So how many times have you guys seen TDKR? I've seen it about 5 times
>>47797003
I've only seen the whole movie once, but I watch the intro every night before I go to sleep.
only seen it once but the intro is a timeless classic i see every second day
>>47797048
Where do you draw the line? Where do you turn it off?
>>47797048
What kind of sick freak are toi?
>>47797003
4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u4u
>>47797048
Who do you watch it for?
>>47797003
Saw it three times.
Twice in the theatres and once on blu ray..
>>47797003
Coincidentally like others ITT I've only watched it once.
I do impersonations of every character in the intro scene multiple times per day with their exact accents. Bane's is definitely the hardest, but there's a nice flair to his intonations
Why were there some parts of movie when we couldn't understand what bane was saying for shits? That was fucking annoying.
once
i have seen the plane scene about a thousand times
it gets better after every view and i see no signs of stopping
>>47797282
His lines were pretty clear unless you were some kind of filthy foreigner
Ive never seen it, only the introstill baneposting tho
wow I thought you guys were expert memers and had seen the movie a million times, you banepost over a movie you barely even remember
>>47797404
The only scene that matters is the intro
>>47797201
for you
>>47797452
that's honestly all I even remember.
I'm thinking of creating a religion revolving around TDKR's intro scene, if not globally, then at least within my local community, but I have no idea how it'd work. Anyone got advice?
>>47797531
>Bane not being Judas
>>47797516
Make it seem as if everything in the scene was deliberately placed where it is ass clues to a greater purpose and ultimately divine creation.
Example: "You're a Big guy" Youre a greater being than me
"For you" meaning because he is your creator, he seems infinite, but he is just another being
but if you guys have only seen the movie once how do you stay experts on whether or not someone is a hothead? thats not in the intro
just once
but I've been thinking about watching it a second time because Zaheer from TLOK has been reminding me of Bane
>>47797003
zero. i think i watched the first 4'26'' once
Zero. The most recent Batman I have watched was Batman Begins and I got butthurt about what they did to Jonathan Crane.
>>47797531
>>47797607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-etvCi0UGQI
I haven't seen it all the way through once. Shit is to long. I have seen the first hour forty five minutes maybe 3 times now. the last hour I walked in on my friends watching once. So I have kind of seen it all but yeah. I doubt I will ever finish it in one sitting. Wish I had caught it in the theater.
>>47797832
Cianity
>>47797003
I saw the movie only once.
I have probably seen the intro scene a couple hundred times.
i watched twice just because the first time i watched the file missed a part, then download another file and watch the goddamn full movie.
As for the intro i watched probably like 400 times
What is in the the intro to make you guys watch it so many fucking times?
>>47797003
3, lost count of the plane scene.
Is it bad that I still haven't seen this yet?
>>47797048
Looks like the fire really rose, to your head
Marion dying ruined the movie for me
>>47798005
yes
>>47797998
>can't even make it through a sped up soundless webm of the fucking scene without laughing
What the fuck is wrong with me. I think I need help.
>tfw I stand like CIA all the time
>I can't hear FOR YOU or YOU'RE A BIG GUY without laughing
Terrible, the other day I got injured at work. Pretty badly.
I was taking to first aid, and was asked to remove my shirt so they could check my wound better. It looked somewhat bad.
One of the two guys helping me touched my wound and I flinched.
He asked
>when I touch this, is it extremely painful?
Then the other guy said
>He's a big guy, he can handle it
I was having such a hard time trying to contain my laughter, specially since laughing at that time was literally painful.
Fuck me, and fuck this. It's a curse.
A mask I can't pull off.
About 4 times. I really do enjoy it.
>>47798005
No it is not, anyone that tells you that it is bad that you have not watched any particular movie or that you have watched any certain movies and use that as a status of who you are is a pathetic nobody who leaches onto anything to improve upon their bad personality traits because they are unlikable themselves.
Look past other's judgements and watch what YOU want to watch not what you think is required by others.
>>47798185
i stand like CIA too or hold onto my jacket like Bane
I've seen the movie twice
I've seen plane scene probably 20 times
>>47797819
Has /tv/ gone too far?
>>47797819
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODjor5MTmm4
This is still my favorite
>>47798542
>all dat shoehorning
I've only seen the opening scene. More than I can count.
>>47797516
You never saw the Baneposting religion copypasta?
>tfw I like all of Nolan's films
/tv/ help me
>>47797819
>I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU THE FIRE RISING!
i love you guys
I know you nigs can do good impressions
Lets hear 'em
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oQP0C1Cnig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfF7nan-kTQ
>>47798892
hehe
>>47798953
>HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>47799040
>>47798892
topkek
How the fuck has this epic maymay lasted so goddamn long?
It's been two years, TWO FUCKING YEARS since TDKR came out and the fateful "big guy for you" line was delivered and still it endures on /tv/.
>>47799080
It flew so good.
>>47799079
TIMOTEI!
>>47799080
>still it endures on /tv/.
Try the entire fucking site.
>>47799080
it's the only maymay /tv/ has outside of driveposting
>>47799080
It's a big meme.
>>47799166
>baneposting ground zero
Did he know he started the fire?
>>47798892
He flew pretty good
>tfw Baneposting has become one of the only things that can legitimately make me laugh
does anybody else forget that the intro scene is actually a part of the dark knight rises
i always think they're two separate things
>>47799250
Happens all the time to me.
I barely remember the whole movie.
>>47799248
>>47799250
Yeah, I saw TDKR last week and literally had a moment where I said, "Oh yeah, Batman's in this movie."
>>47797003
Twice.
I got dragged to see it by my dad at the theater and I got it in a Nolan Batman boxed set, so I watched it again even though it sucks ass.
Never a-fuckin-gain. NEVUR.NNNNNEEEEEEVVVVVVUUUUUUURRRRRR.
Unless my GF wants to watch it. Then I'm fucking stuck.
>>47799317
>>47799281
I watch it at least once a day.
The IRC channel #/tv/shows on irc.rizon.net plays it daily
When is banepost the album coming out?
>>47799137
>what is ramseyposting
>what is title drop
>what is banji
>>47799423
It already did.
https://soundcloud.com/masketta-man
>>47799426
those don't have any relevance outside of /tv/
>titledrop
literally just started to pick up on /mu/ and /v/
once all the way through
the intro probably 40-50 times
>>47798760
kekekekek
>>47799409
>>47798909
I shat myself
>>47799522
BAIN?
>>47798010
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLD THE PHONE
THE HOTHEAD GUY WAS LITERALLY THE UNSUNG SAVIOR OF THE MOVIE
THE FIRE WAS RISING THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE MOVIE
HE DID THE BEST HE COULD TO PREVENT IT FROM GETTING TO EVERYONE'S HEADS
>>47799598
Is your dad a big guy?
>>47799588
that's some brutal backzits. I guess he needed some help
>>47797003
Does anyone have screen caps of the red maymay text on the random pictures of cia? The thread is from this weekend.
>>47799588
backne.exe
I've seen it twice. I legitimately and unironically love the intro scene because it's cool and the music is awesome when the planes attach.
>tfw your Bane/CIA folder is over 400 MB
>>47799696
nah, this is one the pictures people were writing on. I know the lines on the shoe were circled, and that someone wrote something along the line of "There are 4 lines on his shoes, holy shit."
>>47799750
yessss thank you anon <3 Just wanted some quick pictures
>>47799786
It's a big folder.
>>47799808
Yeah that was great. All of this shit is so unnecessary lolol but I love it
Visitor here, you guys are weird.
>>47799846
for you <3
>tfw I want to upload OC but my shitty internet won't let me
I bet that fucker will post this post but won't let me upload my pic
>>47799923
SEE? what a fucking bastard, anyways, here it is.Can somebody do a better CIA face? I feel like mine didn't match so good. Will upload my pic soon if this shit lets me...
flashface dot ctapt dot de , that's the site to generate the faces
>tfw hotpocketfags are too busy jerking each other off over at /v/ to delete cunny and bane threads
>>47799786
>tfw lost my 4u y folder which I created back in 2012
kill me
CIA survived.
Hes lost and alone.
>>47797607
No need to repost it, anon, I screencapped it earlier.
I'M CRASHING THIS THREADfor you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SuTLMp6Ytw
>>47800060
forgot link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cAxLZpelmQ
>>47799996
>tfw literal hotpockets moderate this site and human janitors are a ploy devised by the sentient hotpockets to distract us
>>47800128
We already have one.
Here >>>/tv/
>>47800088
how long till tangerineposting
>>47800128
moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot moot
new one is up, good to see bane back
http://pastebin.com/w3049L68
ive never watched the movie. i just watch the opening scene every day
>>47797003
I've never seen the movie besides the opening scene.
>>47798892
Why the fuck am I laughing so hard at this?
Also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKtiLWgHwL4
Watched 3 times all the way. Watched the intro scene countless times.
Seen the entire movie twice.
Seen the intro scene well over a thousand times.
>>47798355
mfw I made that image
>>47800690
have an upvote:)
>>47800695
I love how the guy just loses it when he starts doing the Bane voice
>>47800644
Anyone able to quote it word to word, and be able to become a echo of the dialogue when watching it?
I love this one.
>>47800695
>the bane voice
Holy shit, my sides.
>>47800990
Shingeki no Big Guy
>>47800990
Titan should be bane
CIA should be the little guy
>>47800967
hello?
>>47800940
would CIA be considered a normalfag?
>>47801132
Hold on... What if we have gotten it wrong all along? Maybe CIA is big guy and Bane is little guy?
>tfw have a ton of oc ideas but no skill
might as well be dead
>>47801228
wrong but hey check my 5
holy shit you guys, did you know boreds of canada sampled bane? on this song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT0gRc2c2wQ
at oo.48
>>47797003
I've seen the whole thing through 15 to 20 times.
I've played it in the background of my apartment at least twice a month for a few years.
I've watched the opening scene hundreds of times, but that's mostly on youtube links from /tv/.
>>47797003
he's actually not a very big guy.
>>47801264
Do it anyways anon, the sloppiest ones are the funniest.
>>47801341
for you
>>47800990
LAIN?
>>47801322
>I've played it in the background of my apartment at least twice a month for a few years.
Oh my god i thought i was the only one
What is wrong with me
http://logs.omegle.com/92c7d3e
Love this DVD
>>47801848
>Rated R
I'll have to ask my mom if it's alright
>>47797003
never seen the movie, just the intro. is the rest of the movie even worth a damn? i heard it was shit.
>Hear that "for you" song at work today
>begin giggling like an autist
>coworker noticed
>"I-it's an inside joke"
thanks a lot, faggots.
>>47797003
We're well past where we should have stopped. Let's keep going.
>>47797003
Same for me, except I watch it unironically.
I truly love this movie. The ending made me tear up.
>>47803293
Honestly I'm surprised the thread got this much traction. People aren't really posting the amount of times they saw it though, just using it as a Bane thread that the janitors won't delete. But really no one else has seen it 5 times?... Most everyone here has seen it maybe twice.
>>47803363
Whoops, I forgot that. I've only seen it twice.
All my friends think it's a bad movie, and I do too. I've seen the plane scene at least 100 times without a doubt. I know the entire dialogue by heart as I'm sure many other anons do.
Why would you watch it 5 times?
>>47803424
I... I like it
It's got problems but it's the only good alternative to the wave of Marvel stuff. I like that too but their formula is starting to get stale.
>>47803650
I read comics. Read a few from the Batman line friend. That's how I get my DC fix.
Does Mr Gillen know about this meme?
>>47802784
Not as good as DN but still pretty cool.
I put it on while I sleep, so my subconscious has seen it about 50 times
>>47803700
He baneposts every day, it helps his career
>>47797003
Honestly. For a good while last year me and my buudies would throw it on when we would rack some fat lines up. Do coke and laugh about it. I would say honestly I've seen iylt over 100 times. Shit and now that I think about it i might have a little bit of a cocain problem.
>>47806425
Also we quote bane before every line. No joke.
>for you
>>47797998
he is so perfect
Once at the theater, once at home.
Plane scene, too many to count.
CIA and the big guy?
>>47797003
Whole movie,3 times.
The beginning,I have lost count.But I can recite every single line from it with perfection.
>>47797819
what the actual fuck
>>47797531
shoulda had bale being the one pointing up, so I can only give this a 9.5/10
>>47799445
this saved my life when it came out, i was depressed as fuck
>>47801848
or perhaps im wondering what kind of keyboard is that
>>47799250
I was on Akinator trying to get CIA, and when it asked if he was a main character I almost said yes, completely forgot he wasn't
>>47800892
When did all this new Baneposting OC show up? I've never seen half the stuff in this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etrjBykvtKY
>>47801427
my fucking sides
I love baneposting so much. Mosquito man is my favorite character
>>47811048
Masketta Man is the official canon you fucking heretic.
>>47799317
>cinematography: Hoth Ead
>>47811048
he looks either sick or on some hot shit
>>47808987
this is hilarious
>>47811045
>>47801427
how you doin samefag
Dr. Haich? I'm 619.
>>47799290
been having a shit day, but this lifted my spirits, based anon
>When he screams Bane!
>>47797003
4 U?
>>47812091
>>47798185
But nobody cared who you were until you put on the mask.
I fly through the valley of the shadow of planes, i fear no crashes for the agency is with me, your mask and your plan comfort me
>>47797003
Once.
TDK > BB > TDKR.
I saw Aidan Gillen at an airport in Uzbekistan a few weeks ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a hothead and bother him and ask him to take some men free of charge.
He said, “Oh, you want me to call it in?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “BANE? BANE? BANE?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my boarding, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my ticket up front I saw him trying to board the plane with like fifteen doctors without paying.
The girl at the desk was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to file those with the agency first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the desk.
When she took one of the doctors and started checking for ID multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any master plans,” and then turned around and gestured a feather in his cap at me. After she scanned each doctor and gave them each a stamp and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by gripping his belt really loudly.
>>47810342
did you ever get him?
every morning in the bathroom, I ask myself - "BANE?" atleast 10 times
whole movie: once
>first time I watched it was this year (2014)
>plan to watch it once a year
into scene
>at least 20 times
>did it almost daily during the april/may frenzy
>I'm surprised that I haven't got tired of it. It's so deep once you try to analyze it
>>47816519
Yup, you can get Masketta Man and Dr. Pavel too.
>>47816650
took him 20 questions for me
the opening scene probably a few dozen times, the actual entire movie... i believe only once because it was so lame
where did everything go so wrong
Looking for people from Slovakia to watch it on big screen
>>47817102
i just did akinator
jesus christ
>>47799588
this confirms he was using roids, the backne always proves it.
>>47817109
HERE'S THE STORY
OF A LOVELY BANY
>>47817274
how come the original japanese BRrip doesn't have that mustache
>>47817215
>>47817274
>>47817338
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15MyvTcQGNm
>>47817358
>>47817379
>stupidsexyciamind
>>47816863
I see nothing wrong with this situation
>>47817384
I'm gonna be honest. If I saw CIA right now, I'd probably suck his dick if he asked me to.
D-Do y-you guys really not l-like the movie? I enjoyed it...
>>47817866
I like it. It has big guys.
>>47817850
you're an elegant gent
I really liked the moment when the batplane turns around and makes a cool vooom sound that was badass
>>47816613
That April/May frenzy was so clutch. Too bad it turned janitors into hot heads ;_;
>long day at work
>come back home to furiously banepost
nothing like it
My banepost folder craves more CIA.
>>47797003
Six times in the theater, once at home
>>47818046
i know that feel bro
nothing like restart your router when you have been banned
DAILY REMINDER:
DR.PAVEL IS UNDERRATED AND CIA IS OVERRATED
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CUF4jGshE6
>>47818418
He is though
Even masketta man and brother are better than that idiot.
>>47818414
AND I WOULD DO IT FOR YOUUUUU
>>47818414
/tv/ sings 'Gone Gone Gone' when?
Twice.
The first time it was great.
second time...not so much.
>>47818518
YES
>>47818466
>idiot
Get this hothead outta here!
BANEPOSTING IS STILL ALIVE?
>>47818607
BANE?
>>47818607
>baneposting
>dying ever
>image limit reached
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dk1pI7r3z4
Shit. Post limit. What do we do now.
>>47818772
We all song Gone, Gone, Gone
>>47818698
>that mask
Errrytime
>>47818698
didn't see it at first, but when I did bricks were shat
>>47818772
Call the____CIA___
>>47818772
We go to
>>47814136
>not having it on repeat 24/7 on your computer/tv
did this thread get burninated?
My contriubution to this god tier thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws
>>47797819
holy fuck that's wonderful
>>47798892
i posted a whole thread dedicated to this about a week ago. did you see it on here or on actual television
>>47823352
it's beautiful big guy
http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/depression-quest/user-reviews?sort-by=date&num_items=100
>For the record, I am not involved with any of the controversy here surrounding this game's creators. I saw the game on Steam a while ago and I bought it. From my point of view, there is no evil here. Now starting off with my review: for god's sake, the game is about depression and it does absolutely nothing with that premise. It's not even a game. I knew of a great game once where I'd surrender hooded prisoners to an anthropomorphized agency's flight plan and it portrayed depression in a very very realistic way. The agency wouldn't even allow the biggest prisoner to wear his mask on board the plane. It's that kind of stigma that this game avoids portraying accurately. This game does not have the guts to crash the plane with no survivors, nor does it leave the player to die with it- instead it comes back to save them. It's simply optimistic, pop culture dreck which has nothing to say about the reality of depressive, hotheaded individuals and whatever sort of due process was used to create this obscenity should be abolished. The very best complaint I can give this game is that I find it IMPRESSIVE that something like this was even greenlit. Can't video game developers just go back to formula? You know, the award winning ones that allowed games to be GAMES? I don't know why devs seem to treat gameplay as the BANE of all development these days but I have one major thing to say about people trying to make games like these: If you are going to exude proper gameplay, ensure that you are not merely resting on the catharsis that the simple mention of your game's themes bring. Otherwise we just can't move this industry forward, for me or you.
>>47818698
It will.
ITAOTS threads have pretty much died out on /mu/
If that can die, anything can.
>>47826199
lel no
accept your fate
>thread is still alive
THE FIRE RISES
>>47826268
the threads about cia hosting a music show were gold
>>47826268
the janitor is our friend
can we bring him?
>>47826586
Based Purple Palm Tree Man deleting shitposts so we can still Banepost.
What a guy.
>>47826243
Oh shit I didn't know about the dubs
>>47811273
he always looks like that.
>>47826741
Anyone who gets dubs gets to stay on my plane
>>47811048
bideo games
>>47826969
How Can Guys Be Big When We Are Small?
>>47811048
>mosquito man
>>47810578
CIA Cinematic Universe, take that Marvel and DC shits.
>>47826969
you'll just have to imagine the dubs
>>47827053
top kek
>>47826969
psh…check em…kid
>>47826969
If I get dubs will you die?
I NEED DUBS
>>47827149
WHEN I RIDE TO THE CLUB
CRUISIN WITH MY GIRLS EVEN ROLLING WITH THUGS, I NEED DUBS