What's the hottest non-sexual scene you ever saw in a movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlJOBgzefBk
>>47965706
That really was quite lovely.
This is a good thread, great potential.
Butterfly effect 3 bartender chick shows some sweet chemistry before the sex scene.
>>47967107
There was a third one?
I remember watching the second one, sort of.
Then my friend started fucking his girlfriend in the bed next to me and I got distracted.
>>47965706
>can't even conceive of spanking a girl
virgin detected
>>47965706
What a huge faggot
Holy shit, that pissed me off
>>47965706
Thank you so much, anon
>>47965706
oh man,
>>47965706
do they fuk?
>>47968371
>>47965706
I feel like these are pretty sexual.
>>47968681
how can we judge that w/ no youtube
>>47968991
In this scene >>47968371, a little girl is attempting to seduce and have sex with her foster father.
>>47965706
how is this non sexual
>>47969030
post sauce now
>>47969030
>little girl
>>47969230
Isabelle Fuhrmann was a little girl at the time, yes.
>>47968082
>I just now noticed that she stole half her choreography from Janet Jackson's Pleasure Principle video
http://youtu.be/Q-gu1KETjVY
>>47965706
what a faggot!
>>47969323
>>47969125
Movie is Orphan.
>>47965706
>risking your hand by spanking a boney ass
aw hell naw nigga was rite
do making ofs count?
>>47971054
What movie and what actress. Pls.
>>47971089
Jessica Biel.
In training for the film Powder Blue (2009)
>>47967107
I honestly can't believe someone watched one of the sequels, and that it was the third one.
>>47971156
why does it have to have that face
>>47971156
Only a low test beta wouldn't like her
>>47971324
I have really mixed feelings about Dobby... she's cute yet not that cute, cool but kind of bitchy.
>>47971324
>I will never have a qt dry hump me until I cum while in the storage closest at work.
>>47964756
Uma putting the flashlight in her mouth in kill bill 2
>>47971536
Nice body for a Jew
>>47971324
Fuck that scene was so hot.
>>47965706
Muh dick.
The Hot Spot (1990)
A few scenes in here...
>>47971590
ebin jew meme m8
>>47967182
Go on...
>>47971324
One of the best god damn scenes on television ever
"She doesn't know I literally came in my pants"
>>47971324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlXSoG2YI8Q
>>47973963
I love Mark when he scores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg3A_2nPhuY
>>47964756
sum fagget told me that scene was in palo altoit was not in palo alto
>>47973993
JESUS CHRIST, I can't stand it, I couldn't even watch 5 minutes of that shit, the nasally voices, the humor drier than death valley in July, the awkward camera-work.
>>47974342
It's supposed to be painful to watch
>>47967107
It had sequels!?
>>47975538
Terrible sequels...
>>47974342
Being this uncultured
>>47969264
>older than 10
>little girl
SOMEONE GET THESE HOTHEADS OUTTA HERE!
>>47973593
not enough actresses go full butthole these days
>>47974342
That's a common reaction. I guess it is an acquired taste.
>>47967182
There is nothing else. Anon made a reference to a scene in one of the movies. First one I believe.
>>47974342
Peep show is in my top 5 comedies of all time
It's amazing, pretty much every episode is memorable
This is probably my favorite scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXmIOub22qI
>>47971673
Nice and white
>>47973899
Oh, it isn't a particularly interesting story and not even the first time they'd fucked with me in the room.
But we were all on the bed watching the movie, they started fucking and I was like "Come on guys." and went and sat in a chair.
They may have asked me to leave, but I was watching the movie.
>>47967107
Holy shit, I have been looking for the scene with that chick for so long. Thank you based anon.
>>47968082
>people take dancing seriously
dancing has to be one of the dumbest things people do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_6K9A0ayqE
Film noir has the goods.
>>47976773
*tips body*
>>47974342
Your loss, faggot.
>>47971673
>not a single yellow stain in the pubic area
Wtf
It's like she just put them on
>>47976718
You sound like a pussy.
>>47976841
She looks like the type of woman who would give you aids.
>>47976773
Yep because arguing with children on the internet is the pinnacle of daily pursuits
>>47976773
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.
>>47969323
>she stole
>not her choreographer
I bet you still think Michael Bay directed TMNT
>>47967107
boast webum
>>47964756
I think this is a clear cut winner out of examples ITT
>>47977055
damn I think I just... shit brix
Off the top of my head I'd have to say the scene in Super when Ellen Page is modeling her costume. My dick got incredibly hard.
>>47977055
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
>>47977163
ellen paige is a dirty dirty whoreslut sent to disgrace men as a whole and lower the quality movies as we know it
>>47976941
>arguing
somebody get this hothead out of here, or teach him what an argument is
>>47977055
*upvoted :^)
>>47977279
I actually submited that meme to membase you know
>>47977279
how new are you?
>>47977314
are you implying this makes you less of a faggot?
>over 80 replies
>some bullshit from Peep Show
>not this scene
You suck /tv/.
Is this non sexual?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeUOUNNpYMc
>>47979969
That was kinda sexual.
>>47965706
What a fuckin beta.
>>47979969
Maybe this makes more sense in context but I'm slightly confused while simultaneously aroused.
>>47971324
>Haven't had a boner in a non sex, non masturbation scenario in years
>Watching some stupid British sitcom with my ex GF
>This scene happens
>DIAMOND HARD
Still don't get it.
this is non sexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DN37VU0zKs
it's basically a rocky training montage
>>47971521
Later seasons I remember wanting to punch her in the cunt.
>>47977689
I feel like you didn't read the OP.
>>47976718
That would really piss me off. I would rather be told to fuck off than to just be ignored.
>>47980530
Why do you watch television with your ex girlfriend?
>>47979969
That was overtly sexual in nature? Am I wrong here? I can see it being a carnie gag to mess with the player, but having an erotic subtext still makes it a sexual scene right?
>>47980664
Your fuck off queue was the fact that they started having sex in front of you... be a decent human being and leave.
>>47980920
Well either give me some sort of warning or ask me to join in, don't leave a guy wondering.
>>47980664
>>47980920
Yeah more than likely there was something resembling foreplay you could have picked up on.
>>47980920
*cue
>>47973661
i can't even remember how many times i jerked off to that sarah michelle gellar - selma blair kiss.
>>47973963
>This video is not available in your country.
>England
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duucNWxplJ4
>>47971324
i never thought anything with david mitchell in it c
ould arouse me so much
>>47981068
Which makes perfect sense. Of course they're more likely to block it in England because there's more chance of it airing again there.
>>47981212
it would make more sense if all of the episodes weren't available online on demand. But a clip? Nah that's going too far.
>>47981234
Youtube covering their arse.
>>47981259
Still fucking stupid.
>>47980690
fucking seventh heaven is too much for me
they have reruns on late at night here and every time it comes on i know i will end up having to crack one by the end.
its the ultimate forbidden fruit angle
>>47971324
the fuck bunker ;)
>>47971324
Whats her name? Forresearchpurposes.
>>47976836
wtf
>>47981114
I'm pretty sure that is sexual.
>>47980920
>>47980942
Or they could ya know, not start while we are all watching a movie.
They were wierd though.
As I mentioned that wasn't the first time they've just started fucking with me in the room, and he tried to get me to finger her in public once...
>>47980690
steel buns biel
>>47964756
For something /tv/ can find on youtube - Beau Pere, a full length film in which a girl tries to seduce her stepfather in order to remain with him after her mother is dies.
As for myself, an unknown indy film Wish Granted, which featured the most beautiful little ballerina in the universe dancing in her undies.
>>47971324
I usually hate cringe shows like that because the people always just act retarded but I watched episode 1 of this recently.
I havent laughed at hard in many years sitting alone in my room as I did at the bus scene where the woman sits on his hand.
>>47973963
>>47971324
>non sexual
Always thought that the relationship between prince John and Sir Hiss from Disney's Robin Hood was very Dom/Sub..especially the part where Sir Hiss has to hold still for his punishment
>>47973963
Why no just say I spilled some coffee?
This is why these shows don't work for me, people just act retarded
>>47970763
>boney
It's Amber Tamblyn, her ass is fucking huge, her hips is the only thing i remember from last season of House
>>47982559
this looks shooped
>>47982559
>she used to be qt in House
>>47976530
that's the best this show can do? jesus christ it ran for 9 seasons? Are people in England completely deprived of good comedy?
>>47982419
how can it be sexual if hes just standing there like a statue!
90% OF THOSE ARE SEXUAL, YOU IDIOTS
>>47983525
hot = sexual
this thread shouldn't have happened
>>47981958
See I knew they were swingers wen I read your first post. Should have gone for it.
>>47965706
That was being a beta taken to a whole new level.
this one
>>47971054
Get that fat chick out of here.
>>47973593
DAMN I DON'T REMEMBER SHE WAS FULL NUDE IN HOT SPOT I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST TITS
>>47976800
Same thing with the slut in the beginning who has the amazing legs.
Why was noir allowed to be so overtly sexual back then? Plus almost all of the women in noir are strong and independent and use their sexuality to dominate every man who isn't Bogart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wct7yoc28H8
>>47976800
Holy mother of god....