>you will never date a shy pretty girl in HS
>you will never make out with her on the couch in her parents' house
>you will never be caught by her dad who is an 90's action hero
>he will never beat you within an inch of your life while she begs him to stop
Why even live?
>>49479052
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDEKXZajjTk#t=94
>>49479067
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwKJOz4ftYk
>>49479159
yeah...she's pure
>>49479093
She is too fucking qt. I want to marry her.
>>49478841
these are my fetishes
all of them
>>49479218
except the water is supposed to be piss, right?
>>49478841
I would legit wreck that if I had a chance out of sheer implausibility that I would ever get a chance to fuck a bitch that hot.
not the best looking face but has its moments still pre hot
>>49478841
Imagine her rotating on your dick while splitting like that
>>49478841
>tattoo
No, thanks. I don't want STDs.
>>49479127
>The script is smart
He clearly is.
>>49479234
>you're wondering around a hotel room you're staying at lost
>you can't remember if your room is 308 or 380 so you pick one at random and head there
>the door is unlocked
>you walk in and she's handcuffed butt naked to the bed
what do you do?
JCVD is based
gonna start a JCVD thread
>>49479236
dat body tho
butterfaces = GOAT
>>49479282
mfw ive been starting the seagal threads
>>49479236
I blame bad make up and stupid hair in that pic. She's a legit qt when she's not trying hard
>>49479254
>noticing a small tattoo on her ankle
>/tv/ footfag looking at her feet instead of her tits
>>49479291
seagal a shit
>>49479313
they're GOAT threads though
about his autism
HE'S A COMPULSIVE LIAR
Over the years, Steven has claimed that he:
>- Helped train CIA operatives and did "special favors" for them (his ex wife says, "Not at all. He was never in the CIA.")
>- Is of Italian descent (he's actually half-Jewish, half-Irish)
>- Fought the Yakuza with assistance from the American mob
>- Is called in to help authenticate antique swords by auction houses as he is one of the world's "foremost experts on swords"
>- Was a student of the founder of Akido, Morihei Ueshiba (who died in 1968, meaning Steven would have had to have been a teenager living alone in Japan for that to have happened)
- Speaks four languages fluently (I'm unable to find any evidence of him speaking anything other than English made entirely of lies)
HE SHIT HIMSELF
>In a 2002 profile in Vanity Fair, martial artist Gene LeBell claimed he choked out Steven during an Aikido exhibition, causing Seagal to poop in his pants. Steven denies it ever happened. But he also said he was a multilingual, Yakuza fighting, CIA assassin.
>>49479313
he sure is. At least JCVD still has GOAT moments in him
>dat bus commercial
>pretty good villain in expendables
>JCVD
>That scene in JCVD where he talks about his daughter being bullied in school because she's his offspring
>>49479292
>looking at her tits
>not shoulders
>>49479325
I believe everything he says. All those "lies" sound like the truth
>>49479291
like a pimp ...
>>49479344
>>49422234
fun read
read it m8
do it
don't mind the janitor autist sperging out and deleting 50 posts
>>49479325
>In a 2002 profile in Vanity Fair, martial artist Gene LeBell claimed he choked out Steven during an Aikido exhibition, causing Seagal to poop in his pants.
tfw should have made thread " on topic" to avoid deletion. not that it matters janitards will delete anyway
>>49479339
>bullying the child of a person who can murder you within 10 seconds using his bare hands
>>49479373
>in March 2011, while filming his reality show Steven Seagal: Lawman (the one where he pretended to be a policeman) Steven was involved in a raid on a person's house that resulted in the death of a puppy and 115 chickens.
>Jesus Llovera was suspected of cockfighting. So Mr. Seagal, Sheriff Joe Arpaio , a camera crew, and a SWAT team turned up at his house with a tank, some other armored vehicles, and bomb robot.
>Despite the fact that Jesus had no history of weapon ownership, was home alone, and was suspected of cockfighting rather than like, bomb making or murder or something, Steven was allowed to drive a tank through the front wall of the man's home, while the SWAT team smashed through his windows and moved in to arrest him. A puppy belonging to Jesus's children was killed during the raid, and the 115 chickens that Steven and pals were there to rescue ended up being euthanized on the spot. When asked for a comment by a local news station, Seagal said, "animal cruelty is one of my pet peeves."
>>49479374
a cross between mew, summer glau, and chriqui
>>49479325
He was a cop though apparently, so i guess that's one thing.
>>49479377
what if he's all flash?
>>49479388
>Driving a tank through someone's house.
Americans, man.
>>49479388
>>49479373
>>49479325
Make your own thread for Seagal this is a JCVD thread.
>>49479291
>>49479236
>butterface
u wot? she's an absolute qt
>>49479438
No faggot, go to the JCVD thread. This is a JCVD qt daughter thread.
>she will never kick you in the balls with her barefeet
What's the point of living?
>>49479438
I'll actually come post with you seagalfags if you make it
>>49479409
nigga he a kickboxer with 18:1 record
>>49479459
>>49479438
But I am op and I decide what gets posted in my thread!
What does Seagals daughters look like
>>49479467
yeah, and steven seagal taught jon jones everything he knows...
>>49479488
You're not OP I'm OP
>>49478841
hell I'd let Van Damme do splits on my cock at this point
>>49479423
>not wanting to drive a tank through someone's house
>>49479518
You fucking cunt you show respect to men who risk themselves to make god tier threads like this
Now thank me
>>49479492
Not that guy, but there's actual proof to Van Damme's claims.
>hey faggot I'll let you have one hour with my daughter if you fight me
>>49479559
>god tier
maybe if you had more webms of her...
>>49479585
do I have to win? if yes then fuck it. If no, can I fuck her after I heal?
>>49478841
she's cute
doesn't look like a slut either
>>49479585
Do I have to win or just do the fight?
>>49479628
>doing splts with her vagoo for whole world to see
>not slut
idot anon
>>49478841
I came everywhere
>>49479645
I can't see her vagoo
>>49479645
you must be one super prude
>wearing a bathing suit
>slut
Oh you banged my daughter? That's cool but it doesn't come lose to the ice cold refreshment of a Coors light
>>49479645
>wearing a bathing suit on the beach
>slut
>>49479325
seagal is certainly flawed, but that's why i like him
i like Will Sasso's impersonation of him even better
>>49479325
So Seagal threads are like the new Snipes threads?
>Why didn't he open his eyes?
>He just didn't
>>49479585
i would die so no
>>49479678
obviously hiding the fact she has all the STDs
if she was pure she'd be naked
>>49479585
*unzips katana*
>>49479708
sounds pretty logical
>>49479389
she also has something of that bitch from Broad City
does anyone have fantasies about being overpowered by a strong woman?
heh, me either...
>>49479739
>what is femdom
were you born yesterday?
>>49479749
crackhead skinny arms
get a tan scum
>>49479699
>>49479699
http://snipeseyes.ytmnd.com/
smothered by her muffs when?
>>49479786
y-yeh she doesnt life scum camwhore unhealthy
>>49479726
ew no, go fucking kill yourself
The fuck kind of question is that?
Of course not. It looks like she doesn't even have a penis. I don't like mutant freaks.
>>49478841
i fucking love her hair how its kinda pushed over to the side before she gets hit by the water. i think that hair look is so damn sexy.
>>49479585
>fight him
>get the beating of a life time by JCVD himself
I don't see how it can get better than that...
>>49479832
too pale and sickly lookins
post more muiscles
>>49479093
He seems very proud of her.
>>49479850
Alice is pretty QT bro.
>>49479585
BRING IT! I'll choke you out and make you shit yourself again. That was you right? wait oh fu
>>49479898
id be embarrassed to be seen with her
maybe im just mentally unstable
>>49478841
substantial Courtney Cox vibe
>>49480004
wouldn't you introduce her to your parents?
>>49478841
>foot tattoo
Why do people do this?
>>49480108
to avoid commitment
>>49480004
You might be gay.
>>49480080
sickling like got flu
get tan
get sleep
put makeup whore
>>49480080
>being lucky enough to mary ms alice
absolutely would
>>49480132
I like pale skin, she's got cute eyes, and her face looks good without make up.
>>49479093
he's off his head and she's embarrassed
>>49480160
looks like a poor whore which she is
>>49480132
yeah go find yourself a slovenly whore who works among the rye with her weathered skin
>>49479093
that spaghettti
>project UFO
>>49479832
is that a dude
new/tv/ with /sp/ at the forefront
>>49480203
/tv/ has always liked cute teenage girls tho
>>49480203
what?
>>49480182
When do you plan to come out to your parents?
>>49479329
>JCVD
I was really surprised by that movie. Wasn't expecting that.
Also you missed out on his episode on Las Vegas where he played himself and died.
>>49480182
stop lying please. maybe you don't like her eyebags and pale skin, but they look pretty cute to the rest of us.
Will we get a Seagull thread some time again? That one two days ago was epic!
>>49480227
>>49480251
jvdc daughter > pale whore
>>49480256
Glad you liked my thread :)
>>49479492
JCVD actually went back in time and stopped his wife and child being murdered and teamed up with a younger version of himself to fight a senator to the death.
So you can thank him for doing that because his daughter wouldn't be alive if he hadn't.
Why aren't you guys posting more pics of her? She's somehow qt and hot at the same time.
>>49480272
I'm sorry. I didn't know this was reddit.
>>49480260
I give up. Good luck anon.
>>49480290
I'm glad you liked it :)
>>49480260
I never said otherwise but alice is still at as fuck.
>>49480302
is that a dude
>>49479645
>woman
>not a slut
who's the real dunce here, bud?
