LEGO CIA storytime!
>>48968109
Dr. Pavel, I´m LEGO!
He wasn´t alone.
>>48968122
Uuuh… You don´t get to bring friends.
They are NOT my friends.
>>48968142
Don´t worry, no choice for them.
>>48968156
And WHY would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize.
>>48968179
They work for the mercenary.
>>48968210
- The Masketta Man
impressive how some guys still are able to put this one a new level of weirdness
>>48968283
Get them on board, I will call it in!
>>48968307
The flightplan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, DOCTOR PAVEL HERE, but only…
fuck off
this is shit
>>48968362
4 u
>>48968339
ONE… OF YOU!
>>48968362
Shut up this is great.
>not a stop motion video with shitty voice overs
step up your autism OP
>>48968122
>CIA
>>48968156
>Charge
>>48968229
>Masked
>>48968339
>Smee, Maimen, Dr. Pavelhuer, Button Lee, Juan, Ovyu.
>>48968374
First one to talk…
>>48968381
what is it with lego and autism?
they seem to go hand in hand
>>48968400
…gets to STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!
>>48968362
>cranial temperature rises
>>48968416
Awww so cute. Legos are so cute :3
Let's talk about Dr Pavel
Why was he considered CIA's "prize"? Were they in a relationship? Did CIA love Dr Pavel and not Bane? And if so, did Bane cuckold CIA by grabbing Dr Pavel in the end. Could "now is not the time for fear, that comes later" actually mean that Bane was going to rape Dr Pavel?
Why did you have to put the word general in the title? Think of all those poor anons who filter the word general who will never get to see this thread.
>>48968416
WHO PAID YOU… TO GRAB DOCTOR PAVEL?
This thread is so qt.
>>48968404
Lego is a very mechanical and systematic toy. It is about building shit that is along in the spectrum for autism. I am not an autist but I loved Legos as a kid and now I am a Computer Engineer. I think the Legos did turn me into that direction though, I wanted to be one since I was a kid.
>>48968447
...
>>48968439
Tell them about it in the other bane threads. They should be filtering GOTG and WHO only in the first place.
>>48968436
CIA knew about Pavel's device dummy
>>48968474
...
* GOT instead of GOTG
Man, this meme grows more epic by the minute. This baby is gonna land me thousands of upvotes in /r/4chan.
Everything is awesome
>>48968439
>>48968474
Bane threads are just as cancerous as those generals
>>48968547
*pew*
HE DIDN´T FLY SO GOOD!
>>48968473
>I am a Computer Engineer
>I am not an autist
>>48968474
>filtering "who"
>never seeing a thread with the word "who"
>who paid you to grab doctor pavel
>>48968571
WHO WANTS TO TRY NEXT?
>>48968602
TELL ME ABOUT BANE!
>>48968447
aww, no megaphone as a gun? I didn't know they had Lego guns
>>48968602
Doktaur Paveleer looks so ruged and handsome!
>>48968637
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>48968675
>those legs
>>48968675
what is on CIA's trousers?
>>48968675
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!
OR PERHAPS HE IS WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SHOOT A MAN…
>>48968658
Megaphones are laser guns. The guns I use are custom made because Lego only has Western and 1940s Tommy guns.
>>48968708
Before throwing him out of a plane.
>>48968606
>the mexican cia
>can't afford a plane
>steals a golf cart from a gringo
>this thread
Mad props OP. This is fucking commitment.
>>48968675
HOLY SHIT I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD A COUGHING FIT FOR REAL!!!!!
this shit is great, and I hate that stupid meme. Good job OP.
Fucking doctor pavel
>>48968729
AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK!
You're a big brick
After the role of a lifetime, I've been "busy".
>>48968771
Who are you?
It doesn´t matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
MY SIDES!
The Anonymous Hacker Known As 4Chan strikes again!!!
>>48968774
BLOCK YOU
>>48968774
Clearly the appropriate response to this is "4 KNOBS!" but I don't know what the little knobs on top of Lego bricks are called.
Why are you fucking up the dialogue so bad after working so hard on the LEGO party?
OP I'm conflicted. One one hand this is pretty good stuff, but on the other hand you started a general. So congratulations and fuck you all at once.
>>48968606
>el para ti
>>48968828
The suspense is killing me!
>>48968828
No one cared who I was...
>>48968828
Jesus christ
>Lego Plane Scene
>OP fuck up the dialogue
>but not even on purpose
I'm conflicted. It's either the funniest thing ever or the sadest...
OP HAVE YOU STARTED THE FIRE?
>>48968847
Till I put on the mask.
>>48968600
/\/who\//i under subjects only
>>48968871
BANE!
>>48968871
I'm in tears
>>48968871
OH FUCK
>>48968871
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>48968871
..he's out of focus
Thanks OP. because of you I have finally found the courage to post my Barbie Dolls Glee Santana/Rachel girl!peen smut story.
I'll post tomorrow.
>>48968675
Holy shit
>>48968871
>>48968871
HOLY FUCK IT'S BAE
>>48968109
i wonder who is behind this thread
>>48968879
good job no one uses subjects for anything else then.
>>48968859
shut up autist
>>48968871
BAAAANE
>>48968894
It would be extremely painful.
>>48968907
It'll only catch "/who/" with the forward slashes.
>>48968917
FOR YOU
>>48968917
wait for it....
here we go
>>48968871
OH SHIT ITS BANE
>>48968917
oh god it's happening
it's over
/tv/ can/will never get better than this
>>48968917
You are a big guy!
>>48968925
Too early.
Can someone get this hothead out of here?
>>48968911
I'm an Automobilist, not an Autist.
I Drive.
>>48968933
>You are
You're a big fuckup.
>>48968933
Cocktease us
>>48968933
oh oh oh oh
one of you nigs had better make a combined storytime pic out of these
>>48968935
>too eary
it's supposed to be "extremely painful for you", everybody knows that
>>48968933
I'M DYING OF ANTICIPATION, IS HE GOING TO SAY IT?
>>48968933
HERE IT COMES
>>48968933
THE BIG GUY HAS LANDED
REPEAT THE BIG GUY HAS LANDED
>>48968933
UU
UU
>>48968933
>You are
Ya blew it
>>48968933
FOR WHOM
WHERE IS THE END
>>48968933
The End
Great thread!
PARA TI
>>48968933
OH SHIT HES GONNA SAY IT NOW
>>48968924
You are wrong.
>>48968933
What's happening?
>>48968991
OP toying with out emotions
>>48968933
Why does he say that?
>>48968933
MOD will delete thread before he says it hurry up
>>48968933
>you are
the suspense is killing me
HOLY FUCK IF YOU LEAVE IT THERE YOU'RE A MASSIVE CUNT
>>48968933
are you taking these picture right now?
>>48968995
I hope he isn't banned
OP is JLaw getting her revenge on us.
There's never going to be a FOR YOU...
>>48968933
OH GOD OH GO OH GOD
I think I'll make a CGI movie of the scene to show Aidan when I next see him.
>>48968933
Don't we spam this enough to know what he says
>>48969009
BANED ?
my fucking internet dc'd, what happenednext
>>48968933
asdfg
OP did all this just to leave us hanging. Calling it.
>>48968933
HOLY SHIT HERE IT COMES
>>48968933
COME ON DO IT
>>48968933
COME ON DAMN IT.
biding his time for enhanced dramatic effect
>>48968985
Are you simple? That's not what I wrote at all.
/\/who\//i
>>48969038
SHEEEEEEEEIIIIT
janitor baned him before he could cum on our faces
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW HOTPOCKETA MAN YOU HEAR ME
>>48968933
SAY IT! SAAAY IIIT!!!
BRAVO
>>48969021
you mean like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXeXdQNyBO8
>>48969049
>>48968924
>>48968985
disregard that i am wrong, you're right
>>48969040
>>48969041
>>48969042
>>48969038
>not in capital letters
OP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKING END YOURSELF
>>48969038
>>48969038
Was getting caught part of your plan?
I´m sorry I got a bunch of connection errors for no reason
>>48969038
SHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTT 10/10
>>48969038
NOT OP YOU IDIOTS
>>48968933
Goddamn it. Please. I'm edging like fuck here.\
>>48969038
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>48969038
Das it mane
>>48969038
UU
UU
>>48969038
BAAAAAAM HE SAID IT :D
BRAVO NOLAN AND BRAVO OP
YOU ARE A BIG HUMAN BEAN
>>48969038
CIA, >>48968362, >>48968559, >>48968774, >>48968855, >>48968862, >>48968896, >>48968945, >>48968971
AND >>48968984 STATUS =
#REKT
>>48968933
FOR YOU
>>48969038
MARK THIS DAY BROTHER WRECKAGE
>>48969072
It's ok
>>48969038
CIA BTFO!!!!
>>48969072
"Was getting caught PART of your plan? ... I´m sorry I got a bunch of connection errors for no reason"
>>48969093
OP I love you
>>48969062
Hope it helps!
>>48969038
>>48969072
>that fucking smug grin on CIA's face
"after the flightplan of a lifetime, i've been... busy"
>>48969093
FOR ALL OF US
>>48969117
>>48968675
dat ass doe
>>48969038
Bravo
>>48969072
OF COURSE! Dr. Pavel has refused our offer in favour of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>>48969072
>I´m sorry I got a bunch of connection errors for no reason
5 YEARS FOR WHAT YOU DID
>>48969038
>same pic as >>48968917
>>48969038
I'M SQUIRTING ALL OVER MY DOG RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT!!!!!
>>48968906
Arby?
>>48969038
>>48969142
nothing i said nothing incoming!
>>48969142
WHAT DID HE SAY?
WHAAAAAT
>>48969038
wait. what does that even mean? does he mean it would be extremely painful for him or that he is literally a big guy for CIA? the dialogue seems a bit clunky to me
>>48969142
NOTHING! I SAID NOTHING!
You now realize that a Nolan lego batman is inevitable and will feature this scene.
>>48968675
my sides are gone
dem fucking legs lmap
>>48969170
>that awkward guy in the background
kek
dead meme general?
Holy shit and people say that baneposting is dead
>>48969170
...
>>48969145
They are the same shots in the movie too and I can´t really pose the face that different without making it look nothing like in the movie.
>>48969197
>>48969198
#rekt
>>48969197
>>48969198
>>48969162
I laugh hard man. Classic, but still working.
hyped for "Sir"
>>48969197
>>48969198
>>48969208
Well, CONGRATULATIONS!… You got yourself caught!
>>48969234
This. Got to love that guy
>>48969241
BANE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY
THIS IS NOT CANON
>>48969223
>tfw there will never be a remade ending where we see CIA in his trademark pose right after Albert nods.
>>48969241
Uuuh… Sir!?
>>48969269
>Albert
u fookin wot m8
10/10 thread
Just beautiful
>>48969273
Bravo!
>>48969273
So what´s the next step in your master plan?
>>48969269
>>48969274
>>48969313
the plot thickens
>>48969273
based sir
>>48969313
I'm listening to the soundtrack in my mind now
>>48969313
Crashing this plane. WITH NO SURVIVORS!
Don't you people have a whole chan to yourselves to play on?
>>48969346
OH BOY HERE WE GO
>>48969346
>not two separate pictures
>>48969346
>>48968229
This is art, anon.
>>48969346
HAPPENING
>>48969313
gwaching dis bane
WID NO SABYBAS
>>48969346
>no three separate pictures
>>48969346
Oh, the really black and lustrus paint job really brings out the Big Guy in Bane!
>>48969378
Nice special effects
>>48969346
do it big guy
>>48969144
DO NOT FORGET MY BANE
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
I hope we get the soldiers punching the handcuffed prisioners
>>48969038
>>48969413
I want this in Lego form so bad.
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
Hopefully there is a
>NO, THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! I AM IN CHARGE HERE!
>But i banned you....how have you come back?
Webm all of these pictures together
kek
>>48969433
if not i'm leaving /tv/ forever
>>48969038
>>48968933
You magnificent bastard
>>48969378
...
>>48969381
It was all intercut with the plane and my model wasn´t complete for these shots.
"No, this can't be happening"
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
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>DESHI DESHI BASARA BASARA
>>48969437
a banezillion times, this
get on it
>>48969452
Will you come back again if you complete the model?
>>48969452
We're gonna need repeat performances, anon. You really won the day.
>>48969346
>>48969452
NO, THIS CAN´T BE HAPPENING!
ffs I was almost cured of baneposting already
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULL ME BACK IN
>>48968473
>I'm Computer eng. cuz i can't into Soft. eng.
kek
this is some next level autism
>>48969452
Oh nooooooooo
>>48969489
WHY?
>>48969489
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
>>48969501
Hotheads need not apply
>>48969452
CAREFUL CIA
A BURGLAR WANT TO ROB YOUR PLANE
>>48969489
...
>>48969479
The plane in the film is dark grey but Lego doesn´t produce the right plane parts in that color. I want to wait until they do to make the perfect CIA plane but they probably won´t do it for years if ever.
>>48969489
poor cia, he always thought he was the one in charge ;_;
>>48969540
I just admire you so fucking much, anon.
>>48969540
I´M IN CHARGE HERE! UGH!
>>48969535
a masked man, no less
>>48969540
Ohhhh. Still.
>>48969567
So great
>>48969567
>still smiling
kek
It looks like they are having one hell of a party
>>48968606
This is great, OP. Keep going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQP3QLEin5w
More memeage.
>>48969613
OH GOD HERE IT GOES
>>48968675
holy shit
